Back in 2010, I pointed out that White House science adviser John Holdren had made a shift in naming conventions for the twice renamed “global warming”.

It seems that another shift in the lexicon has occurred, again at the White House. Organizing for Action, President Obama’s campaign machine declared Tuesday that there was a new name.
The Washington Times picked up on this shift, and I’ve updated the graphic to reflect the new name. There’s also a poll to choose/predict the next name after this one.
The doomed planet movement has been losing momentum. Inconvenient scientific findings have confirmed the lack of any significant warming of dear old Earth over the past 16 years. It’s hard to scare people into action when nothing bad is happening. That’s why the White House has changed its vocabulary again — first “global warming” was changed to “climate change” — and now the correct name of the scam is “carbon pollution.” It’s a way to paint carbon dioxide as if it were black soot billowing out of industrial smokestacks. Carbon dioxide is actually what humans exhale, and it’s food for plants.
Read more: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/13/wearing-out-words/#ixzz2c3XmuaV7
Its seems that since global warming has stalled, and scientists are puzzled by it, plus major players in science are poo-pooing the “climate disruption/extreme weather angle, they had no choice but to make a lexicon shift.
Here is the updated graphic to reflect the lexicon shift. Feel free to share far and wide:
What should the next name be? Take the poll, you can also add your own answer. Be sure to post your new answer in comments. (I’ll add some of the best ones manually)
[NOTE: for some reason the poll won’t display other answers from voters in the voting or the results, so I disabled it – A]
h/t to Small Dead Animals for some of the names
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How about Uppity Climate?
¡El Globo Loco!
Climate Stasis and its followers, the Utopianists
Combobulatory air wobbles.
Climate Says…………..you lose
Climysteria
Climate Correctness.
‘The Evil Air Affect’
coinciding with action in the form of-
‘The Evil Air Act’
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Weather™
Climate Crematoria
Models’ Meltdown.
(I was going going to add something that had to do with the candy “M&Ms” slogan but couldn’t come up with anything that didn’t have a double meaning.)
Perhaps one could show a picture of the Obama’s pet dog being personally air freighted, so to speak, to Martha’s Vineyard to join them in vacation.
Climate credits, they’re not just for people anymore.
Venus Envy.
Climate Diversification
I voted “Irritable Climate Syndrome” before looking at any comments. I see I’m in good company. It really made me laugh. Well, isn’t that better than crying at the stupidity of the Warmist stance?
Climate Restraint And Perfection.
aka CRAP
How bout a picture of Al Gore’s Mendocito mansion with the caption:
Climate credits; it’s everywhere you wanna be.
Following the great success of the “The War on Drugs”, “The War on Terrorism”, “The War on Poverty” etc. I’m guessing our esteemed leaders will go with “The War on Climate” or “The War on Carbon”..
Frankenclimate – it follows the precedent already set by ‘frankenstorm’.
Carbon-fueled Weather.
Carbon fruits and nuts
Carbon Audits (report your carbon on line 43 and apply the carbon tax rate from the joint emitter table on page 82 from bulletin 3852)
Climate Exodus
Climate Bill of Rights
Rachelle says:
August 15, 2013 at 1:55 pm
You are onto something. Every 3 months they can change it again, Summer followed by Fall then Winter then Spring. Always changing. Like the “Climate”
The N & S Poles are the Canary’s the climate scientist say. Coldest Arctic Summer on Record and Second Place Record pace Sea Ice around Antarctica.
Huston we have a problem is what the AGW warmist are saying!
Look
http://ocean.dmi.dk/arctic/meant80n.uk.php
http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/antarctic.sea.ice.interactive.html
New Replacement for Climate Change
“Catastrophic Failure of Climate Change Models”
It Came from Out of the Tailpipe!
Carbon It!
In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “If you don’t work you die.”
— Kipling