Guest essay by Jim Steele
Director emeritus Sierra Nevada Field Campus, San Francisco State University and author of Landscapes & Cycles: An Environmentalist’s Journey to Climate Skepticism
Pictures of this starving polar bear have been circulating throughout the worlds’ most trustworthy media outlets, providing undeniable proof that global warming is not just some theory conjured by soul‑less models that predict devastation a hundred years into the future. Global warming is here and now and this widespread starvation of animals across the globe is exactly what climate models and 97% of the scientists predicted. For further video proof compare these BBC videos.
One of the chief promoters of polar bear doom and gloom, Steve Amstrup, has used this new evidence to honestly promote starving bears but with the proper caveat saying, “Shrinking sea ice is causing polar bears to starve with higher frequency, but “you can’t say that any one individual is starving because of climate change”
Extrapolating back into history scientists assure us no bears ever died of natural causes until CO2 began rising. Although this polar bear has never been examined, (as was the case for the floating/drowned bears a few years ago) the most sophisticated models have determined there is a high confidence that there is a high probability that this polar bear is not sick, is not injured, and is not elderly. Obviously with a climate on steroids, the only plausible possibility is it’s a victim of rising CO2. Normally this area is covered by sea ice and carpeted with seals. But now in the dead of winter there are only small slivers of ice, so small it is forcing seals into the water to drown and bears can barely keep their balance while hunting. Science deniers and uncaring human chauvinists have scoffed that this is just one bear observed within one square kilometer. However given the Arctic covers 14 million square kilometers where no one has been taking pictures, models have extrapolated there are very likely 14 million other skinny bears. But scientists are a conservative lot and lowered their estimate to one million plus or minus 100. Still it is worse than we once thought. Global warming is also starving every species across the planet. And like this bear picture, there is abundant photographic proof of this human‑caused tragedy.
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Global warming is increasing evaporation and that is drying our fields and pastures. The physics is well established: more CO2 means more evaporation. As a result, grass that once grew as high as a horses back, now barely reaches the bottom of their hooves. Without the normal lush pastures of the last Ice Ages, horses are starving. They are becoming so weak they are now incapable of carrying the smallest jockeys.
When CO2 concentrations were at pre-industrial levels during the Little Ice Age, horses remained thick and meaty throughout their lifetime. Meat from elderly horses was abundant and the main ingredient in dog food. But due to Big Oil and the selfish Koch brothers, CO2 rose and horses became increasingly emaciated and created a shortage of dog food. Only a pet hater, or anti-science Republican or denier Libertarian would ever deny that this epidemic of withering dogs is not real and requires immediate legislation.
When I was in graduate school, we would joke that if there was ever a nuclear holocaust, only insects and rats would ever survive. But according to reputable sources like Joe Romm, rising CO2 is like 400,000 Hiroshima bombs exploding every day. Unless you are a science denier, you can surely feel that heat. And like napalm these nuclear explosions are destroying our forests and prairies so that even the insects can no longer find refuge. Malnourished insects like the one below are the new normal. But there is still time to turn this global catastrophe around. But we must act now and elect every politician who tells a scary climate story!
I spent my career studying bird populations, analyzing how they adapt to changes in landscapes and natural weathers cycles. But the unprecedented 0.6°C global rise during the 20th century is happening faster than birds can evolve; faster than they can fly from a hot sunlit lawn into the cool shade of a tree. In what now appears to be a desperate bare bones approach, and a last ditch attempt to adapt to this unbearable heat not experienced in the last billion years, birds are shedding all their feathers. As the anthropocene heats up, fewer feathers are promoting life saving cross breezes to cool their internal organs. But as the world continues to warm and the last feather has been shed, they will certainly go extinct.
But it is not just wildlife that is suffering. During the last Ice Age humans never wanted for food and 5 course meals several times a day were not uncommon. But despite our technological achievements in agriculture, our best scientists are telling us global warming is increasingly taking food from out tables. The lastest proof in a press release from the journal Nature provided this startling photograph of the new normal in human dining. Furthermore a study by Naomi Klein reports every single scientist is warning against false beliefs that because the growing season has become longer than it was the during the Little Ice Age, more food can be grown. 99.9% of the scientist agree, global warming is due to humans and the apocalypse is real.
It is the poorer nations, especially on Pacific Islands that are unfairly taking the brunt of global warming. Rising sea levels have flooded this couple’s island farm. Food that might normally be salvaged after a tsunami, were so completely dissolved by unprecedented ocean acidity, there was nothing to scavenge. As a result this couple and their neighbors have been forced to survive on the occasional coconut husks that wash on to their shores. Like statistics and graphs, photographs never lie or ever mislead. So please send all your money to any organization that promises to cut CO2 and spare the world from starvation, or maybe you or your children, or grandchildren or your great grandchildren or their children and their pets will suffer a similar horrible fate.
Gasp! Choke! There, but for the grace of God, go I — oh wait, I’m going soon enough. I blame Global Warming!
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I’m sure the Polar Bear’s injured leg has nothing to do with it’s sudden weight loss !! Maybe it’s his hunting technique ???
@Marcus – Or it could be just a very sick or very old bear who just can’t cut it out there anymore. It’s a reminder that nature is not nice. If you think she/he is, then you haven’t grasped the full facts of the situation yet. It reminds me of a comment I heard an 8 or 9 year old girl make to her mother while watching the polar bears at the San Diego Zoo. “I hope I get to meet a polar bear in the wild when I grow up,” she said. I thought, “hopefully before you get a chance to reproduce.” But I kept quiet.
So does a picture of a fat and sassy polar bear, then, disprove the whole “climate change” Gaia-hustle? No?–Oh! I see, it doesn’t work that way–how could I be so stupid? Well thank you Professor Gruber, for the clarification.
So now that Professor Gruber has straightened me out, here, I call on all the world’s leaders to cancel the upcoming Paris “climate change” confab and hold that hive-swarm, instead, as a zero-carbon video-conference, so as to save all the poor, poor, starving polar bears! Huh? What’s that Professor Gruber? You mean to say that that “it” doesn’t work that way? You mean to say that the whole world economy is hangin’ by a thread, at the moment, and the only “thing” standing between us and global catastrophic, economic collapse is the business activity generated by the NGO hot-babes workin’ the executive suites, at these CO2-spew Gaia-gabfests? Why didn’t I think of all that?–I am such an idiot!
Wow! Let me just say that, I now understand that we are so very, very lucky that our world leadership is a bunch of brazen-hypocrite, carbon-piggie POLAR BEAR KILLERS!!! AND THAT’S A GOOD THING!!! And we’re all even luckier, that we have a super hive-tool, like Professor Gruber, managing our betters’ double-standard, greenwashed, eco-con flim-flam.
P. S. And, oh by the way, Professor Gruber, do you think you could get your trough-providers to supply us despised, expendable peons some high-quality photos of the upcoming COP-15? And, I’m thinkin’ here of maybe a shot or two of the the Orly airport all stuffed with private jets flown in by by the COP-15, string-puller attendees. And, you know, maybe even some pictures of our Philosopher King and Queens at the conference in full bunga-bunga, party-animal, wild-and-crazy rip-form. And here I’m thinkin’ I could, you know, like, maybe put those photos on the wall next to the photo of the starving polar bear, topside, in the post, to remind myself that I need worry no more, because my betters are taking care of everything and all is well in hand.
Polar bears dying of natural causes – old age, cancer, seal bone stuck in its throat, local lack of seal pups for food, being a poor hunter etc – and natural climate change/cycles are both heresies in the wacky world of Klimatespeak.
However the greatest Klimatespeak apostasy about polar bears is stating the fact that they suffer most when there has been an unusually cold Spring, making it difficult for them to access their favourite food of seal pups.
“Don’t confuse me with the facts, my mind’s made up,” has, and always will be, the clarion call of the ecoloons spouting the gibberish of Klimatespeak.
Oops! In my above comment, I see that I’ve referred to “COP-15”, when it should have been “COP-21” (or something like that–honestly my head spins when trying to sort out any one of these interminable eco-flake, carbon-phobe, carbon-spew pow-wows from the myriad of others just like them. I mean, like, I bet even “bobthebear” has trouble keepin’ up with the hive’s latest rip-off activities, and he’s a hive-insider and everything).
It is my understanding that what matters most to polar bears is spring / early summer ice.
Here is a story on sea ice and mortality.
Here is Susan the sceptic’s opinion backed by references.
… declines in the natality of polar bears and survival of subadults …
Real sciency academic bafflegab!
Back on earth we would say ‘declines in the birth rate of polar bears and survival of young bears’.
Well, polar bears have a life expectancy of about 18 years in the wild and about 30 years in a zoo – where their food is brought to them.
It takes about a year for a polar bear to starve to death – and all polar bears starve to death because they are a climax predator and aren’t social animals.
So about 1/30 or 1/40 polar bears at any one time will look like they are starving to death because they are old or injured.
It sort of is what it is.
good point – funny how the people who (correctly) insist that a day’s weather isn’t climate – can then insist a single polar bear represents the plight of polar bears
*wrings hands and gnashes teeth*
Cry for the children!
France solved the problems of Global Warming by banning skinny models from the catwalk. Surely banning skinny polar bears and skinny animals in general must follow. Stick insects especially.
“those employing models considered too thin face fines of up to €75,000 and six months in prison”
http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2015/apr/03/france-bans-skinny-models-crackdown-anorexia
There is one word sorely lacking in this article ( starts with s ends with a c).
Thank you Jim, for this tale of woe. Where do I send the money to?
The beauty of it is that you don’t need to send money anywhere. The politicians will come and take it from you.
I suggest donating it to Anthony’s tip jar above “fling fund” . He will make sure it is used for the best
I thought I saw it in there somewhere – writ rather large. Ah yes, there it is in the first paragraph.
And all the other ones.
It worries me how many people here have failed to recognize the satire, suspecting this essay is real science.
I’ve notice some people seem to derive fun from commenting here on satire as if it were serious stuff. I think the rest really venting seriously didn’t read far enough down to see the other pictures. They do offer a substantial clue in case you are really dense.
It doesn’t seem like a lot of people, Jim, but it does seem kinda strange . . Like the propaganda has become so bizarre that some folks are actually expecting it to look like this piece.
I’m pretty sure were not in Kansas anymore, my fellow Totos.
Sorry I guess it also could end with an m.
Mass starvation and death at the barrel of a State Owned Militia is coming fast to Europe.
The EU will not survive this!
The “States” of the EU will quickly disintegrate to preserve their own interest deal death to the migrant invaders.
Back to the 14th thru 15th century Europe and Dynasty Wars.
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/blocked-by-hungarys-border-fence-migrants-change-their-course/2015/09/16/2c3f9afc-5bc4-11e5-8475-781cc9851652_story.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_Years%27_War
Well, if the chicken shit governments of the EU had the balls to do something in Syria and Iraq after out mighty Chicken shit Obama failed, perhaps that wouldn’t have happened. Sometimes the good old US of A cant do all your killing for you. Get off your asses and go do something for yourselves now and then.
I heard they are starving because the food packages they threw back were not certified HALAL.
What a waste; the bacon was organic.
Scientists must do what they can to feed the polar bears.
http://www.rockyhigh66.org/images_new/polarbear.jpg
I call on everyone who is worried about starving polar bears to head north and feed them personally. This action will also benefit the entire world by improving the average IQ.
mike mac
And that is a juvenile doing what it should.
I’ve only seen taxiderm bears – and they’re quite scary enough.
If you want scary-through-and-through, try Arctodus simus, the Short-faced Bear – or the Running Bear:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short-faced bear
Yeah – the Wiki-monster that even I can edit.
But – still.
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Well clearly we should waste no time getting excited about this situation.
I saw that photo on CNN and immediately thought…. why only one?
If polar bear starvation was wide spread, there ought to be dozens and dozens and dozens. The fact that they have come up with a photo of only a single polar bear tells the real story. Had there been large numbers of starving bears there would have been more than one to take a picture of, not to mention they’d be invading human habitats in droves to root through garbage.
Given that it so obviously appears from the photo that the bear has an injured leg, why would anyone think that this photo supports the claim that the bear is starving due to climate change?
One photo of a starving bear would not support the claim, but this particular photo, that on its face suggests that the problem for the bear is his leg, does more harm that good for the ’cause’ since one’s gut reaction is that anyone relying on that sort of evidence is desperately scraping the barrel; is this the best that they can come up with?!!
“…why would anyone think that this photo supports the claim that the bear is starving due to climate change?”
Ummm…possibly constant propaganda and response conditioning via the blameshifters in the media?
Legs break easier with more CO2
It’s that acidic ocean water dissolving the bones.
We need polar psychiatrists to treat this anorexic bear! Funding should be supplied for the plane trips for once-weekly counselling and medications. Oh why is the world so cruel that it will not be forthcoming? Sob!
Alarmism is the key. Unprecedented is the buzzword. Get ready for polar bears engage in cannibalism due to global warming Well, we’ve already had that. But what do you say when sea ice was greater than today and they still tuck into each other occasionally?
And I thought Bob Carter, in his approx. 1 hour/4 part youtube video in 2007, did an excellent job explaining why polar bears can’t and don’t exist today. Now stay with it to the end!
https://youtu.be/FOLkze-9GcI?t=441
My bad – I thought I posted the video starting well toward the end. Let’s try again.
https://youtu.be/FOLkze-9GcI?t=441
Same problem – so very sorry. If you will go to about 7 min, 15 secs in the video. Sorry!
Here is a picture of TWO (2) fat polar bears with no ice around. So with twice the data points, let’s call off all this polar bear starving.
http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/e8a261b30f3048faae40b36d198c7c79/polar-bear-ursus-maritimus-pair-of-fat-cubs-playing-along-a-sandspit-b6681c.jpg
And the bears are shaking hands [paws]! Must be congratulating themselves for having eaten a climate scientist who came to study [feed] them.
Nor would they have to rely on pictures of badly wounded bears.
Massive dangerous earthquake near Illapel (Coquimbo coast), Chile – at least 5 people killed – Pacific Ocean tsunami waves expected.
http://earthquake-report.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Screen-Shot-2015-09-17-at-03.56.56.jpg
http://earthquake-report.com/2015/09/16/massive-earthquake-near-coast-of-central-chile-on-september-16-2015/
I am not a farmer, but I do know a bit about agriculture.
The author of this paper will know, or should know, that every species breeds up to the level of its food supply. Once that limit is reached, starvation is a natural limitation to species population.
The photo of the skinny horse is deliberately misleading. Because of this limitation in food supply, every farm, every paddock or fenced field has what is called its carrying capacity. The farmer has a continuous management role to ensure that the carrying capacity is not exceeded. If it is, then he can either let the animals grow very skinny, or he can sell to reduce numbers and load on the food supply, or he can supplement food supply by adding hay, molasses, or some other source of food and energy.
AT the same time, easy travel is enabling invasive species like couch grass and lantana to spread, killing off natural grasses and pastures. If you look at the horse photo, it looks like the grass is couch, and couch has very little nutritional value. If native grasses are grazed short, they exist as tussocks, not as continuous cover. I have seen large areas of farmland in South East asia that are now covered by couch grass, and always the animals grazing on this are skinny.
As for the dog photo. It can be seen that the dog is captive to a human owner. Thus the dog’s food supply depends on what the owner feeds it. If the owner does not provide enough food, then the animal starves, because it can not hunt or forage for food.
So the author of this article is disingenuous, or deliberately dishonest.
Peter Davis,
are you for real ? or just a common idiot as your post suggests
Oh dear. You have to be an American.
№ other nation is so lacking in irony.
Yep, I’m an American who’s traveled extensively in Europe, and I can attest to the fact that there are no Europeans devoid of humor and lacking a sense of irony. None, zero, nada, zip. Also, their dimmest members are smarter, taller, and better looking than our best Americans.
RH – …and they have better teeth, which is why they have so little dental care.
Are you new here? Dr Steele’s tongue had to be surgically removed from his cheek after typing this missive. The sarcasm in every sentence was about 1 yard (0.914 meter) thick. Dr. Steele was using an age old form of ridicule by taking the other side of the issue’s argument and pushing it to its extreme conclusion. If you read Dr. Steele’s large body of posts here and in his scientific work, you will see that he is a scientist who has come to the conclusion that the data does not mean what the alarmists think it means. He has attempted to point out the weakness of their arguments in a very gentlemanly manner in the past, but this is the first time I have seen him use subtle ridicule and open sarcasm in an essay (I may have missed the precedent.)
The horse, dog, bird skeleton, stick bug, etc. were used to exemplify the bad extrapolation the alarmists are making from a photograph of ONE SICK/INJURED POLAR BEAR ON A TINY ICE FLOW as a indicator of the entirety of Arctic Circle ecological health. He wrote about them using the same tone the alarmists use in every article they write to drive the point home. Of course the horse should be fed with supplements to the weak grass, of course the dog is the product of his owner’s malfeasance, of course the stick bug was absolutely normal and not in any way an indicator of insect doom, and of course the bird skeleton was in no way related to CO2, just as the one polar bear in no way told us anything about the Arctic but Dr. Steele used those passages to show the absolute stupidity of the alarmists’ drone of doom.
Perhaps, it was the end of a long day when you read this and that caused your sarcasm filter to fail, it happens to all of us on the internet sometimes (we really need that sarcasm font).
subtle ridicule? You mean that wasn’t a nine pound sledge hammer he was wielding?
Old Engineer,
yes, it was, but to an alarmist it was sweet music and gospel truth. Sarcasm only works on those with enough self-awareness to perceive it. So while we saw a 9-15 pound sledge, alarmists saw a true missive on the state of the world. That is why it is so hard to get through to some people.
Peter Davis
Don’t read much, eh? Why don’t you start with “A Modest Proposal” by Jonathan Swift, and then comment. Then you won’t appear to be such a dolt.
From the water streaming off his rear end, that bear just exited the water onto the cake of ice – or, that stream may just be a leftover artifact from photo-shopping a fat roly-poly polar bear into a skinny old bear on his last arthritic leg. (How insensitive of me.)
Provide cheap energy, clean water, DDT, etc. some modern medicine and agricultural techniques and we can carry 20 billion people.
The problem is water. Develop water supply net work so that every inch of the land surface could be kept always moist. Moisture content on the land surface controls temperature and rain cycle. Details in devbahadurdongol.blogspot.com
Nah. I prefer it dry and hot. Makes me appreciate a cold beer.
Alex, think of all the CO2 being emitted by your beer as it warms up, shame on you!
John
My mistake. I meant cold bear. Delicious.
John Law, maybe he’s talking about a Guinness. Nitrogen.
97% of readers vote that the author is a horrible unscientific person.
/sarc
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Oh please don’t do this stuff. My five year old is next to me. Mods?
Were the graphic pictures of starving starving, injured and dying animals up thread more appropriate for your 5 year old?
Pictures of dying/dead babies are no more graphic than pictures of equally dying/dead animals, unless you are a fragile snowflake Mod or a “Dad “pursing sick.dying.dead dead animal photos with his 5 year old, apparently.
Lots of real deaths due to war, abortion, lack of clean water, energy poverty, etc,
None from global warming,
[Snip. We get the point. No need to shock people with such graphic images. Anyone who is interested can do a simple search and click on “images”. But it is inappropriate to post those on this blog. Thanks for understanding. ~mod.]
I first saw this in a friend’s Facebook feed with a link to the “I F__king Love Science” site:
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/one-image-captures-shocking-potential-future-polar-bears
On that page the headline reads:
“This Shocking Photograph Reveals The Reality Of Climate Change”
However, the link though to the photographers site allows you very quickly to compare a paraphrase with the original:
The paraphrase:
What Langenberger actually said was:
The photographer makes it clear that she was driven to challenge the science by the suffering she witnessed. For a site that claims to love science it is striking to find what appears to be a deliberately misquote of the source’s reference to that science.
Discovery magazine quoted Langenberger speculating it was a ““mere skeleton, hurt on her front leg, possibly by a desperate attempt to hunt a walrus while she was stuck on land.”
It is telling is how quickly various “science” websites used this photo to hype bogus climate starvation, but worse how uncritically the public swallowed it as an example of climate change hell
Jim,
I was taught that the polar bear was one of the best long distance swimmers among land based mammals. If that is so, how the heck can polar bears “get stuck on land”?
A drowning adult polar bear is a polar bear that never learned how to swim. In 2008 a radio collard polar bear was clocked making a continuous swim of 687 km over 9 days. It was published in a paper too.
I think the top photo is of a Svalbard polar bear ‘starving’. This has been called into question just 3 days ago.
http://www.livescience.com/52179-polar-bears-climate-change-impact.html
Here are the kids swimming. Point to these the next time an alarmist worries terribly about a polar bear cub that just can’t swim. Some die, some can swim………quite far.
Sometimes they get a little lazy.
markstoval, I thought she meant that the walrus was stuck on land.
Hey Jim,
I took a cue from Moondogg’s comment below and looked for commentary from Norwegian biologists on this issue. My newest take on this posted 18 September 2015:
http://polarbearscience.com/2015/09/18/barents-sea-polar-bears-in-excellent-condition-say-norwegian-biologists/
Dr. Susan Crockford, zoologist
well I read they are considering shipping the “syrian” refugeees TO svalbard
so skinny bears wont be thin for long.
At least they’re consistent. They support the models, and that skinny bear has the figure for a shot at the modelling profession.
The number one cause of starvation in the 20th century was centrally planned economics – the “red center” of the green watermelon.
There’s about 100M data points to back that up. Some call those data points human beings.
Peter
Who would have ever imagined that Polar Bears ever get old and unable to hunt and eventually starve to death. Wow!, This cannot be true, it must really be Global Warming/Climate Change.
(Sarcasm Control off,)
We know Climate Change™ causes drought and floods we know CC™ causes heat waves and polar vortexes; it stands to reason that as well as mass starvation, CC™ must also be the cause of the world-wide obesity crisis:
http://qids.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Fat-Cat-Facts-pets-pet-cat-Cats.jpg
So, this cat stole all of that polar bear’s food then?
Looks like the cat is thinking about eating the polar bear.
Too much oxygen?????
Bravo, Jim Steele – your humour is almost as effective as your science!
+1
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A little humor…I love it!
The bear photo has some strange artefacts. Zoom in. There’s what looks like a target in the centre at the bottom of it’s neck. Photoshopped?
good job Jim. It will never cease to amaze me how certain folk will take a little information (a starving bear) and create an entire edifice to universal truth (the conclusion their prejudice suggests) and feel so smug and self righteous as they delude themselves
CAGW pushers must also believe that polar bears and other animals remain in perfect health from birth to old age, never getting injured or getting in fights over territory, illness or diseases.
An Emperor Penguin has been spotted in Antarctica with a stubbed toe, waddling around rather despondently on the ice. Researchers and media are at this moment busily preparing to burn vast amounts of fossil fuel in the bid to get the first definitive, live photographic evidence of climate change devastation happening now at the South Pole.
That polar bear photo is photoshopped to hell.