
From World Scientific Publishing Co. and the International Journal of Modern Physics comes this insane idea; build 300 meter (984 feet) high “great walls” in the midwest to break up the flow patterns. Riiiigght. We can’t even build a wall in Texas to protect our southern border.
We Can Eliminate the Major Tornado Threat in Tornado Alley
The annually recurring devastating tornado attacks in US Tornado Alley raise an important question: Can we eliminate the major tornado threat in Tornado Alley? Some people may claim that such a question is beyond imagination as people are powerless in facing violent tornadoes. However, according to Professor Rongjia Tao’s recent publication in IJMPB, human beings are not powerless on this issue: if we build three east-west great walls in Tornado Alley, we will eliminate major tornado threat there forever. These walls can be built locally at high tornado risk areas to eliminate tornado threat there first, then gradually extended.
In the US, most devastating tornadoes occur in Tornado Alley, which is a strip of land between the Appalachian Mountains and the Rocky Mountains, including most American Midwest states. In 2013, there were 811 confirmed tornadoes in USA, 57 in Europe and 3 in China. Among 811 tornadoes in USA, most of them, especially the most devastating ones, occurred in Tornado Alley. What causes such huge differences?
From the atmospheric circulation point of view, Tornado Alley is inside the “zone of mixing”, where the warm and moist air flows northbound and cold air flows southbound. At a certain season, the warm air flow front clashes with the cold air flow front at some place in Tornado Alley. Major tornadoes in Tornado Alley all start with such clashes (Fig.1). Especially as there is no east-west mountain in Tornado Alley to weaken or block the air flows, some clashes are violent, creating vortex turbulence. Such violent vortexes, supercells, are initially in horizontal spinning motion at the lower atmosphere, then tilt as the air turns to rise in the storm’s updraft, creating a component of spin around a vertical axis. If the vortex stretching during the vortex tilting intensifies the vertical vorticity enough to create a tornado, the vortex size is getting much smaller as the rotation speed gets much faster. About 30% of supercells lead to tornadoes (Fig.2).

Fig.1 When a strong warm most air flow comes to Tornado Alley, the violent clashes with the cold air flow can extend several states, making tornado outbreaks at several places in a very short period.

Fig.2. The intensive clash between the winds from the south and the winds from the north is the source for formation of tornados in Tornado Alley. (a) Violent clash creates a vortex -supercell. (b) Tilt and updraft creates a spin about a vertical axis leading to mesocyclone. (C) Further stretching and strong vertical vorticity may lead to tornado.
Calculations show that the chance to produce tornadoes depends on the wind speeds during the clashes. For example, if both cold wind and warm wind have speed 30 miles/h (13.3m/s), the chance to develop tornados from the clash is very high. On the other hand, if the both winds have speed below 15 miles/h, there is almost no chance for the clash to develop into tornadoes. Hence reducing the wind speed and eliminating the violent air mass clashes are the key to prevent tornado formation in Tornado Alley. We can learn from the Nature how to do so.
United States and China have similar geographic locations. In particular, the Northern China Plain and the Eastern China Plain is also in the zone of mixing, similar to Tornado Alley. However, very few violent tornadoes occur in this region of China because there are three east-west mountain ranges to protect these plains from tornado threat. The first one is 300km long Yan Mountain which lies at the northern boundary of these plains. The second one is 600km long Nanling (Nan Mountains) at the south boundary of these plains. The third one is 800kom long Jiang-Huai Hills through the middle of the plains. Especially, Jiang-Huai Hills are only about 300 meters above sea level, but effectively eliminate the major tornado threat for the areas. This is evidenced by the following fact.
Jiang-Huai Hills do not extend to Pacific ocean, leaving a small plain area, north part of Jiangsu province, unprotected. This small area, similar to US Tornado Alley, has annually recurring tornado outbreaks. For example, the city Gaoyou in this area has a nickname “Tornado hometown”, which has tornado outbreaks once in two years on average. It is thus clear that Jiang-Huai Hills are extremely effectively in eliminating tornadoes formation. Without Jiang-Huai Hills, a quite big area in China would become “Tornado Hometown”
While there are no mountains in Tornado Alley to play the same role as Jiang-Huai Hills etc in China, there are two small mountains, Ozarks Mountains and Shawnee Hills, which significantly reduce tornado risk for some local areas.
Ozark Mountain consists of high and deeply dissected plateaus; the mountain hills are south-north ranged. Most parts of these north-south hills cannot block or weaken air mass flow between north and south. Therefore, for example, Joplin has very high tornado risk as it faces the north-south deeps and valleys formed by these hills, the winds get more strength as they pass these valleys and deeps. On the other hand, some small sections of St. Francois Mountains and Boston Mountains have the hills east-west connected. Therefore, for example, Rolla, Missouri has very low tornado risk, as analyzed by www.homefact.com/tornadoes/.
The devastating tornado outbreak in Washington County, IL on November 17, 2013 also reminds us about Shawnee Hills, which is a small mountain, 60 miles east from Washington County. Most Shawnee Hills are along the south – north direction, but some sections are east-west connected, located at the south border of Gallatin County. Therefore, Gallatin County has very low tornado risk, although the most land in Gallatin County is flat farm land, same as Washington county.
According to Dr. Tao, the above information learned from Nature is very encouraging. Although there are no east-west mountains in Tornado Alley, we can build some east-west great walls to play the same role. Also learned from Jiang-Huai Hills and Shawnee Hills, the wall needs about 300 meter high and 50 meter wide.
To eliminate the tornado threat for the entire Tornado Alley, we may need to build three great walls. The first one should be close to the northern boundary of the Tornado Alley, maybe in North Dakota. The second one should be in the middle, maybe in the middle of Oklahoma and going to east. The third one can be in the south of Texas and Louisiana.
Such great walls may affect the weather, but their effect on the weather will be minor, as evidenced by Shawnee Hills in Illinois. In fact, with scientific design, we may also use these walls to improve the local climate.
In Philadelphia, there is one skyscraper building, Comcast Center, about 300 meter high. From the cost of Comcast Center, we estimate that to build one mile such wall, we need about $160 million. On the other hand, the damages caused by single tornado attack in Moore, Oklahoma on May 20, 2013 alone were multi billion dollars. Therefore, it seems that the cost for building such a wall is affordable.
While building the three great walls will eventually eliminate major tornadoes in the entire Tornado Alley, we do not expect to start such a huge project in the near future. On the other hand, it is more realistic to build such great walls locally at high tornado risk areas first, then connect them piece by piece. To do so locally, we must remember that from air fluid dynamics, the area protected by the wall is roughly a circle with the wall as its diameter.
Also in developing any new city in Tornado Alley in future, we may consider to build east-west skyscraper buildings first, then allocate the other parts of the city surrounding the skyscraper buildings. In such a way, the skyscraper buildings will serve as a wall, eliminating major tornado formation in their surroundings to protect the whole city.
Acknowledgments: This work is supported in part by a grant from US Naval Research Lab.
The paper will appear in IJMPB.
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Source: http://www.worldscientific.com/page/pressroom/2014-06-23-02
From what I can tell about this journal publisher, there seems to be no peer review of any kind in the Editorial Process: http://www.worldscientific.com/page/authors/authorkit
Pity the fool at the US Naval Research Lab who approved this grant.
I don’t criticize provocative ideas on their own. Maybe something will come of this.
But I think the wall should be underground and spring up only when needed. /j
Now that all the supposed positives have been enumerated, where shall we begin with the unmentioned negatives?
Yeah, but the shadows created by the walls will serve as natural spawn zones for mobs, even during daytime.
yikes
Finally, a truly visionary (if not quite shovel-ready) project that can suck up all the QE money sloshing about and having trouble to find worthwhile investment opportunities. It should be done by private enterprises, which can then recoup the investment by collecting 4 figure tolls from everyone who needs to cross the walls. Also, if the southernmost wall is erected along the Mexican border, this should take care of the illegal immigration problem.
A late-breaking April Fools’ Day post?
@Van Grgenbrad
You know you’ve been playing too much Minecraft when…
World Scientific is essentially a vanity press.
For a 500 km long wall, I calculate about 18 bn tonnes of concrete. The largest concrete pour in history was for the Three Gorges Dam, at about 40 million tonnes over 17 years.
This is truly bizarre stuff.
Or we can build a Space Balls-1 Mega Maid to suck up the mesocyclones before they spawn tornadoes.
This would be graffiti heaven for some. The idea is ludicrous – what are these folks tokin’ on…
Silly. We already know & have the means to disrupt a tornado — just airburst a nuke at the top of the funnel-cloud. /sarc
a grant from US Naval Research Lab.
….head wall
So…
Taking “300km long Yan Mountain” as an example, we need three 300x50x300,000m walls. 300KM being 186.411 miles. Times three, mind you: 559.233 miles.
559.233 x $160 million (their per mile estimate) = $89,477,280,000.
Now add in years of lawsuits over right-of-way, environmental impact (the point is environmental — emphasis on mental impact), scenic view obstruction (seriously; you should see the wrangling around here), taxation of such obstructed views (do you have a view tax? we do)… you think the Keystone XL pipeline suits are fun? You ain’t seen nothing yet.
Then there’s the inevitable cost overruns, graft, kickbacks… uh oh…
This will have to be a green operation. Electric bulldozers. Can’t use concrete; roasting that limestone isn’t environmentally friendly!
But don’t worry. This would have been in flyover country anyway. Neither Left Coast really gives a damn.
Using a commercial office building as a basis for cost estimating? Windows, elevators, and air-conditioning included? Is Comcast Center tornado-proof?
Interesting that no total length was listed for the walls?
Could we add wind turbines at the top?
Maybe an amusement park as well, with a 300M water slide?
I need to submit a study/grant request to the US NRL….
You know, some days, it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed and turn on the computer.
Winter is coming?
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/The_Wall
Sounds like we need the Night’s Watch 🙂
It’s absolute insanity. Just this month there was a tornado in South Park (the real place, not the cartoon), near Fairplay, which is surrounded by 10,000-14,000′ peaks.
http://www.ustornadoes.com/2013/03/14/tornadoes-dont-happen-in-mountains-or-do-they-debunking-the-myth/
An interesting study of one near Mt. Evans is in the above link (For those that don’t know, Mt. Evans in the 14,265′ peak seen to the west from Denver). “This was one for the books. The National Weather Service in Boulder confirmed the tornado traversed across elevations of 11,800 feet…”
And a 98 story wall is going to stop them? You want to buy some mountain property I have in Florida?
300 meters high and 50 wide?
Well to lighten up the construction there will be voids inside, rectangular would be best. For pressure equalization and other reasons you’d connect the voids, with corridor-like structures, with openings to the outside.
You might as well put it to use, the top and likely-sloping sides can be used for rainwater collection with some voids used for storage. As it runs east-west there’s a southern side for solar panels, PV and thermal. Maybe some small wind turbines on top. You’ll have space for energy storage, batteries, molten salts, flywheels. It’s tall enough for pumped storage from top to bottom water tanks.
Then you can install the plumbing and electrical, doors and windows, and announce you have “Green Self-Sustaining Temporary Housing” for the undocumented Democrats flowing over our southern border. With the fantastic energy savings it’ll pay for itself, you don’t even have to consider the theoretical reduced tornado damage cost benefits. Another great win for the voters.
PS, the barred windows and locked doors with guards are to protect them from wild bears and boars, thus very necessary.
I seem to remember back in the ’60s reading articles about using very small small nukes to blow tornadoes and hurricanes apart from the inside. Seemed like a cool idea at the time.
Undoubtedly some NRL bureaucrat will get a bonus for funding a new idea, totally worthless, but excelling at his/her job of wasting the taxpayers money. No money to overhaul ships but money for this crap.
I think we should use genetic engineering to breed a 500 foot tall giant man, who could blow at the tornadoes and put them out whenever one got spinning. And he could be all green and he could say “ho ho ho!” a lot.
Think of all the adverti$ing $pace on a mega-wall…
How can we improve the local climate if any change to climate is automatically bad?
You can’t dig a pond in your yard, imagine the EPA permit for that beast.
Alan Watt, Climate Denialist Level 7 says:
June 23, 2014 at 11:15 am
I seem to remember back in the ’60s reading articles about using very small small nukes to blow tornadoes and hurricanes apart from the inside. Seemed like a cool idea at the time.
Like the concurrent nuclear handgrenades?
When I lived in Memphis decades ago there was a local belief by some that Crowley’s Ridge in Arkansas protected Memphis from tornadoes. Since it is a natural formation of the suggested height it could be used for a real world study.
Crowley’s Ridge is at the eastern boundary of the Arkansas hot spot in this map of tornado activity:
On the other hand that hot spot is just southeast of the Ozarks which suggests no moderating effect by mountains.