From the “♪ There she is, misssss climatology… ♫” department. You just can’t make this stuff up.
Dr. Roy Spencer advises me of this:
The president of our university forwarded some flashy brochures he received from Virendra Rawat, Indian founder and director of the global “Green Schools” concept. They are auditioning for young females to compete to become “Miss Climate – 2018”.
As the letter states, “winners of this beauty pageant will serve as Global Ambassador of Climate Change”:
Dr. Spencer asks some hilarious questions:
QUESTIONS:
1) Can contestants self-identify as female, 18-25, and of minimum height 5’5″ tall?
2) Is the former IPCC director Rajendra Pachauri involved in this in any way? It sounds like something he’d have some interest in.
3) Will the contestants’ knowledge of global environmental concerns be up to the standards of, say, the world peace concerns of the Miss America contestants?
4) Given the global warming theme, will there be a — ahem — heat level requirement of some type for contestants?
5) Will Anthony Watts enter his dog Kenji in the competition? (At least Kenji is a card-carrying member of the Union of Concerned Scientists).
Perhaps I should, he’s got the hair for it:
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Hey, don’t forget climate wrestling.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/wwe-future-really-female-201147410.html
How about a booty contest?
This seems ripe for sabotage.
Miss Climax Change?
Kenji doesn’t look too happy about suggestions that he participate in such a contest. He may be short but he’s above such things.
Give the whole idea a one legged kick!
Isn’t it ironic, looking for the hottest babe to promote global cooling?
…If it smells, it sells.
And the winner is….
https://media2.picsearch.com/is?bDdwqX2Pgrrz1Xe3kmwXEUAsN7H89L2CaV0VkFHOmwY&height=250
Naomi Oreskes!
(and her little dog too.)
i know that quote! lol
Why even have the pageant? We know how these things go – they’re just going give the win to the girl with the biggest ∆Ts.
Here in Norway, climate change is often referred to as “wetter and wilder”.
Surely, that can’t apply to Miss Climate 2018?
Maybe “Miss Melting Ice Maiden” is better.
Will there be continual adjustments of Miss Climate Change’s statistics or measurement of her UHI effect?
Will there be a “Bobble-Head” competition?
And he self-identifies as being female, 18-25.
Don’t they know that the “Miss America” competition is now going to dress the young ladies in burqas?
I wonder if there will be a Miss Climate 2018 calendar? They could feature the winner and her eleven runner-ups.
I nominate and vote for Rosie O’Donnell! She’s a heavyweight in all things anti-Trump, has name recognition and meets all the criteria for the contestants. She will knock all the other contestants out into left field!
Any swim suit section, burkakini section, or bikini’s,
Yeeeeessssss!! Go for it!!!
This contest makes me think of a valuable field for study. And, of course, your’s truly would be willing to undertake it. Anyway, I’d like to propose a study on how global warming impacts female breast size. It’s quite possibly the only thing I haven’t heard of a climate change study being conducted about. And, I think I should be the first to get my hands on it.
Is Miss Climate pretty? Or else…
contestants to be wearing handmade natural fabric clothes hand sewn , no machines used, no makeup unless its plain mineral foundation ground using mortar n pestle
mascara and eyeliner only allowed to be carbon black from beeswax candles with cotton wicks..
of course the auditoriums will need to be lit with candles..or solar powered leds at most
hmm
nah theyre too energy intensive in manufacture..
candles or nothing.
Miss Congeniality gets latrine duty.
Perfect opportunity for Justine T, to show some leg, flash that heart breaking smile and get the hell out of politics.
Where are the cries of sexism? If a beauty pageant is held in the woods and no one screams sexism, does it still count at a beauty pageant?
Miss Climate Beauty Pageant (no, really)
Reallllllllllleeeee? OMG! Awesome! Everything would be so awesome if we could just all get along and save the climate and the baby whales! He-he-he-he-he-he.
Down with plastic straws!
Just goes to show us there is no propaganda method that those believing in the orthodoxy will go to get the attention of non-believers and skeptics. We know what India wants, lots of dollars from the evil rich capitalist West so they can become evil rich capitalists.
How much do you want to bet the winner doesn’t shave her legs?