Hump day hilarity – Democracy poll toll

Josh writes: There is a delightful story in the UK news this week:

After Internet users overwhelmingly voted to christen Britain’s new $300 million research ship “Boaty McBoatface” in an online naming poll, a government official suggested the name wouldn’t be used.

“There is a process now for us to review all of the public’s choices,” Science Minister Jo Johnson told the BBC Monday, per Newsweek. “Many of them were imaginative, some were more suitable than others.”

BBC host Nicky Campbell exclaimed that the government would “ride roughshod over democracy” if it did not go through with naming the ship “Boaty McBoatface,” which garnered 120,000 votes — four times that of the next closest choice.

More at the BBCGraunMirror and, well, everywhere.

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RexSeven
April 20, 2016 8:03 am

Commie McComface

Reply to  RexSeven
April 20, 2016 1:49 pm

HAHAHA – Beautiful! 😀

Santa Baby
Reply to  RexSeven
April 20, 2016 11:02 pm

I tought climate science was settled?

April 20, 2016 8:04 am

I name this boat “Boaty McBoatface”…

ripshin
Editor
April 20, 2016 8:06 am

Haha…saw this earlier this week, and am glad it made it over to here…too funny!
rip

Paul
April 20, 2016 8:07 am

Now that’s some funny stuff. “Pole Dilemma”, a climate reference?

April 20, 2016 8:12 am

It’s the Good Ship Poley Flop.

Bruce Cobb
April 20, 2016 8:12 am

Old Blighty McBlightface should be proud of “Boaty McBoatface”. Off to do McScience, no doubt.

Patrick MJD
April 20, 2016 8:13 am

I want to see The Queen name it?

Steamboat McGoo
Reply to  Patrick MJD
April 20, 2016 8:51 am

I’d settle for just HEARING Her Majesty say, “Boaty McBoatface”! LOL

Ozwitch
Reply to  Steamboat McGoo
April 20, 2016 2:29 pm

I bet she’d love it actually, she likes a good laugh at the absurd.

Bloke down the pub
Reply to  Patrick MJD
April 20, 2016 9:30 am

Or should McQueen name it.

Reply to  Bloke down the pub
April 20, 2016 10:11 am

Queeny McQueenface.

Tom Halla
April 20, 2016 8:14 am

Until I saw the cartoon, I thought anyone nicknamed “Jo” was female 🙂

Paul
Reply to  Tom Halla
April 20, 2016 12:00 pm

The cartoon cleared that up? You can’t tell anymore.

Reply to  Tom Halla
April 20, 2016 1:46 pm

Not being familiar with British politics, at first I thought it was Trump.

Marcus
April 20, 2016 8:15 am

” Ship of Fools ” seems more apt !

April 20, 2016 8:19 am

Pandering to the Scots.

Steve Taylor
April 20, 2016 8:23 am

“The people have spoken, the bastards”
Dick Tuck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Tuck

Michael S
April 20, 2016 8:24 am

They should dub it “The Flying Wasp”. Judge Smails would be proud.

expat
Reply to  Michael S
April 20, 2016 3:22 pm

Excellent.

April 20, 2016 8:28 am

from the link: “Maybe the people who voted online have correctly grasped the “gravity and importance” of what you’re up to.”
You betcha

lawrence
April 20, 2016 8:30 am

And no doubt should the UK people vote to leave the EU, then the Prime Minister will proclaim ““There is a process now for us to review all of the public’s choices,””

Old England
Reply to  lawrence
April 20, 2016 8:50 am

My prediction is that if the vote is to leave then there will be “exceptional difficulties” in negotiating exit etc which will require a further referendum …. the EU doesn’t do democracy – it won’t stand for an electorate which won’t comply with the EU’s views. The normal practice is to rerun the referendum, and again if necessary until a majority is obtained that ‘agrees’ with the EU stance – then, like climate science, the matter is “Settled”.
And heaven forbid that a member state elects a president that doesn’t toe the EU line – they replace him with an EU placemen who will do exactly what they want (Greece, Italy, Austria).
With Obama’s passion for control regardless of democracy – small wonder that he is campaigning for Britain to remain a subject nation of the EU.

Reply to  Old England
April 20, 2016 9:05 am

Seriously, if the referendum result for ‘Leave’ was to be ignored, there would actually be people on the streets of our cities – it wouldn’t be pleasant. I (completely law-abiding, tax-payer, middle-aged and conformist) would be leading the rioting. I’m not joking.
Obama? He’s gimp. What really annoys me about Americans who can’t help themselves, and need to support Britain staying in the EU, is that they would never, in a million years, allow the US to be ruled over by some combination of states in South America. The idea is totally unthinkable to them (rightly so). And yet they feel the need to open their big mouths and pass some inane, glib comment. Shut the f*ck up, and stick to the problems in your own country.

MarkW
Reply to  Old England
April 20, 2016 9:15 am

As to allowing states south of the border to run the US.
Mexico effectively runs our immigration policy.

Reply to  Old England
April 20, 2016 9:24 am

But you wouldn’t want them running your defence or police! If we stay in the EU, they are going to want access to our defence forces to have an EU military force.

Reply to  Old England
April 20, 2016 10:00 am

A veritable hole in one!

mikec
Reply to  Old England
April 20, 2016 10:44 am

bazzard1959. Please don’t confuse Americans with Obama. Any American who’s knowledgeable realizes that Great Britain shouldn’t stay in the EU under current rules. Keep in mind that Obama hates Englishmen for what you did to Kenya and his dear father [who he meant twice] but, then, he doesn’t like Americans much either.

Reply to  Old England
April 20, 2016 12:42 pm

Mike, no, I won’t confuse the two. I understand he didn’t like the bust of Churchill in the Oval Office.

expat
Reply to  lawrence
April 20, 2016 3:24 pm

Vail Colorado held a similar contest to name a new bridge. The winner? Bob. They went with it. Probably had no choice given the folks who populate Vail so its Bob the bridge.

Bob
Reply to  expat
April 20, 2016 7:45 pm

I thought Microsoft had copyrighted the name Bob?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob

Sleepalot
Reply to  lawrence
April 21, 2016 6:53 am

That was the point of open-door immigration – to swing the referendum. We couldn’t have a referendum until they’d imported enough people to get the desired result.

Robert
April 20, 2016 8:39 am

“The Junk Science Junk” was the obvious choice.

Richard G
Reply to  Robert
April 21, 2016 3:58 am

They could use the ship for junk science junkets.

Steve Oregon
April 20, 2016 8:40 am

If I were in charge……..The Titanice

April 20, 2016 8:51 am

Boaty McBoatface might be the ideal name for a research vessel that carries believers in CO2-controlled climate.

Green Sand
April 20, 2016 8:51 am

In certain UK government funded research centers it has already been aptly dubbed ‘RRS Grant Seeker’

Reply to  Green Sand
April 20, 2016 9:12 am

Green Sand….shouldn’t that be “HMS Grant Seeker” ?
(I don’t know RRS)

Green Sand
Reply to  kokoda
April 20, 2016 9:18 am
indefatigablefrog
Reply to  Green Sand
April 20, 2016 12:27 pm

How weird. That’s almost exactly the joke that I made here on WUWT, yesterday.
The science minister suggested that they needed a name that represented the “spirit of scientific research” (or somesuch thing).
I suggested that then we would have preferred “Rent-Seeker McBoondoggle-face”.
Great minds – and all that.
Or perhaps – little things please little minds. Take yer pick!!

empiresentry
April 20, 2016 8:56 am

Consensus only counts when its approved by the elite non-consensus.

MarkW
Reply to  empiresentry
April 20, 2016 9:17 am

I’ve lost track of the number of times a socialist has lectured on how the will of the majority is paramount and must always be obeyed when the majority agrees with him, only to see the same person take the position there must be limits on democracy when the majority disagrees with him.

Reply to  MarkW
April 20, 2016 9:37 am

Nobody wants THOSE ignorant bastards to run things. All sort of depends on what policy priorities you put in for “those” doesn’t it? I’m no fan of direct democracy but it sure is fun seeing those who are falling all over themselves to distance themselves from Mc Boatface.

MarkW
Reply to  MarkW
April 20, 2016 10:32 am

That’s why the best govt is a small, limited one.
Let the people run their own lives. That way any mistakes that are made are small and self correcting.

Alba
Reply to  MarkW
April 20, 2016 11:23 am

Are you suggesting that the Conservative politician Jo Johnson is a socialist? If not, what is the point of your comment?

Crispin in Waterloo
Reply to  MarkW
April 20, 2016 3:44 pm

MarkW
The problem is the masses are such a rude bunch – completely untrustworthy with actual votes that have meaning. What is needed is an elite, say forming a party of the clever, who will cast the ‘real’ votes so as to guide the unwashed. We could call them ‘super-delegates’.

Ivor Ward
April 20, 2016 9:05 am

It would have been simpler for them to simply name it the “Sir John Franklin” but it matters not now because whatever they call it, it will always be known as Boaty McBoatface.

April 20, 2016 9:11 am

Endurance II.
Shackleton’s Endurance was of course caught in pack ice in the Weddell Sea and crushed.

expat
Reply to  Joel O’Bryan
April 20, 2016 3:27 pm

Why no Shackelton? He made it as well as all the crew.

williamhhowell
Reply to  expat
April 21, 2016 12:14 pm
Javert Chip
April 20, 2016 9:13 am

And politicians wonder why people despise and distrust them.
“Boaty McBoatface” isn’t really any more ludicrous than “Titanic”, named after the Titans of Greek mythology (and unsinkable before it sunk).

MarkW
Reply to  Javert Chip
April 20, 2016 9:19 am

Just to be fair, it was the press that proclaimed the Titanic to be unsinkable, not the owners or builders.
Back then the idea was that the purpose of lifeboats was to ferry passengers to a rescue vessel, which is why they didn’t emphasis having enough lifeboats for all passengers.

Analitik
Reply to  MarkW
April 20, 2016 4:46 pm

On lifeboats, it was suggested that one of the lifeboats on the new vessel should be named Boaty McBoatface as recognition of the public poll result

Patrick MJD
Reply to  MarkW
April 21, 2016 5:53 am

At a time when enough lifeboats were not required by law. Many lifeboats were removed from the original design in favor of…luxury! Esp after bulkhead 6 from the bow. It was also claimed the bulkheads were watertight, they were not.

Michael Maddocks
April 20, 2016 9:27 am

In the same way that tribal shamans gave people the illusion of control over nature, democracy today gives people the illusion of control over the government.

April 20, 2016 9:28 am

The victory of the establishment over populism.
Just think of the pride of the commanding officer of the Boaty McBoatface as he or she crosses the brow, hears the bells, and then over the 1MC (or whatever the British call their intercom), the bosun’s mate announces “Boaty McBoatface Arriving.”

Nylo
April 20, 2016 9:28 am

Actually if it were a democratic thing, “Blas de Lezo” should have won, and it had so much more personality! But they didn’t allow it to continue in the contest (it was in the lead by the time it was removed). After all he did for the British knowledge of the submarine world!

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