We’ve known for some time that the eco-minded tend to think that humans are a bad thing. For example, there’s the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement:
That’s no joke, it is a real organization. What follows is something I thought was just a clever April Fools Joke, but sadly turns out to be only too real. So real in fact, it may be powerful enough to buzzkill all the effects of a Barry White album.
No, it isn’t an April fools joke. The website and the product is real, which you can see here.
They even have a distributor network, and unsurprisingly, the land of fruits and nuts is ground zero.
The caption for the polar bear wrapper reads:
POLAR BEAR
An international icon of global warming, the polar bear is going extinct as the Arctic sea ice melts beneath its feet because of the greenhouse gas emissions of 7 billion people — especially those in high-consumption nations like the United States. The bear was put on the U.S. endangered species list in 2008.
Some of the other wrappers are hilarious here’s another:
DWARF SEAHORSE
This inch-tall, curly-tailed fish occurs only in shallow seagrass areas in the Gulf of Mexico, along the Atlantic Coast of Florida and in the Caribbean. Unfortunately, as the Gulf gets more crowded and industrialized, this seahorse faces more threats to its existence. Widespread loss of seagrass habitat due to pollution, boat damage and global war.
Maybe we could get Josh to come up with some condom wrapper art for the climate skeptic movement.
I’m thinking of some slogans like:
- Party like its 1999 (before GISS adjustments).
- Hot times ahead – NOT!
- My head just exploded! Romm bam, thank you ma’am!
- The heat is missing, and it’s a travesty!
- Use before hiding the decline
Discretion, please, in comments – Anthony
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Ooh here’s another… Stop a naturally hot time from becoming catastrophic
Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.
I am sure they have a membership problem every year.
Too. Many. puns.. must. try to resist. witty, quips.. brain overloading… Losing felling down one leg… Spidey senses shutting down… Must not, tell eco-condom joke…
Q. How do you recycle a condom?
A. Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
I feel much better now. Phew!
First the Spörer,
then the Maunder,
then the Dalton….
now it’s
the Condominimum…
WOW, this is better than any of the late night comedians. What a versatile comment group! Anthony, pleeeease do this more often. Never been soooo entertained (and educated). Sorry, still laughing.
@ur momisugly Paul Westhaver
If only that were true, the leftists have the Education System and a legion of NGO’s to indoctrinate the offspring of everybody else. That’s how they increase their numbers, they don’t have to reproduce themselves.
Here’s an interactive graphic to show how we humans fit into the BIG and LITTLE Picture:
http://htwins.net/scale2/scale2.swf?bordercolor=white
They have a creepy bestiality theme going on.
I bet their condoms are ribbed for hare pleasure!!
Use Endangered Species Condoms to prevent another person inheriting a sexually transmitted and ultimately fatal condition. (Otherwise known as “life”)
Hope those condoms are BPA free:-)
Or put “Only for Watermelons” on the package.
That should keep them occupied for a while…
I know this is foolish and stupid but people have always been foolish and stupid. This kind of junk has been around so long much of it has gained some degree of respectability. Except with us in the master race of course.
Here is one for the condom wrapper:
EXTRA-STRONG!
Strong enough to stick it up the climate’s beehind!
This could be a trick to increase the birth-rate (and thus the gene pool) of people who are sufficiently gullible that they can be ‘greens’
For example, have the condoms being supplyed been tested so as to avoid failure? The Titanic was.
Richard
This is giving life to the Logan’s Run scenario. Everyone turns themselves in on their 65th birthday to be recycled except those who run to a safe area.
Based on current fecundity trends this process is already well under way. Add in a pandemic or two, and a world war. There will only be a slim remnant to deal with the end of the interglacial.
Solar condoms. Help prevent Coronal Mass Ejections.
UV safe condoms for nudist colonies members only.
TWE says:
March 30, 2012 at 2:30 pm
@ur momisugly Paul Westhaver
If only that were true, the leftists have the Education System…..
You are correct….That is what we are working on here…? Right.
Marginalizing the leftists and dismembering the BS in the academic/educational world….. is the second phase… the leftists are failing to reproduce all by themselves…..
I hope their members volunteer to jump of the cliff before the skeptics jump
Paul Westhaver says:
March 30, 2012 at 10:40 am
Birth rates among liberals (leftists) are at 1.3 births per couple. Among Conservative (right Leaning) is 2.7 children per couple. I did the math on this and it does not speak well for leftists.
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You forgot something.
The left wing job description of “Welfare Mother” I know one dude who sired 52 welfare kids and a girl who by age eighteen had had six babies.
All those second and third generation welfare types know who to vote for to keep the money rolling in and it is not Ron Paul.
Be a big Mann and cover up your hockey stick
Fortunately celibacy, or condom use, which has the same end result, is not an inheritable trait. All such movements are self-extinguishing. Therefore I welcome this movement as chlorine for the gene-pool.
It’s the start of spring break and he last two weeks have been positively brutal at work. I’m completely exhausted for a whole host of reasons. I feel like I could sleep for a week and I’m anxiously awaiting lab results that will indicate how awful my summer might be. And yet…
…this is cheering me up immensely, thanks!
Tee hee!
There is pretty good evidence of an inverse relationship between intelligence and number of offspring (I hate to say it, but see Wikipedia for a start http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fertility_and_intelligence)
and very good evidence that human brain size is rapidly shrinking for an evolutionary time scale, http://discovermagazine.com/2010/sep/25-modern-humans-smart-why-brain-shrinking. So we are well on our way to stupiding our selves into oblivion anyway. No need to rush.
Protect the planet from your death train, but watch your caboose!