Guest essay by Jim Steele
Director emeritus Sierra Nevada Field Campus, San Francisco State University and author of Landscapes & Cycles: An Environmentalist’s Journey to Climate Skepticism
Pictures of this starving polar bear have been circulating throughout the worlds’ most trustworthy media outlets, providing undeniable proof that global warming is not just some theory conjured by soul‑less models that predict devastation a hundred years into the future. Global warming is here and now and this widespread starvation of animals across the globe is exactly what climate models and 97% of the scientists predicted. For further video proof compare these BBC videos.
One of the chief promoters of polar bear doom and gloom, Steve Amstrup, has used this new evidence to honestly promote starving bears but with the proper caveat saying, “Shrinking sea ice is causing polar bears to starve with higher frequency, but “you can’t say that any one individual is starving because of climate change”
Extrapolating back into history scientists assure us no bears ever died of natural causes until CO2 began rising. Although this polar bear has never been examined, (as was the case for the floating/drowned bears a few years ago) the most sophisticated models have determined there is a high confidence that there is a high probability that this polar bear is not sick, is not injured, and is not elderly. Obviously with a climate on steroids, the only plausible possibility is it’s a victim of rising CO2. Normally this area is covered by sea ice and carpeted with seals. But now in the dead of winter there are only small slivers of ice, so small it is forcing seals into the water to drown and bears can barely keep their balance while hunting. Science deniers and uncaring human chauvinists have scoffed that this is just one bear observed within one square kilometer. However given the Arctic covers 14 million square kilometers where no one has been taking pictures, models have extrapolated there are very likely 14 million other skinny bears. But scientists are a conservative lot and lowered their estimate to one million plus or minus 100. Still it is worse than we once thought. Global warming is also starving every species across the planet. And like this bear picture, there is abundant photographic proof of this human‑caused tragedy.
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Global warming is increasing evaporation and that is drying our fields and pastures. The physics is well established: more CO2 means more evaporation. As a result, grass that once grew as high as a horses back, now barely reaches the bottom of their hooves. Without the normal lush pastures of the last Ice Ages, horses are starving. They are becoming so weak they are now incapable of carrying the smallest jockeys.
When CO2 concentrations were at pre-industrial levels during the Little Ice Age, horses remained thick and meaty throughout their lifetime. Meat from elderly horses was abundant and the main ingredient in dog food. But due to Big Oil and the selfish Koch brothers, CO2 rose and horses became increasingly emaciated and created a shortage of dog food. Only a pet hater, or anti-science Republican or denier Libertarian would ever deny that this epidemic of withering dogs is not real and requires immediate legislation.
When I was in graduate school, we would joke that if there was ever a nuclear holocaust, only insects and rats would ever survive. But according to reputable sources like Joe Romm, rising CO2 is like 400,000 Hiroshima bombs exploding every day. Unless you are a science denier, you can surely feel that heat. And like napalm these nuclear explosions are destroying our forests and prairies so that even the insects can no longer find refuge. Malnourished insects like the one below are the new normal. But there is still time to turn this global catastrophe around. But we must act now and elect every politician who tells a scary climate story!
I spent my career studying bird populations, analyzing how they adapt to changes in landscapes and natural weathers cycles. But the unprecedented 0.6°C global rise during the 20th century is happening faster than birds can evolve; faster than they can fly from a hot sunlit lawn into the cool shade of a tree. In what now appears to be a desperate bare bones approach, and a last ditch attempt to adapt to this unbearable heat not experienced in the last billion years, birds are shedding all their feathers. As the anthropocene heats up, fewer feathers are promoting life saving cross breezes to cool their internal organs. But as the world continues to warm and the last feather has been shed, they will certainly go extinct.
But it is not just wildlife that is suffering. During the last Ice Age humans never wanted for food and 5 course meals several times a day were not uncommon. But despite our technological achievements in agriculture, our best scientists are telling us global warming is increasingly taking food from out tables. The lastest proof in a press release from the journal Nature provided this startling photograph of the new normal in human dining. Furthermore a study by Naomi Klein reports every single scientist is warning against false beliefs that because the growing season has become longer than it was the during the Little Ice Age, more food can be grown. 99.9% of the scientist agree, global warming is due to humans and the apocalypse is real.
It is the poorer nations, especially on Pacific Islands that are unfairly taking the brunt of global warming. Rising sea levels have flooded this couple’s island farm. Food that might normally be salvaged after a tsunami, were so completely dissolved by unprecedented ocean acidity, there was nothing to scavenge. As a result this couple and their neighbors have been forced to survive on the occasional coconut husks that wash on to their shores. Like statistics and graphs, photographs never lie or ever mislead. So please send all your money to any organization that promises to cut CO2 and spare the world from starvation, or maybe you or your children, or grandchildren or your great grandchildren or their children and their pets will suffer a similar horrible fate.
Last month, a homeowner in Rockaway County, NJ published on Youtube a video showing a family of black bears (mother and five cubs) that decided to invade their backyard and take a swim in the family’s backyard pool. It is cute. But what struck me was how healthy the five cubs are. They are well beyond the age where they are susceptible to disease risks or risks from predators. I don’t know the answer, but I wonder if it is “normal” for five bear cubs to survive to reach this age, which sure looks to me like they will likely make it to maturity and search for a mate to reproduce.
The bear population in NJ is exploding. And by the looks of this bear family they appear to be extremely healthy and thriving. For several decades in the 20th century, it was believed the NJ bear population was virtually extinct. They held no hunts for decades. Then in 2003 they decided to do a one time hunt to cull the population which had grown to an estimated 1500 bears. The hunt was extremely well planned and the number of bears killed matched almost exactly the number authorities hoped would be culled based on the number of permits issued and hunter success rates based on empirical evidence. I forget the exact number but I want to say that around 700 bears were killed in the 2003 hunt, but don’t hold me to it if that is wrong. But it was not enough. The population continued to grow. So they instituted an annual hunt in 2010. Still not enough. The population continued to grow. This year the commission that overseas the hunts voted to increase the length of the bear hunting season. That’s because since 2010, 1900 bears have been killed and now the NJ population is estimated to be 3500-4000 bears. Don’t forget the population was estimated to be only 1500 in 2003 BEFORE the 2003 hunt.
http://www.nj.com/sussex-county/index.ssf/2015/03/bear_hunt_could_drastically_expand_under_nj_plan_push_into_other_parts_of_state.html
This explosive growth in the bear population is not unique to NJ. It is happening all over New England. Massachusetts has seen it’s bear population increase 9x since the early 1980s, growing from about 500 bears to over 4500.
https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2015/06/20/bears/4iQHkreqivLLYBjLvtudDK/story.html
It seems to me that if animals like black bears near the top of the food chain are thriving then the habitat that supports the rest of the food chain is probably pretty healthy, too. The planet is not dying from too much CO2. The planet is thriving. Or at least American nature is.
Thanks for linking to the amusing video. I got a real kick out of it.
Oh, I thought polar bears always stayed healthy and never aged. I guess it was camera bias of the photo essay naturalist all along.
Isn’t this a “Modest Proposal”? Surely this guy isn’t serious?
My first impulse is to ask ‘what kind of idiot would believe one skeletal animal among a large healthy population proves the whole species is rapidly succumbing to environmental change?’
And then I remembered that the world is full of idiots only too eager to lap up apocalyptic pablum.
Jim Steele for President!
Polar bears were fat like pigs. Norwigan Polar Institute researches conducted an survey on polar bears in august 2015 on Svalbard and found that they all were full and round. A good ice year and good hunting possibilities have given them plenty to eat.
They also commented on the picture above and said i gave a false impression and that facebook is not the right place to get accurate information. This bear was most likely old or sick and that nature is cruel.
Article in norwegian translatet by google translate:
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.highnorthnews.com%2Fisbjornene-var-feite-som-griser%2F&edit-text=
A fat polar bear population is good news for polar bear lovers, bad news for seals and seal lovers, and REALLY bad news for global warming alarmists.
Enjoyed reading this very much Jim Steele!
Even the most extreme view from the alarmist side, unless living in the realm of a delusional religious cult, would have to acknowledge that CO2 gets blamed for many negative consequences that lack the authentic science to support it and rarely gets credit for its known/proven positive contributions.
What’s that you say? There are many, many millions that don’t acknowledge this/ see it that way?
OK, then there are many, many millions that are living in the realm of a delusional religious cult!
Not only are bears returning to NJ but since many farms have shut down in the NE, there is a lot more bear habitat now. Forests today are much much more extensive than 100 years ago or even 25 years ago.
Hey Jim. I didn’t know you were aspiring to George Carlin’s territory. The humorous sarcasm is a nice change. The weather network was using that photo to promote yet another alarming climate change scare story (YAACCSS). I took the time to post a link on their site to Dr Susan Crockford’s site polarbearscience.com which I do every time they do a walrus haul out or polar bears are dying from too much CO2 story. Hopefully some of TWN’s readers go there and get the facts.
Glad I wasn’t drinking a soda… or hot coffee… that is a great satirical piece… I’d say more that Onion worthy.
This vibrant 30 year old is likewise a victim of global warming
http://www.unexplainable.net/brainbox/uploads/1/old.jpg
This unfortunately highlights the real problem of our prematurely lengthening lives. Some of us just aren’t ready for it.
LOL +1000 Loved your essay! Still giggling.
Great fun, Jim!
More seriously though, I recently attended a fancy cocktail party in Manhattan and saw so many well groomed and dressed, but clearly emaciated women that it suddenly hit me: climate change is not something which will only affect my great-grandchildren. It was suddenly HERE and NOW.
To this day I remain overwhelmed by the sight of those pitiful wealthy matrons who were clearly unable to feed themselves in this hellish environment which humanity has created.
Oh my. I figured this would be normal Jim Steele material, and saved it for when I had time to savor it.
Instead, I learned what Jim’s breaking point is. And that he still writes well despite banging his on the wall.
Just one little niggling suggestion – “99.9% of the scientist[s] agree,” should be 99.7%. That 7 is important, it’s our only hope of not reaching 100%.
Great photos too – that starving praying mantis looks just like a walking stick.
After having seen the pictures of the thin animals I am starting a new group — Overweight People For Global Warming.
Eugene WR Gallun
For the true starvation policy path, reduce Euro growth to zero for extended periods, use debt in lieu of hard choices, focus on non GMO and small scale farming, use tax resources for rooftop solar and electric cars for the rich, and attack the farming sector with a combination of water and soil over regulation down to the ditch level, ban pesticides and nutrient supplements, and make animal raising effectively illegal. That all takes time and effort to fully implement but it is underway…for the good of the elite shopper.
http://wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/clip_image008_thumb6.jpg?w=360&h=233
Walking sticks.
I’m sure that before Frodo and Sam lit their first campfire we had walking trees.
Oh Come on people. This is definitely global warming all their prey have grown and they are fighting back against the polar bears. They are not submarines at the North pole but giant walrus.
If, as you say, “the apocalypse is real”, then why do not you advocate praying to God ? The word, ‘apocalypse’ is from the Christian bible. You must read it, or, you couldn’t have known of the word. You should read it more thoroughly.
I read all the way to the bottom. The two ladies are ‘clip images’. That certainly throws a shadow of doubt on the rest. CLIP IMAGES…YES. Can’t the polar bear get off the ice, and, go find food? I thought polar bears could swim.
Proof the more CO2 means fatter polar bears
http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/files/2013/07/Alaska-Polar-Bear-Northern-Shore-.jpg