Friday Funny: Zombie head exploders and the new IPCC report

Maybe Joe’s head can be a new source of renewable energy. Just like a zombie, his head keeps coming back from the dead and exploding anew, seemingly every day.

All we need to power this is to write more annoying truths. C’mon everyone, get busy!

Andy Revkin of the NYT writes at Revkin.net:

Joe Romm @climateprogress sees “confusionist” influence in IPCC extremes report. I respond. His head explodes. Here’s my reply:

Joe, it sure looks like it’s you who’s conflating scientific judgment with personal judgment. Roger Pielke Jr.’s involvement as a reviewer of an IPCC report is all about his scientific judgment and long track record of peer-reviewed work. IPCC isn’t a popularity contest.

And I have to note that after months of attacking Richard Muller’s personal passions (which I, too, criticized), you were quick to embrace his peer-reviewed science when it fit your template.

Your complaints are with Pielke’s policy comments and blog posts. If you want to imply he’s been a poisonous force in IPCC, then find the holes in his peer-reviewed work.

Here’s my Dot Earth post on the actual report.

Thanks Andy, for the chuckle.

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geronimo
November 18, 2011 10:42 am

“Joe Romm is a cult middle-manager”
To quote Dorothy Parker, “There but for a typographical error…”

November 18, 2011 10:46 am

Hector M. says:
November 18, 2011 at 8:32 am
“Asplosion”?? A new contribution for the Oxford English Dictionary?

This is compatible with Ms Gillard’s not-so-new “Oh no”….Ocean Assification.

November 18, 2011 10:58 am

Romm should be ignored since that is all his hot air is worth. There are many who I disagree with but who have earned my respect. Romm has earned only my questioning of why any rational person would even give him the time of day.

JEM
November 18, 2011 11:08 am

I’m trying to imagine how we could harness asploding heads as an energy source.
I’ve got this image of Romm strapped to a chair surrounded by instrumentation with his head glowing cherry-red, two guys in a control room:
“Should we go for supercritical?”
“He might melt.”
“We’ll never know if he’s got the required energy densitty if we don’t.”
“Good point. Roll the video of the empty seats in the Waxman-Markey hearing. Let’s see what happens…”

Phil's Dad
November 18, 2011 11:08 am

CITIES IN GREENLAND MIGHT NEED TO MOVE
Reporting on the IPPC report, lead autor Mr van Aalst added: “… Greenland cities might need to move because of weather extremes and sea level rise from man-made warming.”
Mr van Aalst descibes Greenland as a “developed northern region”.
http://www.talktalk.co.uk/news/article/39get-ready39-for-extreme-weather/27716/?lpos=tat-links-2-world&lid=tat-links-2-39getready39forextremeweather

Adam Gallon
November 18, 2011 11:27 am

I just looked at Romm’s post, heaven knows why, it’s worse than RC, SS & Open Mind combined!
Why anyone believes what comes out of climate models, let alone what comes out for 2060-69, is beyond my comprehension.

November 18, 2011 11:35 am

The unfortunate Joe Romm.

D. Robinson
November 18, 2011 11:38 am

Re Richard Tol: “Romm has a big head, so there must a be lot of energy in each asplosion.”
Thanks so much for the laugh! And 10 extra points for using an urban dictionary term.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asplode

November 18, 2011 11:48 am

Hehehehe – Romm: DO NOT LOOK AT THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!!
part of the problem with alarmists is they want to be looked at as gods – unquestioningly and lovingly. But man has outgrown false gods.

Don K
November 18, 2011 12:06 pm

Martin457 says:
November 18, 2011 at 8:15 am
Greenland was green when the vikings found it. They had to move when it got cold again.
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It is (just barely) possible today to farm the areas that the Vikings colonized See http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/1001/p01s02-wogn.html. But we have some difficulty envisioning how farmers with tenth century plant strains and technology would have gone about settling the area or surviving for five centuries. It’s not like Eric the Red could call in a food drop in a bad year or an evacuation chopper if things got really bad. Either they were very clever folk who knew how to do a lot without much to work with, or things were a bit warmer back then.

Al Gored
November 18, 2011 12:18 pm

PhilJoyrdan –
You mean like this?
“Michael Tobis Says:
November 18th, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Being a scientist means, among other things, having the expertise to winnow positions that cannot be correct, and focusing attention on positions that have some chance of being correct. This is not commonly understood; this skill is widely taken as “arrogance”.”
http://www.collide-a-scape.com/2011/11/18/games-people-play/#comments

gofer
November 18, 2011 12:59 pm

The next IPCC report will say “NEVER MIND…” (For those who remember Rosanna Danna Danna of SNL). The Apocalypse is has been called off.

November 18, 2011 1:19 pm

@gofer – Roseanne Rosannadanna. But it is Emily Latella you are thinking of (Why are we BUSTING School children!)

November 18, 2011 1:22 pm
Gator
November 18, 2011 2:16 pm

“Romm has a big head, so there must a be lot of energy in each asplosion.”
It’s really more of an implosion.

1DandyTroll
November 18, 2011 2:36 pm

Apparently, there are some few, probably doped up, crazed taliban bloggers out there having more reader than panzer pants Romm. So if the readers of those taliban bloggers are extremists, including the intelligence community folks, doesn’t that mean that the even punier number that is Romm’s reader collective kind of become even the worst type of fundamentalists, i.e. the ones derived of intelligence community folks altogether?

Richard G
November 18, 2011 2:41 pm

I’d like to see Joe Romm add a graph showing the “Distribution of professional opinion on Einstein’s theory of special relativity” circa 1906 and see how that popularity contest worked out ‘relative’ to today.

November 18, 2011 2:58 pm

Martin457 says:
November 18, 2011 at 8:15 am
“Greenland was green when the vikings found it. They had to move when it got cold again.”
My understanding is that at least some of them did not move, or could not move, when the local climate got colder at the beginning of the LIA. In the end, they even ate their dogs, before they starved to death. These Vikings might have survived if they had befriended their Inuit neighbors, and learned a thing or two about the gastronomic potential of local marine mammals. Seal blubber on the barbie. Yum!

stevo
November 18, 2011 7:13 pm

Yesterday, Watts is upset about people who “regularly write denigrating and juvenile things”
Today, Watts writes denigrating and juvenile things, as he does almost every day, about someone else.
He’s really just a child in a playground.
REPLY: Think whatever you want, be as upset as you wish but the post is labeled humor and satire. At least I have the courage and integrity to put my name to my words, and to accept the hits that may generate. You don’t, showing you have no courage nor integrity, and hide behind the comfort on anonymity while hurling insults. Same goes for the guy in Toronto, but you seem perfectly OK with that too, some ethics you have. – Anthony Watts

KenB
November 18, 2011 9:06 pm

Geez Anthony, I was just content to regard him as the benign but essential Village Idiot, and not really worth responding too.
Still fair enough in the circumstances.

KenB
November 18, 2011 9:09 pm

Stevo (the Village Idiot !! – all villages have one!!) that is, just in case this gets out of context

Gail Combs
November 19, 2011 3:50 am

Anthony Watts says:
November 18, 2011 at 9:13 pm
” …..he’s a scientist working at a prominent observatory….”
_____________________________________
Smokey is still correct, George E. Smith has forgot more than this “Village idiot” will ever know and good manners are the least of it.

KenB
November 19, 2011 4:11 am

Thanks Anthony. I noted Stevo’s snarky comments on the Birthday thread, makes you wonder what makes them tick and implode, an unstable gene? Inferiority? Losing the plot? I guess we are better off not knowing.
Hope we are not paying for his stupidity!

November 19, 2011 8:55 am

Romm?
How can you not use the words ‘Romm’ and ‘pseudo-intellectual’ in the same sentence?
John