The image below is from the Whisky powered Row to The Pole publicity stunt.
It needs a caption. I’m sure WUWT readers will be able to provide several.
My caption suggestion is below. Winner gets 1000 carbon credits in a frameable certificate, redeemable someplace, but not here.
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Jock hit it on the head when he said there were no polar bears around.
Well then. You go your way and I’ll go mine.
Ice loss in the Artic is obviously caused by humans.
“Hey, what color is polar bear pee?”
Note for WUWT: Playing on words without being terse, here’s an attempt, for better or verse…
Despite magnetic personalities bar none, the publicity stunters’ had a row and went whacky over the polar plan their crew cuts short.
Or more simply put….
Bewildered rowers thought they found the pole, only to discover it was an optical Aleutian.
“Damn Pole has to be here somewhere.”
“There’s gotta be an easier way to get Scotch on the rocks.”
” ‘We won’t need an icebreaker’, you said. ‘No, the Arctic all melted’. @ssh0le”
“Chip faster! The photographer is waiting for a clear shot of the ice-free water.”
“So you gave an interview to WUWT and said there was plenty of ice up here hey? What we have here, is a failure……to communicate”
Out, out, damned ice!
We dedicate this excavation to the construction of the next “Mann’s Refrigerators for Eskimos Emporium” franchise.
Stupid ice! It’s almost September. Why haven’t you melted yet?
“If I had a hammer, I’d get hammered in the morning…
I’d get hammered in the evening,
and blame it on the tea party.”
“I’m sure that I left my car keys around here somewhere!”
Rotten bl**dy ice!!!!
The news accompanying the photo….
After their boat having been destroyed, the enterprising explorers carved out a boat from a large chunk of floating ice and navigated it to nearest land 300 miles away,
The caption…
“Because you’re the one who fell asleep with a lit cigarette”
Are you sure about that club selection, spud? This is looks like more of a four iron shot to me.
How will we recognize the pole when we see it?
Maybe we should just row over the peninsula instead.
Keep going we have to vindicate Al’s arctic claim.
Soon Mr Bond there’ll be no ice left for your martinis !
Yeah, yeah, yeah … I know the plan says to row directly north. We “could” just go AROUND this bloody iceberg instead of chopping through the thing ……. But Nooooo, “you” wanted to go straight north ….
“Man vs. Climate”
Note for WUWT: Playing on words without being terse, here’s an attempt, for better or verse…
Despite magnetic personalities bar none, the publicity stunters had a row and went whacky over a polar plan their crew cuts short.
(opps – earlier entry edited for typos)
“Too bad the crew of the Titanic didn’t think of this back then…”
Clear that ice. Anthony said we need photos of the Stevenson Screen from four directions.