Friday Funny – The newest member of the Union of Concerned Scientists

Readers may recall this story a few weeks back:

Be a “concerned scientist” – valid credit card required

Reader DJ writes in Tips & Notes:

Since becoming a member of the Union of Concerned Scientists when I found out all you needed was a valid credit card, my curiosity about who and what they really are has spiked.

I decided to put that theory to the test. I am very proud to announce that a member of my family has been accepted into this prestigious organization. With pride, I present new UCS member, Kenji Watts:

Yes, Kenji is our dog. Apparently, the claim is true, all that is required to be a member of the illustrious group of “concerned scientists” is a valid credit card. No discerning questions were asked of me when I prepared Kenji’s application and no follow up check after the application was done. I simply put in his name, address, and provided a valid credit card that matched the address.

Here is his letter of acceptance:

And the envelope it came in:

Kenji surveys his welcome kit:

Kenji is a Japanese Chin, hence the name. I found it ironic that the issue of the UCS Catalyst Magazine (seen above) was all about Japan.

So the real question is: How many real “concerned scientists” are there in UCS? Membership is apparently not any more discerning than the ability to send money.

I’m disappointed the Guardian hasn’t called for a quote on this story citing “leading U.S. Scientists”:

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D. Patterson
October 8, 2011 12:12 am

Now that Kenji Watts is a member in good standing in the Union of Concerned Scientists, what is the next step to be taken towards becoming a UCS officer and top dog at UCS?

October 8, 2011 12:13 am

WillR says:
October 7, 2011 at 5:56 pm
BTW — we Canadians now consider CO2 a Toxic Substance (CEPA)`

“Nevertheless, as one of its last acts in power, the Liberal government added CO2 to the list of toxins covered by CEPA.”
That was 6 years ago.
http://opinion.financialpost.com/2011/10/05/kill-co2-regulations/

ferd berple
October 8, 2011 12:27 am

More people are killed or injured by bathtubs every year than anything else in the house. In fact bathtubs kill more people that nuclear energy and global warming combined!
The Union of Concerned Scientists needs to take swift action to halt this menace to society. The Precautionary Principle demands it. Governments need to outlaw bathing in all forms. Anyone found bathing should receive the death penalty to prevent accidental death.

October 8, 2011 12:54 am

he’ll be running things in no time!

Allan M
October 8, 2011 1:01 am

[snip -over the top ]

johanna
October 8, 2011 1:12 am

David Falkner says:
October 7, 2011 at 7:23 pm
Kenji could make a donation to the US Treasury, PETA, the American Cancer Society, etc. Since Union of Concerned Scientists is an advocacy group that accepts donations, it’s not a stretch of the imagination to see the acceptance process automated and accepting donations from dogs with credit cards. Not sure why the composition of what they call members is important. Was it cited somewhere as significant for some reason?
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You don’t think the name of the organisation is just a wee bit misleading?
Anyway, congratulations Kenji. Next step – the Nobel Peace Prize. Judging by some recent winners, you should make the short list with minimal difficulty, as your political position is a whole lot more coherent than most of the competition.
Also, since you are allowed to live in Anthony’s house, I’m guessing your manners are much better as well.

Steve C
October 8, 2011 1:24 am

bikermailman says: (October 7, 2011 at 5:38 pm)

Seriously though…how does he operate the mouse that will reside on the awesome free mousepad? No opposable thumbs and all!

Paw-ly?

October 8, 2011 1:25 am

Congratulations! Next stop is the IPCC AR5.

amoorhouse
October 8, 2011 1:47 am

Now Kenji is not only a registered scientist but a concerned scientist at that, he will be able to submit papers. With his credentials he should be able to get a “Pal” review from his “Pedigree Chums” and “Winalot” of funding. However if he does he is likely get some “ruff” treatment on WUWT. If so he might end up “Goreing” somebody.
I’ll get me coat….

the_Butcher
October 8, 2011 1:55 am

hahahahhahhhaa Good one Anthony.

the_Butcher
October 8, 2011 1:56 am

Now we want Kenji Watts to challenge Al Gore.

October 8, 2011 1:58 am

At 3:28 PM on 7 October, Dave H had whined:

The UCS is a **charity** which adopts science-based advocacy positions, has a scientist as its chair, and organises public statements with mass signatories by scientists, and allows anyone who agrees with their message to donate money to help them spread it. What **exactly** is your problem?

Jeez, dunno, Dave. How about blatant deception in the title of their organization, and the abject lack of valid support for their allegedly “science-based advocacy positions“?
The topic of his thread brings me instantly to think of the only proper categorization of Dave H.
He’s a dogwhistle..
To quote from writer L. Neil Smith’s essay “Day of the Dogwhistle” (10 July 2001)

A “dogwhistle”, in case you’re curious, at least according to the weird and wonderful movie Strange Days, is someone whose ass is so tight that when he (or she) farts, only dogs can hear it.

That’s our Dave H in full, isn’t it?
Returning to Mr. Smith’s essay, I can think of nothing better with which to close this post than:

It is ironic, to say the least, that for the last couple of decades, so many people have been worried about “Global Warming”, or alternatively, a new Ice Age, when all that time, the real threat to the survival of our species is that North America will soon be buried, assuming it hasn’t been already, under a layer, two miles thick, of stupidity.

Emphasis in the original.

John Marshall
October 8, 2011 2:12 am

Unfortunate surname the letter signer has.

DaveF
October 8, 2011 2:22 am

Crosspatch 2:11
“…the death toll at Fukushima …is exactly zero.”
According to the Uk’s Daily Telegraph five people have now died there, two in the original tsunami, one from a heart attack, one from leukemia and one a couple of days ago whose cause of death is being investigated. The Tokyo Power and Electric Company denies that any were caused by radiation leaks, but of course the teams working there have an incredibly hard and stressful job that may contribute to a pre-existing condition.

Myrrh
October 8, 2011 2:52 am

old construction worker says:
October 7, 2011 at 7:35 pm
“Smokey says:
October 7, 2011 at 7:24 pm
Kevin Knoblock [or anyone else] can be searched here:”
I looked him up. He is a lobbyist.
“Kevin holds a master’s degree in public administration from the John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University,……”

http://www.ucsusa.org/news/experts/kevin-knobloch.html
Kevin Knobloch brings 32 years of experience in public policy, government, advocacy and media to his job as leader of Union of Concerned Scientists (UCS). He is knowledgeable about a range of environmental and national security issues, including global warming, natural resource and clean energy economics, renewable and efficient vehicle technologies, nuclear weapons, forest management and corporate responsibility, as well as legislative strategy and procedure.
Kevin was named President of UCS in December 2003, after four years as the Executive Director. Earlier in his career, from 1989 to 1992, he served as UCS’s Legislative Director for Arms Control and National Security. Kevin currently oversees all of the organization’s programs and operations.

This is from the original post on joing UCS:
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2011/08/18/be-a-concerned-scientist-valid-credit-card-required/#comment-736933
No luck finding Union of Concerned Scientists meeting minutes. Found a subcommittee meeting minute document, but can’t seem to actually download it. I find lots of meeting minutes from the organizations who met with the Union of Concerned Scientists, but so far can not find meeting minutes from the Union of Concerned Scientists
Surprised at how little visibility there is into this organization. Why is it so secretive?
Chris Shaker

Kenji can now go the meetings and report back, and of course contribute to the discussions..

October 8, 2011 2:58 am

I was expecting someone else to highlight this, so I didn’t do. But nobody has.. so… from the letter to Kenji:

Your financial support allows us to be an independent voice for policy change and to produce the scientific analyses that make our arguments convincing.

Right here is the truth of the UCS; analysis is explicitly geared to support the argument, rather than the argument being formed based on the analysis performed.
This is the difference between scientific discovery, which is what we pay for, and religious dogma, which is what we get.

Richards in Vancouver
October 8, 2011 3:20 am

Now think a moment, Anthony. Do you really want a fully paid-up member of the fatuously named Union of Concerned Scientists living under your very own roof? My guess is that Kenji is spying on you.

Roger Knights
October 8, 2011 3:27 am

stevo says:
October 7, 2011 at 5:44 pm
If your dog wanted to, it could also join the Royal Geographical Society, Hostelling International, the National Trust for Historic Preservation, or the AAVSO. And?
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David Falkner says:
October 7, 2011 at 7:23 pm
Kenji could make a donation to the US Treasury, PETA, the American Cancer Society, etc. Since Union of Concerned Scientists is an advocacy group that accepts donations, it’s not a stretch of the imagination to see the acceptance process automated and accepting donations from dogs with credit cards. Not sure why the composition of what they call members is important. Was it cited somewhere as significant for some reason?

The name of the UCS, unlike the names of the organizations cited above, implies that its membership consists of scientists. And it trades on that false implication to boost the presumptive disinterest, scientific authority of the positions it takes.

Michael Jennings
October 8, 2011 4:28 am

As the time ticks down to a potentially below average year of earth’s temperature, all the barking by groups like UCS will die down. The cooler temps will cause the UCS members to flea their previous position since they will no longer have a dog in this fight once they kick Kenjii off the board. I suppose they will just collar another worthwhile project to be concerned about so let’s just throw them a bone and give them credit for being concerned about something

October 8, 2011 5:17 am

My cat is far more intelligent. Too intelligent to join the Union of Concerned Scientists, in fact. She is a scientist, too. Investigator of plumbing, mastered the can opener in two seconds (without can — get real), likes to open ink jet printers and watch the cartridge move. But you know, Calico cats are like that.

Doug
October 8, 2011 5:20 am

Anthony, is there any way you can get a picture of your dog peeing on the mousepad?

R. de Haan
October 8, 2011 5:53 am

This is really great.
I think a lot more dogs should join the Union of Concerned Scientists.
It would really give a boost to their credibility.

Beth Cooper
October 8, 2011 6:12 am

They can now call themseves,’Union of Concerned Scientists and Dogs.’
Sounds impressive.

PaulH
October 8, 2011 6:55 am

Careful, Kenji may get elected to the executive board of the UCS, and that would mean lots of travel to meetings in exotic 5-star locations to decide which exotic 5-star location will hold the next meeting. ;->

RICH
October 8, 2011 7:15 am

LOL!