Back in 2010, I pointed out that White House science adviser John Holdren had made a shift in naming conventions for the twice renamed “global warming”.

It seems that another shift in the lexicon has occurred, again at the White House. Organizing for Action, President Obama’s campaign machine declared Tuesday that there was a new name.
The Washington Times picked up on this shift, and I’ve updated the graphic to reflect the new name. There’s also a poll to choose/predict the next name after this one.
The doomed planet movement has been losing momentum. Inconvenient scientific findings have confirmed the lack of any significant warming of dear old Earth over the past 16 years. It’s hard to scare people into action when nothing bad is happening. That’s why the White House has changed its vocabulary again — first “global warming” was changed to “climate change” — and now the correct name of the scam is “carbon pollution.” It’s a way to paint carbon dioxide as if it were black soot billowing out of industrial smokestacks. Carbon dioxide is actually what humans exhale, and it’s food for plants.
Read more: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/13/wearing-out-words/#ixzz2c3XmuaV7
Its seems that since global warming has stalled, and scientists are puzzled by it, plus major players in science are poo-pooing the “climate disruption/extreme weather angle, they had no choice but to make a lexicon shift.
Here is the updated graphic to reflect the lexicon shift. Feel free to share far and wide:
What should the next name be? Take the poll, you can also add your own answer. Be sure to post your new answer in comments. (I’ll add some of the best ones manually)
[NOTE: for some reason the poll won’t display other answers from voters in the voting or the results, so I disabled it – A]
h/t to Small Dead Animals for some of the names
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Cataclysmic Catastrophic Climaxification
Fossil fuel induced climate pandemonium
De big warmy or The Bigtime warmy warmy.
Climate MisMannagement
All Weather Together Mixup
Invasion of the Climate Models
Look Ma No Facts!
Dangerous Climes.
(ducks)
Post-Normal Climate Stress Disorder
ImranCan says:
August 16, 2013 at 6:45 am
The really irritating thing is the way alarmists keep referring to CO2 as ‘Carbon’ pollution.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I keep thinking crystalline carbon and De Beers – A Girls Best Friend.
Carbon Dioxiode of course is a Trees Best Friend.
Everyone knows the speculation by its original name, Global Warming, regardless of such spin.
Remember Australia had an ‘Angry Summer’ this year, so Climate Rage.
robinedwards36 on August 15, 2013 at 1:05 pm suggests:-
” How about “Climate Uncertainty” ? ”
No they could never admit to that , because the Science is settled remember.
Climate Chaos, perhaps.
They should call it what it is, the ‘War on Prosperity’ (or a War on Science, Sanity, Reason…), but that would show their motive, so instead we see Psychosomatic Carbophobia (PC).
.” The big chill” .or…wuwt………… What Unusial Weather Today
Unusual ?
Ultimately, we’re carbon based lifeforms. We’re the pollution!
Many years ago a friend told me about AGW and gave a link to RealClimate
and I became seriously depressed. Another friend linked me to WUWT and
the depression stopped. After reading all comments above I am now in
danger of laughing myself to death. Remember the words in the movie
Appocolypse Now? The horror. The horror. Gasping for air and exhaling
CO2 all I can say is, The humour. The humour. I am 82 years old and now I can die happy. Thank you all. John
beng says:
August 16, 2013 at 7:19 am
I was about to post a link (I went to Carnegie-Mellon in Pittsburgh).
I never bought any, but I figure it couldn’t be worse than Iron City beer.
(Which, apparently it was. Is.)
Is: http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/410/21465
bwdave says:
August 17, 2013 at 5:32 am
They should call it what it is, the ‘War on Prosperity’
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>…..
That should be made in to a bumper sticker to go along with:
Girls [heart] Carbon [diamonds] while trees [heart] Carbon Dioxide.
#OccupyClimate
I think it will prolly be something like “Shut Up! He Explained.”
Awesome names! I have one that will leave cult classic movie buffs and dog fanciers howling: the Attack of the Killer Carbon.
This can be abbreviated as AKC. 🙂
Climate ex-Change
Ian H Australia 16th Aug. @ur momisugly 4:17am:
“Climate Whatever”……hilarious. I love it.
Lots of good suggestions above. Climageddon or Climate Threat also appeal.
iWeather — There will be a new version every year.