Stormy Weather?

From NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT

By Paul Homewood

Apparently I missed the hurricane that hit London over the weekend!

At least, that’s the impression we get from the media. The normally sensible Mike Graham and Emma Woolf were on about “extreme weather, really bad, awful storms, 111 mph winds down in Cornwall”.

Emma, however, unintentionally, revealed what an ass she was making of herself, when she talked about being “on a bike with her son Ludo on the back”!

Foot & Mouth spring to mind Emma!

But it’s revealing of how isolated the chattering classes are from the real world.

At RAF Northolt, wind gusts reached the heady heights of 42 mph yesterday; sustained winds of 28 mph made it a Strong Breeze on the Beaufort Scale:

During the Great Storm of 1987, gusts of 63 kts were recorded at Northolt, that’s 73 mph.

Somehow I don’t think Emma would have been out on her bike with a toddler on the back during that storm.

By The Way

Where on earth did she get those 111 mph winds in Cornwall from?

The highest wind speeds in Cornwall, according to the Met Office, were 71 mph on Lizard Point:

But cheer up, Emma. There’s always Lena Horne:

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19 Comments
atticman
October 27, 2026 2:17 am

Emma’s output should be filed on the “fiction” shelf methinks.

Reply to  atticman
October 27, 2026 2:28 am

Along with all the other AGW guff.
Although I guess you would need an awfully long shelf.

strativarius
Reply to  Oldseadog
October 27, 2026 5:42 am

an awfully long shelf…

The requirement for a somewhat longer shelf is achievable by merging Climate change, Gender studies, and Critical theories etc etc together.

Reply to  strativarius
October 27, 2026 5:50 am

All that would need a whole bookcase.

strativarius
Reply to  Oldseadog
October 27, 2026 5:56 am

A room with rubber wallpaper and a locked door will suffice.

October 27, 2026 2:26 am

She lives in the world where model predictions are reality. That’s all.

It was a bit of a gale. It rained a bit. It was a bit cold. Its called late October.

Bruce Cobb
October 27, 2026 3:38 am

Or maybe, she had Dorothy’s dog Toto on the back of her bike?

strativarius
October 27, 2026 3:49 am

I was on night shift on 15/10/1987

Nothing comes close to what I saw that night – tower cranes almost toppled, oil drums sailing through the air and a huge natural logging event. It took hours to get round all the fallen trees and home. A part of the roof was clearly missing.

Sevenoaks is a town and civil parish in Kent, England. Situated 21 miles (34 km) south-east of Charing Cross

It was reduced to a single oak.

If we had a hurricane today the alarmism would be way off the charts. They make do by naming bouts of stormy weather – apparently, they work better with an identity.

Reply to  strativarius
October 27, 2026 4:37 am

That’s Identity Politics.

“bouts of stormy weather” have feelings, don’t you know?

strativarius
Reply to  philincalifornia
October 27, 2026 5:11 am

The Met Office is entirely psychopathic and totally void of feelings. How apt that…

In 2015, the Met Office launched a scheme inviting the public to suggest names for storms, to raise awareness of the dangers of severe weather. The forecaster said using a single, recognisable name for a storm helps the public better understand the risks and take action to keep themselves safe. – Independent

IPCRESS in action.

Reply to  strativarius
October 27, 2026 5:47 am

Those stupid idiot women are to too fkn stupid to even know that they are psychopaths.

MrGrimNasty
October 27, 2026 4:15 am

A number of sources did report 111mph. E.g. The Independent 4 days ago.

“A strong gale of 111mph was recorded in Padstow, Cornwall on Friday morning, while 97mph was recorded in St Ives by a National Coastguard.”

How reliable it was, who knows. These were certainly freak gusts if correct and not representative. There were some squalls/mini tornadoes reported so it might have caught one of those.

Reply to  MrGrimNasty
October 27, 2026 9:19 am

They were likely reporting gusts

James Snook
Reply to  MrGrimNasty
October 28, 2026 1:19 am

Perhaps they meant Km/h 🤡

Anthony Banton
October 27, 2026 4:58 am

“Where on earth did she get those 111 mph winds in Cornwall from?”

“The highest wind speeds in Cornwall, according to the Met Office, were 71 mph on Lizard Point:”

There was indeed a gust to 111mph at Padstow during storm Austen.

It occurred at the RNLI NCI station at Stepper Point Padstow….. but:
“The Met Office has not formally recognized the 111 mph wind gust recorded at Padstow because the measurement came from an unofficial station operated by the National Coastwatch Institution (NCI) at Stepper Point, rather than a WMO-compliant Met Office site“

https://ncilivinghistory.org.uk/stations/nci-stepper-point

This is a FB post from the RNLI NCI

“Good morning from NCI (National Coastwatch Institution) Padstow
Storm Austen is currently raging across Cornwall
Gusts of
111 mph at NCI Padstow at 06:54 (23 Oct)*
99.3 mph at NCI Boscastle
97.7 mph at NCI St Ives

Looks like the lookout will not open this morning as the risk level is too high for the safety of our watchkeepers, who have an exposed 1 mile walk up to the lookout.”
*my addition

And as always with extreme winds there were local effects amplifying it’s severity.
In this case a sudden lifting and funneling of the WNW wind against the ~ 65m cliff imediately upwind of the station.

strativarius
Reply to  Anthony Banton
October 27, 2026 5:20 am

Have you ever been to Padstow, St Ive’s, or Newquay – ie the North Cornish coast?

If so you will know those effects were very local. So much differing geology in such small islands.

What Makes Newquay the Surf Capital of The UK?

Reply to  strativarius
October 27, 2026 6:39 am

“Everybody’s gone surfin’, in the UK eh…”

With apologies to the Beach Boys.

strativarius
Reply to  Frank from NoVA
October 27, 2026 7:10 am

Only the die hards do it here.

Reply to  Anthony Banton
October 27, 2026 9:22 am

There was indeed a gust to 111mph at Padstow during storm Austen.

So?
Weather Words: Wind Gust

Wind gusts are brief bursts of stronger wind caused by atmospheric turbulence and mixing, and they’re often mistaken for sustained winds even though they last only a few seconds.