Ecosexuals: For Those Times When Hugging a Tree is Not Enough

Memento of last time I did some bush garden work without drenching myself in bug repellent - Ixodes Holocyclus - Australia's Paralysis Tick

Memento of last time I did some bush garden work without drenching myself in bug repellent – Ixodes Holocyclus – Australia’s Paralysis Tick

Guest essay by Eric Worrall

h/t Breitbart – a rising green movement believes they have hit on a way to form a closer bond with nature, to help save the planet.

Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

If you happen to find yourself in Sydney this week, you have the unique opportunity to have sex with the earth. You just need to stop by the “ecosexual bathhouse,” which is currently part of the Syndey LiveWorks Festival of experimental art. The bathhouse is an interactive installation created by artists Loren Kronemyer and Ian Sinclair of Pony Express, who described the work to me as a “no-holds-barred extravaganza meant to dissolve the barriers between species as we descend into oblivion” as the result of our global environmental crisis. But they also see their piece as a part of a much larger ecosexual movement, which they say is gathering momentum around the world.

And they may be right. Jennifer Reed, a PhD candidate in sociology at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, is writing a dissertation on ecosexuality, and says that the number of people who identify as ecosexuals has increased markedly in the past two years. And Google search data confirms that interest in the term has spiked dramatically over the past year. We may look back on 2016 as the year ecosexuality hit the mainstream.

Ecosexuality is a term with wide-ranging definitions, which vary depending on who you ask. Amanda Morgan, a faculty member at the UNLV School of Community Health Sciences who is involved in the ecosexual movement, says that ecosexuality could be measured in a sense not unlike the Kinsey Scale: On one end, it encompasses people who try to use sustainable sex products, or who enjoy skinny dipping and naked hiking. On the other are “people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil,” she said. “There are people who fuck trees, or masturbate under a waterfall.”

Read more: http://www.vice.com/read/ecosexuals-believe-having-sex-with-the-earth-could-save-it

I suspect this weird new craze is more of a temperate forest thing. Where I live, on the southern edge of the Australian tropics, the first thing you do after a walk through the woods, assuming you’ve avoided an encounter with poisonous snakes, crocodiles, dangerous packs of wild dogs, stinging trees, angry kangaroos (seriously!), wild pigs, or in swampy areas like my cousin’s famous “shortcut”, black blood-sucking leeches, is to make sure you haven’t been infested by neurotoxic paralysis ticks.

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Bill P.

Yeah, you know, if something or someone doesn’t get penetrated, what’s the point really?

benofhouston

Well, that might give us a few fewer greens than there were before the craze started.

Greg

Sounds like a great solution for an over populated planet. At least these eco-loonies will soon become an endangered species: Darwin to the rescue !

mike

Gives new meaning to having a woody.
Tree fungii as STD ???

oeman50

I wish I had said that. Thanks for the large laugh.

Philip

Now that’s funny!!

I once read of a case of sexual transmission of the oil from poison ivy.
I’ve seen more than one TV program on the dangers of infection from inhaling
potting soil dust. There’s a reason my garden shed has a stack of disposable
face-masks.

Bill
I would suggest a trip to Arctic for a bit of hugging and …., snow is a bit softer
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/6A8E/production/_92287272_snowballs.jpg
thousands of natural snowballs formed on the beach.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37883003

george e. smith

Well how wonderfully beautiful.
Everybody peeing on the tree in unison, and not a bit of snow to become yellowed.
How special is that ?
g

” people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil,” she said. “There are people who fuck trees, or masturbate under a waterfall.” ”
If you had any doubts about the insanity of agw this should take care of it.

Pop Piasa

That has to be a quote from a book by the former IPCC chair. 🙂

Pop Piasa

You know, the usenet has photos of Russians doing all that stuff!

What are they going to do if their activities actually produce a GMO?!!!

Shades of Green: Tree-huggers, tree-snoggers, tree-fuckers.

stevekeohane
Paul of Alexand

But did the tree consent? What about its rights?

Pop Piasa

Come to think of it, isn’t rape of Gaia what this whole climate thing is supposedly about?

AndyG55

This one seems to be up for it. !!comment image

AndyG55

And this onecomment image

David A

Nope. They just “grab it by the ???”

Pop Piasa

Reminds me of teasing the carpenters at work by calling them “wood butchers”.

george

The only positive thing I can think of – Extinction is guaranteed.

george e. smith

No it isn’t !
I can think of an animal larger than a bread box, and plentiful where if your extinctificated every one that currently exists, and also ALL of the new ones already conceived and undergoing gestation, so that they are totally zeroed out, you would find in say 30 years there would be just as many as there are now.
They also are one of the most useful animals we know of.
G

dan no longer in CA

I went to grade school in a farm town, and that’s a rite of passage from the third grade. It’s a mule of course.

“Fuck Nature” – sounds like an apt slogan for the Green Renewable Energy Movement.

Pop Piasa

I would say mankind is more in line to get f***** in a futile effort to change the climate by taxpayer funding of so-called “renewable energy”. (Come and get me HRC)

Berényi Péter

It looks rather unpleasant, even in the temperate zone.comment image

Scott S

Please tell me that’s photo shopped!

Bryan A

Cherry popped corn and I don’t care
sorry

Samuel C Cogar

Oh my “no”, its an actual photo of a “tree hugging” female enjoying the pleasures of using a recyclable “green-growing” French Tickler …… without destroying its “value” as a food source for th wildlife.

paqyfelyc

seems anal and not female but male to me (because of hands, hairy legs, and pants)

AndyG55

A bit corny , if you ask me. !!

A-maise-ing!

Fin

I just emptied out the freezer.

Greg

I never trust processed food since working in a canning factory. You cannot imagine what you are eating even when people are following the rules and not using your food as a butt plug.
Always buy fresh corn with the leaves still in place !!

I’ve heard of somebody getting cornholed , but …

Berényi Péter

Vera Scroggins is not only promoting incest, she is heavily xenophobic as well. Nice character.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qv2IUc756A&w=560&h=315%5D

paul h

Make sure you don’t buy the corn that’s already shucked at the supermarket.

Louis Hooffstetter

“Ecosexuality is a term with wide-ranging definitions, which vary depending on who you ask.”
It’s a form of mental illness if you ask me.

John M. Ware

Obviously, the writer of that sentence did not know (or care) about objective case; it should read “depending on WHOM you ask.” My opinion is that anyone who tries to impregnate the earth or one of its inhabitants (aside from his wife, of course) deserves what he gets, ticks and all. This “movement” is symbolic, of course; such people would never stoop so low as to do something actually to help the ecosystem.

Retired_Engineer_Jim

“Climate Science (TM) is a term with wide-ranging definitions, which vary depending on who [sic] you ask.”

AndyG55

“covered in potting soil,””
A really good potting soil mix will be chock full of all sorts of BACTERIA, worms and worm castings, rotting vegetation etc etc..
Enjoy that, you bozos, and be careful they don’t crawl up every orifice, and infest your brains…
…… oops.. TOO LATE !!

AndyG55

neurotoxic parasitic ticks…….
Beware…… Green voters are everywhere

AndyG55

“who enjoy skinny dipping ”
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with skinny dipping with the right young lady !!

JustAnOldGuy

At the present time my Body Mass Index precludes ‘skinny dipping’. But I do look fondly back on the days of my youth.

What’s wrong with a little ‘chunky dunking’?

DredNicolson

Don’t forget. Fat floats!

The Skinny Dip1 Season
Available on Prime
Season 1 Available on Prime
2.4 out of 5 stars (18)
A high spirited adventure-seeker from Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada, Eve Kelly doesn’t want to swim alone. As she globe-trots in search of skinny-dipping bliss, Eve recruits people from assorted backgrounds and all walks of life to join her.
Starring:
Eve Kelly
She does an Australia Outback episode .

tony mcleod

Eric, your desperate trolling is making a mockery of this site. I hope you and Anthony are satisfied with the
heights you’ve climbed to this time.

Berényi Péter

It is the movement, which yearns for unseen heights. That much about desperate trolling.
Surrender: The Ecosex Convergence
[ansible@ansible ~]$ whois ecosexconvergence.org | head -19
Domain Name: ECOSEXCONVERGENCE.ORG
Domain ID: D167255940-LROR
WHOIS Server:
Referral URL: http://www.gandi.net
Updated Date: 2015-10-27T22:15:47Z
Creation Date: 2012-12-03T01:46:35Z
Registry Expiry Date: 2017-12-03T01:46:35Z
Sponsoring Registrar: Gandi SAS
Sponsoring Registrar IANA ID: 81
Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientTransferProhibited
Registrant ID: LH2148-GANDI
Registrant Name: Lindsay Hagamen
Registrant Organization:
Registrant Street: 55 Windward Lane
Registrant City: Klickitat
Registrant State/Province: WA
Registrant Postal Code: 98628
Registrant Country: US
Registrant Phone: +1.4133253383

http://ecosexbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Lindsay_Hagamen2-225×300.jpg

Fin

Lindsay Hagemen! It’s over! I saw you on a bristle cone pine Saturday night, you..you..two timing strumpet.
Sugar daddy, eh?

Greg

Some people get very excited about the sex in EcoSex …..

duh, well isn’t that the whole point of using the word SEX to try to make money out of your event ?

How much does it cost?
Sliding Scale: $190-$300

Then on a page featuring a photo of a couple of “loveable” look sheep:

Children and Minors
We ask parents to thoughtfully consider whether this event is appropriate for your child:

Yeah, right !!
But if these looney tunes already have children, I fear it is already too late.

joelobryan

She’s kinda cute. Too bad she has a severe mental illness.

MarkW

Maybe she has a mental illness, or she’s found a good way to make money off of people who do.

DC Cowboy

Methinks you need to catch your breath. In any case, I’m not sure if you really understand the meaning of a ‘troll’. This is more mocking them and having a bit of fun at their expense. To troll them he’d have to post something on an ecosex site because I think it’s highly doubtful that any of them will be reading Anthony’s.
You have to admit, it is a rather … bizarre behavior (and a rather bizarre concept that plants understand and ‘enjoy’ sex as we know it).
In fact, I’m not sure this is not a form of sexual abuse given that plants are not able to communicate consent.

tony mcleod

Probably right Bill, it’s more like plain old garden variety click-bait. But look what end up being posted on a blog that purports to take itself seriously. SMFH.

drednicolson

How dare we be human beings with working senses of humor! What nerve!

Peterg

Since sex for plants is largely a matter of attracting pollinators, so long as you spread some pollen around it would probably be OK.

Greg

How can this be trolling? You clearly do not even know what the term means.
It is important for those of us who still believe in science and logic to be fully aware of what we are up against and once again we realise that ” OMG, it’s worse than we thought”.

Alan Robertson

Disgusting, isn’t it tony mcleod? Here you are, in league with and supportive of the movement of which the buffoons in this article are your fellow travelers and then, someone flips on the light switch.
Exposed, yet again. Those cockroach legs all humping and pumping as fast as they can, looking for that shelter- too late!
We see you and know you for what you are.

catweazle666

Get a life Tony, you boring little man.

AndyG55

poor tony… stuck with a “progressive” sense of humour.

MarkW

Most people don’t think it’s funny when your side is getting ridiculed.
The difference with leftists is that they lack the self awareness needed to not advertise how close the other sides humor has hit.

MarkW

Notice how the trolls get their panties in a wad just because someone posts an article that ridicules members of their team.

Joel Snider

Just reporting on the opposition, there, Tony.

AndyG55

“Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It”
Just another side-band of the LGBTJKGIOGFREKG movement !

Hivemind

I don’t recognise those letters. The ones I do recognise are
Bisexual
Lesbian
Inter-sexual
Gay
Homosexual
Trans-sexual
Or: BLIGHT.

Greg

” Just another side-band of the LGBTJKGIOGFREKG movement ! ”
As the Lord looks down on his creation, he must be considering whether this would not be a good time for a Sodom and Gomorrah reboot.

MarkW

Did I mention that one of my neighbors is building a boat?

Nuclear war is only a motion, a push of a button, a turn of the key, away. It has been said the first time was by water, the second by fire. An ark, doesn’t have to be a boat. The plans don’t reside with one person. Depending on circumstances, if it was just one person the undertaking might not happen. And then there are those that, knowing that, will work very hard to make sure the ark isn’t built. Much in the same way as Dugan Gates, I think, the first person recognized with HIV, decided to spread it among as many people as possible in the belief that the cure would be found if it affected enough people. If the ark isn’t built, destruction won’t happen. I was so hoping to get off this rock in my lifetime. There maybe some beautiful things here, out weighing it are the truly ugly horrible things.
Take this site for example. Who has the time and expertise to counter climate change ? Who has the resources and the official sanction of government ? Try to explain to someone, even intelligent people have a hard time grasping concepts and ideas as to how climate change and the agenda, is wrong.
I think an ark will be built. I don’t know how it’s going to happen given the political state of the world. It’d probably be a gift. Then maybe we shouldn’t leave. Is this the best that the development of life can offer ? Who, in their right mind, would want to repeat this endlessly ?
Eco sex ? Actually dirty and filthy. Why bother taking a shower, just go down to the local sewage plant and frolic in sewage… it a part of the earth… it’s so natural.. ( sarc on the last part here )

Don’t know what the initials “LGBTJKGIOGFREKG” represent, but this appears to be a case of the LGBTQIE – perhaps the LGBTQIESD – where the last two letters SD represent the Seriously Deranged.

Greg

Knowing what the first few letters stand for, I don’t think I want to know about rest of the list. It’s probably better not to ask.

AndyG55

They just keep adding more letters each day.. so difficult to keep up, isn’t it. ! 🙂

MarkW

Doesn’t facebook list about 37 genders?

Luther Bl't

I make it up as I go along. However, you should be able to decipher LGBTOMGWTFROFLMAO. Expand to taste.

H.R.

Luther:
“LGBTJKGIOGFREKG”
QRS…TUV…Double-U…XYZ!

H.R.

Dang! Forgot OMG and WUWT.

mrmethane

I do recall a seasonally appropriate joke about an amorous guy and a pumpkin…

GlenM

Name your favourite vegetable.

oeman50

Recall Animal House where Otter says to Dean Wormer’s wife in the grocery store, “Mine’s bigger.”

As several people have pointed out, such activities are only safely possible where and when humanity has subdued dangerous flora and fauna in the area. The Stupid!….it…..hurts!

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “morning wood”

Greg

Yes, after witnessing the sorry state of humanity during the visit of a bunch of saggy, naked tree huggers, I’m sure the wood in this photo will be in deep morning for the human race.

Flyoverbob

LOL! I hope you meant it to be funny. Reading your post I got a vision of trees crying at about 11:45 AM. You know mourning in the morning before the beasts arrive.

drednicolson

If those trees could speak, they would be saying, “Just cut me down, already.”

gnomish

cacti need love too

A patch of nettles would be great!

Thrown a ten-spot towards AGU expenses into the pot. Don’t spend it all at once. K

Reblogged this on Peddling and Scaling God and Darwin and commented:
You have to get your thrills somehow. Love juxtaposing Vice News and Watts up with That

Paul

The guy on the right of the tree in the middle of the picture……is that Michael Mann?

MikeM

Um, hey guys, I hate to break it to you, but this is not Pandora and you are not Na’vi….

R9ob

Scuzz Twittly has a rude but funny song about this, called,”I got a chainsaw”.

Griff

And what with the sea being full of crocodiles, deadly jellyfish, huge sharks, going in for a dip is hardly an option….

Patrick MJD

“Griff November 5, 2016 at 2:08 am
And what with the sea being full of crocodiles…”
You really are an idiot!

Hivemind

Have you never heard o saltwater crocs?

Patrick MJD

Salt water “crocs” don’t venture out to sea, my main point, they stay close to shore.

AndyG55

Estuarine crocodiles, emptymind !!

tony mcleod

You might want to check things first…
Because of its tendency to travel very long distances at sea, individual saltwater crocodiles have been known to occasionally appear in areas far away from their general range. Vagrant individuals have historically been reported on New Caledonia, Fiji, … and even in the relatively frigid Sea of Japan (thousands of miles from their native territory.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltwater_crocodile

Paul of Alexand

And where, precisely, do,people go for skinny dipping? Not usually very far out to sea.

old44

Because of its tendency to travel very long distances at sea, individual saltwater crocodiles have been known to occasionally appear in areas far away from their general range. Vagrant individuals have historically been reported on New Caledonia, Fiji, and in Asian waters possibly swam with the Kuroshio Current, reaching such as at Iwo Jima, Hachijō-jima, Amami Ōshima, Iriomote-jima (residences by several individuals along Urauchi Riverfrom Bakumatsu to Meiji until being hunted by locals were suggested), pelagic waters off Shima, Mie, Miura Peninsula, and even in the relatively frigid Sea of Japan (thousands of miles from their native territory.
Any other pearls of wisdom for us Patrick?

Patrick MJD

2016 Australia is the California of the 1960’s?

Geoff Sherrington

No Patrick,
Australia today is what Californians can only dream about attaining.
Figuratively, you might have invented synthetic LSD but we get a fine state of mind without it.
You use rubber sex dolls, we have the real item.
You let whacky politics rule your life, we rule the life of the politician.
And so on into the night.
Geoff.

Fin

I was at Callanish (Lewis, Outer Hebrides) a few days ago and a minibus disgorged (gave birth?) to a dozen or so earth types ranging in age from ~ 20 to 70. In no time, one 25 something had her arms around a small standing stone and sobbed her way to ecstasy, while an older portly 50+ had his vials of blue liquid out plus a golden orb the size of a golf ball skewered with a steel needle which made a loud ringing tone when hit against a tall stone. Meanwhile, like an A380 on slow finals, a woman walked up the main axis of the stones with arms outstretched as wings in some sort of reverie. It was a bloody circus.
I was tempted to prise the huggers and ringers off the stones so a few stone snaps were possible (12,000 miles to be there) but plod might have judged it as assault, so a few choice words had to suffice.
Is this the new scene with nutters assaulting historic sites, not to mention doing unmentionable acts on parsnips and cucumbers? I hate to think what some of the stones had decorating them soon after. Yikes!

Patrick MJD
tom s

Love these types of movies. Thanks for the tip, will certainly check it out.

tom s

Looks like there is a remake version on Netflix with Nick Cage but gets poor reviews. I’ll look for the original elsewhere.

tony mcleod

You should see what they do inside churches, there’s drinking of fake blood, make believe cannibalism, all sorts of really weird stuff.

Fin

McLeod, were you adopted?

MarkW

It really is sad the way so many atheists have to go out of their way to display their bigotry and ignorance.

AndyG55

Do the guys on the “home” page picture, ever get wood?

Fred of Greenslopes

Actually, Australian saltwater crocs travel great distances at sea.

Patrick MJD

Seas and estuaries around Australia or internationally? Around Australia I would accept, but an Aussie croc swimming from Adelaide, Australia to Miami, Florida?

pameladragon

There are saltwater crocs in Florida, mostly in the southern part and very rare. But they are out there. People have spotted them in the ICW and in canals. Some skinny-dippers were attacked by two while frolicking in a canal….
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/27/crocodile-attack-florida_n_5720350.html
Sorry for the HuffPo link but this was too onpoint to resist….
http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2013-12-22/news/fl-crocodiles-return-20131222_1_crocodile-lindsey-hord-alligator

Patrick MJD

I bet none of them swam from Australia.

I understand in the advanced stages of syphilis that you go blind and insane. Perhaps too much reliance on eco-homeopathy & other eco-quacker has resulted in endemic venereal disease?

“Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes strikes back!”
Plot – such as it is! – from Wikipaedia.
“Police assistant Lance Boyle is a childish detective who is lumbered with worthless police cases. However, after several murders in a nearby wood that concern Killer Tomatoes, Lance finds himself working alongside Kennedy Johnson, a Tomatologist, to solve the murders.
Nearby, Professor Mortimer Gangreen (John Astin) has begun using subliminal mind control on his talk show, disguised as talk show host Jeronahew. After kidnapping members of the Press and Media, Gangrene and his assistant Igor plot to use his brainwashed Press members, as well as the Subliminal Mind control, to overpower the human race and make the world a planet run by himself and his killer tomatoes.
Following countless killer tomatoes attacks, Lance and Kennedy finally reach Gangrene’s hideout, where they must pit themselves against killer tomatoes, brainwashed newsreaders and a giant Bacon, Lettuce and Human sandwich, of which Kennedy may be a part. With help from FT, (Fuzzy Tomato, from Return of the Killer Tomatoes) Lance rescues Kennedy and Gangreen is defeated, left at the mercy of the hungry killer tomatoes.”
Sorry – I never saw it so don’t know if the villain is Gangreen or Gangrene. I don’t suppose the script writers knew either.

Leo Smith

make sure you haven’t been infested by neurotoxic paralysis tics.
That’s what happens when you read the NYT or the Guardian.

Greg

I would not risk going to their offices but I think it’s safe enough if you’re behind a firewall 😉
I go over to the Guardian everyday to do a daily knit-pick and bug their editorial staff about the lies and misrepresentations they have published that day.
Latest gem is claiming that US has ratified Paris Accord.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/nov/04/paris-climate-change-agreement-enters-into-force
They know it is incorrect, so it is deliberate misinformation : aka a lie.

David S

Screwballs…always screwballs.

Thomho

Sex with nature is all very well but how fo you
know if consent has been granted?

drednicolson

Yes means Yes, No means Yes, Silence means Yes

DonM

You have paid teh $300 and the check was cashed.

Berényi Péter

Ecosexuality This community includes artists, academics, sex workers, sexologists, healers, environmental activists, nature fetishists, gardeners, business people, therapists, lawyers, peace activists, eco-feminists, scientists, educators, (r)evolutionaries, critters and other entities from diverse walks of life.
In the good olden days utilization of cucumbers, bananas, pumpkins &. such as sex toys used to be plain pornograpy. Now it is miraculously transformed into a noble cause (please note explicit presence of “sex workers” in their community). Quite an achievement.
BTW, the concept of “vegan sex toys” is particularly clever.

joelobryan

I think those guys and gals should use 10 kg watermelons as a sex toys and place it where “the sun don’t shine”. Then they would be “one with the watermelon” they want to be.

ozspeaksup

I DO hope they pick trees with DropBears in them;-)
they need culling..(not the bears)

Thomas Graney

I’d like to know if any of them actually get their rocks off while engaging in this activity.

thingodonta

As long as its it’s not on my taxpayer funds

tom s

Yeah, that would be some nasty cleanup.

KenW

thingadonta, gotta read the fine print…
“Ecosexual Bathhouse is supported by the State Government through the Department of Culture and the Arts.”
http://performancespace.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Funding_Logos-and-Branding_DCA_Mono-Pos-300×55.jpg

SMC

I once knew a fellow that slept naked in the woods. He woke up with a tick trying to embed itself in his penis. The medics refused to give him any kind of anesthetic. And we ribbed him about it for several years.

Tom in Florida

Then there was the story about William and Henry, two life long friends who were hiking in the woods one day. Suddenly, Henry screams out in pain telling William to go for help as he was bitten by a snake. William says he will be right back and heads back to town. He rushes into the doctor’s office and tells him to come along as his friend needs help. The Dr asks, “What happened?” and William responded “My friend Henry was bitten by a snake”. The Dr says, “Well, I am tied up with a patient now but can be there in about 10 minutes. In the meantime you should go back and make two small slits over the bite mark and suck out the venom.” “That”, the Dr continues,” will keep Henry from dying before I get there”. So William rushes back to Henry and says “The Dr is on the way but he told me what to do to keep you from dying until he gets here”. Henry says ” Please William help me”. William asks Henry where he was bitten and Henry says ” On the penis”. William hesitates for a moment so Henry asks “What is going to happen to me?” William replies,
“Henry, you gonna die”.

SMC

Good joke. We told it to the fellow as an admonishment not to get bit by a snake. He was not amused. Never could figure out why.

Gamecock

‘Jennifer Reed, a PhD candidate’
You know a “science” paper is suspect when they ascribe unearned degrees. She is a graduate student. Using ‘PhD’ is stolen esteem.

Ed Zuiderwijk

She clearly is already Phoney; now only the Doctor part.

scraft1

Isn’t this a bit much? Repeating a Breitbart article is getting pretty low. Let’s grow up here.

Gamecock

Denigrating an article because it appeared in Breitbart is even lower. Your prejudice is showing.

Griff

Well, this is a humorous piece, so maybe it passes.. but if we are having a serious discussion on climate, then Breitbart is not a place to quote from, any more than something like Heller/Goddard…

Gamecock

The value is in the message, not the messenger.

AndyG55

Griff, you know NOTHING about science or climate…. and you just keep proving it.
Your posts are like those of a 5 year old child, butting into adult conversations

scraft1

This article is a total waste of time and a journalistic low for this blog. If you want to read Breitbart then go to his blog (or whatever it is) and have at it. I would hope that Anthony could do better.

David A

The insanity of the eco leftist nut jobs is actually news; both humorous and tragic.

MarkW

Breitbart is several steps above SkS.

AndyG55

You can tell you are a far-left idea-log.. No sense of humour. 🙂

MarkW

You can always tell when an article hits close to home.
The trolls start whining about how articles like this are below the dignity of WUWT.

Lewis

“Ecosexuality is a term with wide-ranging definitions, which vary depending on who you ask.”
No. It has only one,
As Forest Gump said…..”Stupid is as stupid does,”

observa

“You just need to stop by the “ecosexual bathhouse,” which is currently part of the Syndey LiveWorks Festival of experimental art. The bathhouse is an interactive installation created by artists Loren Kronemyer and Ian Sinclair of Pony Express, who described the work to me as a “no-holds-barred extravaganza meant to dissolve the barriers between species as we descend into oblivion” as the result of our global environmental crisis.”
Speaking of echo-sexual bathhouses, somebody should tell the whales to stop humping-
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/70-whales-spotted-in-one-day-off-the-coast-of-eden/ar-AAjVgtW?ocid=spartandhp
It’s like this Green ecosexuals. The whales are saved and it’s time to join the Krill Liberation Front and make yourselves useful sticking up for the little guy and not leaving it all up to the brave whalers fighting the good fight.
Green murderers!-
http://nzgreenhealth.com/shop/omega-3-products/43-krill-oil-750mg-x-100-capsules.html

The Simpsons already mocked this crazy idea. In season 16, episode 11. (I had to look it up.) This was in 2004/2005.

Chris Nelli

Proper term is VENOMOUS snakes. Snakes contain venom, not poison.

drednicolson

A poison by any other name still f**ks you up.

A poison by another might be Ivy.

tom s

*SIGH*

Pamela Gray

Meh. At least the bathroom solution will be dirt cheap for this one.

Rick

We’ll require new warning signs for bares…groan….
‘If you go down in the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today, you’d better go in disguise’

mrmethane

One of my favorite cartoons shows the now-iconic toilet tissue bear family at the edge of the forest, looking desperate, in front of a sign saying “NO DUMPING”. (Another is the Victoria, BC Times Colonist cartoon about Gary Condit, when “another” intern made headlines. The caption was “Close, but no cigar!”)

DonM

shouldn’t it have been “Close, but no, cigar…”

DonM

just picture:
Algore’s happy smilling face when Bill graced him with the gift of a $100 cigar;
Bill pats him on the shoulder and says “This is a very enjoyable cigar, so enjoy”;
A year later Algore realizes he was never liked … he was a constant joke to Bill… depression sets in;
The only way poor Algore can escape his psycological problems is to go over the dark side and begin conning others … as he was conned;

Logoswrench

If anything demonstrates th worthlessness of the modern PhD it’s a dissertation on ecosex.

Logoswrench

I’m confused. Is this stupid insanity caused by climate change or preventing it?

MarkW

Yes

RAH

Just remember. THEY VOTE!

Frosty

It’s Medieval. In days of old, when knights were bold, and ecosexuals weren’t invented; they’d find a vee, in a convinient tree, and stand there quite contented.

yam

The great thing about being a cult leader is that people pay you to sexually abuse them.
Someone there is doing more than barking up the wrong tree.

The next one is going to be held in Alaska. They could go frolicking with polar bears, entertain grizzly bears beside clear running streams, catch salmon in their mouths, enjoy swarms of flies and mosquitos… oh what a way to have ecosex. A great way to reduce the truly stupid in the world.