Charles Rotter
If anyone ever needed a perfect illustration of how climate obsession has infected even the most sacred realms of human life—medicine—look no further than this earnest study from the European Heart Journal proposing to weigh cardiac procedures not in terms of survival, outcomes, or cost-effectiveness, but by their “carbon footprint.” That’s right. Your surgeon’s scalpel is now competing with the internal combustion engine for the title of “climate criminal.” Who knew the Hippocratic Oath was to be amended: “First, do no harm—to the atmosphere.”
The paper is titled, in all seriousness, “Carbon emission analysis of aortic valve replacement: the environmental footprint of transcatheter vs. surgical procedures.” Let that marinate for a moment. The burning question keeping these academics up at night isn’t how to make cardiac procedures safer or more accessible, but which one expels less CO2—because, clearly, when Grandpa needs a new aortic valve, the number one concern should be his operation’s planetary impact, not, say, his chance of walking out of the hospital alive.
The study measured the “total carbon footprint” of open surgical aortic valve replacement (SAVR) and two flavors of transcatheter procedures (TAVR), tallying up the greenhouse gas output with a precision that, one hopes, they also apply to, say, stopping hemorrhages. The results? SAVR was found to spew a positively scandalous 620–750 kg CO2e (that’s “CO2 equivalent” for the uninitiated), compared to the positively parsimonious 280–360 kg CO2e for TAVR. The authors are quick to note: “The carbon footprint of SAVR is about twice as high as those from OR–TAVR or CATH–TAVR. These findings should potentially be considered when making population level decisions and guidelines moving into the future.”
Let’s put that “scandalous” emission in perspective. For reference, the average round-trip transatlantic flight emits about a ton of CO2 per passenger. In other words, your life-saving open-heart surgery—an event presumably rarer in a person’s life than, say, a weekend in Majorca—emits less than one seat’s share on a flight to Europe and back. Should we start shaming cardiac patients for not taking the train to their operations?
The paper even presents a structured graphical abstract (page 3), visually summarizing the complex journey from preoperative energy use, manufacturing, and laundry (yes, even the hospital linens are suspect) through to the post-operative diet and nutrition. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a flowchart tallying “diet/nutrition” as a source of planetary peril. Notably, the largest slice of this “footprint” comes from the hospital’s HVAC—heating, ventilation, and air conditioning—because as we all know, nothing destroys the polar ice caps quite like a hospital keeping the recovery ward at a humane temperature for elderly cardiac patients.

According to the study, the post-operative ICU and floor care contributed the largest portion of emissions, accounting for “~170 kg CO2e for OR–TAVR (55% of total), 170 kg CO2e for CATH–TAVR (52% of total), and 405 kg CO2e for SAVR (59% of total).” The authors note, apparently without irony, that the “intensive care unit length of stay was a large contributor to the carbon footprint.” One imagines the next logical conclusion: To protect the planet, shouldn’t we shorten—or better yet, eliminate—those pesky ICU stays altogether? Who needs recovery when there’s the climate to consider?
In perhaps the most revealing passage, the authors urge, “These findings should potentially be considered when making population level decisions and guidelines moving into the future.” The implication is unmistakable: Medical professionals should start factoring the supposed planetary benefit of saving a few hundred kilograms of carbon dioxide into the decision-making calculus of who gets what treatment, and when. It’s as if Hippocrates himself should have appended a footnote: “If planetary emissions permit.”
The study’s methodology is a marvel of climate technocracy: life cycle assessment, ISO14067 standards, “primary data (materials, procedures, energies, in the pre-operative, operative, and post-operative setting).” A coefficient of variation of 10% for totals and up to 25% for individual stages is cited—numbers whose precision far outstrips the underlying meaning. One wonders if these bean-counters have ever actually measured the carbon dioxide output of a hospital HVAC system, let alone attributed its “climate impact” to a single patient’s surgery with any real confidence. But no matter—what matters is the illusion of certainty, the patina of scientific rigor, and above all, the unquestioned assumption that reducing emissions, no matter how marginal or irrelevant to human health, is a good in itself.
Let’s be absolutely clear: The notion that aortic valve replacement should be evaluated, let alone rationed, on the basis of carbon emissions is an exercise in anti-human folly. It represents the logical endpoint of a culture that elevates “climate” above every other value—health, dignity, autonomy, even survival. If, as the authors suggest, this logic were followed, one could just as easily propose reducing ICU stays (and thus survival rates) for the elderly to shrink the “footprint,” or skipping surgeries for the most frail patients altogether—after all, the dead emit no carbon.
Not to be outdone by reality, the paper’s Key Take Home Message (page 3) is that “these findings could be considered when making population-level decisions and Guidelines.” Yes, that’s right: The act of slicing open someone’s chest to save their life now stands to be judged by the same metrics as sorting your recycling or driving a hybrid. When the yardstick for medical care is the “carbon cost,” the only logical conclusion is less care for all—because, as any central planner knows, the most effective way to cut emissions is to cut activity altogether. That includes life-saving surgeries.
Is there a single doctor, nurse, or patient alive who genuinely believes the minuscule carbon “savings” from fiddling with valve replacement protocols will do anything for the climate—let alone justify even the slightest compromise in patient care? If so, one must wonder how deep the climate catechism goes in medical school these days. Perhaps they’ll next suggest a panel on “eco-friendly palliative care,” where pain management is replaced by thoughts and prayers for Mother Earth.
The underlying absurdity is captured in the study’s relentless attention to detail: “biological waste, post-operative length of stay, and inhaled anaesthetic gases” are fingered as carbon culprits. The logical next step? Ration the anesthesia, make patients share bandages, and be sure to swap out your MRI for a nice, low-emission stethoscope. The authors stop just short of suggesting patients self-operate to save the emissions from surgeon commutes, but give it another funding cycle.
If anything, this paper serves as a dire warning of the groupthink that has overtaken the professional class. That credentialed medical experts could produce such a study—let alone suggest its findings inform “population-level decisions”—speaks volumes about the level of climate fervor required to abandon basic common sense. When a discipline’s brightest minds earnestly propose balancing the ledger of life and death against a hospital’s utility bill, it’s not science. It’s cult behavior, with all the piety and none of the sense.
In conclusion, the march of climate technocracy into the operating theater should concern anyone who values reason, humanity, or even the most basic arithmetic. When the measure of your medical care is its “emissions intensity,” you can be sure the people in charge have lost the plot. Let’s hope—for everyone’s sake—that the next time Grandpa needs his valve replaced, the doctors are focused on the carbon in his blood, not the carbon in the air. The latter, after all, is far less likely to kill him.
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I forgot to add to my earlier posting. My bypass and valve fix turned out ‘cool’, as they let me go home in four days. Thanks to air conditiioning my surgeon did not drip sweat into my chest cavity. Also, it helped keep the bacterial activity in air, my chest and on surfaces low, while the outside temperature was 92 degrees. I say even getting the idea of researching this matter is totally idiotic. You wonder what the spouse would say when hearing ‘honey, guess what I will be spending the next three months researching!’ There’s probably more than one PhD in that glorious crowd.
We could put an end to trash like this by forcing these knuckledraggers to walk the walk. All the authors, the team that approved the study, those who financed the study, the journal administrators who published the study, the peer reviewers and on and on should be banned from using fossil fuel in any form. Take away their fossil fuel powered transportation, cut off the gas to their home, restrict them to only one home, reduce their electricity to the percent generated by renewables, when renewables aren’t generating cut their power off, the same goes for their work place, no fossil fuel use in any form. I am sick and tired of these pompous clowns.
Rheumatic fever can involve the heart, joints, skin, and brain.
The heart is involved in about half of the cases. Damage to the heart valves, known as rheumatic heart disease (RHD), may lead to valve replacement. Case in point – my wife. Surgery was in December, 2009. Complications followed. The emissions of the average round-trip transatlantic flight sounds about right. She did recover and had 10 good years.
The medical folks could do a lot for humanity by stopping Rheumatic fever.
Well-given that they want to “redefine” death so that they can get transplant organs quicker, and a bioethics board wants to infect everybody with that tick disease that sickens one who eats mammal meat, and -as reported a while back-to hold off or weaken anesthesia during surgery because of greenhouse gases, why should anybody be surprised? When did they quit teaching ethics in med schools? Something which also includes “First do no harm” maybe?
So let’s ban cardiac surgery. If thousands die as a result, such a practice is worth it if saving the planet is the result.
But there is no real evidence that CO2 effects our global slimate system. The AGW hypothesis has been falsified by science.
These pigs at EPA banned a simple rescue inhaler (Maxair) because if affected the ozone layer (not). Now I have to use Albuterol, which raises my blood pressure every time I take it. All I can say is this interference with medical practices has been going on for too long, which makes the AMA a worthless organization more akin to the Mengele Medical Association than to anything that protects patients. Shame on all of them and anybody who supports this stupidity.
What these foolish ghouls don’t tell you is that if my OHS had NOT been done, and I was on the wrong side of the ground, my resulting carbon “bodyprint” would be 550kg! Cheaper to keep me alive!
The Roman army had an effective method of keeping the legions in top shape: decimation. If a cohort needed punishment for not being up to scratch, just execute every tenth man. It’ll keep the remaining 90% honest.
Perhaps this method should be applied to rogue medical cohorts.
In addition, it was the soldiers in the cohors, manipulus, or centuria who had to do the killing of their fellow legionairii.
You really are an exceptionally good writer, Charles!
Good article. Very funny and enjoyable! 🙂
With all of those authors, a natural question is what was the carbon footprint of producing this academic garbage?
Lets identify anyone who supports this stupidity and put them on a list. When they eventually need surgery as a significant proportion of us do, the surgeons should simply note to these isiots that they will operate in accordance with the wishes of the list people. Somehow though, as usual, they mean everyone except them.
I remember reading a story somewhere where a husband forbad painkillers of any form for his wife during labour. As I recall, the outcome was that the marriage finished with the refusal of the wife to agree to the stupid hubby’s suggestion.
I had open heart opp 19 months ago, it was for one CABG and a BAV(bicuspid aortic valve. It is a heart condition where the aortic valve, which normally has three flaps (cusps), has only two. This congenital heart defect) The Drs only found this birth defect when i was 65 years old. i would be dead now if it wert for the opp. Down side is im on blood thinners for rest of my life. They say i could live into my 90s. And im back running 2-3 days a week. Also these opp are not cheap, can cost into the hundreds of thousands. thankfully here in NZ its paid by the government.