Josh writes: New Year is always a time to resolve to do better and maybe recycle stuff from 2015 that’s lying around doing nothing useful. Happy 2016!
H/t to golf charlie for the inspiration 😉
Josh writes: New Year is always a time to resolve to do better and maybe recycle stuff from 2015 that’s lying around doing nothing useful. Happy 2016!
H/t to golf charlie for the inspiration 😉
Guard dog chew toy?
Why would you want to poison your guard dog.
Hee Hee. 🙂
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Wonderful! I love the rather skeptical duck viewing the flood-wall.
Typing this took a very long time. Why?
Pinata!
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Stick ’em in your yard when you need to know the weather (like a weather rock). If you see a shadow, it’s sunny; if they’re blue, it’s cold outside; if they’re wet, it’s raining; if they’re white, it’s snowing; if they’re on their side and rolling around the yard, it’s windy.
Even then, I don’t think I could trust them to tell the truth.
love it, Phil R — lol
I can’t decide which one made me laugh harder….Phil R’s comment or AD Everard’s !!! The best climate science humor is ALWAYS found at WUWT!
Phil R…..I think this is the FIRST time since we bought this house that I am GLAD we have an HOA that does not permit unsightly, disturbing things to be left in the yard!!!!
I see a caveman sitting by a fire warming his hands, with a mile of ice overhead in the background. Another caveman is standing alongside, saying “see, I told you it would change the climate”.
Those anthropogenic warming bias folks (sometimes also referred to as climate scientists) will auto-recycle into global cooling and will do it faster than you can say “kiss a duck”.
John
NOAA/NASA may have already anticipated the coming cooling: ‘Burning fossil fuels produces aerosols which cause cooling’. http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Features/Aerosols/page3.php
Dan Pangburn on January 8, 2016 at 1:39 pm
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Dan Pangburn,
Yeah, get more popcorn ’cause the AGC (Anthropogenic Global Cooling) Opera will be a hell of a funny ‘we are all going to freeze’ show.
That’s cool.
John
Easy! Side-shift them straight into politics, it’s a perfect fit…
I see a caveman sitting on a rock by a fire warming his hands, with a mile of ice overhead in the background. Another caveman is standing alongside, saying “see, I told you it would change the climate”.
…S.H.I.T. is not good for recycling …!
Obviously Marcus you are unfamiliar with traditional agricultural practices. Check with your nearest Extension Agent. It does promote the growth CO2 consuming vegetation. That’s one of the reasons you wash your vegetables before consuming them.
If you had ever seen a PTO driven manure spreader in action you’d be itching to fling them into the hopper.
PTO manure spreader: Wow, that takes me back. As a youth I spent summers on the ancestral family dairy farm. And yes, a few times I was privileged to captain the PTO manure spreader. 🙂
Depends on the type and how you use it Marcus…lol
Hire out to public schools who were talked into replacing dependable heating systems with “bio” fuel systems. Disconnect the heating unit and just have the talking head speak into the heat duct opening.
“….and just have the talking head speak into the heat duct opening”
That would dive me nuts. I couldn’t put up with the BS.
Full Disclosure Statement: Yeah, I had to look up what the word ‘shoogly’ meant.
John
And an oblique reference to this cartoon from a few years ago http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/12/10/friday-funny-the-new-and-improved-4-legged-agw-table/ 😉
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My bad! I’ll try to be better in the future.
Whack-a-Warmist? Y’know – the “whack the critters popping up out of holes” game.
Send them to Wall Street they will fit right in.
One of these days, we’ll turn around and the climate “scientists” won’t be there.
Turns around.
Nope! Still there!
Ship ’em to Antarctica.They can come back when the ice cap has melted.
Not sure about flood defences – as everything they do is full of holes!
ROFLMAO!
+1
Don’t think they would be any good hanging picture on a wall either. All the pictures would tilt in one direction.
But but…sandbags hold back rising water…isnt that part of their old job description?
Good one Josh.
Since we’re having some silly fun… One of my all time favorite Dilbert’s cartoons – Dogbert 2001: http://ext.dilbert.com/strip/2001-03-29
Now THAT, would cause hazardous pollution !
How about we have FREE CHOICE !! If liberals want to voluntarily spend triple the money on their heating bills, great !! If intelligent people want to spend the least amount possible on heating their homes and keeping Gramma safe, AND have money for food, great !! …….Obviously, liberals do not believe in free choice, they think they know whats best for everyone else, even if it kills you personally !! They, of course, are not affected by such Draconian rules, because……It was their idea !!!
Marcus The difference between A Conservative And a Liberal : A Conservatives made their money by working hard for it and would like every one to be rich like them. A Liberal makes their money from hand outs Gov., funding, and keeps everyone very poor which they know will then vote for them. I can never understand, the poorer you are the more they vote Liberal.
Marcus,
Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.
+100
They’re only shocked that another voice is being heard.
Museum pieces.
Good grief, you can’t put them in the compost heap! Goodness knows what would grow when you used it.
Well, I suppose leeks would be OK if Mann was in the compost.
You don’t need to compost them…they’re already full of the end product.
Pure Fungus…What else grows in deep SHiT ??
I assume from the flood one, that we have homogenised them all to make them all look alike?
Apparently someone also did that to the table leg that was shorter!
lol — Junk Scientists Recycling Company brochure:
“Bring in your old AGW climate scientists and we will….
— HOMOGENIZE!! (best when everyone looks the same)
— CHOP OFF THE LEGS OF THE OLD AND TALL
— ADD 18 INCHES TO THE HEIGHT OF THE YOUNG AND SHORT
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Janice is right Paul-adjust, homogenize, distribute, repeat. Thats what they respond the most enthusiastically to! They are like the CO2 molecules in the atmosphere of science…right? 🙂
Question – What to do with now unless climate scientists who are of the kind with bias that requires there must be large and dangerous GW from fossil fuels?
Answer – Leave them be, ignore them, the free marketplace will relocate them in suitable jobs.
For instance, they have proven by their climate
sciencestories (aka popular scary mythologies) that they would make great supernatural fantasy writers for edgy graphic novels. Marvel Comics will take a good share of them.Capitalism of the laissez faire sort is the ultimate recycler of human resources.
John