From the Al Gore Sex Poodle Institute and the “almost too stupid to print” department comes this: New report blames global warming for rising rates of infidelity
Victoria Milan, a dating website for people looking to cheat on their significant other, surveyed 5,000 of its members, both men and women. A shocking 72% of them responded that yes, their own Al Gore-esque stress about unpredictable weather is the cause of their extra-marital dalliances.
Guess the fact of their existing committed relationships was just an inconvenient truth. Survey respondents also reported that they’re more likely to sneak a little on the side in hot weather than in cold.
Survey respondents also reported that they’re more likely to sneak a little on the side in hot weather than in cold. That makes sense — after all, which would you say is sexier, a steamy Miami day or a polar vortex?
Full story: http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/2014/05/global_warming_makes_couples_cheat_says_dating_website.php
Of course, the fact that the dating site itself encourages such dalliances can’t possibly be a factor, it MUST be global warming. Still, I blame Al Gore, who after all, invented the Internet, enabling such online sex shopping behavior in the first place.
* The Warm List – seen here: http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm
explains Pachi’s bodice rippers
Just FYI, I am no longer keeping track of the dumbest things I’ve ever read.
But “liars say they’re lying because of global warming” is on the list somewhere.
And i thought it had mostly to do with the heat in the pants!
♫ According to the Kinsey Report
Every average man you know
Much prefers his lovey dovey to court
When the temperature is low
But when the thermometer goes way up
And the weather is sizzling hot
Mr Pants, for romance, is not.
(Cole Porter)
Albert, who are you trying to convince this time?
Are we now at the Benny Hill stage…and here’s me thinking it were good old fashioned lust that led to infidelity. All that heavy breathing…all that CO2, oops, hang on…
Interesting little read from the cycle research intstitute. Seems we can blame all of the current misbehavior and political unrest in the world on the climate cycle. But that was pre-CO2 CAGW.
http://www.cyclesresearchinstitute.org/cycles-research-weather/weather-wheeler.shtml
Those that cheat on science integrity and policy also are predisposed to cheat in other aspects of life, right Al?
This is starting to look like the rat studies of cocaine and meth addiction to explain the increasing rate of nonsense AGW studies. Once the mind goes over the edge the rats just increase the rate of pressing the pleasure button for more, at the expense of all self control or food intake.
Warmists are always looking for ways to push the envelope of stupidity to new limits never before achieved.
Before Al Gore invented the internet there was Hollywood, which I now refer to as “the porn lobby”. The porn lobby has been very effective over the past 40 years in re-branding all kinds of previously shunned behavior as fun and exciting. The internet and YouTube just accelerate the process.
Off to the Riyadh orgy.
No?
Hahahaha !!!
“Britain’s bananas, British monsoon, brothels struggle, brown Ireland, bubonic plague, Buddhist temple threatened, building collapse, building season extension, bushfires, butterflies move north, butterflies reeling, butterfly saved, carbon crimes, caribou decline, Cambodian sex trade fuelled, camel deaths, cancer, cancer deaths in England, cannibalism, cataracts, cats more amorous, caterpillar biomass shift, cave paintings threatened, chagas disease, childhood insomnia, children’s mental health, chocolate shortage, Cholera, circumcision in decline, cirrus disappearance, civil unrest, cloud increase, clownfish get lost, coast beauty spots lost, cockroach migration, cod go south, coffee threatened, coffee berry borer, coffee berry disease, cold climate creatures survive, cold spells, cold spells (Australia), colder waters (Long Island), cold wave (India), cold weather (world), cold winters, computer models, conferences, conflict, conflict with Russia, consumers foot the bill, coral bleaching, coral fish suffer, coral reefs dying, coral reefs grow, coral reefs shrink, coral reefs twilight, cost of trillions, cougar attacks, crabgrass menace, cradle of civilisation threatened, creatures move uphill, crime increase, crocodile sex, crocodiles driven from water, crops devastated, crop failures increase, cross-breeding, crumbling roads, buildings and sewage systems, cryptococcal disease, curriculum change, cyclones (Australia), damselflies forced back to UK, danger to kid’s health, Darfur, Dartford Warbler plague, daylight increase, deadly virus outbreaks, death rate increase (US), death rate drop, deaths to reach 6 million, decades of progress at risk, Dengue hemorrhagic fever, depression, desert advance, desert retreat, destruction of the environment, dig sites threatened, disasters, diseases move north, diving reefs closed, dog disease, dozen deadly diseases – or not, drought, ducks and geese decline, dust bowl in the corn belt, dust doubles, earlier pollen season, Earth axis tilt, Earth biodiversity crisis, Earth crumbling, Earth dying, Earth even hotter, Earth light dimming, Earth lopsided, Earth melting, Earth morbid fever, Earth on fast track, Earth past point of no return, Earth slowing down, Earth spins faster, Earth to explode, earth upside down, earthquakes, earthquakes redux, El Niño intensification, end of the world as we know it, erosion, emerging infections, encephalitis, English villages lost, equality threatened, Europe simultaneously baking and freezing, eutrophication, everyplace hit hardest, expansion of university climate groups …..
it’s almost as bad as that woman in the 3rd World
who gives birth to a child every 6 seconds…….
we must find that woman and stop her now, before
it is too late, and we are all doomed….& marooned !
In Al’s case it was certainly true.