Saving the Antarctic scientists, er media, er, activists, er tourists trapped by sea ice

This is a very serious problem and the mirthful responses should probably be toned down until their fate is known.
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Whatever happens they are going to end up on Mr T’s Fools TV program which will be replayed on Dave for centuries.

The Antarctic Horse and Pony Show presented by the Green Morons to feed the BBC and CBS Global Warming propaganda machinery with alarmist “new facts” about the desintegrating Antactice ice, thanks to Mother Nature, has backfired in a spectacular fashion.
We should take advantage of the situation and blow the entire scam climate scam out of the water for good.
This is their self inflicted Waterloo.
Our follow up should be directed into into a massive campaign to whistle back our political establishment and send them back to their their seats.
They have been in bed with the “Green Machine” too long and we can no longer accept any further destruction of our economies, our energy infra structure and capital spend on useless wind, solar and bio fuels schemes or “climate science” for that matter.
This must be the end of the gravy train.
In short, we will no longer accept any measure to curb Co2 emissions.
We will no longer accept the thievery and the fraud covered by the Green flag of saving the planet and we will no longer pay a single dime to fund their schemes.
This is where we draw the the line in the sand and this is where the buck stops.
There is no place for Green Schemes in this world anymore and the only thing we expect from our political establishment is the immediate roll back of all the rules and regulations that are based on crooked IPCC reports and AGW propaganda.
To achieve this we have to walk the path of civil disobedience.
We have to stop paying for the Green goodies, the high energy prices the taxes, the fraud, the propaganda and the deadly trap of a fossil fuel free and zero CO2 emission future by 2050.
Only a zero tolerance policy for all the climate BS on any level can succeed.
If we all follow suite and hit the establishment in their wallet and bury them under a flood of protest letters we have a chance to end the madness.
If we don’t engage on a personal level and continue our fight on the blog sphere we will be isolated and screwed over by the ignorant masses brainwashed by the propaganda machinery.
It’s them or us and it’s now or never.
Fight for your freedom, your independence and your future because they have planned to take it all.

The Dutch have a marvellous word that defies easy translation but puts such a nice sound in such a nasty remark: “sneu”.
Pronounced as “snø” it means something like: “oh what poor poor luck you sad sods have… *snicker*…*guffaw*… *roll over the floor dying from laughter*…”.

Headline Polar Research vessel investigating melting icecaps caused by manmade Global Warming trapped in advancing sea ice
Suppose the power on the research ship fails
So all the Scientist and crews studying Catastrophic Global Warming in sub zero temperatures will have to do exactly as Sheldon ,Howard Raj and Leonard did when faced with a similar situation.All get naked huddle together and share body heat.
Lovely memories of Man (no women) made warming to cherish

http://www.ecoenquirer.com/south-pole-tragedy.htm
In the above link that talks about James Schneider’s death at the hands of Antarctic cold they can’t give up on “raising awareness about the enormous toll of global warming” – while their man freezes to death.
Remember, these are the smart people folks. The only reason I hope they are rescued is so that people can mock them for the rest of their ignorant, progressive lives.

“StefanL says:
December 30, 2013 at 8:40 am
Interesting that the best factual information is coming from Russian and Chinese sources, whereas the reporting from the anglosphere ranges from mediocre superficialities to atrocious spin.”
That could be because “they”, a political movement With an global Agenda, have almost full Control of Media output in the aglosphere?

Markon says:
December 30, 2013 at 9:40 am
http://www.ecoenquirer.com/south-pole-tragedy.htm
In the above link that talks about James Schneider’s death at the hands of Antarctic cold they can’t give up on “raising awareness about the enormous toll of global warming” – while their man freezes to death.
That was a pretty funny spoof. Maybe even prescient.
My favorite part was how Professor Schneider didn’t tell the Mrs. where he was going. She thought that when they said “down to Chile” they were discussing the order in which they were going to eat through their expedition supplies.

Santa says:
“More than 100 years ago some crazy Norwegians froze up in wooden ships in the Arctic and drifted with the ice( current and wind) for many months. I find it hard to belive that the trapped ship in Antarctic, since it’s build for polar regions, is going to have a hull breach”
Nansen wasn’t crazy, far from it. The Fram was built with a special hull form so that she would “pop up” on to of the ice rather than being crushed by the ice press (it incidentally made her an atrocious sea-boat). Fram was also deliberately built from oak and greenheart, because long experience by norwegian whalers and sealers clearly showed that resilient wooden hulls withstood ice-press much better than iron. By the way the “Professor” class ships are ice-reinforced (most russian ships are, for obvious reasons) but they aren’t “built for polar regions”. They have no icebreaker capabilities and fairly weak engines (they do about 12-13 knots if I remember rioght).

““Given the recent reorganisation of the ice around the Mertz glacier, glaciologists aboard the Shokalskiy think the ship might have become inadvertently caught in the formation of a new area of fast ice, which could stay in place for several years.”
Pure 24-carat spin. Fast ice is one continuous block of ice – you can’t get into it and then get caught when the wind changes like Shokalskiy did. Furthermore fast ice only forms in winter when the temperature is below zero – not in summer when the ice is melting.
However I think can see the line of retreat: Ship caught in fast ice caused by Mertz glacier surging which in turn is caused by (drumroll!) CLIMATE CHANGE. Ergo nobody is responsible for anything.

Martin Hovland has a number of questions. Since I have some experience from sister ships of the Shokalskiy, I think I can answer some of them:
2) Will the lifeboats hold all people on board, or do I have to leave some of them sitting on the ice, perhaps sheltered in tents or inflatables?
In short, yes, though they are pretty crowded. I don’t know how much good they are in this situation though. They are built to be launched into water, not onto ice.
4) How many Arctic survival suits do we have on board, etc. etc.
Normally enough for everyone onboard.
6) What ‘abandon ship’ alarm shall I use – the normal sirene signal.
Under SOP on these ships the passengers have been thouroughly briefed on the various alarms used, and what to do when they hear them. No guarantee they listened (or understood) though.

@ur momisugly k scott denison says:
December 30, 2013 at 7:08 am
That the group trapped on this ship continue to spout the “globalwarmingclimatechangedisruption…” creed sets the “cause” back more than they can ever fathom. They just don’t seem to realize that there is no credibility in talking about global warming whilst trapped in ice. It is absolutely pathological.
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Those are my exact thoughts as well. This entire affair is the perfect visual image for the whole AGW movement. A bread crumb trail of stuck icebreakers that can be followed right to the AGW research ship that was looking for evidence of global warming ice loss…
One picture would be worth a thousand words.

Cleary the Captain of said “ice bound vessel” is under the employ of the Koch Brothers with assistance from an Oil industry grant to the Heartland Foundation to embarass respected Scientists and confuse the general public about the existence of Man-made Climate change.
These are the same blokes who prevent that group of folks up north in the row boat from reaching the North Pole this summer.
I could be mistaken though, Maybe these folks just can’t read sea charts and understand weather reports.

[Then there’s the comedy of a scientific research expedition disguised as a junket for activists and reporters]
Shouldn’t that be the other way around?