From the truth is waaaayyy stranger than fiction department, we all remember this parody graph of global warming:
As many know, this week at the AMS convention is Seattle, a lot of new papers are being presented. One, from James Hansen is the subject of this story in the Seattle Times.
Note: not THAT James Hansen, but somebody with the same name. I’m sure he gets mistaken for the famous climate modeler James Hansen all the time.
As 3,500 meteorologists meet, one man’s forecast: Chance of pirates
By Sandi Doughton Seattle Times science reporter
Of the 3,500 scientists attending the American Meteorological Society meeting in Seattle this week, only one had a good reason to say: “Arrrrgh.”
While his colleagues swapped probabilistic equations, James Hansen came to talk about pirates.
Hansen rolled out some math of his own Monday as he explained his work to estimate the likelihood of attacks off the Horn of Africa and other hot spots, using weather data and an understanding of pirate behavior.
“Usually, I’m doing theoretical stuff down in the weeds,” said Hansen, a Seattle-area native and applied mathematician at the Naval Research Laboratory in Monterey, Calif. “This is the only project where I can actually show pictures of the impact,” he said, projecting images of Somali boatmen armed with missile-launchers and automatic weapons.
Though news coverage of pirate attacks has waned, the problem has worsened, Hansen said. Last year, there were nearly 450 attacks, with 53 ships captured and 1,181 crew members taken hostage. The estimated economic impact of the raids is $10 billion a year.
Even knowing the general location of pirate bases and their favored target areas, it’s challenging for Navy and other patrol vessels to be in the right place at the right time, Hansen said.
“The Indian Ocean is really big.”
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The project combines data on wind, waves and currents with intelligence gathered by informants, surveillance and other means on pirate habits: how far their small skiffs can travel; their assault tactics; the timing of forays.
Running the model yields maps that show the highest-risk areas. Adding real-time information on ship traffic can identify possible pirate targets.
“It’s sort of like tornado warnings,” Hansen said. Everyone may know the probability of tornadoes spikes during the spring in Oklahoma. But what residents want to know is whether a twister is likely headed their way today.
Full story here
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Arrghcasting is the new modeling challenge. On the plus side, this may actually be something useful.
h/t to WUWT reader Cris Streetzel
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Wow April 1st came early this year.
This isn’t NASA’s James Hansen. Its a namesake.
I was actually thinking the other day that someone should model the number of democratic representatives in Congress. They can input a bunch of variables like the population of the US, the value of the dollar, demographic makeup, etc, etc.
It could be incredibly complicated and almost perfectly backcast the Congress for the past 100 years. Of course, it would be nearly useless in predicting the future due to all the variables left out, but the construction of such a model would be a good demonstration of why climate models are also useless.
I think a much more direct link exists: The probability of a pirate attack is inversely proportional to the numbers of guns on your ship and the size of these guns.
Cool, we won’t have to wait 50 or 100 years to see how good the predictions are.
Oh God make it stop!
This is the moment where, all other things aside, this guy should be canned for rigor ad absurdum. It’s beyond jumping the shark.
REPLY: It’s not THAT James Hansen, I’ve added a note. – Anthony
Okay, where in the linked article does it say “NASA?”
Why, do all philosopher’s names begin with ‘H’ ?
Arrrr … for Hansen, it’s the plank or the yardarm. Let’s vote on it!
So… Piracy is on the increase now? Just a minute… (Jeopardy theme tune plays)
Looked out the window and didn’t see ANY pirates! Is it possible there are unaccounted for factors, like increasing CO2? How about a marked increase in polar bears? Welfare! The availability of welfare has gotta be it. 🙂
🙂
Johnny Depp, where are thou!!!. Pirates of the Global Warming/Climate Change/Climate disruption needs their anchor!
“Hansen wasn’t able to reveal any real data because U.S. intelligence about pirates is classified”
‘Nuff said
Only one way of dealing with johnny pierat and thats to form up into a convoy provide an escort in proportion to numbers and take a damn good run at it.
Worked before.
Weather charts and predictions – wow novel idea that they never thought of using for a shipping lane before?
A bit bizarre to say the least.
But so is the idea of giving priates MORE of our money to ‘fix’ their problems.
That’s my home: Naval Research Laboratory in Monterey. Jim Hansen is doing excellent work — and every once in a while, you get to do something fun that has some very important real-world implications for the military.
Surely, with such a strong correlation, it’s obvious that pirates are the CAUSE of global warming. Though to be honest, I’d always suspected it was polar bears …
A year ago it was global warming causes prostitution! especially in the Philippines!
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/?p=1351
Maybe the pirates and prostitutes should get together, form an NGO, petition the UN, and start attending meetings in Cancun and Amsterdam, on the taxpayer’s dime of course.
Frankly, when it comes to piracy, the Somali boatmen have a lot to learn. They should take Algore’s training course.
The logic of this sounds pretty straightforward – these are typically guys in fairly small boats, armed with shoulder-fired weapons; you can assume they’ve got GPS and handheld vision devices, maybe some of the brighter guys have navigation radar?
They’ve got to have good enough seas and clear enough weather to be able to find, catch, and board their target.
It was inevitable. Proves that these universities have way to many “Faculty Members” with far too little work and way to much money.
Besides, there’s a very simple and effective solution to piracy. The Royal Navy suppressed piracy in the 18th and 19th Century very effectively with a simple policy of “We catch you, we hang you.” Works for me.
Since David beat me to the statement that pirates cause global warming…
I will say that the solution is to get rid of the pirates. The one problem with this correlation is that the Golden Age of Piracy was during the Little Ice Age. After the Marines hit Tripoli.
After that it was downhill for pirates until recently. Maybe the problem is the lack of Rum in the world today. 🙂
Ok, now I notice the x-axis is inverted, but the number of pirates is increasing now. So it makes even less sense. I think Michael Mann is involved somehow.
and the Seattle Times writes about it. nice.
My unconscious does funny things. Instead of “James Hansen, climate modeller” I read “James Hansen, climate murderer”.
Finally something that is bad and reciprocal to warming.
By that graph, just +0.2C more and there will be absolutely NO pirates left.
( extrapolated but accurate of course, GISS’s JH tells the Navy’s JH )
For pirates,why don’t they deploy technology like this to take out rocket propelled grenades before they travel 50 yards?
http://www.strategypage.com/military_videos/military_photos_20081120174750.aspx
Or they could try the Phalanx
http://www.strategypage.com/military_videos/military_photos_200911270162.aspx