Klaatu barada nikto! “Scientists” warn aliens about our climate “crisis”!

Guest “Don’t these fools watch science fiction movies?’ by David Middleton

New message to aliens will reflect on Earth in danger of climate crisis
By Keith Cooper published 2 days ago

A new attempt to reach out to intelligent life in the universe will broadcast information and music about our environment.

A radio signal designed to bring Earth‘s climate crisis to the attention of alien life will be beamed to the TRAPPIST-1 planetary system in October.

The message has been devised by METI International, a group of scientists, sociologists, historians, anthropologists and artists who have come together with a common belief that humanity would benefit from beaming messages to the stars rather than just waiting to receive a message from aliens. (METI stands for Messaging Extraterrestrial Intelligence, as opposed to SETI, the more passive Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence.) The Goonhilly Satellite Earth Station in Cornwall, U.K., will broadcast the climate-change message on Oct. 4 to coincide with the beginning of World Space Week, which this year has the theme of “Space and Sustainability.”

“Any aliens receiving our message won’t be surprised to hear about our climate crisis,” Douglas Vakoch, President of METI International, told Space.com. “They’ve had decades to observe our plight from afar.”

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Space.com

When I read this, the first thing I thought of was Gort…

I would tell them that when Gort shows up, they need to say “Klaatu barada nikto!”… However, that only worked in the 1951 original… Back when the aliens just wanted to stop us from exporting war into space. This is more like the 2008 remake, in which Gort was an environmental terrorist.

Don’t worry…

Climate models have already wiped out all life in the Trappist-1 system. Well, almost all life…

The announcement of the Trappist-1 system in February, with seven rocky planets orbiting an ultracool dwarf star, sent ripples of excitement through astrobiologists everywhere.

At least three of the planets looked like they were within the star’s “habitable zone” – the region in which water will remain liquid. On that level, at least, the trio seemed like very good candidates for hosting life.

Now, however, 3D climate modelling is dampening expectations, suggesting that at most only one of Trappist-1’s satellites could support life.

The modelling has been completed by Eric Wolf from the Laboratory for Atmospheric and Space Physics at the University of Colorado, Boulder. In doing so, he made the assumption that the seven planets are – or had once been – ocean-covered, with atmospheres comprising nitrogen, carbon-dioxide and water vapour. Orbital and geophysical properties were derived or deduced from collected data.

When Wolf ran the numbers, the results were rather depressing.

“Model results indicate that the inner three planets presently reside interior to the inner edge of the traditional liquid water habitable zone,” he writes in a paper lodged on pre-print site arxiv.

“Thus if water ever existed on the inner planets, they would have undergone a runaway greenhouse and lost their water to space, leaving them dry today.”

The outer three planets, he adds, “fall beyond the maximum CO2 greenhouse outer edge of the habitable zone” and will have entered a lifeless snowball state.

Thus, only the middle planet remains a candidate for hosting life. It could maintain “at least some habitable surface”, Wolf notes, depending on the atmospheric nitrogen levels. If the planet is, in fact, covered in ocean, then “near present day Earth surface temperatures can be maintained”.

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Cosmos

No… Wait… Worry!

I was feeling better, until I read this bit again:

“Thus if water ever existed on the inner planets, they would have undergone a runaway greenhouse and lost their water to space, leaving them dry today.”

The outer three planets, he adds, “fall beyond the maximum CO2 greenhouse outer edge of the habitable zone” and will have entered a lifeless snowball state

Cosmos

We’re a Goldilocks planet to them! Independence Day or Battle: Los Angeles? Either way, we’re screwed!

This just gets funnier and funnier!

If you read on, you’ll find this passage in the subject article:

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The message’s authors hope that this age gap could offer hope for humans facing the climate crisis. If an alien species has managed to survive perhaps millions or even billions of years, then experts assume that they will have long ago solved any climate issues they may have faced and would now exist in a stable society. Hearing from such aliens might give us confidence that we can solve our own climate problems. Furthermore, Vakoch said he thinks that they may be intrigued to hear from a younger species — us — who are experiencing a stage in their development that the aliens’ distant ancestors may also have experienced.

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Space.com

They’re literally reaching out to the Trappistsanians for emotional support because no one here will fix the “climate crisis” for them… While, not realizing that the same climate modelers who convinced them there’s a climate crisis have already wiped out the Trappistsanians with climate models…

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ChuckM
April 21, 2022 6:15 pm

will take 40 years for the signal to arrive there, another 40 for their answer to arrive back. Won’t all life cease to exist by then according to the climate models they worship?

2hotel9
April 21, 2022 6:19 pm

Talk about narcissistic hubris. What a waste of money and time.

Bob
April 21, 2022 6:26 pm

These people are off their rockers.

April 21, 2022 6:30 pm

Finally got it.
Final greens breathe exceeds final oxygen breathe. So we all die. YUP.

April 21, 2022 6:51 pm

‘Any aliens receiving our message won’t be surprised to hear about our climate crisis,” Douglas Vakoch, President of METI Interational, told Space.com. “They’ve had decades to observe our plight from afar.’

Yes, but they’ve also had decades to observe how us earthlings have always managed to knock the stuffing out of meddling aliens.

John the Econ
April 21, 2022 6:55 pm

When these aliens take note of the deterioration of our culture between the time they started receiving signals from earth and this, my fear is that their rational response will be “Nuke it from orbit.”

Andy Espersen
April 21, 2022 6:55 pm

They are mad! They are not connected to our real world. Their minds exist in a dreamy science-fiction movie. It’s just so funny.

April 21, 2022 7:04 pm

They are like the old ailing person you sit next to on the bus/train.

One of life’s early lessons is to not to ask people “how are you?”, if you you don’t want their entire sad history. Not only today, but also every day they see you commuting.

Perhaps, these alleged scientists only want to feel loved by aliens, since they are definitely not getting the support here on Earth.

Give them a microphone with a wire into a box and an on-off switch hooked to a battery. They can spill their pathetic lives, hopes and desires all they want. Tell them their recordings will be automatically fed to their radio antennae broadcasts.

To me, their whole desire is to broadcast “Here are tasty human beings”.

H. D. Hoese
April 21, 2022 7:06 pm

Juvenilization and Statistification light years amplification.

April 21, 2022 7:07 pm

“… experts assume that they will have long ago solved any climate issues”

More likely, they would have developed a real physics and math based understanding of climate systems and would look at us as primitive intellects who don’t yet understand how science should work to establish truth.

TonyL
April 21, 2022 7:15 pm

David Middleton has it right that Gort is not the problem.
That wretched race of giant cockroach type things that looks at the Earth as a mineral resource to be mined out and all animal life on the planet as a food resource to be eaten, that is a problem.

Then we have the Trappist-1 system. That planet is a remarkable example of the theory of evolutionary convgence, both in terms of biology and sociology.In it’s last cultural evolution, the place was a more or less democratic society. That form gave way to a type of democratic socialism which then evolved into a somewhat stable dictatorship which is both brutal and has a decidedly militaristic outlook, which we see today.

This is probably one of the last systems you would want to broadcast a message to. Especially one which demonstrates weakness on our part.
Which from environmentalists, is about what we would expect. They seem to have a special skill for choosing the absolute worst choice from any list of options. This was no different.

marlene
April 21, 2022 7:27 pm

LOL! From the inane to the insane, radical climate activists have trouble keeping their balance.

April 21, 2022 7:31 pm

“A new attempt to reach out to intelligent life….”

A three toed sloth would be more intelligent that these bozos !

April 21, 2022 7:36 pm

They have obviously given up looking for intelligence within their own group of twerps.

And probably looked in “climate change” circles as well.

And found none. !

H.R.
April 21, 2022 7:43 pm

If we assume a spherical cow, then all the rest logically follows.

It’s not so much that they are all nuckin’ futz so much as the scary idea that someone thought it was a good use of our money to fund this.

Just think of how many pancakes could have been made and distributed with those funds.

April 21, 2022 7:56 pm

Yes, but unfortunately the Trappist Monks first invented “The Big Gun” a planet killing weapon used from space. One fine Sabbath afternoon during lent, several of the Trappist Monks nursing hangovers got into a theological fight over the acceptable ingredients in beer, with Trappist Monks on the other side of the planet Trappist-E, and used the big gun to teach those suckers over on the other side a lesson about beer purity … unfortunately “The Big Gun” is not a half-planet killing weapon, it is instead a whole planet killing weapon, thus, it doesn’t really matter which side of Trappist-E a bunch of drunken Monks fighting—over the list of acceptable ingredients in beer—aim The Big Gun at, it kills all the Monks on Trappist-E whether they’re beer purist Trappist-E Monks or just plain ol’ good-enough beer Trappist-E Monks.

ross
April 21, 2022 8:05 pm

If the alien’s were looking for intelligent life they will be disappointed

Dave Fair
April 21, 2022 8:17 pm

What is the basis for the mental masturbators assuming the Trappists are more advanced than us? Have they received radio transmissions?

Margaret LaFranier
April 21, 2022 8:18 pm

Are the Trappistsanians the same ones who published that cookbook, “To Serve Man”?

April 21, 2022 8:21 pm

By the time the Trappists have received this pathetic plea, they will (assuming that they have been paying attention to electronic signals coming from Earth) have watched hundreds of sci-fi movies. In 97 percent of those sci-fi movies, hardy warrior earthlings (and their winsome female sidekicks) succeeded in killing the evil aliens and fighting off their dastardly attacks.

Their reaction is unlikely to be sympathetic to such a warlike, violent, xenophobic race. More likely they will reach out with one of those planet-destroying beams from Star Wars and give us a taste of the mass extinction that we’ve been whining about.

Or perhaps they will pay us a visit, hoping to meet some of those winsome sidekicks.

Alan
April 21, 2022 9:04 pm

Are they sending any quotes from Greta?

dodgy geezer
April 21, 2022 10:30 pm

Perhaps we could propose the construction of an A Ark, a B ark and a C ark..?

H.R.
April 21, 2022 10:36 pm

If aliens communicate with Earth at all it will probably be to offer us an extended warranty for our cars.

Craig from Oz
April 21, 2022 10:38 pm

Klaatu!
Barada!
Nnnnn… necktie… nectar… nickel… noodle. It’s an “N” word, it’s definitely an “N” word!

Craig from Oz
April 21, 2022 10:53 pm

Also, I have played X-COM. The original 90s version that openly hated you and every member of your family and considered MISSION FAILED as all the tutorial you deserved.

What we really need to be doing in relation to aliens is not this METI rubbish. We need to be developing a Skyranger transport that actually has windows in the side!

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