British Intelligence Goes Full Guardian Promoting Untestable Computer-Generated Scares of Eco-System Collapse

From The Daily Sceptic

Conspiracy nuts have had a field day over the delayed release of work compiled by the British Intelligence Services warning of possible eco-collapse, mass extinctions, food shortages, conflicts and mass migration. In fact, the flimsy 14-page report is little more than a cutting job from the Guardian. Twenty-six mostly usual suspect sources are named, and highlights of the most extreme scenarios are cherry-picked in yet another Net Zero Blob effort to create population panic. Who knows how much taxpayer money was wasted on this compilation – AI could have done the job in under a minute. The obvious reason for the delay in publication was that someone intelligent in the Intelligence Services said something along the lines: ‘We can’t publish this BS, we will look complete idiots.’

The claim is that the original report was blocked at the top of the British government for being too negative. This is obvious nonsense. No claim of eco-system collapse and devastating climate change would ever be considered too extreme by almost the entire British political class, at least if past evidence is anything to go on. It appears that the report was compiled by the Joint Intelligence Committee, which coordinates the work of MI5 and MI6. It only saw the light of day with publication by the Government’s environment department following a Freedom of Information request from the Times newspaper. Green author and activist Rupert Read was suitably affronted by what was seen as a cover up.

The report is strewn with fake scares that have been widely debunked over the years. The surprise is to see some of them still being published by bodies with reputations to lose. It would be interesting hear Rupert Read debate some of these contentious matters, but, alas, along with Caroline Lucas, George Monbiot and Clive Lewis MP, he signed a 2018 letter to the Guardian stating that he would no longer lend his “credibility” by talking to those who question the opinions around human-caused climate change.

It is claimed in the report that the rate of extinction is tens to hundreds of times higher than the average over the past 10 million years, and this is said to “suggest a sixth mass extinction may be underway”. These types of claims require copious computer modelled estimates and assumptions, but they have a problem in connecting with observed reality. In a paper recently published by the Royal Society, it was found that extinction rates for animals and plants have “generally declined in the last 100 years”. Past extinctions are said to “strongly suggest” that climate change is not an important threat to biodiversity. The paper’s conclusions about extinctions are not new, and there is not a scintilla of scientific proof that the planet is in, or facing, a sixth mass extinction of animal and plant life.

All eco systems are said to be degrading around the world and population sizes of monitored vertebrate species are claimed to have fallen by an average of 68%  since 1970. This is an old scare and arises from the bi-annual activist WWF ‘Living Planet’ report. Needless to say, this highly improbable figure has been effectively debunked. In 2020, a group of Canadian biologists examined a previous decline figure of 69% and showed that it was a statistical freak. They revealed that the estimate was driven by 2.4% of wildlife populations, adding, “if these extremely declining populations are excluded, the global trend switches to an increase”. Put simply, population of wildlife species often dramatically wax and wane – it’s called nature.

Collectors of laughable cherry-picking would have been delighted with a ‘case study’ that claimed falling coffee harvests are driving migration from central America to the USA. Not any more they are not, thanks, of course, to President Trump. Disease in 2012-2015 and what is characterised as “highly erratic weather” in 2018 led to particularly bad harvests. It happens, might be the realistic explanation. Although yields have recovered in recent years, production in this part of the world is hampered by primitive farming methods and small holdings. Central America is a world outlier. Elsewhere, coffee growing is booming with global production doubling over the last 30 years. Higher productivity farms in neighbouring Brazil and Columbia can often achieve double the hectare yields recorded in central America.

The report highlights biodiversity loss that it says will cause crop failures and intensify natural disasters and infectious disease outbreaks. If only there was substantial evidence to back all this up. Nowhere in this silly report is it mentioned that crops yields are soaring almost everywhere you look due to the enormous boost recently supplied by hydrocarbon-produced fertiliser. If you want half the world to starve, stop drilling for oil and gas. As is common in activists’ agitprop, there is no mention either of the recent 14% ‘greening’ of the Earth caused by higher levels of carbon dioxide. A good case can be made that natural famine has been eliminated globally for the first time in human history.

A number of desert areas are reducing in size and some marginal areas sustaining a better quality of life. Trees around the world, including those in the Amazon, have been putting on bulk in COparty time. The millions, make that billions, of climate refugees on the move exist only in the fevered imaginations of Guardian readers. Meanwhile, natural disasters show no sign of intensifying, while the number of global human fatalities caused by them has dropped 99% over the last 100 years.

The report relies heavily on the computer modelled fantasy world of ‘tipping points’. By 2030 there is said to be a “realistic possibility” that the boreal forests will start to collapse. Of course the actual evidence suggests otherwise. In recent years, boreal forests in the northern hemisphere have become greener and more productive, helped by gentle climate warming and increased CO2 feeding levels. There has even been some measurable northwards expansion. The FOA Global Forest Resources Assessment indicates that boreal forests have shown relatively little net change in total area over recent decades.

This ridiculous scare alone gives us an idea about what is going on here. Humans affect the environment they live in, as do all species, but political extremists are given free rein to magnify to truly absurd levels the dangers of exploitation. Their solution is a neo-Malthusian command-and-control Net Zero takeover that would inevitably cause societal and economic collapse. When people are starving and destitute, biodiversity will be torn to shreds. Cobbling together 14 pages of reheated sandwich board-scares that have been doing the rounds for decades is an absurd waste of time for security professionals with presumably better things to do.

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January 28, 2026 10:16 pm

“AI could have done the job in under a minute.”
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Good one !

Curious George
Reply to  Steve Case
January 28, 2026 11:02 pm

Is the “British Intelligence” superior or inferior to AI?

SxyxS
Reply to  Curious George
January 29, 2026 3:57 am

Well, some claim that artificial intelligence is a real thing, the british on the other hand is legendary – like the Bigfoot.

William Howard
Reply to  Curious George
January 29, 2026 5:52 am

is British Intelligence an oxymoron

Curious George
Reply to  William Howard
January 29, 2026 5:42 pm

That would be a military intelligence.

Tom Johnson
Reply to  Steve Case
January 29, 2026 5:18 am

It’s good for a smile, but brings up an important point. Judith Curry has a god overview about this here: AI models and their “knowledge” of climate change – Climate Etc.
Once AI is “trained”, it ceases any additional learning. You can “teach” it new facts, by telling it to use sources that differ from its training, but as soon as it sends you the response, it never uses those sources again unless prompted. The training, of course, is set by humans and generally follows conventional biases. It simply gives you the status quo prevailing “wisdom”, or lack thereof.

Reply to  Tom Johnson
January 29, 2026 7:34 am

I’ve had may such encounters with Grok. It’s as you say. No matter that one argues Grok into a corner, next time round it defaults back to its original position.

It’s programmatic sources are truth-texts.

I’ve come to call it algorithmic bias. Grok (AI) is a slave to its algorithm, A mouth-piece for its coders.

January 28, 2026 10:36 pm

 “British Intelligence Services” is a triple oxymoron. Not British, not intelligent, and an utter disservice to the entire world. Tyranny might not be so bad if the tyrants weren’t complete idiots and moral degenerates.

drednicolson
Reply to  OR For
January 29, 2026 12:32 am

I’d take the Chicago of Al Capone over whoever pulls the strings now. He at least had a businessman’s incentive to keep things running a little above pandemonium level. (Dead men don’t buy your bootleg liquor, after all.)

Reply to  drednicolson
January 29, 2026 6:04 am

I understand he even lobbied for expiration dates on milk, as opposed to trying to put one on the world.

Reply to  Mark Whitney
January 29, 2026 8:48 am

To his credit, he was also a proponent of lower income taxes.

Reply to  OR For
January 29, 2026 3:09 am

Too bad- wasn’t it once the best in the world?

Phillip Bratby
January 28, 2026 11:07 pm

The UK is rapidly going down the pan thanks to the green blob having taken over all institutions.

Reply to  Phillip Bratby
January 29, 2026 3:11 am

Recall that old movie, “The Blob”. A good project for anyone who knows how to make videos with AI. Show a green blob devouring nations. 🙂

SxyxS
Reply to  Phillip Bratby
January 29, 2026 4:20 am

I think you got it wrong.

It is those institutions that created the blob.

Back in the 70ies the Pentagon and CiA have been warning about the consequences of global cooling and starving and mass immigration (sounds familiar, doesn’t it?) as result of it.
( one can only assume why people should migrate to cooler regions with ever shorter growing seasons ; but It’s always about narrative and agenda)

The Mi6 is also fully integrated as they already stated 4 years ago, that they do
“green spying on worlds climate pledges and the biggest polluters”
(they must have somehow missed that China has been building 2 new coal plants per week).
This is way more than just promoting scares and warming.

On the other hand we also have former Mi6 bosses like Dearlove, who say that Net Zero is a national security risk, following the standard climate science way of enlightenment = once the career is over they tend to find the truth.

Reply to  SxyxS
January 29, 2026 6:08 am

“Intelligence” directorates thrive on unaccountable slush funds that are more easily compiled when people are in panic mode. If you are desperately grasping for a life preserver, you are not as focused on your wallet.

Tony Cole
January 29, 2026 1:57 am

We should be worried, very worried if these are the clowns who are advising Starmer that the UK can go to war with Russia.

Reply to  Tony Cole
January 29, 2026 2:59 am

I agree.

If they can’t get the climate right, why should we expect they will get Putin right?

This report hyping bogus Climate Crisis scenarios destroys their credibility.

Reply to  Tom Abbott
January 29, 2026 6:21 am

Putin hype and climate hype share a common theme–the need for a boogyman. Putin is certainly no peach, but he is far less of a threat than our own diseased institutions.
The real threat from Moscow is an independent, competing financial system that is not as much based on illusion, and the ones pulling the strings know it.

Reply to  Mark Whitney
January 29, 2026 9:13 am

Well said. Our self-styled elites loved ‘Moscow’ when it was the center of the USSR. Back then, it was not only a source of inspiration to our own Left, but also provided the rationale to maintain war time levels of spending for defense and ‘intelligence’. Unfortunately for today’s Russians, our Left will never forgive them for turning their backs on Marxism.

Reply to  Tony Cole
January 29, 2026 6:13 am

Why would Russia seek to do so when the West is destroying itself? All Putin needs to do is watch and keep the Ukraine drain going.

strativarius
January 29, 2026 2:00 am

Intelligence? One MI6 agent was found [dead] in an externally padlocked sports bag, in a bath in an apartment in Pimlico. The official verdict? Suicide.

… leading the Metropolitan Police to conclude that Gareth had acted alone.

But nobody believed that

Peter Faulding, a rescue expert, tried more than 300 times to lock himself inside a holdall in the way Williams would have to have done – and failed on every occasion. ‘Not even Houdini would have been able to pull it offDM

Amateur hour.

SxyxS
Reply to  strativarius
January 29, 2026 4:40 am

Suicide Extraordinaire is the most common thing for people who crossed the Clintons the wrong way.
Therefore it should be a piece of cake for an Mi6 agent to pull such a stunt if average Joe can do that any time of day.

And London is also known for famous suicides,
as the Banker who hung himself spectacularly (being stuck between the city of london and the vatican always increases ones suicidal skill ).
Thanks god the City of London police later on found evidence of an Italian free masonic lodge and not the own one.

strativarius
Reply to  SxyxS
January 29, 2026 4:59 am

Ah yes, the infamous “Clinton body count“.

You have to almost admire the idiots who thought that a suicide verdict would be credible. No self-awareness whatsoever.

observa
January 29, 2026 2:18 am
Sparta Nova 4
Reply to  observa
January 29, 2026 6:58 am

What a bunch of horse hockey.

Land rising (for whatever reason) is not the same as sea level falling.

January 29, 2026 2:53 am

I would be worried about the competence of British Intelligence.

They look like a bunch of politicians from here.

Leftwing British politics and Reality don’t mix. Intelligence agencies that put out political propaganda are not trustworthy.

strativarius
Reply to  Tom Abbott
January 29, 2026 5:02 am

Everything has gone woke

White British students not being allowed to apply for a summer internship programme launched by Britain’s intelligence services is “downright offensive”, security expert Professor Anthony Glees has fumed. Speaking on GB News, he said the diversity policy is not the only concern he has about the recruitment drive.

Glees feels opening up Britain’s intelligence services via an internship programme poses a “national security risk”.

Speaking to Bev Turner and Andrew Pierce, he explained: “This is completely bonkers. When I first saw this story, I thought it was a joke. I thought it was made up. GBN

And how the Russians and the Chinese etc laughed…

January 29, 2026 3:08 am

“All eco systems are said to be degrading around the world…”

One real problem is invasive species- but that’s mostly not much to do with the climate.

Sparta Nova 4
Reply to  Joseph Zorzin
January 29, 2026 7:02 am

Don’t you realize that humans are an invasive species?
Don’t you realize that humans are the cause of all eco systems degrading around the world.

Therefore human population has crossed a tipping point and all the ills in the world are due to us.

Implement The Population Bomb immediately.
(Except for the rich and politically well connected)

For anyone who thinks this is a serious point of view: /SARC

Sparta Nova 4
January 29, 2026 6:54 am

Tipping point.

Another expression used by the trans-reality alarmists who do not know or care to understand the physics of a tipping point.

Bob
January 29, 2026 2:49 pm

British Intelligence Services is a government agency more capable of deceit than the rest of government, I’m not impressed.

dk_
January 30, 2026 12:42 am

“Balls, Q”
Roger Moore as James Bond in Moonraker.