Friday funny – Don't Ever Name It A Lull

Josh writes: Lots of news about science ending The Pause – so what will they call it next?

DENIAL_scrAs an extra bonus distraction why not think up what D.E.N.I.A.L. might stand for?

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Reg Nelson
June 5, 2015 9:46 am

Desperate
Environmental
Numskulls
Invariably
Adjust
Large

TYoke
Reply to  Reg Nelson
June 5, 2015 6:31 pm

How about
Desperate
Environmental
Numskulls
Invariably
Abandon
Logic

TYoke
Reply to  TYoke
June 5, 2015 6:32 pm

Desperate
Environmental
Numskulls
Inevitably
Abandon
Logic

kim
June 5, 2015 9:48 am

Don’t let this lulz you into being unwherey.
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Janice Moore
Reply to  kim
June 5, 2015 10:04 am

Good advice, Kim 🙂
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(For first language not = English readers: “lull” and “unwary” (if I understood her or him correctly).
Re: if the spelling was intentional, the deep humor of “lulz” and “unwherey” — well, of COURSE it’s “deep,” if I don’t get it, lol — is beyond me.

William Astley
June 5, 2015 9:58 am

I concur with S.G. (See Goddard’s graph showing the ever widening different from GISS and one of the satellite data bases RSS).
The cult of CAGW have unashamedly, unequivocally abandoned the scientific method. The cult of CAGW have now moved to complete (100%) fabrication/data manipulation/adjustments to support the cult’s beliefs and agenda.
.
The NOAA GISS super adjusted temperature data base has been adjusted and manipulated (dropping of rural temperature stations, dropping of high altitude stations, (3000 stations to 1000 stations) and then unexplained adjustment of past temperature data have been applied, up and down to increase the rate of rise) to produce a graph for propaganda purposes.
GISS is the go to sciency temperature ‘graph’ for the cult of CAGW displays. It is now painfully obvious based on the difference of multiple independent satellite temperature data sources (the independent satellite data agree with each other and do not support the GISS sciency shenanigans) that GISS has been produced by D.E.N.D.I.A.L. to push/justify CAGW policy changes and to push green scams, with the unintentional consequences of mutually assured economic destruction.
http://realclimatescience.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/ScreenHunter_2259-Jun.-05-09.29.gif
https://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/
D_ Dopey
E_ Excuses
N_ A(N)D
I_ Impossible
A_ Analysis
L_ Limited
The climate wars are about to enter a new phase. There is now unequivocal observational evidence of high latitude cooling, both poles. Scary global cooling will get the attention of both the public and the media. Scary in your face global cooling is a game changer. In response to global cooling scientists, politicians, and media bellwethers will one by one abandon the cult of CAGW.
P.S. The cult of CAGW had made a big deal concerning the past warming of the Greenland Ice sheet (unexplained amplification of AGW, the canary and so on). The cult of CAGW have ignored the fact that the majority of the AGW warming should (based on greenhouse gas theory and the general circulation models GCM) be in the tropics where there is the most amount of long wave radiation emitted to space prior to the rise in atmospheric CO2. There of course almost no warming in the tropics. All of the majority of the warming has been in high latitude regions.
The cult of CAGW also ignored the fact that there are cycles of high latitude warming and cooling (both hemispheres that correlate with solar cycle changes) in the paleo record. The fact that there has been almost no warming in the tropics supports the assertion that the majority of the warming in the last 150 years was not due to AGW. As the solar cycle has been interrupted (which will be the biggest science story of the 21st century), if the past is a guide to future, the planet will cool. The question is how much and how fast. No need to speculate, as to what will happen next to planetary temperature, we can watch it unfold real time.
https://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2015/06/05/alarmists-face-disaster-in-greenland/
http://www.ospo.noaa.gov/data/sst/anomaly/2015/anomnight.6.4.2015.gif
http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/IMAGES/seaice.anomaly.antarctic.png

Janice Moore
Reply to  William Astley
June 5, 2015 11:21 am

Hear, hear! (((applause, applause))) Well said, Mr. Astley.

June 5, 2015 9:59 am

Again, it would have been really funny if it wasn’t so sad.
(actually, it is REALLY funny!).

phlogiston
June 5, 2015 10:00 am

Denial means apocalyptic narcissism:
De
End is
Nigh
I
Am
Legend

Alan Watt, Climate Denialist Level 7
Reply to  cartoonsbyjosh
June 5, 2015 10:11 am

I agree. Jimbo: are you keeping this list somewhere?

Janice Moore
Reply to  cartoonsbyjosh
June 5, 2015 11:19 am

And thank you, Josh, for creating the delightful opportunity for some FUN (at the Climate Clowns’ (this data trick is REALLY low-brow — what a bunch of buffoons) expense)!
#(:))

Louis Hunt
June 5, 2015 10:49 am

Den of Evil Non-scientists Invalidating Alarmist Lies

Ben Howiso
June 5, 2015 10:57 am

When I was a boy I studied science in school – I had to show my work. When I got it wrong my teacher always let me go back and change the numbers on my work sheet to show how I got my answer. Eventually she would get impatient and just say “Never Mind” and give me an ‘F’. I see that I am not alone.

E.M.Smith
Editor
Reply to  Ben Howiso
June 5, 2015 12:11 pm

My chemistry teacher had us record data in our lab book. You could line through with one thin line IFF you had a recording error. ANY erasure was an automatic F grade, no matter what answer you got…
The shinanigans of The Climate Clowns would have them ejected from the class with an indellible F grade.

Mick
Reply to  E.M.Smith
June 5, 2015 6:54 pm

Haha yah, some scientists that i work with have not heard of that. Also no data was allowed in pencil. The lab was returned with no mark and extra work was assigned. That was back in the 90s.

B.j.
June 5, 2015 11:45 am

We all know their forecasts are a lie
( Doesn’t Everyone No Its A Lie.)

B.j.
Reply to  B.j.
June 5, 2015 12:25 pm

Some on here seem to be in D.E.N.I.A.L. Defining Every Number Ipcc As Lace.
Well the clever ones do find a lot of holes in them!

itocalc
June 5, 2015 11:47 am

Denounce Everyone Not In Absolute Lockstep

Reply to  itocalc
June 5, 2015 10:16 pm

+ many !

lyn roberts
Reply to  itocalc
June 6, 2015 4:55 am

Picture entered my head of the Nazi rallies circa 1934-45. So convinced they were right, they killed millions of innocent people, and the general population turned a blind eye. Are we headed down the same road again, I fear we may be.

Crispin in Waterloo but really in Yogyakarta
Reply to  itocalc
June 6, 2015 5:55 am

Demonstrating Each Number Indicates A Lapse

June 5, 2015 12:14 pm

I am definately not in lockstep. But this time keeping on string is hard for me. I havent found a string that this applies.
Just wondering if everyone missed the double volcano eruption that occurred on 4/22/15? The first was at 21:30UTC and it blasted again about 6hrs and 20min later. The eruptions were not large, but they did go high into the atmosphere.
Just for the record, that double blast left a lasting impression on the barometric pressure readings all around the world. I received the impression on my instruments 32 hours later with twin dips (dropping of pressure) each lasting approximately 40 minutes.
It may not be a major deal to be able to detect this event, but after reading up on some other erruptions and past studies and research, they have calculated the speed of the pressure wave of previous volcanic eruptions. Just wonder if it has been done on this one too. I’m assuming the information is important for the calculations of the feedbacks used when a climate model attempts to compensate for the semi-diurnal oscillations.
LeeO

June 5, 2015 2:07 pm

Doesn’t
Even
Notice
It’s
All
Lies
Deny
Ever
Needlessly, (or Nefariously,)
Incrementally,
Adjusting
Logs

June 5, 2015 2:17 pm

Deserts Entail New Irradiation Adjustment Line
Depress Early Numbers Increase Accepted Levels
Droll Excuses Never Impress Aware Lecturers
Distorting Every Number Indicates Activist Lurking

June 5, 2015 2:23 pm

Damn the NIce noaA Listeners

Gard R. Rise
June 5, 2015 2:56 pm

Hmmm…what about:
(D)endroclimatology (E)-mails (N)eeded (I)nvestigation (A)t (L)ength

June 5, 2015 3:09 pm

Discovered Emperor Naked In A Lie.

Stevan Makarevich
Reply to  Ronald P Ginzler
June 5, 2015 3:45 pm

+1

Pablo an ex Pat
June 5, 2015 3:32 pm

Data Eloquently Nullifies Inconsistent Adjustments Literally.

June 5, 2015 3:40 pm

Thanks, Josh. A welcome pause, hiatus. LOL.

June 5, 2015 3:50 pm

C.R.A.W.L.; don’t even call it a hiatus (unless the voices have spoken to you).

June 5, 2015 5:13 pm

lull . . . lullaby CAGW Baby . . .
That’s funny.
John

Atomic Hairdryer
June 5, 2015 6:44 pm

Data Extrapolating NOAA Immortalises American Lysenkoism

UponFurtherReview
June 5, 2015 7:01 pm

In the United States under Obama, D.E.N. I.A.L. stands for:
Dinero
Emphasis
Negates
Importance
of
American
Liberties

charlesusa
Reply to  UponFurtherReview
June 8, 2015 1:37 pm

Hat tip to uponfurtherreview:
Dollars eclipse numbers in abandoned logic.

Kevin Hearle
June 5, 2015 7:36 pm

Didn’t Even Note It At Langley
“We closed down the climate nonsense department ages ago.”

Janice Moore
Reply to  Kevin Hearle
June 5, 2015 7:50 pm

lol. Don’t let the Enviroprofiteers (who now pull some hefty strings, attached to the blades of their windmills which they CAN make turn… using coal-powered electricity) hear you… or it will be:
Climate
Is
All
(however… “The truth WILL set {U.S.} free.” — in the end. #:))
Don’t laugh. Would you EVER have thought NASA would be instructed to make “Muslim self-esteem” a priority target? Well, I would not.

steve oregon
June 5, 2015 8:53 pm

The cult has no other options but to fabricate, manipulate and lie like crazy.
They invested the entirety of their credibility and political capital leaving them out on a limb
hanging over an abyss.

John the Anabaptist
June 5, 2015 9:11 pm

I think in a strategic move Global Warming has moved into a temporary defensive position where it can more easily defend itself from sneaky denialist attacks. In the Army we call this position a laager. With tanks it’s a circle with all guns pointing out. Hmm. Laager reminds me of lager. Goodnight.