The photo below originally appeared in the NYT showing Air Force One returning from Copenhagen.
It of course, screams for a caption. I’m sure our readers can provide one.
Here’s the original caption and story from the NYT.
Major Snowstorm Hits Atlantic Coast
A major winter storm was moving up the Atlantic Coast on Friday night, with forecasters expecting accumulations of one to two feet of snow in some areas. President Obama returned early Saturday from climate talks in Copenhagen, landing at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland in the midst of the storm.
I’ll fill in the balloon with the best caption
Pilot: Tower, we’ve got a big storm here.
Tower: Airforce One, please clarify. You’re on the ground.
Pilot: Ahhhh, roger that. That would be interior weather.
Tower: * ? *
Pilot: We’d like to requisition one straight jacket.
Tower: * ? *
Pilot: Please. No questions. Just mark it with “B” and hustle, will ya’ ?
silence……….
silence…………….
digital watches ticking………
Jeopardy music plays……………….
“ROAD TRIP! Get me Chavez on the phone.”
Oh, this is what they meant by Cranial-Rectal Inversion Syndrome!
To hell with the CO2! Keep those damned heaters going!!
it’s falling harder than my popularity polls.
I haven’t read all 958 responses, so perhaps someone already thought of this:
“So who are you going to believe, Mr. President, my GCM, or your own lying eyes?”
What do you mean we can’t stop payment on the $100 billion?
Either get rid of the snow or the photographers!
Dr. Seuss (aka Brassmonkey) has it right at 12/20, 7:35:27 above.
how do you spin this?
Stephen Brown (14:28:28):
“Obamandias”
That’s good.
I told Al liquid CO2 was freezing cold!
Edit 14:26:10
Either get rid of the snow or get rid of the photographers!
“Sure, it was all just a snowjob, but the voters will buy it.”
“What was that Mantra?”
“Whether the climate is not… nope, that’s not right”
“Whether or not the climate is… Damn!
“Eurostar cancels trains a second day, service may be curbed until Christmas”:
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aouoJDsHdsnU&pos=9
it looks colder than tigers bedroom out there.
“Even the American public won’t buy this.”
Snowstorm? What snowstorm? There is no snowstorm.
Well, ah, obviously…… having been trained as a lawyer, I can recognize climate injustice when I see it.
S’no time to be snowing
S’no time to be blowing
A wintry storm of discontent
And sceptic dissent.
Uh, ah, um……. where have all the unicorns gone ?
“Don’t worry. The snow will hide the carbon footprints.”
…snow? what snow?
Sir, I am sorry but you just can’t stay here forever, you have a country to run.