Russ Steele writes:
During the UN Climate Change Conference 2009 (COP15), the Danish government invites the entire world to send their greetings to the conference. Greetings are submitted through www.greetings.cop15.dk and are composed of 150 characters of text.
Here is the greeting I sent:
“Please no economic suicide. Do nothing as soon as possible, and return to your home countries confident you have saved the planet.”
Please share the greeting that you sent in the comments to this post. The greetings are subject to editorial review by the COP15 Committee, and I will bet most will never be posted except on this blog.
“Pick up an STD while there!”
Just joking I sent the following:
“If YOU really believed in man made global warming you would not have generated so much CO2. Why not stay home and talk via cyberspace with each other.”
In all honesty why don’t these fellows get a World of Warcraft account and talk online instead of flying from all around the world to meet there. At least it would add SOME cred to their claims that they themselves are ‘true believers”
My contribution:
If the Prime Minister of Australia signs anything in Copenhagen, the citizens of Australia will charge him with TREASON.
Somehow I don’t think that one will get through.
I sent the following:-
“”” Have a fun time in Copenhagen; and then go home and forget about CO2; we need all of it we can. It’s the WATER (H2O), silly! “””
They’ve got 2224 messages two minutes ago. Still don’t see mine there!
Ecotretas
Sent – “I am an AGW denier and proud of it…”
Received – “Your greeting has successfully been sent to the COP15 editorial team. It will be posted on the website shortly.”
Think it was message 16 out of 150 on the Dragonfly series…
We smell fraud! Follow the money! You arrive in stretch limos, jets with plans to tax us heavily, co-opt resources. Time reveals evil schemes-always.
It was very hard to edit my comment down to 150 letters. In the end it stated,
” For the average worker, conspicuous consumption’s a loud necktie. Polar bears aren’t hurt by bad taste, unless its a seal. Do nothing and go home.”
I wrote: That’s the wrong rock. Take it back and find another.
I posted this:
“Don’t do it. Making a policy off a lie is about as smart as asking to kick in the shin repeatedly. (But I know you will ignore me, someone educated.)”
I used the dragonfly.
“My species is NOT threatened or endangered. Stop using us as propaganda.”
Short and sweet. Now back to my ringed seal…
http://en.cop15.dk/greetings/view/list?method=get&count=1000
Of the hundreds I browsed, there is not a single one that objects to the summit or has a sceptical view of AGW. They are all being filtered.
Is there a prize for a picture of the message being shown to the delegates?
I sent the following: “Please have the courage to do nothing. Return home and be happy knowing that doing nothing at this time was the best possible decision.”
My message:
Buy yourselves some carbon credits and use them to fill your garages with CO2. Breathe deeply, repeat until you start releasing methane.
The eyes of the world are upon you and your limos and jets and caviar and greed and lies based on bad science. History will not judge you kindly.
My greeting: “Environmentalism is not Science, it’s Religion.”
“Today: Unexplained lack of warming for 10 years. Future: Sun decreasing next 2-3 cycles, PDO negative, AMO to follow in 5 years. NO GLOBAL GOVERNMENT!”
It’s amazing what you can’t fit into 150 letters!!!
Mine:
Have the integrity to have the data subjected to open scrutiny *before* you make policy based on it.
Dear Leaders of the world,
Place the Cyanide punchbowl at the center of the meeting and party like it’s 1999! At the stroke of 12, spaceship Gorvana will drop in to pick U up!
Followed up my first with: “Don’t take this ther wrong way, but “consensus is the refuge of scoundrels” – your move.”
Dear Leaders of the World,
please remember the people you supposedly represent while you tour Copenhagen in your limousines. Don’t ask us to live up to standards you cannot.
You can browse some of the entries, but I can only scroll through roughly 20 of them and they are all of one bent…it will be filtered and cherry picked.
3rd party anyone? We need some boots to the rears boys and girls!!! I have my Sorels ON!
Climate justice my #$%!
150 characters? Piece of cake:
Copenhagen prostitutes offer free sex to anyone who produces a ‘Be sustainable – don’t buy sex’ postcard and their COP15 identity card. GO TO IT LADS!
Piss take? You bet.
I have looked at the other comments posted to their site. When you click back to go through them, you get a random selection of about 25 pro-warmist messages being repeated, despite the bit at the bottom claiming thousands of messages. Not one critical message was shown.
Looks like the “live” Arctic medical data on the polar expedition website to me!
More warmist lies?
I also sent this one: “The real prostitutes in Copenhagen are not those working in red light district, but are those attending COP15. How much for a hot air BJ?”