From the and “here all along it was supposed to be CO2, but instead its imperious leader Kim Jong Un” department comes this hilarious news story. According to North Korea’s state run media, Kim Jong Un controlled the weather when he scaled a sacred mountain known as Mount Paektu. I suppose we’ll have to swap out the carbon dioxide control knob that climate scientists, Al Gore and Jerry Brown are claiming controls the weather (most recently wildfires in SoCal according to Brown) and replace it with another (equal, but more emotive) control knob: Kim Jong Un. It used to be “CO2 is there anything it can’t do?”. Now we’ll have to revise that to say “Kim Jong Un, is there anything he can’t do?”.
PYONGYANG, North Korea – Making a bizarre claim, the North Korean media claimed that the country’s leader, Kim Jong Un can control the weather.
According to North Korea’s state media, Kim Jong Un controlled the weather when he scaled a sacred mountain. The dictator is said to have dressed in smart leather shoes and climbed the 2,744m high Mount Paektu.
Pyongyang media stated that the mountain has a special place in Korean folklore and has been used by the Kim family for generations in propaganda. The state media claimed that it was snowing because the mountain wanted to give a “warm welcome” to Kim Jong Un.
According to the report, Mount Paektu wanted to “show joy at the appearance of the peerlessly illustrious commander who controls the nature.”
more: http://www.denmarknews.net/news/255691883/north-korean-media-claims-kim-jong-un-can-control-weather
Where’s the ubiquitous dude taking notes? I thought that guy had to be in every KJU pic.
They all take notes. They have to write down everything he says.
the guy in front – in his left hand is the notepad
I see a red button!?!
What happened to the big, funny-looking Russian type officer hats? I thought they were de rigeur.
Check out the mouse. it’s got a red nose. Just in time for Christmas.
I’m no expert on computers, but that one looks like a NK portable. It has wheels, a large handle for pulling it around, a giant spool of wire to power it and a portable cooling fan that tags along. Let’s hope they use this bad boy to guide their ICBM’s. With a little luck, one will boomerang right back on them and save the Donald from having to take care of things.
In re hats, yes Russian flat hats show Asian design influence, but they are not large enough for the NorKs, ALL HAT, NO HORSE writ large.
dig the UHF TV antenna. I have it on good authority they were watching MSNBC and Rachel Madcow bashing Trump.
joelobryan
That’s the wi-fi silly. It works all the way across……the room.
Fat Boy Kim seems unpopular.
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The big, Russian-style cover is for dress uniforms and parade:
https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-78c3eeeaf051145b7e7261d8a476dafa
Ditto medals instead of just ribbons:
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The helpful dude to Kim’s left is trying to point out as gently as possible to the supreme leader that all of his ships have been destroyed by the space invaders. His sphincters are cramping as he contemplates his fate.
The ominous thing is that they believe it.
Essentially, he’s set himself up as a god-king to the people.
Same basic principle as the Pharaohs, Caesars, and Chinese Emperors.
Whether people actually believe in it is unimportant so long as they submit
And, for some, this side of the Ditch, Supreme Leader Corbyn.
They – may not remembering the Wilson-Callaghan administration that left the dead unburied, or even the Blair-Brown one that admitted ‘There is no money left’ [or some synonym] – seem to believe that Corbyn has magic money trees, that the uber-rich will happily stay and give him huge chunks of their spondulix, and that he can suspend the rules of economics (vide Venezuela) and control the tides [if not, yet, the weather]!
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Not all that different than liberals in this country believing the climate change propaganda…
Wow this guy is the answer to the whole AGW thin!
Lets ask him for an intensive cooling period for the next 10 years. That should kill Al Gore’s renewable investment folio.
Cheers
Roger
http://www.thedemiseofchristchurch.com
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No, they don`t believe it. They must believe. That’s a huge difference. Otherwise they will be thrown to his dogs for dessert.
“They must believe.”
I bet being a climate modeller in NK is a precarious, and possibly life threatening, job!
I would be surprised if NK did not support CAGW.
Does he have to be present, or can I get some help here?
Has he ever been under fire in Bosnia, had his emails stolen or his election hacked by the Russians, invented the internet or claimed the earth is on the brink of climate catastrophe ?
Those require a special, more powerful, American level of dumb.
“…peerlessly illustrious commander who controls the nature…”
I move we change Jerry Brown’s title from Governor of Calizuela to “Peerlessly Illustrious Commander Who Controls the Nature.”
Hahaha … priceless.
Moonbeam for short.
“…controls the propaganda” is more like it.
Except Jerry Brown doesn’t do a very good job of controlling nature in California. Despite signing numerous bills to curb climate change, none of his actions have prevented any fires, droughts, or floods. But he just came out and blamed Trump for the fires, so I guess he believes that President Trump is the one who has the power to control the nature.
He most definitely is a “knob” in the Scottish sense of the word.
Knobs should be knurled.
Jimmy Haigh
Control knob?
🙂
Apparently he doesn’t have a butthole either.
I gues if you are one, you don’t need another?
Ridiculous. Everyone knows that only the UN can control the weather. Not weather exactly but, even more omnipotently, the planet’s climate.
The CAGW gang also believes that Trump controls the ‘weather’ because, by pulling out of Paris and hampering their New Save The World Order plan, he is said to be ruining the climate.
So, really, what’s the difference between those North Koreans who actually believe this and those who fall for the CO2 fairy tale?
Not much. And, in both cases, for the people at the top it has nothing to do with weather or climate but is all about power.
I think the funniest part of this story is the claim that he “scaled” this mountain, though I suppose that word could describe his walk from the helicopter.
Kim may have not this through. Strike that… of course he hasn’t thought this through. If he can control the weather then surely he controls the crop yields and has intentionally caused millions of his citizens to starve. Not the best way to curry favor with the masses but then it did work for Mao for a while.
Maybe Governor Brown should hold a Climate summit with Kim Jung-un. Jerry can learn how to control the weather and the wild fires, and do something about the “new normal” in California.
Given North Korea is a nuclear power, Kim’s claim is more credible than claims CO2 is the control knob…
chuck norris told him to say that
Moonbeam can send his mistress, The ATB, off to man some North Korea AAA site.
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If he can control the weather, why can’t he control his own weight? In each successive photograph I see of him he appears fatter than the previous one – all the while so many of the people are undernourished or starving. A comical looking megalomaniac. Someone should strap him to one of his rockets.
3 cents worth: he looks fatter each time you see him because among other things, he is preparing his own succession. That’s right, he’s pregnant! Look, if a guy can climb a snowy mountain in a pair of leather kicks, and control the weather at the same time, he can father (and mother) his own child.
I don’t imagine “personal trainer” is a big profession in NK.
And we had The Chisen One who could roll back the rising seas…
Jun 3, 2008 · “this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal …”
– Barack H. Obama, nomination victory speech
so who is nuttier?
Good question.
I would imagine Obama’s ruinous climate policies have done far more harm to America than the fat guy – at least so far.
But we shouldn’t be too hard on Obama: it looks like he may have achieved his promise on the oceans, at least just before Trump kicked him out of the White House:
https://climate.nasa.gov/vital-signs/sea-level/
According to the data sea levels have been flat or falling for several years.
If I were a cynic – which thank goodness I’m not – I might think NASA have failed to update the graph since July because they’re trying to hide the decline.
The other graph tells a powerful story. I can’t understand how anyone can look at that tide gauge graph and still claim that sea level rise is a serious threat.
Chris
And we had The Chisen One who could roll back the rising seas…
Jun 3, 2008 · “this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal …”
– Barack H. Obama, nomination victory speech
so who is nuttier?
I think you have posted this twice.
Or were you asking which Obama was nuttier?
That is the question. However, Barack Obama had no dogs to which he could leave the non-believers for dessert. That’s another difference. But in principle you’re right, it’s the same hubris.
I thought there was a poodle – not the Algoreoithm cove, but a water-poodle – possibly Iberian, if memory serves [which it may not], although that may be a dog for the daughters . . . . .
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No great friend of the last POTUS – but fair’s fair for the doggie!
If I remember correctly, the Obamas had a Portuguese Water Dog, which sort of looks like a clipped poodle.
The Frozen Chosin One.
“MENE, MENE, TEKEL, and PARSIN” comes to mind. Spiritual arrogance is dangerous (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belshazzar%27s_feast)
Sad to say there are people that not only would believe this, but they also believe our own government does.
The Pillsbury dough boy has a soul mate in California’s Moonbeam . If Moonbeam thinks the current mann made fires are due to climate change just wait till those nukes hit California first . Moonbeam needs to stop all that particulate pollution California is pumping out . Moonbeam getting all godly is rich .
I assume this is either an accidental or deliberate mis-translation or metaphoric subtlety too difficult for a corporate journalist. In the cold war, Russians said that the biggest difference between themselves and Americans is that they didn’t believe their government’s propaganda, Americans did.
Wonder who the poor sod was that had to carry him up the mountain.
You mean “poor sods”, don’t you. It would take more than one at a time to carry that fellow up the mountain.
You look at videos of the fattest man in North Korea surrounded by his generals and the poor ole generals look like scarecrows in comparison to Kim Jung-un, and they have to be the best-fed people in the country other than Kim, although the guys in the picture look a little healthier.
It’s really a huge scandal that the last three American presidents have allowed this insane North Korean regime to get so dangerous. They wanted to kick the can down the road and now we have run out of road.
When Trump nukes the hell out of Kim, the Western elites will blame Trump rather than Kim Jung-un and previous feckless American presidents, and Russia and China.
Gor-mann-jong-un ?
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/939555045015801856
Sounds like he’s lobbying for a Doctorate from the University of East Anglia.
Graduating Man I’m Coming Loudly … I mean Magna Cum Laude.
Kim Jong, save us
With profound apologies to Queen.
…
He’s for every one of us
Stand for every one of us
He save with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman
Every child…