by Nick Rendell
“The surprise is not whether the dog plays the piano well or poorly but that it plays it at all!” Dr. Johnson might well have applied this aphorism to Rachel Reeves’s cancellation of the pensioner’s winter fuel allowance. However, in this instance the shock was both that the allowance was cancelled and that it was handled so badly.
As a general rule I’m fine with anything that removes the state from people’s lives. However, the ‘optics’ of this announcement were shockingly dreadful. Why wasn’t it wrapped up with a programme of initiatives, such as confirmation that the triple lock would be retained or alongside details of the forthcoming increase in pensions?
In any case, here is an even greater mystery: why are people who are sat shivering at home in poorly insulated, under-heated social housing paying about twice as much per kWh for off-peak electricity as EV owners, swanning about in their £65,000 Teslas?
You must remember the biblical parable about the widow’s mite. At the temple one day the widow was only able to afford a small charitable donation. She gave her two pennies then quietly slipped away. Meanwhile the rich man made a great show of his large donation, despite it being a sum that he could easily afford.
Well, something like that is happening today in every parish in the country. The widows in this case are mainly the poor little old ladies living in post-War houses and flats with night-storage heaters. Remarkably, there are about 1.4 million homes still using night-storage heaters. The rich men in my parallel parable are the 1.2 million EV drivers, a group not known for understating their contribution to the selfless pursuit of Net Zero, especially when that contribution is funded by subsidies from general taxation and additional charges on everyone else’s energy bills.
Why do I contrast the two groups – the 1.4 million dwellers of sub-optimal housing and 1.2 million drivers of expensive EVs? Because, in many ways they’re comparable, at least in their desire for cheap, off-peak electricity. Surely, you might think, isn’t this where ‘smart meters’ come in? Isn’t the idea that they can differentiate between user groups to provide more tailored tariffs? Alas, the £20bn or so being spent on ‘smart meters’ doesn’t seem to have delivered something quite that smart.
As a kid I remember my dad had a Ford Sierra in ‘burnished gold’. Today, like so much else, the choice of a car’s paint finish has been inverted. Long gone are the days when Henry Ford could say, “you can have any colour you like providing it’s black”. Elon Musk’s customers now seem to say, “paint it any colour you like but to us we will always see it as ‘burnished virtue”.
If our widow with three night-storage heaters could buy off-peak electricity at the same price as EV drivers she’d save about £500 per year – far more than the amount she’s missing out on if she’s no longer collecting the winter fuel allowance.
You may never have given it a moment’s thought, so perhaps it’ll come as a surprise to learn that a single night-storage heater uses about the same amount of electricity as an EV covering about 11,000 miles a year. A study quoted in This is Money suggested that the average number of miles covered by an EV was, at 8,292, slightly lower than the distance covered by the average combustion car. So, for most EV drivers, they’re using less electricity than a single night-storage heater consumes. But of course, while our EV driving eco-warriors tend only to have one EV, our widows have three or four night-storage heaters. While our EV champion is spending less than £200 a year on the 2,750 kWhs of off-peak electricity at 7p per kWh to propel his car 11,000 miles, our widows are getting billed about £350, 75% more, for each of their night-storage heaters.
But it doesn’t have to work this way. The market for EV drivers is pretty competitive with prices in the range of 6.9p to 10p per kWh, as illustrated on the right hand side of the table, nabbed from Martin Lewis’ MoneySavingExpert site and reproduced in Figure 1.
Conversely, as can also be seen in Figure 1, the kWh prices for conventional Economy 7, or “off-peak (night) rate” electricity ranges from 10.95p to 14.85p, in some cases twice as expensive.
Is there something special about ‘EV destined’ off-peak electricity in comparison to Economy-7 electricity ear-marked for our widow’s night-storage heaters? Of course not. There’s absolutely no reason why the electricity companies shouldn’t offer the same price to Economy-7 users as EV users. In fact, Dale Vince’s Ecotricity appears to do just that, well done Dale. So, why doesn’t British Gas or EON do the same?
In general I’m not in favour of regulators. We only have regulators when markets don’t work properly. Self-evidently the electricity market doesn’t work properly. But if we are going to have a regulator why hasn’t it stepped in here and required the energy companies to follow Dale Vince’s lead and not discriminate against the widows and their night-storage heaters in favour of rich men in EVs?
Even more pertinently, why doesn’t Ed Milliband flag up the potential savings if all night-storage heater users switched to Ecotricity?
Why doesn’t Milliband go one step further and encourage our widows to install night-storage heaters? A large-scale national scheme could easily get the installed price down to about £300 for a state-of-the-art unit, about the same cost as the much lamented winter fuel allowance. We’re not short of available night-time electricity which could be priced lower than gas and directly substitute a renewable energy source for a fossil fuel.
Of course, Milliband might argue that rather than messing about with night-storage heaters he wants to install millions of heat pumps. But look at it from the widow’s point of view. If she’s only expecting to live another five or 10 years she’d be mad to squander the money she’s been squirrelling away for her kids on a £25,000 heat-pump installation that would never pay back during her lifetime (if, indeed, they ever pay back during their own lifetime).
Why not go for the low hanging fruit and get night-storage heaters in thousands of homes? Oh, and while we’re at it we could tell the widow that her contribution to ‘climate change’ (assuming she gives a damn) is rather more valuable than that donated by the rich man who just razzed by in his Y-class Tesla.
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I wonder if there’s some way to make the night-storage heaters tell the grid and/or smart meter they are EVs.
If Elon manufactured them you could certainly tell the power company they were Tesla’s.
I’ll bring that up to him next time we have him over for tea.
Teslas.
pedant
Just expend a small amount and buy a poor mans Tesla then apply for the EV rate

How many Enron certificates is one of them worth?
The billion-dollar solar industry’s complex rebate scheme has left hundreds of small businesses chasing debts (msn.com)
Why Are Well-Off EV Owners Charged Half as Much as Poor Pensioners for Off-Peak Electricity?
Because EVs are a pet project for UK climate changers and somehow they have to get the deplorables to buy them in the numbers they’ve projected as they face a united front from carmakers and their union employees that without more slushfunding that aint happening. Cough up or the plant idling and closures begin in earnest.
I’ve always found night storage heaters to be a problem due to the inability to adequately control heat release during the following day.
Never having heard of “night storage heaters”- I googled it and found “A domestic storage heater which uses cheap night time electricity to heat ceramic bricks which then release their heat during the day.”
How cheap will it be when we arrive at net zero nirvana? Night energy will have to be far more expensive unless it includes a significant amount of nuclear.
I DuckDuckGo-ed it with the same answer.
My rate is the same 24/7 for a year. Usually, there is a slight rate increase once per year. Thus & therefore, a ‘night storage heater” be like hen’s teeth.
I wonder if these heaters are in America also? Maybe- can’t keep up with everything going on. I try but it’s hopeless.
FIT rage in Oz and the partly rational partly not perfessor wants a Mountain of cash as usual-
Calls for federal grants on home batteries as energy retailers slammed for ‘un-Australian’ solar payment drops (msn.com)
Altogether now…fickles are cheaper…fickles are cheaper…
Sickles are cheaper.
And pitchforks …
Auto
Nooses aren’t as messy.
Miliband
A very small act
I have a theory about Ed. He was never as clever as his brother and his father didn’t let him forget it. That’s why he keeps coming up with ridiculous ideas (remember the Edstone?) to try and prove himself as worthy.
“We’re not short of available night-time electricity which could be priced lower than gas and directly substitute a renewable energy source for a fossil fuel.”
First of all I wasn’t aware that the electricity from a “renewable energy source” could be directed to these little old ladies and not just used by everyone on the grid using first.
Second we know solar isn’t available at night and wind certainly can’t be guaranteed during the night either.
Last but not least, since when was a “renewable energy source” actually cheaper than gas?
In the UK we still have smart meters that cannot properly communicate with the provider, let alone the huge numbers of consumers who do not want one or cannot have one because of the way electricity reaches them.
The addition of EV eccentric charging tariffs is just further evidence of the mess Britain has made of their once wonderful electricity generation charging methods. Just like with any political football you get chaotic muddles very quickly because politicians have IQ’s at the low end of normal. In the case of Miliband who seems not to think at all then his IQ is irrelevant and that is not good news for the industry whichever way he goes. Starmer has also shown what a dimwit he is. Britain is not a good place for hard workers since right now you get huge sums doing absolutely nowt.
My sister had her ‘smart’ meter installed just about 2 years ago. Below is an image of the first bill she was presented with from this ‘leap forward’ in technology. Yes, it was obviously an error, and yes, her provider corrected it immediately, but she may not have noticed if the error had just been a few pounds. How many have unknowingly overpaid?
What we need to do here, is ‘think outside the box’
There are currently hundreds of thousands of EVs pilling up at dealers car parks because no one wants to buy second hand EVs.
A way to solve this EV issue is to encourage old age pensioners to buy (or be given) the EVs and convert them into stand alone bedrooms parked on the drive of the OAPs house.
The benefit being the EV can then plug into half price electricity to keep grannie and grandpa warm on the long winter nights ahead, as they dose in their new remote warm bedroom on the drive facility.
The other plus being the second hand car showrooms can find places to park their unwanted EVs….
You’re assuming the OAP actually *has* a driveway. A large proportion of houses in England look like this:
Meanwhile, the UK has a lot of gigantic mansions, built during the good old days of world wide empire.
Depends on what they’re dosing themselves with.
The simple answer is that they want us pensioners dead. We are a bloody nuisance . I only worked hard for 50 years without a days unemployment.
If you sleep in your EV there’s a good chance you will die and not from old age.
Meanwhile in EV Utopia the farm animals are beginning to question the pigs-
China’s Highways Paralyzed, Instantly Become EV Parking Lots, Charging Stations Packed Till Night (youtube.com)
and the price and availability of EV fuel-
(137) China’s EV Owners Outraged! It’s a Total Scam – YouTube
There’s scarcely any economic case for EV chargers (Tesla the original exception) given the high fixed cost and limited dispensing capability unlike fuel bowsers so what should consumers expect.
My local library here in north central Wokeachusetts has several EV chargers and guess what the price is for that energy? ZERO! Paid for by the state which has both an income tax and a large sales tax and countless other taxes.
Meanwhile, in the UK relying on public charging will cost you more overall than if you were driving an ICE car; https://www.zap-map.com/ev-stats/charging-price-index
And that would be most people – home chargers are uncommon and that’s not going to change any time soon. According to Lloyds, 44% of UK homes cannot support electric vehicles; https://www.lloydsbankinggroup.com/media/press-releases/2022/lloyds-bank/nearly-half-of-uk-homes-unsuitable-for-electric-cars.html
The UK has c. 300,000 low voltage substations and c.1m feeders with about 450,000 miles of buried cables. About 80% of this network is built for ‘lighting plus’ (c. 1.2KW load) and is not suitable for charging EVs.
It was estimated some years ago that replacing this network would involve digging up all the non motorway roads in the country at a cost of £60bn (more now).
https://v2g.co.uk/2021/05/electric-vehicles-as-energy-smart-appliances/
The state doesn’t pay for anything. Taxpayers do.
In case you didn’t notice- that’s why I mentioned all those state taxes.
I did, but you still said “paid for by the state”.
Well, we’re both right- the state pays it and we pay the state. Or I suppose better- the state channels our money to freeloaders charging their cars. 🙂
What a mess. If the government hadn’t interfered we wouldn’t be talking about this. Without government subsidies, tax preferences and mandates there would be no wind and solar. Without government subsidies, tax preference and mandates there would be no EV market. A properly functioning government would use its regulatory power to insure those who can’t afford expensive anergy aren’t paying more than those who can afford energy at any price. Regulation is a proper job of the government but they sure do a piss poor job of it.
Because that tariff attracts wealthier people to the provider and their overall bill (energy usage) will be quite high and profitable for the company.
Another government program will solve this!
Your EV battery are ours!!
California May Require Bidirectional Charging EVs. That Could Save Lives (msn.com)
so don’t forget to buy a much bigger battery than you need just for transport chumps.