How do you attend a Distant Climate Conference Without Flying?

Guest essay by Eric Worrall

h/t Dr. Willie Soon – Swedish climate messiah Greta Thunberg has a problem. She desperately wants to attend climate conferences in New York (September) and Santiago (December), but unlike most greens she is serious about avoiding air travel.

How do you cross the Atlantic Ocean without flying?

I’ve got a few ideas, but I doubt arriving by luxury transatlantic cruise liner is quite the down to earth minimalist image Greta wants to project.

Some of Greta’s fans have suggested telecommuting, but if this was a solution surely all greens would be telecommuting to climate conferences, instead of scarring their personal consciences with distasteful but ecologically necessary air travel.

I’m sure you are all as keen to help as I am. Perhaps we can all pitch in, help little Greta figure out how to attend those crucial climate conferences in far flung locations, without compromising those heartfelt climate principles which have attracted so much global media attention.

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oebele bruinsma
June 19, 2019 6:04 am

Stop talking and save the exhaled CO2.

Curious George
Reply to  oebele bruinsma
June 19, 2019 9:21 am

Quite the contrary. Does she have a lot to contribute to climate science? Especially on Fridays.

Reply to  Curious George
June 19, 2019 2:45 pm

Little Greta should work hard at school and university.

Essential studies should be earth physics and economics and thinking for ones self.

Provided she has a non progressive professor -(if there is such a thing nowadays).

Maybe then she will be in a position to make a scientific contribution to her “global” warming without bothering to worry about traveling around the world.

In the mean time little Greta should study this little piece of basic science.

https://rogerfromnewzealand.wordpress.com/2018/05/09/ever-been-told-that-the-science-is-settled-with-global-warming-well-read-this-and-decide-for-yourself/

Needless to say, going to this blog involves minimal carbon pollution

Cheers

Roger.

Reply to  Roger Surf
June 19, 2019 4:56 pm

Roger Surf
June 19, 2019 at 2:45 pm

Yes, Roger and she should also study geology and geomorphology so she can learn just how Father Earth really works.

Hot under the collar
Reply to  Curious George
June 19, 2019 3:45 pm

Surely we shouldn’t be seeing images of Greta because manufacturing and powering camera equipment, mobile phones, books and computers requires fossil fuels?

Derek
Reply to  oebele bruinsma
June 19, 2019 9:22 am

They are brain dead. they lie. Tell me how to subvert the masses! Please stop if I’m being bad.Cradle to Grave. Although,fools follow!

Chaswarnertoo
Reply to  oebele bruinsma
June 19, 2019 10:16 am

All ‘progressives’ should stop exhaling ‘polluting’ CO2 right now!

Big T
Reply to  oebele bruinsma
June 19, 2019 11:42 am

Catch a ride on a Swedish submarine. Would only cost, oh around a few million dollars. Al poor gore would cover it.

Alba
Reply to  Big T
June 19, 2019 12:04 pm

Would a Sweidish submarine satisfy her conscience? The submarines of the Swedish Navy use diesel.
“HSwMS Gotland (Gtd) is a defense submarine of the Swedish Navy. It was the first ship of the Gotland-class, which was the first operational submarine class in the world to use air-independent propulsion in the form of Stirling engines which use liquid oxygen and diesel as the propellant.” (Wikipedia)

Earthling2
Reply to  Alba
June 19, 2019 3:29 pm

Diesel is an evil fossil fuel…the worst of the worst because it enables so much other activity like digging up more fossil fuels. Maybe she could purchase an Indulgence from the Pope for her flight offsets. I am sure it would be alright as long as she confesses to her Sin(s).

Jim Masterson
Reply to  Earthling2
June 19, 2019 5:17 pm

However, diesel submarines were the first hybrids. The enviros should love them!

Jim

Reply to  Big T
June 20, 2019 10:00 am

Take the “AOC Train” across the ocean.

Going to be done in 12 years.

Greta will have to miss a few conferences.

The cross-ocean train is a big part of the Green Ordeal.

Fred Hubler
Reply to  Richard Greene
June 24, 2019 11:47 am

“Green Ordeal” … GOD; That’s what they want to play.

Bill P.
Reply to  oebele bruinsma
June 19, 2019 11:44 am

We are witnessing the transition of climate hysteria from the cynical bid for political hegemony it was originally intended to be (the “red-green alliance”) to a jihad led by true-believers who have more faith in their power to tilt the earth on its axis than any religious fanatic ever had in his deity.

This is how “radical” transforms into FANATICAL. Interestingly the first victims aren’t usually the infidels who don’t believe but the older-generation adherents who DON’T BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH.

Just wait. The show-trials of people like Al Gore and Leo DiCaprio will be stunning in scope and ferocity. They’ll be forced into public apology and humiliation shortly before their executions as Enemies of the Planet.

Psion
Reply to  Bill P.
June 19, 2019 9:05 pm

No, Bill. I think people like *us* will be tried and executed before those fanatical masses leading to the civilizations of the planet plunging into a fierce scientific dark age that will last for generations after totalitarian socialists use climate change as an excuse to seize power. Millions will die. Science as practiced by the likes of Dyson, Feynman, and Popper will be a casualty, and the widespread use of modern databases will be sufficient to keep all people under scrutiny the likes of which would have embarrassed Stalin.

The battle is over. The eco-facists have won. They are now ratcheting up the rhetoric to discover who among them will be the first to draw blood.

Reply to  Psion
June 19, 2019 10:58 pm

I do not think so.
They are not armed.
The people they are calling deniers, for the most part, are heavily armed. Here in the US anyway.
How all the people in those other countries let themselves be disarmed after what happened in the first half of the 20th century, I will never understand.

Chaswarnertoo
Reply to  Nicholas McGinley
June 20, 2019 12:27 am

Even here in “ gun free” England the right have military training and own guns and heavy machinery. The Left would be crazy to go violent, Oh…….

Dodgy Geezer
June 19, 2019 6:05 am

Merchant ship passenger? Or work your passage? or charter a sailboat?

Rocketscientist
Reply to  Dodgy Geezer
June 19, 2019 7:30 am

Sailing, swimming or rowing are the only non fossil fueled alternatives, but only in wooden vessel.
Or perhaps she could wait for the next ice age and walk across the North Pacific Land Bridge.
Better yet she could just stay home and perhaps obtain some useful education.

Walter Sobchak
Reply to  Rocketscientist
June 19, 2019 8:25 am

Wooden sail boat with canvas sails. Shouldn’t take more than a month.

Bryan A
Reply to  Walter Sobchak
June 19, 2019 9:59 am

Robot Proxy
Much the same way that ailing students can attand class from the discomfort of a Hospital Bed.
Similar to the Punishment Sam received on Big Brother.
Drive a robot around the venue remotely and still be able to interact without leaving home.

M.Hillridge
Reply to  Walter Sobchak
June 19, 2019 11:53 am

Wooden sailboat.. ..without tar being used.
I guess is gonna be all about swimming anyway.

WoodBoatFan
Reply to  M.Hillridge
June 19, 2019 2:24 pm

“Tar” used on wooden boats is actually Stockholm tar which is made from pine sap – so all organic. But I do take your point.

WXcycles
Reply to  M.Hillridge
June 19, 2019 4:59 pm

Bzzzt! Timber is made of carbon.

Reply to  Walter Sobchak
June 19, 2019 5:00 pm

Walter Sobchak
June 19, 2019 at 8:25 am

Also only lashed together with organically grown hemp. No iron nails made with that dreadful coal allowed. No compass, radio, sat phone or GPS either.

She could set a new trend and really getting the greenies thinking about just how our world really words.

Tim.
Reply to  Alastair Brickell
June 20, 2019 2:38 am

In the earlier days of shipbuilding they used wooden Nails; trennels they called them.

ozspeaksup
Reply to  Walter Sobchak
June 20, 2019 6:18 am

and she should take her parents with her as they sail through the icefree Arctic..please!!

Brent Hargreaves
Reply to  Rocketscientist
June 19, 2019 8:41 am

Swimming. Definitely swimming.

Bloke down the pub
Reply to  Brent Hargreaves
June 19, 2019 9:57 am

From her followers, you’d think that walking there was not beyond her.

toorightmate
Reply to  Brent Hargreaves
June 19, 2019 6:17 pm

Broom. Greta could ride a broom.

tim wells
Reply to  toorightmate
June 23, 2019 4:18 am

The broom belongs to her evil, twisted mother.

Derek
Reply to  Brent Hargreaves
June 20, 2019 2:43 pm

No Brent she can walk on water – she is after all the “climate messiah”

Duane
Reply to  Rocketscientist
June 19, 2019 9:26 am

But sailing in a wooden ship consumes precious rain forests, and sailcloth today is made of man-made fibers made from .. omigosh, petroleum! Or else she could insist on linen canvass, but omigosh that too consumes petroleum fuel and precious water, thousands of gallons for every square meter of canvas. And of course the canvass must be handwoven, since machines and factories are tools of the capitalist devils … which means the canvas must be produced by poor piece workers in sweatshops all over the third world .. which means … … …

The only solution therefore is for her to swim across the ocean, and trust that Gaia will protect her all the way from drowning, dying of exposure, or getting eaten by really big fish, perhaps with the help of her very own squadron of earth-loving dolphins to help her along and fight off the sharks.

I got it – she could announce that she renounces all forms of transport and sustenance, and hopes therefore that Gaia will simply keep her alive to continue her preaching to all those horrible humans who pollute the earth with their .. lives. The implication of that stance, however, is too inhuman to contemplate.

Reply to  Duane
June 19, 2019 11:13 am

have you ever seen the movie Kon-Tiki?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1613750/
It was evidently good enough for ploynesians and for a stubborn Norwegian with a point to prove to cross the Pacific on balsawood rafts like this one https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1613750/mediaviewer/rm1306374912.
Saint Greta could follow suit if she is serious – I hope she knows how to tie knots.

Bryan A
Reply to  Erny72
June 19, 2019 12:07 pm

Kon-Tiki…Haven’t seen the movie but did Reed the book

jono1066
Reply to  Erny72
June 19, 2019 3:31 pm

haven`t seen the movie either but got the book, and the watch

maybe she could just send a letter ( all those trees and energy for pulping and drying), with a photograph (oops, big business and lots of nasty chemicals) of her in it so it could be pinned up on the wall in the auditorium (aargh, energy for cement manufacture , and sand extraction, and… . . and,. . . . and . . . . .,

Bryan A
Reply to  Erny72
June 19, 2019 9:23 pm

Gotta be careful with that Sand Extraction … Sand Extraction leads to Man Camps and such

Greg Cavanagh
Reply to  Erny72
June 20, 2019 2:34 pm

This thing called into Mooloolaba harbour in 1970. I was four years old, but I do remember it. It was distinctly unexciting, was my memory; and I wondered why there was such a buzz about this ugly thing.

https://trove.nla.gov.au/list?id=97908

Clyde Spencer
Reply to  Rocketscientist
June 19, 2019 9:44 am

If she swam, she could do double duty and end up in the Guinness Book of Records, or Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.

Another Paul
Reply to  Clyde Spencer
June 19, 2019 10:06 am

…or earn a Darwin Award

Mike Graebner
Reply to  Another Paul
June 19, 2019 12:45 pm

really LOL

John Tillman
Reply to  Rocketscientist
June 19, 2019 9:54 am

Then 15 year-old Laura Dekker used ketch Guppy’s motor for two days when crossing the Atlantic:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Dekker

Fiona
Reply to  Rocketscientist
June 19, 2019 10:31 am

Like rocket science.

Henry chance
Reply to  Rocketscientist
June 19, 2019 4:20 pm

One of my college degrees was economics. For a graduation present after grad school, I imported a new 30′ sailboat. It was made from polyester resin. The keel cast iron. The Dacron Sails Talk about green virtue. Lot of carbon involved in sailing. 70 mile round trip to the yacht club.

John Tillman
Reply to  Rocketscientist
June 20, 2019 8:38 am

In winter you can walk across the Bering Strait on the sea ice. But she has missed that opportunity.

Vuk
Reply to  Dodgy Geezer
June 19, 2019 8:30 am

Sailing the Viking route to Newfoundland, cycle down to NYC

Tom Gelsthorpe
Reply to  Vuk
June 19, 2019 9:26 am

You can’t cycle from Newfie to the Big Apple without using fossil-fuel-smelted metals, ocean-transported components, and asphalt-paved roads built with diesel-powered equipment.

I’m sure you knew all this — but I’m posting it for the benefit of any virtue-signalers who might not have thought things through.

Y. Knott
Reply to  Tom Gelsthorpe
June 20, 2019 7:38 am

– and Newfoundland’s an island; you can’t cycle to the mainland from there. She’d be better-off sailing to Labrador, there’s a road from Goose Bay, but if she tries cycling that road she’ll get eaten alive by insects (in Summer) or freeze to death (in Winter).

Maybe she should sail all the way to New York. In a really big sailing boat, because she’s against the prevailing winds and the Gulf Stream all the way so it’s going to take a long time, and she’s going to need enough space onboard to stow things to eat.

Still, I respect her actually trying to live-up to her principles – unlike all the “Well I HAVE to fly to all those conferences – how else are we going to SAAAAAVE THE EARTH!!!” types. I consider Greta “honest but misguided”, as opposed to just-about all the rest whom I consider “liars and confidence artists”.

Tom Halla
June 19, 2019 6:08 am

Well, people have used a rowboat to cross the Atlantic. . .

Editor
Reply to  Tom Halla
June 19, 2019 8:39 am

You beat me to it, Tom.

Cheers,
Bob

LdB
Reply to  Tom Halla
June 19, 2019 8:58 am

She probably can’t do that to Australia we have a turn back the boat policy even for climate refugees
https://www.aph.gov.au/About_Parliament/Parliamentary_Departments/Parliamentary_Library/pubs/rp/rp1819/Quick_Guides/BoatTurnbacksSince2001

Thomas Englert
Reply to  Tom Halla
June 19, 2019 10:06 am

Paddle to Buenos Aires, then overland to Santiago.

Chaswarnertoo
Reply to  Tom Halla
June 19, 2019 10:14 am

Rowing with ten beefy rowers will put out a lot more CO2 than flying.

Bryan A
Reply to  Chaswarnertoo
June 19, 2019 2:24 pm

Perhaps Bjorn Lothbrok could give her a spot on his next raiding

June 19, 2019 6:09 am

She shouldt try to walk over the water, at least

Gerald Machnee
Reply to  Krishna Gans
June 19, 2019 9:19 am

Not yet. If she speaks at the meeting she may then be qualified to walk on water.

drednicolson
Reply to  Krishna Gans
June 19, 2019 9:37 am

Possible with pontoon shoes. They’re normally made from petroleum-derived synthetics, but she could hand carve a pair from a cork log. And a natural fiber rope tied between them as a stabilizer, so you don’t do the splits and hit the water crotch-first. And learn to walk with them (more of a shuffle than a walk).

Then, provided she doesn’t run into any rough seas or get mistaken for lunch by sharks, she’ll be home free. 😉

Clyde Spencer
Reply to  drednicolson
June 19, 2019 9:53 am

drednicolson
“Cork log?”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cork_(material)

Bryan A
Reply to  Clyde Spencer
June 19, 2019 2:27 pm

Cork Oak is rather heavy but still floats

Clyde Spencer
Reply to  Bryan A
June 20, 2019 2:27 pm

As do most woods. But, not as well as cork bark.

Another Paul
Reply to  drednicolson
June 19, 2019 10:10 am

“hand carve a pair from a cork log” Harvested with?
“a natural fiber rope” Twisted using?
And how would one transport enough food and water for this trip?

Don Perry
Reply to  Krishna Gans
June 19, 2019 12:38 pm

If she’s the messiah, she ought be able to walk on water.

E J Zuiderwijk
June 19, 2019 6:11 am

The Vikings used to build excellent longboats and sailed and rowed all over the north Atlantic.

So, Greta should build herself a nice replica and organise a dozen able young men to row her to New York, then take the train onwards to Santiago (she will have to walk the section between Panama and Colombia, but that’s a little detail).

Somehow I doubt that she can find a single bloke for her virtue voyage. Women perhaps?

tty
Reply to  E J Zuiderwijk
June 19, 2019 7:56 am

She will have to walk (or rather go by car) a very great deal more than that. There is no internationally connected railway system in South America. Many countries don’t even have a connected network within the country. Even when she gets to the Chilean border there is no longer any railway service to Santiago. I’m not even sure there are any passenger service from Valparaiso to Santiago if she comes by boat.

Reply to  tty
June 19, 2019 9:48 am

Go by car? Good luck charging an EV in South America. Wait, you didn’t mean an ICE powered vehicle, did you? No, no, no, no, no.

She could, though, get a horse or a jackass (but Gore might not be available).

Craig from Oz
Reply to  jtom
June 19, 2019 4:47 pm

Not sure what Gore wears on the end of his limbs, but horses have steel shoes which (spoiler) do not grow on trees.

Also horses fart, and we know what AOC thinks about farty animals.

Reply to  tty
June 19, 2019 10:08 am

If walking, she’ll start soon, passing Russia, China, travel over the Aleutian Islands, than south-east…. 😀

John Tillman
Reply to  tty
June 19, 2019 12:13 pm

There isn’t a passenger train from Valpo to Santiasco, nor from the port of San Antonio.

But there is a proposal to upgrade tracks for high-speed passenger service to both ports from the metropolitan region.

https://www.railjournal.com/regions/central-south-america/new-proposals-to-improve-chilean-inter-city-rail-links/

Alan Tomalty
Reply to  E J Zuiderwijk
June 19, 2019 10:16 am

She should start building her ark now. It will come in handy “when” the icecaps melt and us skeptics all drown in the rising seas .

“In december the United Nations conference of parties, COP25, will be held in Santiago de Chile. And this is pretty much where our future will be decided. ”

Yes our future of either bankruptcy from climate policies or incessant whining about CO2 levels with increasing calls of alarm.

ozspeaksup
Reply to  Alan Tomalty
June 20, 2019 6:24 am

in DEC when its nice and warm..amazing how they time these gabfests

Taphonomic
Reply to  E J Zuiderwijk
June 19, 2019 2:35 pm

I grew up in Chicago and remember seeing this ship:

Viking, the very first Viking ship replica, was built by the Rødsverven shipyard in Sandefjord, Norway. In 1893 it sailed across the Atlantic Ocean to Chicago in the United States for the World’s Columbian Exposition. Formerly located in Lincoln Park, Chicago, Illinois, the Viking is currently undergoing conservation in Geneva, Illinois, United States.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_ship_replica

Hasbeen
June 19, 2019 6:12 am

Good lord. Un like the adult greens, the silly little girl might actually believe the garbage she is preaching.

Francisco
Reply to  Hasbeen
June 19, 2019 6:29 am

She does. Actually does.

Having said that, most adult ‘greens’ do too.

the difference, she’s still innocent, the adults a bunch of slackers that could have educated themselves now and developed some life skills like skepticism.

Kerry Eubanks
Reply to  Hasbeen
June 19, 2019 7:10 am

She’ll grow out of that soon enough I’m guessing. Some of her “adult” travelers will explain how just SOME “anticlimate” activities are perfectly justifiable when you are saving the entire world.

Rocketscientist
Reply to  Hasbeen
June 19, 2019 7:35 am

She is far too ignorant to realize how shamefully she is being used (as are most alarmists).
Eventually her innocence will become an ever weakening excuse for her behavior.

R Shearer
Reply to  Rocketscientist
June 19, 2019 7:56 am

She suffers from mental challenges and is suicidal. That makes her words ring true to the leftists.

commieBob
Reply to  Hasbeen
June 19, 2019 7:36 am

Yes. Three cheers for Greta. We should all have the humility to accept the fact that we are wrong in some of our beliefs. We should respect the fact that others can also be wrong without being evil as a result. So, if Greta is willing to live according to her beliefs, more power to her.

What is not acceptable is to lie and cook data to bolster whatever case you’re trying to make. People who do that are evil. And then there are the garden variety hypocrites like the government of British Columbia (BC) which tries to block Alberta’s pipeline to tide water but then squeals like a stuck pig when Alberta threatens to turn off the taps on petroleum exports to BC. link Those people are evil, Greta is not. She’s just wrong.

PaulS
Reply to  commieBob
June 19, 2019 8:42 am

Well said Bob

PaulS
Reply to  PaulS
June 19, 2019 8:55 am

You gotta give the misguided kid credit for wanting to do the ethical approach

Edith Wenzel
Reply to  PaulS
June 19, 2019 10:30 am

But Bob claims to be a communist? How are any of his comments credible. Greta is being used by adults. She is enjoying the limelight and the money her parents are receiving for her being used as a front.

commieBob
Reply to  Edith Wenzel
June 19, 2019 11:30 am

From the perspective of many of the posters on this blog, I look like a commie.

From the perspective of the postmodern neo-Marxist SJWs, I look like alt-right.

What you see depends on where you stand.

Reply to  ResourceGuy
June 19, 2019 10:37 am

There is an election coming in October.

John the Econ
Reply to  Hasbeen
June 19, 2019 7:54 am

Some day she is going to learn the awful truth that the whole climate change agenda is really just a political mechanism to control the behavior of people that Progressives do not like.

If you think she is depressed now…

sonofametman
Reply to  Hasbeen
June 19, 2019 8:25 am

One of the features of the condition Greta suffers from, is an inability to understand deceit, or that anyone could see things differently . If the sufferer sees the biscuits put in the top drawer, they can’t understand that anyone else would think they were in the bottom drawer, even if the other person had left the room before the biscuits were moved. So yes, she really does believe it.
Climate change is a much more abstract idea than the location of biscuits, but the people she relies on have told it’s real, and she trusts them, and has no way to independently verify the ideas, partly because of her trust, and partly because of the way her brain works once an idea takes hold.
The problem lies with the media, and her parents who have thrust her into the public eye.
She’s being deliberately used, and it’s a disgrace.
Stick a fit adult bloke up as a spokesman for whatever, and the picking apart of his propositions will start, and the opponents will not be kind.
Put a mentally disabled girl in front, and you have a shield. Full-house criticism is simply not permitted. ‘How cruel’ , ‘she’s just a child’, how could you attack an autistic girl’ , etc..
The ploy to use her is utterly cynical and designed to deflect all criticism around the CAGW/CACC hypotheses.
The people organising this are beneath contempt.

Blacksmith
Reply to  sonofametman
June 19, 2019 9:14 am

X100

Gerald Machnee
Reply to  sonofametman
June 19, 2019 9:22 am

I thought you were referring to the Environment Minister in Canada.

Tom Gelsthorpe
Reply to  sonofametman
June 19, 2019 9:29 am

Well said.

Carl Friis-Hansen
Reply to  sonofametman
June 19, 2019 10:37 am

So very true. Shame on her parents, in particular.

paul courtney
Reply to  sonofametman
June 19, 2019 12:37 pm

The obvious response for skeptics would be to find an autistic child on OUR side and put her or him out front for the pressers. But you don’t see that behavior from skeptics. Telling, no?

Grockle
Reply to  sonofametman
June 20, 2019 9:25 am

Toby Young a British journalist has got himself into trouble criticising Greta Thunberg. He has corrected, on social media, a statistical error made by her (or in truth by her minders) and another claim that the West is doing nothing about the supposed climate emergency and further suggested that she is privileged. The usual suspects have of course gone for Toby Young on the grounds that she is beyond criticism as she is only 16 years of age. The green blob seem to be using her as a ‘human shield’ i.e beyond criticism.

June 19, 2019 6:13 am

Virtual Reality meetings would be the most elegant solution. Virtualization of data is the future. If greenies truly want to display complex systems and keep their footprint minimal, they can go virtual in just about every aspect of life. A virtual rig takes only a few amps to run. There are a lot of Hydrocarbons spent in making HMDs, computers, signal etc. but surely not nearly as much as boondoggles. Besides, these guys love to live in their data, why not truly walk the talk?

PaulH
June 19, 2019 6:14 am

Maybe she can invite her friends to a viewing of Ice Age II.

Clarky of Oz
June 19, 2019 6:14 am

We have the appropriate vessel right here in Australia. A barbed wire canoe without a paddle. Most often used for travelling upstream in a certain creek.

Clarky of Oz
Reply to  Clarky of Oz
June 19, 2019 8:19 pm

Oops.

I just remembered barbed wire is made from iron, and nasty, black, dirty, carbonaceous, coal stuff is used in its manufacture. I guess she could use a substitute like blackberry vines.

John Schwartz
June 19, 2019 6:15 am

Paddle.

And, take your time…

ResourceGuy
June 19, 2019 6:16 am

I would suggest booking a low-cost ticket on a sea going oil tanker……in the Gulf of Oman. Don’t forget to pack a veil.

Sciguy54
Reply to  ResourceGuy
June 19, 2019 8:03 am

She could also find a “repositioning” cruise. Cruise lines seasonally move ships from one locale to another to maximize revenue and reduce weather-related risks. These ships usually reposition half-empty so her footprint would be minimized… at least one way.

Do the “greenies” schedule conferences to take advantage of such underutilized resources? What do they look like, farmers?

June 19, 2019 6:17 am

She’ll need strong legs & alot of power-drinks:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_human-powered_aircraft

June 19, 2019 6:18 am

Child abuse by her parents.

Reply to  Simon
June 19, 2019 10:27 am

…. yeah her mother could lend her her broomstick.

Dodgy Geezer
June 19, 2019 6:18 am

I doubt whether WUWT regulars will need reminding of the exploits of Dr Alain Bombard – they are a well-educated bunch!

But for the benefit of occasional viewers, Dr Bombard, in the course of research into survivability at sea for shipwrecked sailors, drifted across the Atlantic in a liferaft, surviving on what food and drink he could obtain on the way. Netted plankton and juices from squeezed fish figured large in his diet. I think it took him about 3 months….

Surely this would be a good introduction to nature as it actually is for environmentalists?

Allan Short
June 19, 2019 6:19 am

How about a Viking Long Ship?

John Bell
June 19, 2019 6:20 am

Dug out canoe and bamboo bicycle, and by foot.

Norman Blanton
June 19, 2019 6:25 am

Is swimming out of the question…

I read about somebody crossing the Atlantic in a barrel.

I guess steerage class on a liner is out of the question.

Could she work her way across on a freighter, not sure what cargo she would be okay with, maybe solar cells from China.

tty
June 19, 2019 6:25 am

Whatever she chooses she is unlikely to find anything causing less CO2 per passenger and mile than a economy class seat on a B747 or A380 unless she can hitch-hike on a tanker or a container-ship, but I am uncertain whether they are allowed to carry passengers. There are plenty of transatlantic cruises, but they use more fuel per passenger mile than aircraft. Possibly she can find somebody taking a sailing-yacht across that is willing to take her along.

Getting from NY to Santiago by land won’t be that easy either. There is the Darien Gap and a few of the intervening countries can also be rather dicey to travel in, particularly for a teenage girl who doesn’t speak spanish. Though undoubtedly some billionaire can sponsor a couple of interpeters/bodyguards and 4WD’s as needed.

John Tillman
Reply to  tty
June 19, 2019 7:34 am

The Darien Gap remains dangerous. A Swedish backpacker was killed in it by FARC narco-Marxists in 2013. The narcotraficantes mistook him for a spy. Despite the supposed Colombia-wide surrender of the narcos, they remain in the Gap, still backed by Venezuela, as FARC has been since Hugo.

Little Greta could perhaps survive the Gap by avoiding it by sea in a sailboat or canoe from Panama to Colombia. There used to be a ferry from the Caribbean coast of Panama to Colombia.

Environmentalists have kept the highway from being extended across the Gap, but also concerns over the spread of hoof and mouth disease from South America to North. The indigenous Indian tribes also oppose a road. African would-be illegal immigrants to the US fly to Ecuador, which has liberal visa laws, enter Colombia, then use the gap to sneak into Panama. Apparently FARC knows they couldn’t pay kidnap ransoms.

Trains are powered by diesel, so after sailing or rowing across the Atlantic, she’ll have to walk or bicycle to Panama from NYC, then again from Colombia to Chile. I guess maybe she could hitchhike without violating the tenets of her religion.

Of course her food and clothing are also due to fossil fuels. Plus shelter and heating and cooling.

Clyde Spencer
Reply to  John Tillman
June 19, 2019 9:57 am

John Tillman
“… she’ll have to walk or bicycle …”
Bicycles are made with the consumption of a lot of fossil fuels!

John Tillman
Reply to  Clyde Spencer
June 19, 2019 12:17 pm

It would be a balsa wood bicycle, with tires of natural rubber, vulcanized with wood fire (I know, more CO2!) and transported by clipper ship.

RayG
Reply to  tty
June 19, 2019 8:15 am

People have bicycled from California and points North to Chile. She can sail from the UK (in a wooden boat as mentioned above), travel on foot or horseback to California and bicycle from there on. She must make sure that there are no carbon fiber components on her bike, nor plastic in the saddle and handle bar grips or cushioning. Actually, the sail boat must use canvas sails, not mylar or dacron, no ferrous metals in the fastenings, etc, etc. In this way she might gain an appreciation for the benefits of a modern society that exists because of affordable and reliable energy.

She must dispose of her smart or cell phone, too.

Rocketscientist
Reply to  RayG
June 19, 2019 9:34 am

…and go naked without artificial heating.

Clyde Spencer
Reply to  tty
June 19, 2019 9:50 am

tty,
But to be fair, the tanker or container-ship is going to make the trip whether she is present or not. So, the CO2 per passenger isn’t a fair metric.

tty
Reply to  Clyde Spencer
June 19, 2019 12:52 pm

On the other hand that is true for an aircraft as well. Losing Greta as a passenger is hardly likely to lead to cancelling a 747 flight.

June 19, 2019 6:27 am

Maybe there’s an amphibious Tesla?

Reply to  Gunga Din
June 19, 2019 7:47 am

You’d figure — if they can be space-faring, surely they can swim. Get MI6’s Q working on it.

ResourceGuy
Reply to  Gunga Din
June 19, 2019 9:03 am

Where there’s a will there’s a tax credit for that.

anorak2
Reply to  Gunga Din
June 19, 2019 12:07 pm

The batteries powering a transatlantic journey would have to be brought along by a huge cargo ship though.

Alan the Brit
June 19, 2019 6:28 am

I have just found two UK pennies in my trouser pockets, she’s welcome to them, although she’d have to collect them herself or perhaps one of her helpers could hop on to a Business Class flight & collect them for her! 😉

Richard of NZ
Reply to  Alan the Brit
June 19, 2019 9:27 am

Old or new pennies? I would doubt that the helpers could accept old pennies because of the waste of resources due to their size.

lee
Reply to  Alan the Brit
June 19, 2019 10:22 pm

I think I have a spare carbon credit around here somewhere.

Gary
June 19, 2019 6:29 am

Row, row, row her boat.

June 19, 2019 6:31 am

A “Flower Powered” kayak?

June 19, 2019 6:32 am

Why does she need to go in person?
Why does she want to go in person?
The more important question is why is it necessary for these conferences to be held in different countries? They should be teleconferencing but then they couldn’t pat themselves on the back.
She could catch the train as far north as possible, canoe or walk across the Arctic circle (or flag down a friendly, cuddly polar bear or walrus if there are any left of course) to Canada, walk to a suitable city to catch a train to New York. Catch bus or train south to Mexico, bus or train across Mexico and other South American countries to Chile. Of course she would have to miss 3 months school to do this.

Reply to  John Collis
June 19, 2019 10:41 am

“… why is it necessary for these conferences to be held in different countries.” It is the United Nations, and they have to spread the wealth.

Rhys Jaggar
Reply to  Retired_Engineer_Jim
June 19, 2019 2:16 pm

Perhaps she could ask Boris to give her a ride on our aircraft-carrier-without-aircraft, as it has already been on diplomatic manoeuvres off New York once?

Then there were some Scots who cycled from USA to Argentina for the 1978 World Cup, which was a bit of a let down after all the effort they made to get there, so they will probably now be wizened old grandads who can advise on cycling from NYC to Santiago, if there is enough time for her to do that….

I guess if there are any sailors in training for the Vendee Globe, they could get her to New York, but sailing round Cape Horn might be a bit rough way of reaching Santiago and rather a detour compared to being a stowaway on some commercial ship using the Panama canal.

Any balloonists prepared to give her a ride? Branson is always up for a bit of publicity, after all….

John Tillman
Reply to  Rhys Jaggar
June 20, 2019 8:10 am

Even hot air balloons require propane, unless she can find a wood-burning one. But even that would release a lot of CO2.

anorak2
Reply to  John Collis
June 19, 2019 12:12 pm

It’s a carreer move by herself or the people who manage her. She found an unlikely niche to make money on, and the only way to keep that model afloat is by remaining in the media focus. She’s done Europe, and given that she says the same things over and over the interest here is waning. America is still unchartered, so that’s where she’s headed.

Alasdair
June 19, 2019 6:33 am

This is the least of her problems. There is the “Meadow” problems she needs to address.

Without fossil fuels It takes 10 men to mow a meadow and probably half a meadow to feed them. A wind turbine needs a meadow or two to produce the energy required.
Maybe she should think about that with the song ringing in her ears.
Sorry don’t have accurate figures here.

June 19, 2019 6:34 am

Row, row, row your boat
Gently cross the ocean
Clean green clean green
Life is carbon free

Chaswarnertoo
Reply to  John Mount
June 20, 2019 12:33 am

Rowing is in no way carbon free. Humans are inefficient engines, putting out 15 times rest CO2 under heavy load.

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