CNN's dumbest news question, evar

And we thought this one was bad:  CNN talking empty head (Feyerick) asks Bill Nye if approaching Meteor was a result of global warming….

OK that set the stage, what could be dumber than that? Now study the picture below, and ask yourself, what’s wrong with this picture? Note the plane, a Boeing 777.

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And here is what was said: 

CNN’s Don Lemon has been entertaining all sorts of theories about the missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370, including the chance something “supernatural” happened, but on Wednesday night, he actually asked panelists about the possibility a black hole was involved.

Lemon brought this up along with other “conspiracy theories” people have been floating on Twitter, including people noting the eerie parallels to Lost and The Twilight Zone, and wondered, “is it preposterous” to consider a black hole as a possibility?

Source: Mediaite (click for video)

I wonder how many B.S. detectors went off globally at that moment.

Now, I’ve seen everything. Remember this the next time one of these idiots discusses the science of global warming.

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March 20, 2014 1:01 am

It does seem sad that anyone can make light entertainment out of the real suffering of the families.
As journalists CNN know when to reject an unsubstatiated story. They went with this for the giggles.
But the families aren’t giggling.

garymount
March 20, 2014 1:08 am

You think that’s bad, I just saw the headline to the following and I got a knot in the pit of my stomach as thoughts of my beloved Microsoft circling the turlet danced in my head:

Three of the technology industry’s largest companies today harnessed their resources to some Big Problems.
Google and Microsoft have both signed up to US president Barack Obama’s new Climate Data Initiative, an effort aimed at “bringing together extensive open government data and design competitions with commitments from the private and philanthropic sectors to develop data-driven planning and resilience tools for local communities.”
Google’s donated a petabyte of cloud storage and 50 million hours of runtime on its Google Earth Engine. Microsoft has launched a competition to find 40 relevant research projects, each of which will receive Azure access to the tune of 20 terabytes of storage and 180,000 hours of runtime. Esri is also helping out, with help to create maps for 12 US cities.
Co-incidentally, the White House’s announcement took place on the same day IBM has unveiled a plan to cure cancer. Or at least get some way towards that goal by pressing its Watson supercomputers into service to figure out how treatments can be tailored to individual patients.
IBM will start by helping the New York Cancer Centre to analyse glioblastoma, a malignant and very aggressive brain cancer that carries off 13,000 people each year in the USA alone. IBM hopes to match genome data from patients with clinical data to hasten development of treatments, with Watson helping this along by “identifying patterns in genome sequencing and medical data to unlock insights that will help clinicians bring the promise of genomic medicine to their patients.” ®

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/03/20/google_microsoft_tackle_climate_change_as_ibm_seeks_cancer_cure/

Brian H
March 20, 2014 1:12 am

“Yes. Next question?”

myrightpenguin
March 20, 2014 1:47 am


I would shy away from attributing to the pilots without solid evidence. Note the tie in with politics in Malaysia which means a tie-in could be real or it could deliberately be spun as such.

hunter
March 20, 2014 1:54 am

CNN has decided to be to news reporting what MTV is to music.

March 20, 2014 1:57 am

This clip is just one of the reasons I’ve totally cut myself off from the MSM. When one thinks the MSM has plumbed the depths of stupidity, it just keeps on digging. CNN is one obnoxious station that I make a significant effort to avoid but Atlanta airport seems to have all of its multiple TV’s tuned to CNN only and at a loud volume. Just one of the reasons I hate long waits between flights in Atlanta.
From online sources I’ve learned that CNN seems to be covering this missing plane story to the exclusion of just about anything else; WWIII potentially starting in the near future yet what bills itself as a news source seems transfixed with a single missing airliner which was likely hijacked by the pilot. Considering that the pilot was highly skilled, had his own 777 simulator at home combined with significant developments in Malaysian politics occurring the day of the flight, one probably has a terrestial explanation for the disappearance.
I must admit that I didn’t watch the full video as the idiotic answer by the first woman to reply that a black hole would have swallowed the universe was a signal that I had watched enough. Obviously she hadn’t read much of physics since the 1920’s. Someone with a modicum of physics knowledge would have answered that, yes, a microscopic black hole could certainly have downed the airliner, but the radiation signature of the black hole as it sucked up air molecules and spewed out gamma rays during its travels through the atmosphere would have created a radiation signature which would have set off alarm bells on all of the radiation monitoring satellites which are designed to detect nuclear tests on earth. Given the absence of such a signal one would have to rule out the tiny black hole hypothesis. Of course, the black hole theorists would likely counter that there’s an international conspiracy to suppress such data which can be checked out easily; if there’s a sudden upsurge in international interest in constructing human habitations on the moon or at Lagrangian points, then governments must be aware of a black hole at the center of the earthy greedily ingesting the earths core. A meteorite hitting the aircraft is a far more likely possibility than a black hole, but then we’re dealing with individuals who have basically zero knowledge of science and an audience who has lost the ability for critical thought. The scary thing is that Putin might be forwarded this clip as part of an assessment regarding the US’s ability to counter his moves which would likely make him overconfident.
My personal, albeit non-scientific surveys, of individuals demonstrate an inverse correlation between the amount of TV that people watch and their scientific knowledge. Such individuals may possess detailed knowledge of some area gleaned from one of the “scientific” programs that appear on some cable TV channels, but most often they have no framework within to place that datum. The longer I go with absolutely no exposure to the MSM, the more difficult I find it to engage in non-medical conversations with patients as many of them will ask me about show x and character y neither of which I have ever heard of. People make analogies between behavior of character z and some event and I have to inform the patient that I haven’t a clue what they’re talking about. Similarly, I bring up material I’ve seen on WUWT and other reputable climate sites and these seem to be just as foreign to patients. It appears that we’re rapidly becoming a society of the ignorant who are totally unaware of their degree of ignorance and a diminishing number of the population who have a good basic knowledge of the sciences. Given that school is now primarily about “self esteem” and science has been so dumbed down that it’s unrecognizable, the future would seem to lie with those countries who still believe in a rigorous science education for everyone.

March 20, 2014 2:14 am

Shakespeare would be proud.
Nevar evar still spell check don’t agree.

Dodgy Geezer
March 20, 2014 2:29 am

I see that the BBC is claiming that ‘Climate Change’ causes more deaths from lightening strikes…
…Lightning appears to be killing and injuring increasing numbers of people in developing countries, meteorologists and experts say.
The total casualties could even be higher than other weather-related disasters like floods, landslides and droughts.
“The frequency of lightning has somehow increased from what it used to be,” says Michael Nkalubo, commissioner at Meteorological Department of Uganda, a country where lightning storms are common.
“I cannot say that a study has been carried out on this but I am saying this on the basis of my general observation.
There may be more people killed or injured by lightning than most other natural hazards”
Prof Colin Price
Tel Aviv University
“It is something increasing every year and we think this is a manifestation of climate change but we also need to establish whether deforestation has also contributed.”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-26554974 refers

DaveA
March 20, 2014 2:34 am

I believe he means a Donnie Darko style worm hole, which in the film did involve a commercial jet airliner having a major structural incident. Have there been any reports of bunny eared freaks in the search area? CNN will be the first to report.

Dorian
March 20, 2014 2:35 am

Ladies and Gentlemen,
CNN have just had their, Jump The Shark, moment.
Forever more, Black Holes will be the reason for all things non understandable:
– Why has there been no global warming? Because Black Holes sucked all the warm air away.
– Why doesn’t Obamacare work? Because Black Holes keep ruining the economics of it.
– Where did all the Bitcoin money go from Mt Gox? Black Holes swallowed them up.
– Why are CNN ratings so poor? Because a Black Hole’s gravity is keeping them down.
– Why are Democrates so stupid? Because they each have a Black Hole instead of a brain.
– Why are Republicans so ignorant? Because gravitational lensing effects of Black Holes keep distorting reality.
– Why can’t Congress do anything right? Because the thermodynamics of so many Black Holes close together are still yet not understood, so we have to wait for more stupid theories of Black Holes to be created, thus Congress, sits around just looking at all the Black Holes in the room.
And here’s the Big One! Since Black Holes are just theoretical, and that is, NO ONE, has ever photographed or discovered a Black Hole, and that we still don’t know if they exist. Kind of like the stupid nonsense of Global Warming. Once again, we take theoretical concepts, computer simulations, and Hollywood SFX, and make them fact.
I thought science was all about the Scientific Method.
Very interesting how people selectively choose when to use the Scientific Method, and when to not choose it. Like deGrasse Tyson’s ridiculous Cosmos fantasy and science-fiction vacuous sojourn, go unnotice and cause more harm to Science than anything a complete blubbering imbecile on CNN can do.
Nice to see once again, how wattsupwiththat.com has its priorities right again.
So my question is where are the real Black Holes?

michael hart
March 20, 2014 2:39 am

I don’t think I’m being too cynical to suggest that if it improves ratings, they will probably think it worthwhile. A certain fraction of viewers will swallow questions like that (which puts black holes in perspective).

MikeTheDenier
March 20, 2014 2:53 am

I only believe what the National Enquirer publishes. Until it’s in NE, I’m not believing anything.

eyesonu
March 20, 2014 2:53 am

I’ve been waiting for a global warming or carbon dioxide pitch to be the cause of the disappearance of the a/c. The black hole theory was a new one on me.
I wanted to add to the possible theories presented so far in various forums and the press yet I must admit that I can’t figure a way that Moby Dick could be responsible, but I’m working on it.

Gary Hladik
March 20, 2014 2:53 am

“…including people noting the eerie parallels to Lost and The Twilight Zone…”
Actually, it reminded me more of the Bond film “Thunderball”:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderball_(film)

March 20, 2014 2:55 am

I suppose that if there is a popular rumour that the plane was swallowed up in a black hole it is reasonable for the presenter and experts to stage the question in order to cap the rumour from spreading? That would be a reason for deliberately asking a dumb question…if one were kind.

klem
March 20, 2014 3:12 am

I see the word ‘evar’ was used in the headline, correctly I might ad. But I prefer the word ‘evah’, it sounds just a bit more mocking in some obscure way.

March 20, 2014 3:30 am

garymount says:
March 20, 2014 at 1:08 am
You think that’s bad, I just saw the headline to the following and I got a knot in the pit of my stomach as thoughts of my beloved Microsoft circling the turlet danced in my head:
——————-
Wait for it; soon they’ll be claiming that Google can and should plan the entire economy, including what you want to buy, where you should live, what you should eat, and what your job is.

cedarhill
March 20, 2014 3:34 am

The AP is reporting Interpol is now tracing the travels of John Lock based on a model developed by the IPCC and peer reviewed with 99% of climate scientists projecting the plane will reappear in Los Angeles on noon, Dec 31, 2099 just in time for the both polls to melt.

Patrick
March 20, 2014 4:00 am

With regards to the missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370, on the news tonight here in Australia there was a report that commercial satellites have been retasked and have resolved objects a small as 5m in length floating in the sea ~2500km south east of Perth in the area thought to be where the plane crashed. Sad loss of life indeed! But it got me thinking, and might be slightly OT, if a satellite can resolve something that small floating on the sea surface then, surely, would they not be able to resolve the supposed island of plastic rubbish “the size of Texas” floating in the mid Pacific ocean?
That video was too funny! The MSM really are a waste of space!

March 20, 2014 4:14 am

CNN is enjoying a momentary resurgence on this issue, so they will milk it for all they can. The sad part is they look exactly like a broadcast version of “The Globe” or some other hysterical rag. I guess they found their niche. The National Enquirer of broadcast TV.

andy
March 20, 2014 4:16 am

Maybe a black hole ate our global warming too

John
March 20, 2014 4:16 am

Evidently CNN doesn’t require their employees to be intelligent.

Berényi Péter
March 20, 2014 4:17 am

Right, it was a black hole spawned by anthropogenic CO₂ pollution. Natural CO₂ of the benign kind could never have done such a thing.

Mary Schiavo, a former Inspector General for the U.S. Department of Transportation, said, “A small black hole would suck in our entire universe, so we know it’s not that.”

Oh, my, “suck in our entire universe”. She can certainly raise the stakes higher. The stupid, it burns.

March 20, 2014 4:23 am

We know that our news sources have reached rock bottom, when they post twitter comments as part of their newscast. I don’t give a flying fig what someone on Twitter thinks.

DirkH
March 20, 2014 4:44 am

Maybe the CIA is so P.O.ed about the Pale Horse’s foreign “policies” that they intentionally let their broadcasting arm spew BS now. Sort of a strike.