Madame Otto and Her Computer Crystal Balls

From THE DAILY SCEPTIC

By Chris Morrison

Fresh from a summer season in Mystic Meg’s fairground tent, the weather attribution queen Friederike Otto has returned to Imperial College to bring news that 50,391 heat-related deaths occurred in 854 European cities in June, July and August, while 32,619 fatalities were attributed to human-caused climate change.

Such precision! A feature of all good clairvoyants, and a skill we might conclude is honed in the company of more commercially-minded soothsayers. Who needs doctors to tell us if we are dead and provide a certificated cause when Madame Otto is consulting in front of her computer crystal ball. Of course, the precise figures are not based on actual fatality data but are modelled estimates using population numbers and previous historical stats on temperature and summer mortality. In fact, data on historical mortality and temperature were only sought from 232 cities but, details, details! when a computer model can fill in any gaps.

The almost instant pseudoscience paper was written by, among others, several activists associated with Imperial including Otto and is titled ‘Heat-related urban mortality attributable to human-induced climate change in Europe in summer 2026’. As might be expected from a college with a world-class reputation for worrying everyone witless with computer modelled junk, its tone is highly political. At one point the authors claim that the world is “nearly” 1.5°C warmer without giving a checkable timeline, while “around” 1.4°C is attributable to human activity, primarily the burning of fossil fuels. There is not a scintilla of convincing scientific proof to back up this latter claim. In the opening abstract, the authors state that their results highlight the threat from human-caused warming “and the need for rapid emissions reductions”.

In other words, the need for the Marxist-inspired Net Zero fantasy. While this evil, little understood project was all the rage a few years ago, these days it comes with a much wider understanding that a world without hydrocarbons is a world facing starvation and mass death, along with societal and economic collapse. Don’t be poor in this brave new world.

In simple terms, this is where all the precise Imperial figures came from. First a statistical relationship was established between temperature and mortality using the historical data in 232 cities which were then applied to 622 other locations. Then climate models were used to estimate how much humans have warmed each city. Finally, a mortality model was run to compare the super-heated human-caused summer to a hypothetical season without anthropogenic change. From this came the declaration that humans caused over 60% of the supposed heat-related deaths seen in the 2026 European summer.

Towards the end, palms were crossed with silver and a group of Extinction Rebellion ‘witches’ repeatedly incanted abracadabra waving their magic sticks in the air. No, sorry I made that last bit up. But science it most certainly is not, at least according to Popperian principles that hold it must all be testable and open to falsification.

Until the figures can be proved – death certificate checks would be a good start – the Imperial work has no more validity than a guess. If it did not have a Net Zero political promotion attached it would remain in deserved ‘what iffery’ academic obscurity.

Needless to say, the Guardian was particularly impressed with Friederike’s fanciful figures, noting in a headline: ‘Heat killed “staggering” 50,000 people in Europe’s cities this summer, scientists warn.’ Climate Comedy Cuts then informed that “morgues and funeral homes filled with bodies from June to August as the heat added by planet-baking pollution cut short an extra 32,000 lives [32,619, I think you’ll find] in urban areas”. Hot days were said to have pushed vulnerable bodies in urban areas into overdrive and warm nights prevented them from recovering.

How do humans live happily on Earth in temperatures that range from minus-40°C to plus-40°C? It’s a complete mystery. Although perhaps happily is not entirely accurate since nine times more people die from the cold than the heat, although this statistic also applies in warmer climes.

Of course, the recent hot European summer has played into the hands of activists who use the ‘look out of the window’ trope to explain complex atmospheric science. Computer models are always to hand to back up attribution agitprop. In fact, the hot European summer had many natural weather explanations. The jet stream kept high pressure over Europe, while the blocked lows hit Greenland leading to a colder summer and a slightly positive net mass balance of the ice sheet. Heard about that in the climate catastrophising mainstream media? Of course not. But at least we get a break from the clots holding their hands above their heads and wailing that our grandchildren will all drown.

When a simple meteorological explanation is to hand, individual weather events, however extreme, tell us little about any long-term change in the climate, let alone one supposedly altered by humans. Rigorous analysis of observations by scientists without an obvious political agenda are the key to understanding a changing climate since highly useful evidence is provided in the past record. Computer models that attempt to measure an unmeasurable, chaotic atmosphere tell us nothing since they are challenged by natural variation. Stating that almost all warming in the modern era is caused by humans is absurd since it is unprovable and takes scant account of natural climate influences.

Weather attribution computer models were first designed to create useful press headlines and to stick it to oil and gas companies in the law courts. Whatever use they have in the political arena, they cannot make plausible estimates to the nearest one person about how many people died in a hot summer due to a claimed anthropogenic weather change. Even Mystic Meg would struggle with that one.

Chris Morrison is the Daily Sceptic’s Environment Editor. Follow him on X. His new best-selling book is IMPLAUSIBLE: How scientists, activist politicians and journalists invented a climate crisis, weaponised junk computer model findings and claimed a fake consensus to promote the collectivist Net Zero fantasy – out now and available on Amazon where it has a five-star rating and is currently No. 1 in Amazon paperbacks Global Warming and Ecology and Amazon downloads Environmental Issues. Only £3.99 for the download and £8.99 for the paperback.

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November 2, 2026 10:12 pm

Not one single desiccated corpse has been attested, to [our] knowledge.
And even when one is found, there will need to be a homicide investigation, no?
Failure to protect the elderly & the ill is still a crime, in many jurisdictions…
Where is the last honest journalist willing to research this hypothesis:
How about lining up districts showing excess mortality with their euthanasia tolerance?
Sounds like quick work for the xSI-models … one just needs to formulate the right question.

Bryan A
November 2, 2026 10:14 pm

Such precise numbers…
50391 Deaths…854 towns/cities…over 3 months
That’s 59.0058548009 deaths per town
Or 19.668618267 deaths per town/city per month
How did they determine which of the 257.611241218 average monthly summer deaths per city were the supposed 19.668618267?

Bryan A
Reply to  Bryan A
November 2, 2026 10:16 pm

Oh, That’s right, it’s Supposed Modeled Deaths, not Actual Verified Deaths.

Bryan A
Reply to  Bryan A
November 2, 2026 10:17 pm

Perhaps instead of 660,000 summer deaths per month there was 660,059 per month?

1saveenergy
November 2, 2026 11:18 pm

50 k excess deaths; that’s nothing !!!

The bunch of tossers at ‘Avaaz‘ are promising us  450,000 deaths by February 2027. ( 3 mths)

Their prose is a wonder to behold …

“A monster is boiling in the Pacific Ocean.
Turbocharged by climate breakdown, the “super El Niño” is projected to be the largest ever recorded. 
As ocean waters heat up, it will scorch and starve vast areas of the planet — expected to kill up to 450,000 people by February.
Sudan will be one of the hardest hit, where millions are already caught in the worst humanitarian crisis on Earth. 
And with the Amazon rainforest hanging by a thread, the El Niño could push it even closer to collapse.
This El Niño is a terrifying warning of what lies ahead if we don’t tackle climate breakdown.
Scientists warn that our planet is now on the cusp of irreversible tipping points — when one small change can trigger enormous consequences. 
Deforestation and drought could cause a chain-reaction collapse of the Amazon rainforest. 
Warming seas could wipe out most coral reefs and all the marine life they nurture
We have to fight the forces driving climate breakdown, fueling crises like this El Niño.”

But … all WE have to do to stop the imminent destruction of the planet … is send money to …  ‘Avaaz’.

***king scammers !!

November 3, 2026 1:21 am

Meanwhile on a small island off the coast of Europe the political class gives new proofs all the time that they are living not only in another country but on another planet.

Paul Homewood reports that the UK Commons Energy Security and Net Zero Committee has proposed to move all the costs of something they think is the “energy transition” onto the retail price of gas. This will supposedly make the supposed transition affordable for consumers….!

https://notalotofpeopleknowthat.wordpress.com/2026/11/02/move-all-energy-policy-costs-onto-gas-says-esnz-committee/#more-93970

And the Telegraph reports on the draft conversion practices bill, which the Government published in June. It bans people from trying to suppress or change a person’s sexual orientation or gender identity. It cites a report, co-written by Lady Falkner and Akua Reindorf KC,

As the age of criminal responsibility is 10 in England, Wales and Northern Ireland, the authors warned schoolchildren may be liable for prosecution for asking questions or making comments “without malice or harmful intent”.

The report also raises concerns about the legislation’s loose wording, which could be interpreted as protecting people who identify with any of a myriad of gender identities.

One of these is catgender, which the report defines as “a gender involving a very strong connection to cats or other felines, including people who experience delusions of being a cat”.

It said: “These labels are quite obviously a manifestation of an internet-based youth sub-culture which is unlikely to amount to more than a passing fad.

“A sensible adult might indulge them, but would not regard them as worthy of the protection of the criminal law.

“However, it is not an overstatement to say that, under the draft bill, a person may face imprisonment for trying to persuade another that they are not, in fact, a cat.”

Yes, in the UK the Government wants the power to jail you for five years for declining to say you believe a man or woman is a cat.

And a Commons Committee thinks that if you move the costs of Net Zero onto gas bills that will save people money.

Would that be the 85% of the country that heats their homes and hot water by gas? Or would it be another group of people, perhaps in another country, or maybe on another planet?

November 3, 2026 2:39 am

At one point the authors claim that the world is “nearly” 1.5°C warmer without giving a checkable timeline…

That’s from the second paragraph of the ‘Main’ section of the report (page 2) and their source is clearly cited (source 4), (Thorne et al., 2026)