The Penguin Strikes Back

Guest Post by Willis Eschenbach

Well, once again we’ve proven that Mark Twain was right when he observed that “A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” … but the response time of the truth is getting better. Three days ago guest author Eric Worrall, in a post called Chris Turney: Penguins Don’t Migrate, they’re dying!,  highlighted the claims of the oft-wrong-but-never-uncertain Chris Turney, the leader of the Ship of Fools antarctic expedition. Turney claimed that 140,000 penguins had been killed by climate change. However, since then the penguin forces of science have mustered to defeat his defeatism.

penguin star warsFigure 1. Proof that if you google it, they will come. This was “penguin” plus “storm trooper” … Image Source 

I say the response time of the truth is getting better because a mere three days later, Discover Magazine says fugeddaboudit … their best guess is that the penguins never heard of Chris Turney, so they simply migrated.

It gets better. You remember when Leonardo DiCaprio famously thought a Canadian chinook wind was evidence of climate change? The article shows that Turney’s circumpolar ignorance appears to be equally profound, viz:

“I don’t think any of us anticipated what we saw: the ground was littered with dead chicks and discarded eggs. What had been until recently a noisy, raucous colony was now eerily quiet. It was heartbreaking to visit,” study co-author Chris Turney, of the University of New South Wales Australia, told Live Science in an email interview.

But LaRue counters that Adélie penguin colonies always have dead birds scattered around because the carcasses don’t decompose in Antarctica’s dry, cold climate. Researchers have discovered mummified penguins and seals that are centuries old.

Science roolz!

Sunny today, rumors of rain tomorrow. Here, on the California coast north of San Francisco, already we have the mares tails and the mackerel skies that are the forerunners of a storm in the mariners’ rhyme. Here’s the view from my front door looking up at the redwood trees …

redwoods and mares tailsMackerel skies and mares tails

Make tall ships carry short sails!

What an astounding, wondrous planet we live on, resplendent in sunshine and in rain alike.

Best wishes to everyone,

w.

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Chip Javert
February 16, 2016 9:10 pm

frog
Your Latin translation (decimat) is undoubtedly correct; however my dictionary also shows Decimate: Kill, destroy or remove a large part of (something).
Habla usted contemporary American English?

benofhouston
Reply to  Chip Javert
February 17, 2016 8:55 am

Yes, that’s the modern usage, but it has a defined, specific, and clear meaning that has been lost.
It’s even more annoying since we still use the Deci prefix.

Chip Javert
Reply to  benofhouston
February 17, 2016 10:01 pm

What you term the “defined, specific, and clear meaning” is undoubtedly useful for the 37 people in the world currently completely focused on discipline of Roman legions (I admit there is value in this).
However, it’s been a few hundred years since the rest of us actually tried to to this to our armies (we make ’em stand in line waiting for unaccountable & incompetent VA bureaucrats to “help” them).
Think of shrink, green, solar, auto, gas, batter, and hooters – these and thousands of other lovely words have gained multiple meanings…so it’s okay to have multiple meanings.

Get Real
Reply to  benofhouston
February 19, 2016 10:39 pm

If we remove the deci prefix from decimate we are left with what? Something penguins seem to be still capable of.

Half tide rock
February 16, 2016 9:38 pm

When constructing a robust misrepresentation it must contain obvious elements that can not be denied.

601nan
February 16, 2016 9:40 pm

Oh Dear!
Noun-Verb Confusion yet again!
Perhaps the viewers would rather salivate on the largest Penis aircraft the US Air Force ever built using contractors, mostly white and protestent. Ha ha

E.M.Smith
Editor
Reply to  601nan
February 17, 2016 8:52 pm

In English, every noun can be verbed, and nouned verbs a fabrication too…

hunter
Reply to  601nan
February 21, 2016 12:56 pm

When I was young, NASA was doing some research with them and I had the privilege of seeing one flying near what is now called Johnson Space Center. It was unreal to see something that huge flying overhead. It was trailed by multiple fighters. Thanks for the memory.

Mjw
February 16, 2016 10:42 pm

It is heartbreaking to see what climate change has done to that redwood, all the lower branches have fallen off.

Mike Bromley the Kurd
February 17, 2016 12:24 am

Turney is one of those hype-types whose appeal to the emotional runs amok. I enclose an image of the Dramatic Turney, a screen dump of his fantastical interview about the Ship of Fools’ mission. That narrow-eyed, pursed-lip-jutting, build-for-the-punch-line expression so often employed to great effect by actors. Actors. Did I mention Actors?
http://www.bolerhead.com/turney-drama-face.jpg

Mike Bromley the Kurd
February 17, 2016 12:28 am

Similarly, Bamboo-bicycle-flim-flam-flannerying drama, by Christiana & Moon:
http://www.bolerhead.com/Figueres-drama-face.jpg

angech
February 17, 2016 1:06 am

Out of place but funny.
“Embarrassed’ man, 26, found shivering on a building ledge after being abandoned there by his mates in a late-night prank Man, 26, was left stranded on the fifth story of the Bureau of Meteorology Building, Melbourne Australia. He was trapped on an eight-meter high ledge overnight.
Official story “He was climbing with friends when they removed ladder as part of a prank”

The real reason was that he was outside the window to confirm the Melbourne weather for the BOM whose computers had been playing up.
Unfortunately a cleaner closed the window leaving him stranded until the morning.
Those doubting this fact should check the extreme weather events predicted for Australia by BOM later last night due to the communication mix up.

DGH
February 17, 2016 1:07 am

Twitter reports that @ProfChrisTurney does not exist.
https://mobile.twitter.com/profchristurney
Must have gone searching for his penguins.

Reply to  DGH
February 17, 2016 4:38 am

An iceberg caused by global warming killed his twitter account.

Ed Zuiderwijk
February 17, 2016 3:14 am

Chris Turney is starting to like Dorian Grey. He thinks that Antarctica is falling apart but everytime he says so a piece is falling off himself. Until in the end nothing is left of him.

Ed Zuiderwijk
Reply to  Ed Zuiderwijk
February 17, 2016 3:15 am

sorry: “look like”

knr
February 17, 2016 4:18 am

Turney achieved success in the measure that means most to him ‘headlines’, that the claim lacked scientific validity is unimportant . In that he is a classic example of a climate ‘scientist ‘

ozspeaksup
February 17, 2016 4:30 am

heres the link to the WORST drivel on this by Adelaide Advertiser..
implies they all just died recently.
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/technology/science/150000-penguins-die-in-antarctica-after-giant-iceberg-traps-colony/news-story/35a301c4a9aa2144df0e49dfa504559d

zemlik
February 17, 2016 4:37 am

I thought a mackerel sky was the one that looked like, er, mackerel scales

Reply to  zemlik
February 17, 2016 10:04 am

lower down the picture its looking a bit fishy..

Amos Mclean
February 17, 2016 5:23 am

R2Gentoo ?

February 17, 2016 6:09 am

Willis, this is one of the easier debunks you have taken on, but very timely and educational. I never knew about the mummified remains of penguins and seals – seems a treasure trove for scientific work: centuries, maybe millennia with some digging, of DNA, evolution, etc. etc. and maybe even climate. I recall they found the cache in recent decades that Scott was heading for when they perished – the steaks were edible and there was a case or two of old scotch as well.
I love the Ozzies but, they have to do something about the cerebral infestation that has gripped their scientific institutions. There seems to be some tens of times the number of climate scientists per capita filling up atrophying universities. They are laying off ….350 (three hundred and fifty!) of this spawn from the CSIRO alone. They have an “ARC Centre of Excellence for Climate System Science” combining a half dozen universities’ programs that seems responsible for almost half of the sludge on climate science that comes out of the bilge pumps of world institutions of hire lerning. Half the work of Steve McIntyre is spent debunking Ozzie papers that are subsequently retracted.
Our favorite bozo, Chris Turney, was given a distinguised award for commanding the Ship of Fools into the Antarctic ice, a fiasco that the rest of the world was using as material for their comedy hours.
http://www.jammiewf.com/2014/of-course-climate-clown-who-got-stuck-in-antartic-ice-wins-award-for-understanding-past-and-present-climate-change/
The guy, doesn’t seem to go in for graphs and statistics and data collection, but rather is like an idiot reporter, ‘observing’ the ravages of climate change whether there is anything there or not.

Reply to  Gary Pearse
February 17, 2016 8:01 am

Yes indeed, pre CSIRO redundancy event Ozzie academia was seen to be on a trajectory approaching some sort of CAGW event horizon as it was about to implode and the only information thereafter allowed to escape the resulting singularity would be an ever increasing torrent of quacking mad climate pseudoscience. Something seemingly inspired by Douglas Adams’ shoe event horizon on Frogstar World B.

Reply to  Gary Pearse
February 17, 2016 10:07 am

comment image
Another Antarctic expedition anyone?

clipe
Reply to  Leo Smith
February 21, 2016 6:54 pm

Been there, done that?comment image

February 17, 2016 6:33 am

Turney needed some 2016 PR, and he got some that was intellectually one of the following: odious, revolting, repulsive, repellent, repugnant, disgusting, offensive, objectionable, vile, foul, abhorrent, loathsome, nauseating, sickening, hateful, detestable, execrable, abominable, monstrous, appalling, reprehensible, deplorable, insufferable, intolerable, despicable, contemptible, unspeakable, atrocious, awful, terrible, dreadful, frightful, obnoxious, unsavory, unpalatable, unpleasant, disagreeable, nasty, noisome, distasteful . . . .
It was PR though.
John

February 17, 2016 6:51 am

Is the climate and environment focused media the profession with the lowest IQ? Did Turney rely on assuming it to get them to do PR on penguins for him?
It seems like the answer is plausibly in the affirmative for both Qs.
John

Ancient Mariner
February 17, 2016 7:38 am

Willis the old saying is actually “Mackerel Scales and Mares Tails”, not Mackerel Skies

u.k(us)
Reply to  Willis Eschenbach
February 17, 2016 3:58 pm

The main point in either case is to wake up the crew and be ready to furl the sails, no ?
Sounds like it might be an energetic yet fun time.
Get ahead of Her.

Reply to  Ancient Mariner
February 17, 2016 5:45 pm

Still, no rain in the East Bay Willis, but you can feel it coming right now, as I type. My obligatory weekly post on the Folsom Reservoir levels:
http://cdec.water.ca.gov/cdecapp/resapp/resDetailOrig.action?resid=FOL
Pretty awesome switch from man-made drought to man-made rapidly filling reservoirs here.

Bill Illis
February 17, 2016 8:25 am

There are 3.79 million breeding pairs of Adelie penguins in 251 breeding colonies.
Even if some got cut-off by the ice-berg, this likely happened 1,000s of times to these (and other) penguins before. It is what happens where they evolved and still live today so I imagine they have ways around these problems..
Only a drama queen would make such a big deal out of this.

zemlik
Reply to  Bill Illis
February 17, 2016 1:51 pm

“mommy , mommy are you sure I am a penguin ?”
“of course you are silly ”
” But mommy, mommy are you certain I am a penguin ? ”
” Look your daddy is a penguin, your mommy is a penguin, you are a penguin .
Why do you keep asking if you are a penguin ?”
” because I am bloody freezing !!”

Concerned!
February 17, 2016 11:26 pm

I don’t suppose on this website there’s a hope of any of you actually reading the scientific article, but it in fact makes no mention of global warming or climate change whatsoever, and stresses that this is a ‘natural’ event that provides an experiment to see what may happen to other colonies if Antarctic sea ice increases in other sites. Similarly, Chris Turney has been quoted in media sources as saying, “I must stress B09B is not thought to be directly the result of climate change…”. The lead author of the paper is a highly respected scientist of Southern Hemisphere and Antarctic ornithology, has spent many, many months of her life in penguin colonies, and is the chairperson of the New Zealand West Coast Penguin Trust.
The original press release can be read at http://newsroom.unsw.edu.au/news/science-tech/giant-iceberg-decimates-antarctic-penguin-colonies. At no point did the paper, the press release or any of the authors say that this event is related to global warming, or indeed that ‘150,00 penguins were killed’ – it simply highlights the decline of the colony and failure to breed since the sea ice increase.
As is often pointed out on this website, media reporting of science is frequently hyperbolic, but I see you choose to believe it and look no further at original sources when it supports your somewhat militant agenda!
If anyone cares to read the article it is open access and can be found at http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayAbstract?fromPage=online&aid=10171606&fulltextType=RA&fileId=S0954102015000644
Enjoy!

Reply to  Concerned!
February 18, 2016 7:40 am

I don’t think most commenters thought it was about global warming. The fact that it turns out to be normal to find even centuries’ old dead, mummified penguins, chicks and eggs on Antarctica is the main thing that should tell you that neither NZ ‘expert or C. Turney know much about the subject they have pronounced on. In your zeal to marginalize skeptics you missed this point. Shame on the senior author and the seemingly witless Turney for putting this bilge out, knowing MSM and the legion of useful fools like yourself would give them relevance on the subject.

Reply to  Concerned!
February 19, 2016 3:19 pm

Dan, you’re back.
What science?
I read a public relations exercise.
Naked,unsubstantiated speculation.
Science would require a little more rigorous effort.
Maybe even some measurement?

clipe
Reply to  Concerned!
February 21, 2016 7:32 pm

…it supports your somewhat militant agenda!

Projection.

thingadonta
February 18, 2016 1:06 am

Never follow an academic into the wilderness, especially the antarctic/arctic wilderness.

February 18, 2016 3:31 am

These penguins look OK to me, they are healthy, inquisitive and learning to speak Russian

hunter
Reply to  vukcevic
February 21, 2016 1:07 pm

Wow, if penguins are learning to live in the north, things are going to be interesting!

February 18, 2016 5:31 am

I suggest Willis Eschenbach goes over to Twitter search and types : Denison penguin, or Adelies Pengiun
…The whole Tweitterverse only follows’s Turney’s doom narrative and links to the doom video.
It’s only when you search for the mysteriously now deleted account @ProfChrisTurney
That you find any contrary opinions then only 10 ..pointing to Livescience copy of the discovery.com story
– All Chris Turney’s work is stamped “Narrative PR , not science”