The image below is from the Whisky powered Row to The Pole publicity stunt.
It needs a caption. I’m sure WUWT readers will be able to provide several.
My caption suggestion is below. Winner gets 1000 carbon credits in a frameable certificate, redeemable someplace, but not here.
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This hockey stick will make quick work of this ice
“BAD ice… BAD, bad BAD ice.”
“Catastrophic ice melt? Bullshit!”
Proof that the thinning of Arctic ice is due to human activities.
“I’m sure the North Pole is in here somewhere…”
Time Warp: “It’s a jump to the left…. ”
LOL
“Once this is completely broken up, we’ll be able to blame the loss of Arctic ice on Obama.”
“Exhuming these polar bears is thirsty work… Pass the Scotch!”
Don’t just stand there……Help me get rid of this ice.
Polar golf course. 8th tee, par 4
“I told you a white ball was a bad idea Jim.”
“At least in real real prison ya get three squares a day and they only have to break big rocks into small ones … ”
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Thank goodness they have a rescue boat nearby.
“Look, I don’t know why either. But I don’t ask why. Like any good WUWT reader, I just do what Anthony tells me to do.”
Let’s kill another polar bear for dinner.
“As summer in the Arctic ends, and the ice begins to increase, the two intrepid explorers decide to make an igloo and hole up for the next 6 months, ready to continue their brave search for the North Pole next melt season.”
Wait! That’s a hockey stick, not an ice axe.
Guy on left says: I’m tellin’ you, the recipe calls for shaved ice, not crushed!”
~or~
“Hurry up and finish him off! They’re flying over for the count in 10 minutes.”
“Hit it solid… If you get out of the bunker, we’ll head for the nineteenth hole!”
Why am I using a pickaxe? You said this ice was rotten!
Goddamit! These polar bear cubs just won’t die.
I’m SURE we left the pole around here somewhere!!
“I’m not sure that this is what the mission plan meant by icebreaker…”
I’m sure I saw that pole is here somewhere, I’ll another, on the rocks please.
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“Hey look, a seal.” Man continues his respectful pursuit of the Arctic.