Chico's new sustainable firefighting idea

I’m going to take a diversion to write about a local story that’s been brewing for months. It’s long and a bit like a Sherlock Holmes mystery, bear with me.

No, this isn't it, but interesting anyway - click

Some WUWT readers have noted that my town Chico, CA has been well known for a few “crazy” things. Some people call it “Berkeley North”. There’s a t-shirt you can buy at the Made in Chico store that says “Chico: Where the Nuts Come From“. This pun speaks to the agricultural base around the community, which produces high quality nuts such as almonds, pistachios, and walnuts. There’s a lot of nut orchards here.

There’s also Chico State University, where there is a large sustainability group. They like to try out all sorts of new ideas on the townspeople, putting our tax dollars to work. Chico also has the dubious honor of having one of the most inane laws in the USA, you may have heard about it.

The Evening Independent - Nov 8, 1983

Chico has a city ordinance preventing storing or testing of a nuclear device within city limits, punishable by a $1000 fine and jail time. At left, here’s a newspaper clipping from 1983 talking about how it came to be. City municipal code section 9.60, Ordinance 1564 §2 says:

The city council finds and declares as follows:

A. That the possibility of nuclear war is a clear and present danger that threatens not only the health, safety and welfare of the citizens of the Chico community, but also their very existence.

B. That the use of nuclear weapons in the event of war, whether for the purpose of self defense or any other purpose, is totally unacceptable.

C. That even participation in preparation against nuclear war is inappropriate in that it lends credence to the belief that such a war is survivable when in fact it is not.

D. That by reason of the foregoing, the interest of the citizens of the Chico community will be best served by making the city a nuclear free zone in which the production, testing, maintenance, and storage of nuclear weapons and nuclear weapons delivery systems is prohibited and in which the appropriation or use of city funds or property for participation in or preparation against nuclear war is also prohibited.

No person shall produce, test, maintain, or store within the city a nuclear weapon, component of a nuclear weapon, nuclear weapon delivery system, or component of a nuclear weapon delivery system. (Ord. 1564 §2 (part))

So, almonds and walnuts aside, it goes without saying that my town is a little, er, “nutty”. On the plus side, it has worked so far, and there’s no nukes going off or kids experimenting with nuclear reactors in their basement that I know of in the town. Though, it appears that I myself am a danger to the town, as a member of the Chico Peace and Justice Center once labeled me as a WMD.

I mentioned that Chico State University has a large sustainability group that tries to impose all sorts of experimental ideas on local citizens.They are so gung-ho about this, they now observe earth month and fly Earth Flags around town every April on city owned streetlight poles:

Chico News and Review PHOTO BY MEREDITH J. COOPER - click for story

What’s this got to do with the fire department? Bear with me, there’s a lot of backstory.

About three years ago I was asked by my local city councilman Larry Wahl to serve on the city of Chico “sustainability task force”. I accepted. More on the whole thing here.

The task force came into being when Vice Mayor Ann Schwab, along with a majority of the City Council, voted in favor of signing on to the U.S. Conference of Mayors Climate Protection Agreement. This was something championed by Portland’s big green mayor.

Because energy efficiency is something I embrace, especially when tax dollars are involved, I was initially enthusiastic. But, the talk soon turned away from alternative energy solutions, to getting a city wide inventory of carbon emissions. The task force didn’t seem the least bit interested in solutions, but focused on tallying carbon emissions in town. That effort didn’t make a lot of sense to me then, since it gained the city nothing.

Now I know why. The “greenhouse gas” report they issued on September 2nd of 2008 had a number of oddball fees, taxes, giveaways, and edicts, such as a city wide gasoline tax, and even free electricity handouts to city employees for sustainable commuting. All of this while we are in an economic downturn and in a city financial crisis.

Link: cic-sustainability-090208

Let’s look at some of the suggested “community reduction” actions in this report presented by Schwab and her sustainability task force:

  • A suggestion to pay city employees to give up their parking spot.
  • Require energy audits on residential units at the time of sale.
  • Increased fees on waste disposal.
  • A local gasoline tax to generate local revenue.
  • Forcing a lights out policy on local businesses after hours
  • Free electricity and free parking for city employees that drive electric vehicles
  • Free or reduced cost electricity and parking for citizens that drive electric vehicles

You can find these items in Appendix C of the report, near the end under “Community Reduction Measures” which are designed to meet a carbon emissions target.

But wait, there’s more. We had a big stink over the proposal for our local Wal-Mart to expand and it almost tore the town apart. It bled over into many things. Right in the middle of the big fight at the council chambers over the use of wood stoves and fireplaces councilman Scott Gruendl tried one of those “sustainability experiments” on the townspeople.

His suggestion was, that as a condition of approval, Wal-Mart be required to put down a million smackeroos to buy new low pollution efficient wood stoves for local residents as a way to fix our wintertime air pollution problem. Mayor Schwab piled on with demands that Wal-Mart be solar powered. Suggestions of extortion were raised. Needless to say they were both almost laughed out of town and Wal-Mart told them nicely, “no”.

Given these sorts of things that come out of our university influenced city government,  it was no surprise to me then when about two months ago I heard a rumor in my local coffee shop, about some upcoming change to our fire protection system.

It seemed that there was a plan afoot to change out the fire hydrants in town. I asked around, but nobody seemed to know what it was about. All I heard was that it was in the planning stage and it had to do with water waste.

There’s been lots of changes in our town infrastructure recently. Our green city council has added roundabouts to minimize traffic jams and idling vehicles, a good thing, and they work well. There’s also the not so popular street bulbing” as a way to discourage vehicle traffic downtown. Many of these projects replaced other surrounding infrastructure such as sidewalks and sewers too.

So changing fire hydrants? I figured it had something to do with all that. Maybe some new model that keeps kids from doing stuff like this and wasting water?

Or maybe some sort of beautification/irrigation project?

Or art project? Chico is big on art.

Or maybe it was some sort of system that was better designed so that the city no longer had to regularly flush the hydrant system, wasting millions of gallons of water each year in a La Nina driven drought stricken state?

Or maybe it was something simpler. I could see a better designed hydrant that prevented slow leakage, like this “soylent green” fire hydrant?

I was intrigued by this idea. What could it be?

Fire hydrants aren’t really high on the list of city improvements. People hardly notice them, except when they get a ticket for parking in front of one. I thought maybe it had to do with saving money, since our city is financially broke, and salaries and benefits (including firefighters) have become a big issue the last couple of years.

I asked around. I asked people at the Rotary club. Nobody knew. I asked our local newspaper editor, David Little, who said he’d “sniff around”. He came up with nothing. I asked our local city government blogger, Lon Glazner, if he had heard anything. Lon’s got moles in the city offices that tell him things, secret things, and he’s scooped local media more than once on city issues that they’d rather not talk about. He couldn’t find anything either.

Yet the guy at the coffee shop swore he’d seen a draft plan to replace fire hydrants in town, and he only knew about it because one of his relatives worked for the fire department. He said they were pretty steamed about it.

I asked a council member. He didn’t know but said he’d look into it. I even asked somebody who was running for council, Mark Sorensen, one of the sharpest guys I know. He hadn’t heard anything either but also said he’d ask around.

I was stumped.

Then I thought, ya know, maybe this has something to do with sustainability. So I asked one of our local sustainability gurus. Yep he’d heard about it. In fact, he pointed me to the document that had the specs.

Remember when I mentioned the City Council voted in favor of signing on to the U.S. Conference of Mayors Climate Protection Agreement which had its roots in Portland?

Turns out there’s a spec for sustainable fire hydrants.

That’s right, the City of Chico is going to replace all of the standard fire hydrants with “low flow” fire hydrants in an effort to save water and money while at the same time being “sustainable”.

Where could they get such a crazy idea?

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Annei
April 1, 2010 3:57 am

Ha Ha! Happy April Fool’s Day Anthony.
The only problem, like Political Correctness, which started as a joke, and has since become a commonsense-choking, fast-growing weed strangling us all, is that someone, somewhere, will start tormenting the world with it.

OceanTwo
April 1, 2010 4:26 am

Perfectly executed!

Tom in Florida
April 1, 2010 4:44 am

Can I assume Snopes will have to put the kibosh on this story?

Squidly
April 1, 2010 4:46 am

Thanks!
I needed a good chuckle to start me day!
I’m glad to see that there are still people out here that have a sense of humor and are willing to put forth the effort to spread a little joy around.
Thank you, and very thoughtful!

April 1, 2010 4:48 am

I think we are going to need to see some solid proof on this story. When you put California into a story like that, nobody can tell if it’s true or not.
Take this story for example:
http://www.wsmv.com/news/18621548/detail.html

April 1, 2010 4:51 am

My wife points out that ‘low-flow’ fire hydrants should effectively limit building height to one or two stories. That should create lots of ‘green’ jobs demolishing all the higher ones.
/Mr Lynn

Stephan
April 1, 2010 5:02 am

A must read about peer review in climate science by Ross McKitrick, sorry about link maybe there is another way:
click
[Humungous link shortened. ~dbs]

Sean Peake
April 1, 2010 5:08 am
wws
April 1, 2010 5:09 am

LOL – I think I’ve got the Commander 450 on my shower! Had to look high and low for it!!!

Capn Jack.
April 1, 2010 5:11 am

Anyway,
I was saying to a Scientist in the shower, I said if soap falls on floor and you pick it up as an experiment
a) Will soap fall twice.
b) Will you respect me in the morning.
c) Do we need to iterate the experiment until we get consenssus.
She said, and I quote lets do business.

Murray Carpenter
April 1, 2010 5:12 am

Just when Arctic sea ice is about to go into “the black”……..NSIDC as predicted,go off line!!

hedrat
April 1, 2010 5:21 am

And yet, it has already happened, and some time ago, too.
http://www.wsmv.com/news/18621548/detail.html
It’s hard to tell if these were designed for lower flow, or if it is some sort of implementation problem.
So much for jokes…

RockyRoad
April 1, 2010 5:22 am

Actually, until there is a fire, a Sustainability Low-Flow hydrant delivers as much water as the regular type–that is, none! Too bad the size of fires aren’t likewise constrained.
Does Chico have a Hydrants and Access Unit? If not, they need to get one:
http://www.lafd.org/prevention/hydrants/index.html
I suppose the design Chico uses is more amenable to fire suppression than this unit:
http://nerdapproved.com/misc-weirdness/fire-hydrant-doggie-clean-up-bag-dispenser/

Wondering Aloud
April 1, 2010 5:24 am

I can only assume this is an April fools joke.
But, it makes me wonder… Why are so many people moving out into the desert and trying to live in places like California, Arizona etc.? Then they whine about water shortages, Duh? Meanwhile places like Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota, who have no water shortage and never will, are falling in population. It makes me think maybe warming isn’t really all that frightening.

Marty
April 1, 2010 5:24 am

Low Flow as stated in the spec. is a 6 inch hydrant on a 4 inch main. Do they plan on replacing all the water mains to 4 inch?? No sane person in a fire dept would ever dilebriatly (sp) restrict flow for a fire. Water put out fire period! The more the better.
This has got to be an April fool.
Check out the NASA page, they found new evidence of water on the moon
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html
Have a good all fools day!

Steve Goddard
April 1, 2010 5:25 am

Greens also promote a no-growth economy for the US. They want to make sure that graduating students have no future, and that the country goes bankrupt.

geo
April 1, 2010 5:26 am

I thought Chico was known as the cradle for half the alcoholic accountants in California?

Joe
April 1, 2010 5:33 am

What will the cost be to replace all the old hydrants?
Will the firetruck hoses have to be replaced with garden hoses?
Sounds like the ship they built to fit perfectly in the channel locks. Only they forgot the propeller stuck out further than the ship.
🙂

Clive
April 1, 2010 5:36 am

Good one Anthony. Well played.
Clive
PS: You are kidding right? ☺

imapopulistnow
April 1, 2010 5:38 am

Anthony, Hi neighbor. You still working on that Tomahawk in your basement that you told me about a while back?

PaulH
April 1, 2010 5:40 am

I think the pump handle is missing from low-flow hydrant. ;->
Paul

Marty
April 1, 2010 5:40 am

One other bit of lunacy and this is not an April Fools. Check out the renovation to the Edith Green/Wendell Wyatt Federal Building Modernazation project in Portland, OR. It is a GSA building being renovated using the ARRA funds (Obama Stimulas Package).
Green on steroids.
Also they are repeating this all over the country. Take a look at the Peter Rodino Federal Building in Newark, NJ. No sane landloard would think of doing this. After all the green stuff is installed on the building there comes the problem of Maintenance. It will probably triple maintenance costs. So how does this SAVE energy??

Norm814
April 1, 2010 5:41 am

Actually I was more intrigued by the Non-nuke ordinance.
“for participation in or preparation against nuclear war is also prohibited.”
Can’t build a fall-out shelter?

Rick
April 1, 2010 5:49 am

The funny part is that it is so believable!!

hedrat
April 1, 2010 5:56 am

Beaten to the punch I see. Sorry for re-posting the link you found, Sgt Relic.