Charles Rotter
For a brief and revealing moment, the public was told—without irony—that the human brain is now “full of plastic.”

The phrase was not metaphorical. It was literal, repeated across major outlets with the confidence usually reserved for gravity or photosynthesis. Readers were assured that microplastics, and even nanoplastics, had accumulated in brain tissue at concentrations high enough to be weighed, compared, and graphed over time. Some reports helpfully translated this into household imagery, offering estimates equivalent to spoons or teaspoons of plastic lodged in the mind. The implication was unmistakable: modern life had quietly transformed the brain into a synthetic landfill.
The study responsible for this frenzy appeared in a prestigious medical journal, which lent it instant authority.
The press release did the rest. Few journalists paused to ask the most basic question in analytical science: how, exactly, was “plastic” identified inside one of the most lipid-rich organs in the human body? Fewer still asked whether the methods used were capable of distinguishing polymer fragments from ordinary biological molecules that share similar chemical signatures when thermally decomposed. The story was too good to slow down for that.
And that is precisely where the embarrassment begins.
The central claim of the paper was straightforward enough on its face. Using pyrolysis gas chromatography–mass spectrometry (Py-GC-MS), the authors reported detecting polymer signatures—predominantly polyethylene—in samples of human brain tissue collected post-mortem. Concentrations were reported as higher than those found in other organs, and higher than those reported in earlier decades, suggesting accumulation over time. This was framed not merely as detection, but as evidence of increasing exposure and retention in neural tissue.
That framing collapses under even modest scrutiny.
Py-GC-MS is not a magic “plastic detector.” It is a powerful but blunt instrument. The method works by heating a sample until it decomposes, then analyzing the resulting fragments. Those fragments are matched to reference spectra to infer what compounds were present before pyrolysis. This works well when the target material has a distinctive decomposition pattern and the surrounding matrix is simple or well-controlled. Brain tissue is neither.
Human brain tissue is composed largely of lipids—cholesterol, phospholipids, sphingolipids, long-chain fatty acids—many of which, when pyrolyzed, generate hydrocarbons and alkene fragments that overlap substantially with those produced by polyethylene. This is not an obscure technical footnote. It is a known, documented limitation of the method. In lipid-rich matrices, pyrolysis products from biological material can mimic polymer signatures unless digestion, cleanup, and marker selection are exceptionally rigorous.
The critique published in response to the study did not argue about policy, health impacts, or ideology. It argued about chemistry.
Specifically, it pointed out that the reported dominance of polyethylene in brain samples is exactly what one would expect if residual lipids were being misidentified as polymer fragments. The markers used to infer polyethylene presence are not uniquely diagnostic in the context of partially digested brain tissue. Without exhaustive validation—using isotopically labeled controls, orthogonal analytical methods, and demonstrated exclusion of lipid interference—the conclusion that these signals represent plastic rather than biology is speculative at best.
Speculative is not the word used in headlines.
Equally troubling was the handling of contamination controls. Microplastics research lives and dies on blanks. Airborne fibers, laboratory tubing, solvents, filters, gloves, and even lab coats are all sources of polymer contamination. Serious studies devote enormous effort to procedural blanks, field blanks, recovery experiments, and transparent reporting of background levels. The brain paper’s quality control reporting, while present, was insufficient to support the extraordinary claims made on its behalf. This is a methodological shortcoming. But when methodological shortcomings underpin claims of plastic-laden brains, the distinction matters.
Another red flag was the remarkable uniformity of polymer type. Across samples, across organs, across time, polyethylene dominated. Real-world exposure does not work that way. Environmental microplastic mixtures are chemically diverse. Polypropylene, polystyrene, PET, PVC, and various copolymers are ubiquitous. A biological accumulation process that somehow filters out nearly everything except polyethylene would require a mechanism so selective that it would itself be a major discovery. No such mechanism was demonstrated or even proposed. The simpler explanation—that the analytical method preferentially “sees” polyethylene-like pyrolysis products in lipid-rich tissue—was never meaningfully addressed in the public narrative.
This is where the episode shifts from merely flawed to genuinely embarrassing.
Because once the technical critique appeared, it became clear that the most sensational aspect of the claim—the brain itself—was also the most analytically vulnerable. The very property that makes brain tissue interesting for alarmist storytelling, its centrality and sensitivity, is what makes it uniquely difficult to analyze using pyrolysis-based methods. Fat looks like plastic when burned. That is chemistry.
None of this means that microplastics cannot, in principle, reach brain tissue. It means that this particular evidence does not establish that they have, let alone that they accumulate in meaningful quantities, let alone that they cause harm. Detection is not dose. Dose is not pathology. Pathology is not inevitability. Each step requires its own evidence, and skipping steps does not make the staircase shorter; it just makes the fall harder.
The media treatment of the study followed a depressingly familiar pattern. A technically complex paper with severe limitations was distilled into a single shocking sentence. That sentence was repeated, embellished, and illustrated with stock photos of plastic waste. Caveats, where they appeared at all, were buried deep in the text or outsourced to future research. By the time critical responses emerged, the narrative had already done its work. The image of plastic-stuffed brains had entered the cultural bloodstream, immune to correction.
To its credit, some mainstream outlets eventually noticed the problem. Articles began to appear noting that key findings were being challenged, that analytical methods might be misfiring, and that false positives were a serious concern. This was presented as an update, not a reckoning. The original headlines were not retracted. The damage was simply allowed to age.
This is how advocacy ecosystems behave when the conclusion precedes the measurement.
The deeper issue exposed by the brain microplastics episode is a structural incentive problem. There is enormous prestige in being first to claim that a new part of the human body has been “invaded” by modern pollution. There is far less prestige in publishing a careful null result or a paper explaining why a method cannot yet answer the question being asked. Journals reward novelty. Media rewards fear. And so the system reliably produces dramatic claims perched on fragile analytical scaffolding.
Once that scaffolding is examined, the claims wobble.
The embarrassment, then, is not that scientists are studying microplastics in the body. That is a legitimate research question. The embarrassment is that a claim as extraordinary as widespread plastic accumulation in the human brain was allowed to escape into public discourse without being anchored to analytical certainty. The embarrassment is that chemistry was treated as a mere technicality rather than the foundation of the entire conclusion. The embarrassment is that skepticism—real skepticism, the disciplined refusal to accept claims without robust evidence—was framed as denial rather than diligence.
If the brain study had been reported honestly, the story would have been mundane: preliminary measurements using a challenging method in a difficult tissue type suggest possible signals that require extensive validation and independent replication. That story would not have gone viral. It would not have justified sweeping narratives about modernity poisoning the mind. And it would not have served as rhetorical fuel for policy arguments that were already queued up in advance.
Instead, the public was handed a conclusion masquerading as a discovery.
When future readers look back on this episode, they are unlikely to remember the technical details of pyrolysis markers or lipid interference. They will remember the image. And when the image eventually dissolves under the weight of better measurement—and it will—the episode will stand as another example of how easily scientific restraint is abandoned when a frightening story is available for the telling.
That is the cost of ignoring it.


First, we placed a plastic bag over the subjects’ heads to obtain their compliance…
Trash studies never die. As Bayer/Monsanto has discovered with glyphosate. Add in motivated liars, excuse me, liability lawyers, and the well will be truly poisoned. Who
cares that one bad study somehow offsets scores of studies finding no harm.
I sometimes think science education is so bad because of the plaintiff’s bar, who require ignorant juries.
Today’s Daily Mail is claiming that PM2.5 and NO in air pollution increase the incidence of ALS by “up to 30%”. This is from Sweden with rather good air quality. I shudder to think of the ALS rates in China and India – must be close to the leading cause of death.
Mind you, the state of general intelligence in the overall population (especially politicians) did make it all too plausible.
Spencer’s Zeroeth Law: The average adult IQ is less than 100 when one takes into account all the head traumas and brain cells killed by binge drinking and recreational drug use.
I asked Grok: “Using Py-GC-MS, does fat look like plastic.”
Grok: Yes, in Py-GC-MS (pyrolysis-gas chromatography-mass spectrometry), fat (lipids, such as triglycerides or fatty acids) can indeed “look like” certain plastics — particularly polyethylene (PE) — and this is a well-recognized issue in the scientific literature. []
Studies on microplastics in human blood, brain tissue, food, or environmental samples often highlight this exact limitation, sometimes concluding that Py-GC-MS is not reliable for quantifying PE in high-lipid biological samples without additional steps (e.g., lipid removal, better marker selection, or using Py-GC×GC-MS for improved separation). []
Hmmmmm.
Why?
And so what?
Apparently you didn’t read the article, or Mike Jonas’s comment. It looks like you stopped at “I asked Grok” for reasons known only to you. It’s amazing how much more informed you become when you read an entire article or comment and read it to understand the full context. Then you can engage productive critical thinking and maybe even render some constructive analysis beyond “duh…why?” and “umm… so?”
I think you need to do some reading and understanding about what Grok and other AI is actually doing before you start chiding..
I am astonished how many people here, whom I would have expected to have a naturally skeptical bent, eat this nonsense up without doing some due diligence,
There is the old saying about how even a blind squirrel gets lucky some of the time. Exactly what is it that Grok said that you are explicitly taking issue with?
Let me try a different approach. What does anyone think Grok added here?
Is it important that it can emit fluent, articulate text containing a sentiment that happens to suit us? Do we imagine that it somehow understood? Do we imagine its imprimatur is somehow sufficient? And even supposing it did know what it was saying, how is an appeal to Grok different from an appeal to any authority?
Quoting an AI is no better than quoting a web page or a newspaper article you found using an old-fashioned web search.
To be clear, I am not disputing what Grok churned out in this case. It’s not my area of expertise. I am disputing the point of ever quoting AI generated utterances.
Grok (and the others), used like this, is just a labor saving search engine. Instead of having to follow up all the links yourself and summarize them you get the results from that activity at once.
Sometimes, particularly on technical topics, you will be able to find an answer on AI that you would probably never find yourself because though its out there, you don’t know to look for it. Because you don’t know what it is.
Give you an example? I needed to install an application using gtk2 into a Debian Testing installation. To do this you have to compile from source. However the standard configure-make procedures failed with a lot of obscure errors, and I had no idea which were serious, why they were happening or how to correct for them.
AI gave a clear explanation of what the failures were, why they were happening, and how to remedy so that compilation and installation worked. Took about 5 minutes to get it in and working. Left to myself it could have taken,,,, days? A very long time, anyway.
I have had several of these experiences, including it coming back with a chunk of bash script which did the job perfectly, Of course you need to check. And AI can hallucinate – I have also had it propose illegal moves when asked to analyze a chess position, and its produced analysis of the Steinitz variation in the French when asked for lines in the Winaver. So you have to look critically at the results it gives.
The thing to realize is, its not AI that is giving you the answer. The AI engine is just passing on to you in summary and organized form (and occasionally in misunderstood form) what is out there on the net. But that is not a problem with it, that is what makes it so valuable.
In the present case it seems to have found some information about the testing method used in the paper under discussion. So don’t worry about how this was found or by who, check that its real, and worry about whether its right and what the implications are.
Thank you for that explanation. You evidently put a lot of time and care into crafting it, and I do realize you are probably addressing everyone here not just me.
But I understand very well how AI works. And more the point, how it doesn’t. As a counter-example to yours, earlier yesterday morning I was trying to find a document relating to a piece of software I actually wrote. The AI description was horrifyingly wrong in all important details. But it was fluent. It had the sheen of authority. And someone unfamiliar with my software would be led seriously astray.
Then of course there is its inability to exclude obsolete information, precisely because it doesn’t understand anything. More chaff; more noise.
When I have to meticulously chase down its citations to know what it is saying isn’t garbage I am left wondering (notwithstanding your enthusiasm) how the heck I am better off.
I agree that it can hallucinate. I asked it about another chess variation once, and it cited a game played by an English grandmaster. Its reply had an illegal move. Checking further, it claimed it was in a North American league game. Pressed, it finally admitted it had hallucinated, the English grandmaster had never played for the club in question, had not played the game or the variation. And yet the account was very detailed, supposedly he had been very shocked to be defeated by this obscure variation in this supposed game and had sat for some minutes in disbelief at the board afterwards! Totally imaginary, or maybe a compilation of bits of real incidents.
I think the moral about being offered code snippets is, don’t run them unless you really understand what they are doing.
Seems so the plastic was mainly in the brains of three groups:
those who woked out this garbage study
those who published this crap
and those who believed this BS is true
Yes I left out an “r” on purpose.
I blame fossil fuels for all that pseudo science nowadays, must be all that gasoline and glue they’re sniffing, plastic bag included (lol spoiler alert).
Yet, people allow this MSM b******s to wash over them…literally without a second thought…
Yet another reason to not trust academia, experts, professionals and the media.
No one should ever have “trusted” academia (nullius in verba). Groups of experts and professionals do sometimes include nitwits and scoundrels but you go too far if you never trust any of them.
But the media! Go for it. Burn the lot to the ground and start again.
In the words of Reagan, trust but verify. I no longer trust experts and professionals. All you have to do is examine the CAGW and Covid 19 debacles. Nope I have learned my lesson experts and professionals need to clearly prove everything they say.
Or people who think that they are smarter than academics, experts, professionals, or the media?
Was about to say plastic hasn’t hurt Pelosi’s mind that much..
… then I realised….
It’s well known (97% of Science Experts agree) that the Global Climate Catastrophe has caused microplastics from the Pacific Gyre Garbage Patch to invade the brains of many people, especially in under-served (minority) communities, resulting in test score declines and other increasing common cerebral malfunctions. Donald Trump is to blame say most (99.9%) affected observers, according to reliable sources.
Plastic in the lungs, the most logical first destination should come up in hospital figures. As it doesnt seem so i guess plastic in the brain hits that alarm spot quite nicely.
Of course when some people started to have quite dramatic averse reactions to the Covid shots which included the brain this was all supposedly false, yet we are now supposed to eat this plastic in the brain garbage. I guess it all depends what kind of effect you are trying to create..
Why would the lungs be any more likely than the gastrointestinal track?
Minor quibble, Clyde. Missing the general point. The brain makes for a gruesome scare story. Btw, should be “tract”!
So, the 21 authors of the piece screaming about plastic in our brains – will any paper of theirs ever be published again, or could they be guilty of murder when reviewers laugh themselves to death because these halfwits tried to present another paper to be published?
Shouldn’t their names be on a list for scientific stupidity – or worse, as con men? Any paper they submit should have a warning that they have endeavored to scam the public in the past, and should not be taken seriously.
Maybe it’s the only way to stop such nonsense. Blacklisting or suspension of authors who publish scientific papers lacking proper scientific integrity. Who did the peer review by the way? Was there even an analytics expert on Py-GC-MS on board? Such an expert would have known that immediately. Maybe a few Nature Medicine editorial board members should be thrown out.
while good in theory, it smells a lot like what has been done to authors who go against the now faltering climate narrative as well. It’s a tricky path to navigate.
When former top journals like Nature allow such flops to happen, it discredits all science as a whole. How far can this go before these journals get sued for the damage they’ve done?
So, as the climate hysteria loses its scare potential, watch in awe as the alarmists shift seamlessly into the plastics hysteria scare. Both caused by the devil hydrocarbons, of course.
In principle the reality of of large amount of plastic being present or not can be ascertained by processing “blank” samples through the exact same analytical method.
However, the problem is finding human brain samples from before the plastics era. Any that might exist are either seriously decomposed or preserved in formalin which could affect the analytical results.
The paper in question found some samples from 1997-2013, and it reports that these came out lower than the more recent samples.
But 1997-2013 is well into the plastics era of course.
How do we know that the pyrolysis results do not change with the age of the samples, irrespective of any plastics content ? It seems to me this is the crux of the matter.
This area of study needs a lot of work on quality control and specifically sourcing some believable “blank” samples for comparison. Those samples then need to be fed into the process in the same analytical batches as the recent samples and processed at the same time.
Guess what -the original paper alleging the high plastic results is Open Access. Anyone can read it for free.
The second paper critical of that original paper is not open access. You need a subscription to read the whole thing.
Fancy that.
Curious, that. Or maybe not at all inexplicable.
Garbage is free.
Greatly enjoyed this article for both its content and for the commentary on the scientific process in relation to media attention (or lack of it). The media-driven need for ‘explosive’ new revelations is certainly a symptom of humanity’s shift toward emotional vs evidence-based methods of understanding our shared reality.
fear drives the narrative- same play book was used for COVID and mRNA non vaccines
Quick, we need an IPPC (International Panel on Plastic Change) to work on this coming disaster!
All subsidiaries of the Intergovernmental Panel on Pecuniary Collection.
It seems to me that one might have expressed skepticism about this result by simply asking, “What is the chemical pathway by which microplastics, polymers as they are, manage to reach the brain?”
I’ve had the same thought.
Microplastics are not molecular. They’re micron-sized bits. How would micro-solids get into the blood and then penetrate the blood-brain barrier? Are plastic bits taken up by alveolae in the lung? Or by the sinus membrane? Some evidence of absorbance does exist using biological tissue models.
I’ve worked with nanocluster metals – 100 nm particles or smaller. They have such a high surface/volume ratio that they’re pyrophoric in air.
If microplastics became as small as 500 nanometer-sized bits, I’d expect them to be unstable to rapid oxidation in air.
And good sense forces me to add that the problem has only become significant because waste plastic is no longer baled and incinerated. The villain is recycling.
I believe the formal definition of “microplastics” includes particles up to 5mm in diameter. How do particles of that size make it through the blood-brain barrier?
It seems there is a need for a study of studies that use the climate hoax methodology. Generate fear to gain widespread support based on a plausible thesis, develop a hypothesis that uses a model (built to demonstrate the desired outcome regardless of data input) to ‘prove’ the hypothesis, label all criticism as ‘denial’ and/or ‘conspiracy,’ then monetize the public attention for as long as the deception maintains a level of support.
This has worked not just for climate, or microplastics, but child care, publicly-funded transportation, etc., etc.
Excellent commentary! Another question these geniuses who presumably know something about the brain didn’t address is how chains of polyethylene molecules could have crossed the blood-brain barrier that is so restrictive that all large-molecule therapeutics and 98% of small-molecule therapeutics can’t pass into brain tissue from the bloodstream. Brain infections are extremely difficult to treat because the specialized capillaries are so restrictive; a defense mechanism to protect the most important and sensitive organ.
A single ethylene molecule (C2H4) is 0.32 to 0.45 nanometers (nm) in size. By itself, it isn’t plastic. Ethylene has many uses. For example, combined with 80 to 90 percent oxygen, it was used as an anesthetic until less explosive alternatives like nitrous oxide became popular. When it’s polymerized into long changes of ethylene it becomes polyethylene plastic. The blood-brain barrier has an effective pore size of 1.4 to 1.8 nm which would presumably allow passage of polyethylene with up to 5 or 6 monomers–molecules of ethylene. The smallest chains of ethylene in plastics contain hundreds of monomers. There is no way those could pass into the brain. Is a chain of only 5 or 6 monomers even considered “plastic”? Does it have any toxic effects on the brain, even if it was found in brain tissue?
So many important questions that these junior activists didn’t address in this shoddy study in their rush to claim headlines.
Polyethylene in the brain.
Is that regular polyethylene (PE) or high density polyethylene (HDPE)?
A lot of activist are pretty dense. Maybe they have HDPE on the brain? 😎
Just what does the verb “to brin” mean? Does it only apply to GLP-1 drugs?
Now do talc.