Chico's new sustainable firefighting idea

I’m going to take a diversion to write about a local story that’s been brewing for months. It’s long and a bit like a Sherlock Holmes mystery, bear with me.

No, this isn't it, but interesting anyway - click

Some WUWT readers have noted that my town Chico, CA has been well known for a few “crazy” things. Some people call it “Berkeley North”. There’s a t-shirt you can buy at the Made in Chico store that says “Chico: Where the Nuts Come From“. This pun speaks to the agricultural base around the community, which produces high quality nuts such as almonds, pistachios, and walnuts. There’s a lot of nut orchards here.

There’s also Chico State University, where there is a large sustainability group. They like to try out all sorts of new ideas on the townspeople, putting our tax dollars to work. Chico also has the dubious honor of having one of the most inane laws in the USA, you may have heard about it.

The Evening Independent - Nov 8, 1983

Chico has a city ordinance preventing storing or testing of a nuclear device within city limits, punishable by a $1000 fine and jail time. At left, here’s a newspaper clipping from 1983 talking about how it came to be. City municipal code section 9.60, Ordinance 1564 §2 says:

The city council finds and declares as follows:

A. That the possibility of nuclear war is a clear and present danger that threatens not only the health, safety and welfare of the citizens of the Chico community, but also their very existence.

B. That the use of nuclear weapons in the event of war, whether for the purpose of self defense or any other purpose, is totally unacceptable.

C. That even participation in preparation against nuclear war is inappropriate in that it lends credence to the belief that such a war is survivable when in fact it is not.

D. That by reason of the foregoing, the interest of the citizens of the Chico community will be best served by making the city a nuclear free zone in which the production, testing, maintenance, and storage of nuclear weapons and nuclear weapons delivery systems is prohibited and in which the appropriation or use of city funds or property for participation in or preparation against nuclear war is also prohibited.

No person shall produce, test, maintain, or store within the city a nuclear weapon, component of a nuclear weapon, nuclear weapon delivery system, or component of a nuclear weapon delivery system. (Ord. 1564 §2 (part))

So, almonds and walnuts aside, it goes without saying that my town is a little, er, “nutty”. On the plus side, it has worked so far, and there’s no nukes going off or kids experimenting with nuclear reactors in their basement that I know of in the town. Though, it appears that I myself am a danger to the town, as a member of the Chico Peace and Justice Center once labeled me as a WMD.

I mentioned that Chico State University has a large sustainability group that tries to impose all sorts of experimental ideas on local citizens.They are so gung-ho about this, they now observe earth month and fly Earth Flags around town every April on city owned streetlight poles:

Chico News and Review PHOTO BY MEREDITH J. COOPER - click for story

What’s this got to do with the fire department? Bear with me, there’s a lot of backstory.

About three years ago I was asked by my local city councilman Larry Wahl to serve on the city of Chico “sustainability task force”. I accepted. More on the whole thing here.

The task force came into being when Vice Mayor Ann Schwab, along with a majority of the City Council, voted in favor of signing on to the U.S. Conference of Mayors Climate Protection Agreement. This was something championed by Portland’s big green mayor.

Because energy efficiency is something I embrace, especially when tax dollars are involved, I was initially enthusiastic. But, the talk soon turned away from alternative energy solutions, to getting a city wide inventory of carbon emissions. The task force didn’t seem the least bit interested in solutions, but focused on tallying carbon emissions in town. That effort didn’t make a lot of sense to me then, since it gained the city nothing.

Now I know why. The “greenhouse gas” report they issued on September 2nd of 2008 had a number of oddball fees, taxes, giveaways, and edicts, such as a city wide gasoline tax, and even free electricity handouts to city employees for sustainable commuting. All of this while we are in an economic downturn and in a city financial crisis.

Link: cic-sustainability-090208

Let’s look at some of the suggested “community reduction” actions in this report presented by Schwab and her sustainability task force:

  • A suggestion to pay city employees to give up their parking spot.
  • Require energy audits on residential units at the time of sale.
  • Increased fees on waste disposal.
  • A local gasoline tax to generate local revenue.
  • Forcing a lights out policy on local businesses after hours
  • Free electricity and free parking for city employees that drive electric vehicles
  • Free or reduced cost electricity and parking for citizens that drive electric vehicles

You can find these items in Appendix C of the report, near the end under “Community Reduction Measures” which are designed to meet a carbon emissions target.

But wait, there’s more. We had a big stink over the proposal for our local Wal-Mart to expand and it almost tore the town apart. It bled over into many things. Right in the middle of the big fight at the council chambers over the use of wood stoves and fireplaces councilman Scott Gruendl tried one of those “sustainability experiments” on the townspeople.

His suggestion was, that as a condition of approval, Wal-Mart be required to put down a million smackeroos to buy new low pollution efficient wood stoves for local residents as a way to fix our wintertime air pollution problem. Mayor Schwab piled on with demands that Wal-Mart be solar powered. Suggestions of extortion were raised. Needless to say they were both almost laughed out of town and Wal-Mart told them nicely, “no”.

Given these sorts of things that come out of our university influenced city government,  it was no surprise to me then when about two months ago I heard a rumor in my local coffee shop, about some upcoming change to our fire protection system.

It seemed that there was a plan afoot to change out the fire hydrants in town. I asked around, but nobody seemed to know what it was about. All I heard was that it was in the planning stage and it had to do with water waste.

There’s been lots of changes in our town infrastructure recently. Our green city council has added roundabouts to minimize traffic jams and idling vehicles, a good thing, and they work well. There’s also the not so popular street bulbing” as a way to discourage vehicle traffic downtown. Many of these projects replaced other surrounding infrastructure such as sidewalks and sewers too.

So changing fire hydrants? I figured it had something to do with all that. Maybe some new model that keeps kids from doing stuff like this and wasting water?

Or maybe some sort of beautification/irrigation project?

Or art project? Chico is big on art.

Or maybe it was some sort of system that was better designed so that the city no longer had to regularly flush the hydrant system, wasting millions of gallons of water each year in a La Nina driven drought stricken state?

Or maybe it was something simpler. I could see a better designed hydrant that prevented slow leakage, like this “soylent green” fire hydrant?

I was intrigued by this idea. What could it be?

Fire hydrants aren’t really high on the list of city improvements. People hardly notice them, except when they get a ticket for parking in front of one. I thought maybe it had to do with saving money, since our city is financially broke, and salaries and benefits (including firefighters) have become a big issue the last couple of years.

I asked around. I asked people at the Rotary club. Nobody knew. I asked our local newspaper editor, David Little, who said he’d “sniff around”. He came up with nothing. I asked our local city government blogger, Lon Glazner, if he had heard anything. Lon’s got moles in the city offices that tell him things, secret things, and he’s scooped local media more than once on city issues that they’d rather not talk about. He couldn’t find anything either.

Yet the guy at the coffee shop swore he’d seen a draft plan to replace fire hydrants in town, and he only knew about it because one of his relatives worked for the fire department. He said they were pretty steamed about it.

I asked a council member. He didn’t know but said he’d look into it. I even asked somebody who was running for council, Mark Sorensen, one of the sharpest guys I know. He hadn’t heard anything either but also said he’d ask around.

I was stumped.

Then I thought, ya know, maybe this has something to do with sustainability. So I asked one of our local sustainability gurus. Yep he’d heard about it. In fact, he pointed me to the document that had the specs.

Remember when I mentioned the City Council voted in favor of signing on to the U.S. Conference of Mayors Climate Protection Agreement which had its roots in Portland?

Turns out there’s a spec for sustainable fire hydrants.

That’s right, the City of Chico is going to replace all of the standard fire hydrants with “low flow” fire hydrants in an effort to save water and money while at the same time being “sustainable”.

Where could they get such a crazy idea?

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INGSOC
April 1, 2010 5:58 am

“No person shall produce, test, maintain, or store within the city a nuclear weapon, component of a nuclear weapon, nuclear weapon delivery system, or component of a nuclear weapon delivery system. (Ord. 1564 §2 (part))”
Oh well. Looks like I won’t be paying a visit anytime soon… 😉
I just hope there is never any need to fight fires!
Good luck…

April 1, 2010 6:00 am

The firefighters in your city might as well piss on the flames

John Bennett
April 1, 2010 6:01 am

I have to hand it to you, Anthony: That was the LONGEST build-up I’ve encountered for an April fool’s joke. Great writing.

Larry Geiger
April 1, 2010 6:01 am

Along this same line, you can go and check out the new Topeka search engine today:
http://www.google.com/
For more info click on “Topeka”.
“Toto, we’re not in Kansas anymore.”

amicus curiae
April 1, 2010 6:09 am

Captain Jack and David are correct, idiots in suburbia are making rules that Kill or ruin rural people, either by fires, as we had and insane no clearing, grazing regs.
or by locking land up for Kyoto.
Today I hear a pollie saying go home and breed for Easter.. no Joke!
while we have not enough homes or land available for the folks we already bred..
oh and the boatloads arriving dailyt.
we jusy got mega millions of litres of water and yet we arent making damns to allow us to keep it for dry times.
bloody fools.

R. de Haan
April 1, 2010 6:29 am

Great article Anthony.
For me this is all proof of the fact that the Green are not only obsessed by gaining control over every aspect of our lives at any costs, they are also crazy!
What’s next, a downsized electric fire truck and an additional carbon tax for those who loose their house in a fire?
These are all symptoms that show a lot of similarity with the way the USSR was ruled in the past.
Vaclav Klaus is right, the Green Doctrine is a major threat to our civilization and the only way to stop this is to introduce a law that keeps them out of Government and out of politics and as a last resort in isolation!
Alternatively I propose to send them on the ultimate mission, to find a new Green Planet.
I think it’s worth the money to build a gigantic space ship and send them on their way to a unknown solar system many light years from here to find a new Earth as the old one is beyond saving anyway.
I am sure most Greens are carved from the right wood to turn such an expedition into a success.

RockyRoad
April 1, 2010 6:43 am

A small nuclear weapon could be delivered by a pickup or truck. Have they banned those types of vehicles in Chico? Even a typical automobile would be large enough to carry such a device. Talk about unintended consequences.

Henry chance
April 1, 2010 6:45 am

The system would not be complete without new solar powered pumpers that run on biofuels for back up. There is an epidemic of irrational notions. They are very expensive. For example. It takes several flushes to get rid of illegal drugs when the cops come and files or records. It takes more trips when the feds want to take light trucks to high fuel mileage standards.
The office tower i have my headquarters in did an environmental audit and security review. We have several law firms that get bomb threats. After 9/11 we had a newly engineered sprinkler system installed. It accidentally went off flooding the mezzanine, the huge atrium florr and two floors under it. The incident happened during installation. Since my grandad was in charge of building the huge building, the only major catastrophies to the building have come from a handfull of major malfunctions of safety equipment doing millions of dollars of damage.
Enviro doo gooders think differently. They think of a fire as wasting precious water and sending up CO2. They don’t think about loss of himan lives or property. It is bad however if a kitty doesn’t live.

Windy City Kid
April 1, 2010 6:46 am

Anthony why doesn’t the council just eliminate the hydrants and make the firemen pee on fires? Wouldn’t that be their perfect solution?

Jimbo
April 1, 2010 6:58 am

Anthony, this appears to have all the hallmarks of an elaborate April Fools Joke. If not then your timing is emaculate. :o)

Curiousgeorge
April 1, 2010 7:00 am

And in related news: http://www.dtnprogressivefarmer.com/dtnag/common/link.do?symbolicName=/ag/blogs/template1&blogHandle=policy&blogEntryId=8a82c0bc268be2db0127b92c6f2e0ee2&showCommentsOverride=false
Larry Geiger (06:01:26) :
Along this same line, you can go and check out the new Topeka search engine today:
http://www.google.com/
For more info click on “Topeka”.
“Toto, we’re not in Kansas anymore.”

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“This is another clear attempt by the Obama administration to once again disregard tradition and apply a top-down heavy response,” said Sen. Lisa Murkowski, R-Alaska.
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R. de Haan
April 1, 2010 7:06 am

Here you have it:
Lovelock: ‘We can’t save the planet’
http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8594000/8594561.stm
So, let’s build that space ship and send them out!

Capn Jack.
April 1, 2010 7:07 am

Anyways didn’t you see the morphs WWF and the rest they are changing names,
They are moving assets.
They already advertise their new names.

April 1, 2010 7:19 am

Had me suckered right up until you got to the “low flow” hydrant. I started out reading looking for the April 1 hook, and decided it wasn’t there about half way through. Nicely done.
A city I lived in years ago declared themselves a “nuclear weapons free zone” and put up a big sign at the airport that said so. I demanded to know if ICBM’s could read or not. I was told not to be obtuse, the sign was “symbolic”. I then demanded to know if it was paid for with “symbolic” tax dollars, or real ones. I was told not to be obtuse, “symbolic” tax dollars don’t exist and wouldn’t be good for anthing if they did. I suggested a corollary on that matter to signs and ordnances declaring us a nuclear weapons free zone. I was at that point firmly escorted out of city hall, and there was nothing symbolic about it.

Paid_Fireman
April 1, 2010 7:19 am

I’ve been a lurker here for a while but as a paid fireman this story compelled I can tell you that this is quite possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of!
“Regular” Hydrants really can’t be any more “sustainable” than the low-flow ones they’re proposing. When hydrants fail in my district, its usually an internal seal problem where they won’t drain once flow has been initiated or won’t open at all. How are those flimsy ones going to hold up over a solid cast-iron one? Will they hold up for 5,10 or even 20-30 years that the normal hydrants do?
I think they’d have a change of heart if they realized how much water is used during a standard dwelling fire and that their flow is inadequate for such needs, nevermind the requirements of a medium to large building with a substantial fire load…

J. Reed Anderson
April 1, 2010 7:28 am

Oh, for the old days… Whatever happened to Chico of the ’70s, when all it was known for were Pioneer Days (hazy memories of drunken debauchery from those who attended) and Velveeta Cheese in the town’s store’s gourmet food aisle. Oh, for simpler times…

BCGreenBean
April 1, 2010 7:28 am

Well written and believable, right to the end. Nicely done 🙂 Only, the piece is actually a bit sobering too, as there’s quite a number of people in my activist circle that – if they heard about the idea, real or not – would be behind it 100 percent.

April 1, 2010 7:32 am

Two brown paper envelopes arrived a few minutes ago. Both marked “House of Commons”. After checking my own graphs were in place and chuckling, I started to get a flavour of the document by dipping in and out.
Wow, Wow & Mega-Wow!
It’s not until you put them altogether and start doing this “statistical sampling” that the full impact really strikes home.
These submissions are going to be read in detail by academics and science writers, and read and reread, and talked about and analysed and there’s no way on earth the full horror can be hidden because it is all out in the open PUBLISHED BY THE MOTHER OF PARLIAMENTS (ISBN 978-0-215-55340-9 £20.50) for everyone to see!
There may be legitimate debate which if any specific individuals are responsible, but there’s no way anyone reading this document cannot reach only one conclusion: “climate science is fundamentally flawed and not fit for purpose”.
And, this will not be isolated to climate “science”: So many politicians have been tainted by this sham, and there is so much damning evidence of a systemic failure in the way science has been run, and the highest profile institutions and journals have laid their own reputations so recklessly on the line, that the effects of this report on the whole of science are going to be talked about for years.

Paid_Fireman
April 1, 2010 7:33 am

Dammit…forgot what day it was and being a FF got me hooked. Well played, good sir. Well played. 😛

don
April 1, 2010 7:39 am

Santa Cruz also has a nuclear free zone ordinance, as well as hosting UC Santa Cruz and Professor Angela Davis. I’ve noticed such zones are popular with cities that have party schools specializing in history of altered consciousness programs, usually imported from the Frankfurt school of reality.

juanita
April 1, 2010 7:44 am

How embarrassing.

April 1, 2010 7:46 am

Bravo! Suckered in to the last! Bravo!
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David S the original
April 1, 2010 7:47 am

Well Anthony you had me there until someone pointed out what the date is. The thing that made it so believable was that you live in California, the land of fruits and nuts.
BTW it seems there are now two David S’ at WUWT, so from now on I’m David S the original.

David L
April 1, 2010 7:49 am

How about saving even more water and attempting cloud seeding if there is a fire? Then the unnaturally induced rain could naturally put it out.

Jimbo
April 1, 2010 7:50 am

I did a quick Googling for low-flow’ fire hydrants and came up with very little. They are apparently thought of as quite inadequate for firefighters.
The following link has plenty of videos and a few other stories related to low-flow fire hydrants.

“A hydrant is supposed to have a minimum 1,000 gallons per minute. Low-flow hydrants have 500 gallons per minute or less. That means they don’t produce enough water for firefighters to adequately fight the fire.”

http://www.wsmv.com/news/18621548/detail.html