Friday Funny: If you thought Mann's lawsuit was ridiculous, take a look at this one

Remember this before and after picture in the news recently from NASA’s Mars Exploration Rover Opportunity?

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Well, it appears there’s a conspiracy theory under every rock, more fodder for Lewandowsky and Cook I suppose.

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Science doesn’t advance by lawsuits, though some people think  it does.

I’ll point out the obvious: that “biological organism” hasn’t moved since.

The explanation from NASA’s mission leader Steve Squires (al la Occams’ Razor):

“We think the most likely hypothesis is that it was dislodged by the rover wheels from a location that may currently be obscured by the solar arrays,” he said via email.

Squyres described the rock as “white around the outside, in the middle there’s low spot that is dark red. It looks like a jelly donut,” and said it’s like nothing they’ve ever seen before on Mars.

And Squires has a photo to back up the claim:

Some ideas on where the ‘Jelly Donut’ rock on Mars came from
A disturbed area near the Opportunity rover that could be the spot where ‘Pinnacle Island’ came from. Credit: NASA/JPL.

Read more at: http://phys.org/news/2014-01-ideas-jelly-donut-mars.html#jCp

Anyone who’s ever driven a vehicle down a gravel road knows that rocks get dislodged by the tires and may move a foot or two.

The lawsuit seemed almost too ridiculous to be real, so I checked to see if the plaintiff was real. Yep, he has his own Wiki page.

Rhawn Joseph is a neuropsychologist who worked at the Veterans’ Affairs Palo Alto Health Care System in California.

He is involved with the Journal of Cosmology, and he advances eccentric views on the origin of life on Earth.[1]

Joseph is the author of Astrobiology: The Origins of Life and the Death of Darwinism, published in 2001. In the book he writes that “Contrary to Darwinism … the evidence now clearly indicates, that the evolution of life had been genetically predetermined and precoded…”

Joseph has been described by some evolutionary biologists as a crank for embracing unorthodox mechanisms of evolution. In one instance, the blogger P.Z. Myers ridiculed a claim by Joseph that a rock found on Mars is a living organism similar to a type of fungus existing on Earth.

In the lawsuit there is this language:

“Petitioner immediately recognized that bowl-shaped structure, hereafter referred to as Sol 3540, resembling a mushroom-like fungus, a composite organism consisting of colonies of lichen and cyanobacteria, and which on Earth is known as Apothecium.”

“When examined by Petitioner the same structure in miniature was clearly visible upon magnification and appears to have just germinated from spores.”

Strangely, and for the first time ever, I find myself in agreement with P.Z. Meyers.

h/t to reader Ed Zuiderwijk

Source: http://www.scribd.com/doc/202863315/NASA-Lawsuit

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February 1, 2014 8:12 am

I for one welcome our new Rock Overlords…

Jeff Alberts
February 1, 2014 9:12 am

David in Texas says:
January 31, 2014 at 7:53 am
“Anyone who’s ever driven a vehicle down a gravel road knows that rocks get dislodged by the tires and may move a foot or two.”
The rover has a top speed of 5 centimeters per second (~0.1 mph). Yes, it possible that on a steep slope the rover could dislodge something that could then roll into place, but the rover is programmed to avoid steep slopes.

It didn’t have to be dislodged by speed or force of impact, it could have merely gotten stuck to a wheel and then fallen off during another rotation.

Eamon Butler.
February 1, 2014 3:38 pm

Moving rocks on Mars? How much more proof do we need for CAGW?

rogerknights
February 1, 2014 7:42 pm

Weird things appear and strange sounds are heard on the barren rocky wastes some sunny days in early March.

sounds like a line cut from “The Ballad of Sam McGee.”

It didn’t have to be dislodged by speed or force of impact, it could have merely gotten stuck to a wheel and then fallen off during another rotation.

rogerknights says:
January 31, 2014 at 9:14 am
One puzzling aspect of the rock photo, from the tiny bit I’ve read, is that the rover hadn’t moved between those two photos. But still, it could have been stuck atop a wheel and fallen after a wait.

richardscourtney
February 3, 2014 6:14 am

rogerknights:
You may be right in your judgement that the stone possibly fell from the wheel, but I am convinced by the explanation provided by Alexander Feht at February 1, 2014 at 3:31 am.
He suggests that the stone was dislodged by change of state of “frost”, and he cites an analogue of water changing state on Earth.
On Mars the “frost” is solid CO2 and it sublimes to gas which freezes to solid all the time. The gas is bigger than the solid so compressed gas can be formed in underground near-surface pockets. If a pocket bursts then it may throw a stone (as a child’s pop-gun throws a cork).
Importantly, such sublimation and freezing would have other effects on surface morphology, too. And – even when allowing for different illuminations – the two images do seem to show several such differences in surface morphology. But the stone falling from the wheel would not induce such differences
Hence, the little evidence and the arguments provided in the thread lead me to the conclusion that the explanation provided by Alexander Feht is probably the right one.
Richard

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