Guest essay by Eric Worrall
Women don’t like to sweat while having sex, so they are less likely to have sex in warm weather, according to the latest climate health claim.
Climate change and your birthday: Is it too hot for sex?
Have you ever wondered why March is a busy birthday month?
A new study suggests Australians are more inclined to exert themselves between the sheets when they can avoid getting hot and sweaty.
Last month the Sunshine Coast had its most fruitful month to date, with a record 258 babies born at Nambour Hospital.
Women’s and Family Services acting director Keppel Schafer said the numbers were in line with the Sunshine Coast’s annual birth pattern.
And he said winter weather conditions were the reason behind last month’s baby boom.
“The ongoing trivia that we have amongst the trade is that it’s the first cool change that the coast experiences in June or July in the year before,” he said.
“That probably sees us very busy nine months later in the following March.
“I think there’s a bit more snuggling under the doona and then there’s a new baby in a bunny rug nine months later.”
Read more: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-09/climate-change-and-your-sex-life/7311702
All I can say is, thank goodness for alcohol, swimming pools, ceiling fans and air conditioners. Otherwise we warm climate Aussie men would never get lucky.
Well, they were half right. Women don’t want to have sex with people who TALK about (and believe in) climate change.
Utter Nonsense.
But don’t we always wait till they go to sleep? This is the mandated UN Best Practice. Read the IPCC Climate Report under the section “Mitigating Effects of Global Warming”
The heat in Central America, Africa, and Middle East does not seem to have e effected their birth rates. Article must have been written by some climate change wackjob that couldn’t get laid.
There are women that want sex? #marriedlife
Textbook definition of L O L. I’ve never seen a woman not enjoy sweating while having sex. In fact they usually enjoy it when they make me sweat. Also humans generally have sex in their beds and above the beds are these fantastic technological wonders called FANS that can be magically turned on with the flick of a button on the walls. And further more I’m sure this is some sort of attempt to scare men into caring about climate change. Nobody cares about climate change. It’s amazing that people who believe in mythical climate change generally disbelieve in deities and then call everyone that does believe in a supreme being stupid.
In Arizona we have air conditioning, it’s new.
Thank God something is stopping it. Liberal women can’t seem to understand how babies are made, only want to cry about it on the gurney at the abortion clinic. They can’t find their way to the doctor for their $4 a month birth control script. Nor can they find their way to the county health department for FREE birth control.
Thank goodness mother nature has decided to step in and help these poor libs out. Also, there is another upside, less babies on welfare, and less liberals… it’s a win/win situation!!!
Whose mood isn’t subject to changes in the weather?
Several prostitutes whom I used to know (and before you ask, I was not a customer) always reported an upsurge of business when the weather warmed.
Upsurge of shootings in Chicago when it warms.
That proves it – the customers’ spouses were refusing.
So how is this different from after they’re married? 🙂
“Women don’t like to sweat while having sex, so they are less likely to have sex in warm weather, according to the latest climate health claim.”
I can only speak from personal experience when I say “thank God I’ve not met any of those women.”
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Maybe it is just me, but whenever I’ve had sex, I really wasn’t thinking about the weather.
/grin
How many of the babies are named Muhammad?
Oh boy, we had better stop global warming!
Thanks, Obama
Whoever wrote this is an idiot. Next he will be saying that eating bacon causes people to urinate. The whole climate change farce relies on stupid people finding “proofs” that can never be proven. Here’s two questions: When has the temperature of the Earth never changed?, and Where is the rule that glaciers should not melt, given that almost every glacier ever formed in the history of the Earth melted completely before mankind?
The liberals know that since they have demonized conservatives their drone will follow like lemmings to what ever they spew.
LOL! This is the most retarded assessment I have ever heard. How many Afticans are having babies every year without air conditioning? How many women prior to air conditioning had babies? Just 5 decades ago families had 8-10 kids, without air condition! These freakin’ people will peddle ANY amount of bullshit to push the NWO agenda. Good Lord, your morons!
Between sweaty hot and chilly cold, tis better between the sheets in all kinds of weather.
Hello!!! It doesn’t take climate change for women to not want sex. Anyone that ever put a ring on a finger knows that is all it takes…LOL. Having children, having headaches, having to go to work, having to get up early, having to bake a cake, having to make a shopping list, having to watch the grass grow, etc etc etc. Climate change will simply be one more in a long list of excuses.
https://youtu.be/07T_Tdg590Q
Actually, it just takes being foolish enough to marry a jerk.
How true!
@ur momisugly co2 is life, you should be banned from leaving this kind of S….T, If I had to listen to these two for longer than the 35 seconds that I did I may have committed a crime!
LOL, I just think it is so funny how women can make videos about how they lie to their husbands and laugh about it. Making their husbands miserable is a joke to them. Could you imagine a man making a joke about not putting food on the table, a roof over their heads, paying the rent, clothes on his children’s backs? Women would never tolerate men caring so little about their needs.
…Married women use sex as power but I cannot say my definition of that without getting banned…AGAIN !!
I can. It’s prostitution.
The Global Warming discussion has reached the point of total lunacy,
Wow, Just what doesn’t Climate Change effect. Think I heard it all now. /dripping with sarc
Stupidity causes global warming.
BTW, I’m pretty sure warm climates have the highest birthrates, and warm vacation spots get a lot more action than an Alaskan Cruise. Just a guess.
The sun is an aphrodisiac – so prepare for your sex life to hot up
http://www.reveal.co.uk/hot-right-now/news/a394729/the-sun-is-an-aphrodisiac–so-prepare-for-your-sex-life-to-hot-up.html
The left is growing ever more insanely desperate and frantic to maintain it’s corrupt control of the public mind.
Problem solved! The warmists actually want a smaller population, which in turn will mean lower CO2 emissions due to humans. So if fewer women want sex, then the population will naturally shrink. Therefore, by actually doing nothing, the warmists’ goals will be met.
Here I thought it was marriage that made women NOT want sex!