'Vortex of Stupidity' – the sequel

Many thought the media’s focus on the ‘Polar Vortex’ this winter was pretty stupid, well another kind of similarly stupid vortex is about to reappear again. All we can hope is that it dies and never comes back after this episode.

The first one was dumb enough. But a second one is industrial strength weapons grade stupid.

“A freak weather system turns its deadly fury on New York City, unleashing a Sharknado on the population and its most cherished, iconic sites – and only Fin and April can save the Big Apple.”

Do. Not. Watch.

Hopefully the SyFy channel will get the message this time and this thing will be dead forever.

 

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Jake J
June 9, 2014 10:03 pm

Glad you liked Steve Irwin, Jake. Many Australians didn’t. We do say “crikey”, just not anywhere near that often.
You obviously don’t understand how we Americans view an ungrateful world. How dare you try to confound our stereotypes of the furriners?

Mike Ozanne
June 10, 2014 12:57 am

Well I have a thing for terrible schlock movies, I’ll happily watch stuff turned down for MST3K. Even I couldn’t sit through the first one. If I won’t watch it has to be so irredeemably terrible that it’s gone past the so bad it’s good stage….

June 10, 2014 3:25 am

What is their not to love about a Sharknado? You are seriously not getting it.

June 10, 2014 5:02 am

wws says:
June 9, 2014 at 1:09 pm
Curse you, Bryan A.!!! I can’t stop thinking about the Squidicane!
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Don’t worry. At the end of “Squidcane” Miami is saved when some Newfie squid jiggers row to the rescue.
“Oh… this is the place where the fishermen gather
With oil-skins and boots and Cape Anns battened down
All sizes of figures with squid lines and jiggers
They congregate here on the squid-jiggin’ ground.”

Larry Geiger
June 10, 2014 5:24 am
June 10, 2014 8:11 am

If you think that this movie is poor entertainment you haven’t been watching much TV lately. I’m beginning to believe that no story pitch is too ridiculous not to be considered for a show.

June 10, 2014 11:13 am

Sharknado is a must-watch for the entire family. To echo another commenter, It’s so bad that it’s good! This points out the ridiculousness of outrageous claims and implausible failures in science. It fun to watch, then say it’s based on the same science as global warming.