John Kerry, climate scepticism, and the mystery of Cthulhu

Everybody loves a good scare story, especially around Halloween, right? But what about when the scare story becomes a fixation for some people?

Guest essay by Eric Worrall

US Secretary of State John Kerry has been at it again, warning that, despite the absence of any warming for 18 years, and the utter failure of climate models to show predictive skill, we had better act on the recommendations of alarmists.

According to Kerry, the window for facing the challenge was “closing quickly”. Kerry warned of dire consequences if climate change sceptics were wrong about the future and nothing is done.

Mr Kerry said the window for facing the challenge was “closing quickly” and warned of dire consequences if climate change sceptics were wrong about the future and nothing is done.

“If they’re wrong, catastrophe,” Mr Kerry said in Boston after visiting a wind-technology testing centre with British Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond.

But what about the risk Cthulhu will rise from the ocean and destroy the world?

cthulhu_climate_monster

Cthulhu, for those of you who are less geeky than myself, is a fictional monster created by the 1920s horror writer H.P. Lovecraft. In his iconic horror story “The Call of Cthulhu”, Cthulhu rises briefly from the ocean depths, and sends out his ancient call. Across the world, psychically “sensitive” people respond by having horrible nightmares, fabulous visions, or going insane. Thankfully though, for reasons unknown, Cthulhu sinks again beneath the waves.

In the words of Lovecraft,

“Cthulhu still lives, too, I suppose, again in that chasm of stone which has shielded him since the sun was young. His accursed city is sunken once more, for the Vigilant sailed over the spot after the April storm; but his ministers on earth still bellow and prance and slay around idol-capped monoliths in lonely places. He must have been trapped by the sinking whilst within his black abyss, or else the world would by now be screaming with fright and frenzy. Who knows the end? What has risen may sink, and what has sunk may rise. Loathsomeness waits and dreams in the deep, and decay spreads over the tottering cities of men. A time will come – but I must not and cannot think! Let me pray that, if I do not survive this manuscript, my executors may put caution before audacity and see that it meets no other eye.”

http://www.dagonbytes.com/thelibrary/lovecraft/thecallofcthulhu.htm

But is this really fiction? H.P. Lovecraft always denied Cthulhu existed during his lifetime, but you would expect that kind of denial, wouldn’t you, when dealing with eldritch reality threatening horror which could scarcely be contemplated without skirting the fringes of insanity.

Serious scientific effort has been throw at analysing Lovecraft’s descriptions of events, and has discovered disturbing parallels between the prose of the horror writer, and mathematically describable cosmic geometries. http://titaniumphysicists.brachiolopemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Rlyeh.pdf

So the question we must ask ourselves – despite the total lack of evidence, can we be sure that our self abuse will not cause Cthulhu to rise once again from the deeps – perhaps disturbed by deep ocean heating and ocean acidification, to wreak his awful reign upon mankind? What if we’re wrong – can we take that chance?

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Joel O'Bryan
October 13, 2014 11:49 am

John Kerry manifests the severest form of a mental illness called Chronic Progressivism.
Progressivism is mostly assuredly a degenerative mental disease. Mostly it is a disease of childhood, reflective of immaturity that usually is cured by experience and neurological development. Fortunately many grow out it, like losing a peanut allergy or an asthma attack that only happens once in adolescence never to occur again in adulthood. Sadly though, too many like John Kerry never grow up and develop maturity. They instead grow into a physical adulthood but manifest the severe pathologic consequences of Chronic Progressivism.
Symptoms of Chronic Progressivism:
– habitual lying, even when the lie is obvious.
– feeling of superiority, i.e. knowing what is best for others.
– altered reality, unable to see the world as it is, not as one wishes it
– insatiable desire to spend other people’s money, and then uncontrollably rebuking them with lies (see above) when they resist.
– bedwetting.
Undoubtedly, Kerry likely has all the symptoms.

Reply to  Joel O'Bryan
October 13, 2014 12:25 pm

All financed with millions his lefty wife inherited from her deceased husband. Senator Heinz (R). He was the Heinz of Heinz 57 foods. and a conservative Republican.

Reply to  RobRoy
October 13, 2014 2:50 pm

And don’t forget the 57 States

John F. Hultquist
Reply to  RobRoy
October 13, 2014 10:41 pm

He comes from a rich family, but every little bit helps!

iSchadow
October 13, 2014 11:58 am

“There, there, Mr. Kerry. Why the long face?”

john robertson
October 13, 2014 12:01 pm

Perfect metaphor Eric.
And the Older Gods wait.
Liberalism is a progressive disease.
Self delusion seems to snowball into total delusion.
What better than worship of chaos for persons who surrender their responsibilities to chose for themselves?
Freewill is wonderful…. except with such comes responsibility.
However the omens all have lined up and spoken, we cannot cure stupidity.
We will not long survive allowing the stupid to rule.
The designers of the US Republic knew this, democracy devolves to mob rule, mobs stampede easily and ultimately attack themselves.Only an informed public stands behind the republic, without this the state falls into kleptocracy. Voting ever increased shares of other peoples wealth to those who hold the levers of power.
Under todays conditions, what does “public interest” mean?
The interests of the Elected? Those the elected owe? The interests of the public employees?..
There seems to be few agents speaking for the interests of the taxpayer or the greater nation.
Perhaps it would prolong the great experiment, if those taking from the public purse are denied the right to vote upon the creation and disposal of the same?
After all do ticks vote upon the diet of the moose?

Flaney
October 13, 2014 12:17 pm

kA -tHUL- hU
wiki’s wrong

October 13, 2014 12:22 pm

Kerry, the medal throwing hippie, should leap out of that window of opportunity.

LogosWrench
October 13, 2014 12:25 pm

Isn’t fascinating the alarmists never ask the question of themselves? What if (and it looks like they are) alarmists are wrong? All of the destroyed economies, the millions not able to get affordable power, are we just supposed to shrug it off? Oops sorry about your generational poverty and squalor we were busy doubling down on our stupidity.

October 13, 2014 12:32 pm

All financed with millions his lefty wife inherited from her deceased husband. Senator Heinz (R). He was the Heinz of Heinz 57 foods. and a conservative Republican.

Robert of Ottawa
Reply to  RobRoy
October 13, 2014 3:21 pm

Hey, when you’re rich, be very suspicious of those who want to marry you,

NoFixedAddress
October 13, 2014 12:57 pm

“If they’re wrong, catastrophe,” Mr Kerry said in Boston
Did he really say this?

Joel Snider
October 13, 2014 1:00 pm

Considering the AGW theory demands that we outlaw nearly all effective methods used for feeding ourselves, heating and cooling our homes, most methods of transportation – with all the appropriate side issues such as the elimination of pesticides and other forms of disease prevention – all to reach that 90% reduction of human population goal – I would suggest the real threat of behavior-induced extinction IS AGW theory.

October 13, 2014 1:15 pm

“scepticism”, not “sceptiscism”
[Done. Thank you. .mod]

BFL
October 13, 2014 1:26 pm

“Cthulhu rises briefly from the ocean depths, and sends out his ancient call. Across the world, psychically “sensitive” people respond by having horrible nightmares, fabulous visions, or going insane.”
Reminds me of one of the better British Sci-Fi movies “Five Million [Years] to Earth” (also called “Quatermass and the Pit”).
“a mysterious object buried in the ground at the site of an extension to the London Underground. Also uncovered nearby are the remains of early human ancestors more than five million years old. Realizing that the object is in fact an ancient Martian spacecraft, Quatermass deduces that the aliens have influenced human evolution and the development of human intelligence. The spacecraft has an intelligence of its own and once uncovered begins to exert a malign influence, resurrecting Martian memories and instincts buried deep within the human psyche. Mayhem breaks out on the streets of London as the alien force grows in strength.”

BFL
Reply to  BFL
October 13, 2014 1:30 pm

Ugh, “five Million YEARS to Earth”

garymount
Reply to  BFL
October 13, 2014 2:14 pm

Also from that movie :
Professor Bernard Quatermass: The will to survive is an odd phenomenon. Roney, if we found out our own world was doomed, say by climatic changes, what would we do about it?
Dr. Mathew Roney: Nothing, just go on squabbling like usual.
Professor Bernard Quatermass: Yes, but if we weren’t men?

Chuck L
Reply to  BFL
October 13, 2014 4:45 pm

I think there might have been a Dr. Who episode with the same theme. I can’t remember if the bad guys were Cybermen or Daleks.

Dudley Horscroft
Reply to  BFL
October 13, 2014 7:34 pm

Even better, “The Scarlet Capsule” where the mysterious word M I N A D O R was hissed at the spectators when the capsule was opened. All hail to Professor Ned Quatermass, who assisted in deciphering (or not) it! All was revealed when the capsule was exploded.

October 13, 2014 1:56 pm

Uh oh, looks like my You tube of Calls for Cthulhu Episode I went into moderation.
Well anyway, I always tell our friends on the left that I have it on good authority that it is very likely that the bogey man has taken up residence in their attic and the best way to get rid of him is to burn the house down. And then I ask them why they didn’t immediately trot off to get a can of gas and some matches? Dunno, they never seem to appreciate my humor.

October 13, 2014 1:59 pm

From the Kerry article:
“Life as you know it on Earth ends. Seven degrees increase Fahrenheit [4 degrees Celsius] and we can’t sustain crops, water, life under those circumstances.”
Mr. Kerry warned that climate change already was taking a toll, noting that this past August was the hottest in the planet’s recorded history.
He (Kerry) said food shortages in places such as Central America were occurring because of the worst droughts in decades and he warned that rising sea levels could wreak havoc to low-lying cities and communities.
Maybe he should study this global drought graph:
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/05/22/interesting-graph-fraction-of-the-globe-in-drought-1982-2012/
I think that Kerry should be taken out behind the wood shed and made to repeat this until he remembers it:
“There has been no global warming for over 18 years”
Also made to repeat this:
“Sea level rise is projected to be less than 7 inches per century, and is in fact decelerating”
Also made to repeat this:
“Grow corn for food, not fuel”

Gary
October 13, 2014 2:20 pm

John Ronald Reuel Kerry, creating fantasy everywhere he goes. What if the Ring deniers are wrong? Then… well.. nevermind… I guess the Lovecraft reference is better. But Kerry and the true deniers are still lost within their fantasies. What shall they dream up next?

ralfellis
October 13, 2014 2:29 pm

No doubt this Cthulhu monster was derived from the Greek Chthonic gods – the gods of the Greek Underworld.
Ralph

Jim Vanus
October 13, 2014 2:31 pm

The level of control over people’s lives, natural resources and finances advocated by Kerry and his ilk is an indication of sociopathy. Not saying he is one, but he is certainly under the influence of one, as is the entire current administration. Only one condition is necessary for sociopaths to succeed: Failing to recognize them.

Robert of Ottawa
October 13, 2014 3:17 pm

I think Kerry should pay more attention to Muslim head-cutters, he reassures them that the guy is an idiot, not serious and they will win.

LogosWrench
October 13, 2014 3:18 pm

That is not a monster it’s Gaia’s crabs.

ferdberple
October 13, 2014 6:56 pm

Kerry warned of dire consequences if climate change sceptics were wrong about the future and nothing is done.
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Kerry can’t stop ISIS at Baghdad. He can’t stop Iran’s nuclear program. So instead he wants to stop Climate Changes. News flash, Climate Change ended 18 years ago.
18 years and counting Kerry has been beating a dead horse, telling it to get up and gallop away before something bad happens. Well something bad is happening and it has nothing to do with climate.
50 million climate refugees by 2010 the UN told us. Well that is long since come and gone. the Arctic will be ice-free in the summer of 2013. – John Kerry, US Secretary of State. 2013 has come and gone as well.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-kerry/we-cant-ignore-the-securi_b_272815.html
the dire consequences is that when nothing bad happens with Climate, everyone will see what a load of hog wash the whole thing has been. supposed grown men running around playing at chicken little, while the real problems are left to fester until the patient dies.

lee
October 13, 2014 10:49 pm

‘According to Kerry, the window for facing the challenge was “closing quickly”.’
Reminds me of “bird on a window sill’ poem.
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/rec.humor/YJtkfxvlcXg

Zeke
October 13, 2014 10:49 pm

“He (Kerry) said food shortages in places such as Central America were occurring because of the worst droughts in decades….”
The use of pesticides, herbicides, and fungicides to control the millions of pathogens and pests (which also would like to devour our crops, and are quite capable of doing so) are the reason we have enough food to eat. The heartless environmentalists are now making real progress in banning all of them, even the fungicides!
ref: http://pesticideguy.org/2014/04/03/organic-coffee-farmers-in-central-america-may-not-survive/
Threatening the food we grow with scientific-sounding “prophecies,” while at the same time destroying agricultural methods through regulations behind the scenes, is exactly the same thing as “grooming the victim.” This is done to prepare victims to accept that a most malicious crime done to them is really their own fault.
Please, organic growers only provide 1% of the food in the US.. Claiming loudly that something as difficult, expensive, and unreliable as organic growing will simply work for all of agriculture is impetuous and reckless, and the product of a truly presumptuous mind. The greatest generation asked farmers how much copper they would need to keep potato production up in any emergency. Their very own children are now trotting the globe, outlawing life-saving, farm-saving fungicides and herbicides from being used at home – or in struggling countries. And now this treacherous man claims that any crop failures will be the fault of people who use electricity and personal transportation.

October 13, 2014 11:51 pm

But what about Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz? That intergalactic freeway is due to pass right through here just about now …

Byron
Reply to  Monckton of Brenchley
October 14, 2014 1:45 am

Well the up side to that is if He’s busy demolishing Earth to make way for a hyperspatial express route , He’ll be far too busy for poetry recitals

John M. Ware
October 14, 2014 1:47 am

Excellent analogy! Cthulhu is perhaps the most famous of Lovecraft’s wild visions, but far from the only one. One of my favorite stories is “The Color out of Space,” which begins “West of Arkham the hills rise wild,” which is a typically evocative beginning; HPL was, in his limited sphere, a fine author. I just wish Obama’s and Kerry’s spheres were more limited.

AJ Virgo
October 14, 2014 3:09 am

Every Government on the planet is working to stop Global Warming however they can, just who is Kerry referring to?
There are no sceptical Governments.

johann wundersamer
October 14, 2014 7:41 am

Real great, Eric Worrall:
reflecting the trashy novel world of the green believers on the reality of technicians, of statistics, physics.
No ‘deep psychology’ needed – nevertheless a grand picture + great insight.
Makes one smile.
Thx – Hans