Hump Day Hilarity: songs for round up day

This is amusing: We sing at events supporting peace and social justice around Oxfordshire.

That description from their web page seems nice, until you listen to what they are singing.

“what shall we do with the climate skeptics… if they won’t shut up?”

Maybe this? Hmmm, not so funny.

At least they didn’t explode any kids

h/t to The Daily Bayonet

 

UPDATE: The Lyrics

Climate Skeptic by Douglas Hamilton words copyright

Tune: What shall we do with the drunken sailor

The verses are sung in unison; the chorus is sung in harmony

Chorus:

What can you do with a climate skeptic x3

If they won’t shut up

1. Tie up their assets in coastal property x3

Rising expectations

2. Put ‘em in a desert and ration their water x3

We’ll see how they like it.

3. Take ‘em to the artic and make ‘em tread water x3

‘Mongst the polar bears.

4. Lock ‘em in a room with nothing but money x3

See what good it does them

5. Make ‘em explain to their children’s children x3

Why they did not care

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Steeptown

Wish I’d been there. I’d have disrupted that cr@p.

don

Soon it may be THEM being rounded up!

Curiousgeorge

Seems to me the cumulative IQ in that choir is something less than that of a turnip.

Truly appalling. Such a nice, prim, genteel chorus—until you hear their vile, hateful lyrics.
Does anyone still think this is just about ‘the science’?
/Mr Lynn

DirkH

Shows quite clearly that warmism is a religious cult – development stage comparable to the age of the inquisition. I see potential for development but it might take a few religious wars.

Jimash

hmmmmm. singing in a church about how to punish their enemies , “if they won’t shut up “. .
Nasty lot.

Doug Proctor

The depth of self-righteousness indignation is astounding, but it does cast a light on understanding why so-called witches were burned enthusiastically by the general public. Sociologically it would be interesting to see where the greatest anit-skeptic ranting is: during the days of the Inquisition, the greatest witchburners were Germans, then French, then the Scots. The English hung and drowned their witches, but to a lesser extent than the Scots. The Italians and Spanish were actually better at not killing off their political and neighbourly rivals under the guise of witchcraft. Which is another good example: the witchcraft persecutions were more about the wealth taken from the accused and the settling of scores than about actual practices of witchcraft. Just as climate alarmism is less about climate change damages than about settling socio-political scores and …. money.

Steve from Rockwood

The good news is, they didn’t bother to rehearse. So we can’t really call it a “concerted” effort!

Stephane

WOW !!!! Seriously !!!! We’re getting Closer too BURN THEM !!!!! HERETICS!!!!

geoff

Commies.

Baa Humbug

Haha hah idiots, I noticed only one person had stopped to watch n listen. Everybody else took one look and kept going.

John F. Hultquist

That is so not-beautiful, but is almost moving, as in related to . . . movement.
It is such a contrast to this random act of culture:
http://www.knightarts.org/uncategorized/what-a-joyful-noise-650-singers-burst-into-hallelujah-as-part-of-random-act-of-culture

Nothing like the sound of Orwellian sheep to add holiday cheer.
But seriously, I have a question for anyone who might have an idle moment as the season sets in:
1. If we release CO2 and energy by burning carbon-based fuel, and then
2. natural processes absorb all the CO2 and energy to re-form the carbon-based fuel,
how is there any net release of energy to the environment?
Indeed, since some of the energy from (1) escapes into space, I would assume that we need energy from space just to enable (2).

Baa Humbug

Speaking of idiots, the famous London Black Cabs may be seeing their last days.
The London city officials require that all new black cabs need to be all electric by 2020.
I can just see it now, you call a cab and get the following response..
“Be there in 3 hours gov, just chargin’ the old girl”

PMT

Or maybe :- “Hymn, not so funny.”

Baa Humbug
James Sexton

Yes, peace and social justice. I couldn’t make out any of the things they would do to people such as us, but it probably isn’t a group hug.

Anthony,
you might consider adding this video also… I think we all need the laugh
Satirical sketch of imagined government leaflet advising people on climate vs weather
http://diggingintheclay.wordpress.com/2010/12/14/now-that-is-funny/
REPLY: Looks like a second post coming up…I had seen the video posted in Tips and Notes but haven’t had time to watch it. -A

Jimash

geoff says:
December 15, 2010 at 9:25 am
Commies.
I didn’t want to say it .

Bruce Cobb

Well, there’s certainly no way we’re going to shut up, and in fact telling us to do so will have the opposite effect. So, I guess that means we’re in big trouble. I, for one am quaking in my boots! From laughter, that is.
Thanks, Anthony. You sure know how to lighten the mood.

Douglas DC

Sinners! unbelievers! heretics! Gaia’s gonna get you for that!
Take it away Mel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5McSEU48Y8

latitude

How embarrassing……
All that work, only to be ignored by everyone except one deaf man……….

Thanks for the link Anthony, the hump day Wattsalanche is a lovely distraction from the fresh 2ft of global warming on the driveway.

Frosty

“The group is named after the colour of the ribbons worn by the Levellers, a radical movement in Cromwell’s Model Army. The Levellers believed in equality for all, justice, and human rights – things that inspire us, centuries later. We try to be true to the spirit of the Levellers – steadfastness in the face of oppression, determination to live by their principles.”
I don’t remember the Levellers having a penchant for hypocrisy in the history books.

Cassandra King

Its easy to hate, one step from fanaticism and ignorance and intolerance too many. Its hard for cult members to define and adhere to normal civilised moral behaviour buts its also a very natural psychological reaction of true believers to lash out in anger at any other people who do not belong to the cults greater personality.
To admit error, ‘when the facts change I change my mind’ is actually difficult and represents the highest gift of higher human endeavour. When a cult group personality is forced to face reality it acts to withdraw from that reality but also begins to hate those this group personality sees as responsible for this exposure. The natural reaction of the fanatic is anger and hatred and denial and a desire for revenge.
The tragic result of the years of brainwashing by cynical opportunists has created many fanatics, they will find it almost impossible to see reason and return to some semblance of rational thought, just as rescued cult members are difficult to be deprogrammed so a whole mass of people with an entrenched belief system will be cut loose. The poisonous legacy of a poisonous anti human anti rational belief system unleashed by selfish cynical and manipulative forces will linger long after the CAGW theory is derided by those who champion it today.

The Warmists are their own worst enemy. First they were preaching to a small and shrinking choir, now their choir is singing to themselves. Every video like this turns off more people who might have previously believed or gone along along with the Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming Narrative. O come all ye faithful and challenge the liars who are stealing your money and trying to run your lives in the name of Global Warming.

wobble

“Put them in the desert and ration their water. We’ll see how they like it?”
Does this imply that they all ration their own water use as if they were in the desert?
Anyway, the song is full of low-brow lyrics.

Jeremy

Anthony & moderators… Some of us have youtube blocked at work (for various reasons), is it possible you guys could include a youtube html link as well as the embedded video in your articles? This makes it slightly easier to go find the youtube video with say a smartphone, or to e-mail myself the video for viewing later. Thanks.

wws

I’m surprised they didn’t break into “Springtime for Hitler and Germany!”

Lloyd

Think I can hear the flapping of white coats……………………….

wobble

“Make them explain to their children’s children why they did not care.”
This is always a dead give away for someone that doesn’t understand the science.
The level of care for the environment shouldn’t influence anyone about a scientific issue.
That being said, there are plenty of staunch environmentalists that HATE seeing all the resources which could be used to address real problems but are instead being stupidly diverted towards climate change research.

Bruce Cobb

I had to stop the video and drag it back on several parts in order to figure out what they were singing, but came up with the following things they would like to do to us if we don’t shut up:
1. Tie up our assets in coastal property, (rising expectations).
2. Put us in the desert and ration our water, (we’ll see how they mind it)
3. Take us to the Arctic and make us tread water (watch the polar bears!)
4. Lock us in a room with nothing but money (see what good it does them).
5. Make us explain to our children’s children why -we-did -not CARE!
They seem a vicious lot, especially the parts about putting us in the desert with rationed water, and putting us in Arctic water with polar bears.
The question is,
What shall we do with the Global Warmists, If they don’t get a clue?

Oxford Sceptic

Jimash says:
December 15, 2010 at 9:12 am
hmmmmm. singing in a church about how to punish their enemies , “if they won’t shut up “. .
Nasty lot.
Not in a church – this is inside Oxford Town Hall. We may have a great University but we’ve got our fair share of dimwits too, like everywhere else! They can’t even sing tunefully.

P Wilson

Thats really perverse.
It is these alarmists who are daily proselytising vociferously, and here they are suggesting torture to sceptics for responding.
It seems a particularly belligerent exercise in parochial cruelty and violence

Gaylon

Hey, I didn’t see a pastor. Where’s the PASTOR? Did you see a pastor? Hmmm, man if I knew how I’d photo shop Mann at a podium with a baton. Well, perhaps not, that wouldn’t be ‘above-board’ now would it? ;-D

David Davidovics

Confirming what we suspected all along.
People walking by didn’t seem all that impressed though, and that is somewhat reassuring.

Gaylon

wobble says:
December 15, 2010 at 10:11 am
Agreed, I’d even go one further and say that not only do they not understand, they don’t care about the science.

Stephen Brown

To all our cousins across the Pond, our sincerest apologies.
To show that all we Brits are not pecksiffian warmistas please have a look at the clip below. It was made in early December this year at Sheffield railway station (not the best or most salubrious auditorium, especially at this very chilly time).
http://www.youtube.com/e/y4ClivhepfY

P Wilson

I’m mightily surprise that The Reverend Carla A. Grosch-Miller – the Minister at St Columba’s united reform church – would allow the expression of such barbarity at the rostrum!

Jimash

“Not in a church – this is inside Oxford Town Hall. We may have a great University but we’ve got our fair share of dimwits too, like everywhere else! They can’t even sing tunefully.”
Sorry. I confused your scenic Town Hall with your scenic church.
That actually makes me feel better.

Derrick

Laugh as we may, this is one more reason to never let up calling out these maniacs. Freaks like these only cause problems when the rest of us laugh them off, thereby not taking them seriously. Look at history. We’ve seen this pattern before of blowing off wackos as nothing more and having it come back to haunt us. Thats why WWII happened.
Just my 2c

Oxford Sceptic

Jimash says:
December 15, 2010 at 10:59 am
Sorry. I confused your scenic Town Hall with your scenic church.
That actually makes me feel better.
No problem, Jimash, a very understandable mistake to make. But it ticks me off that the Powers That Be let them sing a blatantly political song (songs?) in that place. What chance might I have of, say, setting up a little stall to distribute ‘Sceptic’ information leaflets?

Tom in freakin cold Florida

The only thing missing was the “Sieg Heil” at the end.

Zeke

And the next act, “Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum”
Fifteen men on a Capitalist’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The science was fixed by the NSF’s pike
The energy supply brained with a marlinspike
And First Amendment’s throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o’day in a boozing ken.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

D. King

Wow, an evil choir…that’s a new one.

tarpon

What liberals always forget, tomorrow always comes, for them. None escape.

Grant Hillemeyer

I emailed them a message saying they forgot the verse about locking us up in concentration camps for asking questions. Just do and think exactly as they say, and we’ll be OK.

Rod Molyneux

Well, as they were kind enough to leave an email address I have sent them the lyrics for a new version of the same song which you can also sing along to and it goes like this:
What shall we do with the eco fascists , what shall we do with the eco fascists, what shall we do with the eco fascists if they if they won’t shut up.
Put them in a yurt on a diet of tofu, put them in a yurt on a diet of tofu, put them in a yurt on diet of tofu .. if they won’t shut up.
What shall we do with the eco fascists, what shall we do with the eco fascists,what shall we do with the eco fascists if they if they won’t shut up.
Hit them with a hockey stick for being stupid , hit them with a hockey stick for being stupid, hit them with a hockey stick for being stupid….. if they won’t shut up
What shall we do with the eco fascists , what shall we do with the eco fascists, what shall we do with the eco fascists… if they if they won’t shut up
Feed them to the polar bears who are hungry, feed them to the polar bears who are hungry, feed them to the polar bears who are hungry.. if they won’t shut up
What shall we do with the eco fascists? What shall we do with the eco fascists, what shall we do with the eco fascists… if they if they won’t shut up,
Teach them about scientific method, teach them about scientific method, teach them about scientific method ……if they won’t shut up.

David C

It’s not so funny when you live in the City. The city council is overrun by left-wingers and greens.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_City_Council#Statistics
We recently found out that our primary schools had worse results than any other in the whole country;
http://www.oxfordtimes.co.uk/archive/2010/11/13/Oxford+news+(om_oxfordnews)/8635474.Oxford_pupils_are_worst_in_country/
I guess the Councillors were too busy letting out their town hall to these propagandists to care about that.

Ted Gray

Hi Anthony.
I have just email this bunch of beauty’s as follows.
Email to: Sea Green Singers & Douglas Hamilton
Climate Skeptic Song -Sea Green Singers
mail@seagreensingers.com
Hello. I would like to wish The Sea Green Singers a Merry Christmas, in their search for truth and peace.
I just saw the video what should we do will the skeptics, I laughed out loud.
You are now in the same good company as the 10.10 people with their Kill any Skeptics by blowing them to bloody bits Video – Yeh man! That’s real climate justice for you.
See 10.10 Video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McHjZ4tfdLw&feature=fvw
George Orwell would be proud of your singers, your ideas of climate change and your version of social justice.
Your sweet little bloody minded singing ditty is a veiled threat at torture and murder by thirst, drowning and suffocation. Maybe you could re-introduce the rack or better still the Inquisition to purge those filthy skeptics from the face of the killer CO2 laced world. This could be your next action video?
What a sanctimonious uninformed and hateful twisted group of freedom lovers you must be? Its nice to see St Columbia’s Church is used for this evil work, is it a place of God or a Star Chamber? Does St Columbia’s Church sanctioning this spiteful hate filled mongering that is sanctioning death to anybody who dares to question the abusive global warming hoax.
If you are the future –we have none!
Here are the words to the song.
Climate Skeptic by Douglas Hamilton words copyright
Tune: What shall we do with the drunken sailor
The verses are sung in unison; the chorus is sung in harmony
Chorus:
What can you do with a climate skeptic x3
If they won’t shut up
1. Tie up their assets in coastal property x3
Rising expectations
2. Put ‘em in a desert and ration their water x3
We’ll see how they like it.
3. Take ‘em to the artic and make ‘em tread water x3
‘Mongst the polar bears.
4. Lock ‘em in a room with nothing but money x3
See what good it does them
5. Make ‘em explain to their children’s children x3
Why they did not care