The photo below originally appeared in the NYT showing Air Force One returning from Copenhagen.
It of course, screams for a caption. I’m sure our readers can provide one.
Here’s the original caption and story from the NYT.
Major Snowstorm Hits Atlantic Coast
A major winter storm was moving up the Atlantic Coast on Friday night, with forecasters expecting accumulations of one to two feet of snow in some areas. President Obama returned early Saturday from climate talks in Copenhagen, landing at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland in the midst of the storm.
I’ll fill in the balloon with the best caption
“Are we still in Copenhagen?”
“$@#$&@#$$$&$(%$(@(*&$*%%$%$)&)%$)%)$&^!!!”
Caption;
-These Boeings sure is comfortable!
-Thank God for Western sivilisation.
-Another gin and tonic before the limousine arrives?
Ahhh…good to be home in the nice warm U S of…….oh….
“This might make it difficult to pass the Copenhagen Climate Consessions in congress”
or
“Perhaps we should wait for summer to send this thing to congress”
“Global warming my ass!
Obviously my trip was a success. Global warming has already gone.
Hmmm…so this is the Gore Effect eh? Make sure someone sends him to Aspen before my ski holiday…I want to make sure I’ve got fresh powder.
or…
“Perfect, Congress will be snowed in and will have no choice but to pass the Copenhagen Climate Consessions before the spring thaw”
Climate change you can believe in!
“Nothing to see here, the science is settled”
Obama returns from Copenhagen triumphant, having reversed global warming.
Get Al Gore on the phone.
We need to talk.
Not a problem, I’m good at shoveling.
And we thought Copenhagen was a snow job!
So, THIS is what “irony” looks like.
“Damn! Al beat me here!”
“Glad we got that global warming thing licked”.
Great to be home in the land of CO2 emissions. Note to climate change modellers: How much extra CO2 do we need to warm us up a bit?
“Damn, I’m good!
I’ve ended global warming!”
Caption
Mr. President, all that hot air from Copenhagen just froze on the way over.
“Well, that worked. Damn I’m good!”
Rahm, did you get that order delivered to Gore
to stay the hell away from Washington?
Repeat after me: I see no snow, I see no snow, I see no snow…. Damn, it’s still there!
“Tell Robert Gibbs to say, “The science of global warming is more than settled.” “
“Hansen and NASA said this
wasn’t supposed to happen!”
or
“Is Al Gore in D.C. again?”
CAPTION:
“Ohh…Al is right, this snow is really 0.1°C warmer than that of last year”
I’ll fill in the balloon with the best caption
It’s a sprint to get the best one!!!
“It’s only weather, Mr President”
“The only whether is whether I fire Hansen’s ass today or tomorrow”
Those chinese gave us a Tea Party!
Seriously Kwik?
Why does it not do what they say?
Whiteout!
“Just as we have created or saved 100,000’s of jobs so we are doing for global warming.”
[snip ] Damn It, why did Al Gore need to hitch a ride?
Are we there yet?
Let me be perfectly clear…….
Bush left this mess.
“Daddy, does this mean you’re wrong?”
This post isn’t showing up on the front page, just the link in the sidebar
“Finally, a source of Hot Air to warm our frozen butts…!”
“I ‘hope’ this weather will ‘change’….”
Henry chance (08:53:14) :
Let me be perfectly clear…….
Bush left this mess.
FUNNY!!
Success! The sea level is probably falling as well!
Remind me to fire that Hansen clown.
My caption is:
“Don’t worry Mr. President, it’s rotten snow.
I hope it isnt snowing in Hawaii next week.
I have ended the warming!
“The models predicted this. It’s worse than we thought!”
“A global warming conference in December….nice move guys”
“D@mned Gore Effect”
OT, they have snow today in Nice, SE France. Gore effect, indeed.
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//091219/481/603d554f4c774822bd1a36f32ae5c907/
Dang! That Copenhagen agreement sure was effective..
I can only hope health care is handled with the same skill and audicity
“Bush and Rove did this!”
How about this for a caption: “1-2 feet of Global Warming! It’s worse than we thought!”
You could grow icicles out there.
“don’t worry Mr. President, Hansen, Mann, and Jones assure me this will be ‘adjusted’ to be the warmest December 18th this century.”
Get Hansen on the phone! “Hey bro, wazup. Listen, we have a little problem here. Can you come up with a trick to hide the gawddamnsnow? Good. Get back to me as soon as you have the article in print. Use that Nature rag. I know the publisher and he’ll have Mann peer review the thing.”
“It’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature.”
“Shovel ready?”
“Er… Rahm. You said this was only going to be a MEANINGFUL snow storm!!”
“I can’t wait for the global cooling conference in Cairo. Lets do it in July”
Can’t we just refuel and head to the Maldives?
“Darn, this must be Moscow!”
Haven’t we taken off yet?
Empty like that seems quite appropriate.
“American children gain much pleasure from snow, pleasure that many African children will never experience. We are a selfish nation, our children are selfish and they should be ashamed of themselves. Crystalline water ice inequality is a major moral issue that must be addressed by rich nations.”
OR
“All hail my latest achievement, the reversal of global warming. I truly am a god.”
“I’ll be out in a minute, just finishing up the calculations for my carbon footprint for the trip.”
Yeah, right.
My Fellow Americans ….. I’ve just saved you from bankruptcy
Revision, with a nod to other posters 🙂
Damn I’m good — sea level’s probably falling, too.
“Yes we canned global warming”
Refuel, We’re off to Kenya!
DaveE.
whispering:That’s why I only made a half-hearted global warming mitigation agreement
“Gee! The North Pole! I just love these little surprises. Can I meet Santa now?”
My dandruff shampoo isn’t working
Ah, land of the free and skeptical.
Throw another $100 billion log on the fire, quick.
“I suck! Inhofe for President.”
It looks like a Chinese cloud seeding operation. I guess I shouldn’t have pissed them off.
This is part of a vast right-wing conspiracy
my god, I’m powerful.
Actually, I think the “empty words” balloon is very appropriate as it is. I don’t think he’s ever said anything of substance, especially in regards to climate change.
I’m dreaming of a green Christmas…
“Tiger! Ho man ya should been in Copenhagen! Those Scandinavian chicks are hot.” (LOUD CLICK!!)
Quick fake the data and put it in the IPCC report as a JULY picture
At least it snowed in Nice France too!
grumpy old man (08:44:21) :
Not a problem, I’m good at shoveling.
lol
shoveling what?
“Welcome to Washington for another Obaminable Snowjob!”
A+
How about a variation of the matrix, there is no spoon.
God: Do not try and stop the warming. That’s impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.
Obama: What truth?
God: There is no warming. Then you’ll see that it is not the climate that changes, it is only yourself.
“Now that we’ve won the war on warming, we’re going to need to fight a war on cooling. Anyone for a tax on Oxygen?”
Mann is now trying to distance himself from Jones et al. It won’t work- just check out the comments to his article.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/17/AR2009121703682.html
(No caption as it would require CO2)
“Oh, s**t, I wonder if this world government thing we’re trying to do will end up like the ‘Tower of Babel'”?
X@*&%%$!!!
Al got here first!
Wow one days work and i have fixed the world, i feel another nobel award coming!
Behold the Warming has ended and I have brought you to he promised climate.
Perhaps this is too crass but please keep in mind that such ugly truth is often revealed by our polititions in their private moments.
If Obama is sincere, he might utter, [snip] However, I suspect he really thinks, “Suckers.”
Mr. President, the science is not only settled, it appears to be frozen as well.
We’re going to pass a treaty to fight global warming and we’re not going to let reality get in the way.
Well done Mr President; a washout and a whiteout!
If it get colder I can use my own hockey stick
“I smell a Rove!”
“The denialist press is going to have a field day!”
“This unprecedented snow is just unprecedented weather and is not to be confused with unprecedented climate change.”
“I need Mike’s Nature Trick – quick!”
I leave Biden in charge for ONE day……..
sorry meant to read
If it gets any colder I can use my own hockey stick
[snip] skeptics are gonna have a FIELD DAY with this!
Get the AP and Reuters on this….our efforts are already showing success!
You know Rahm, I can’t believe how easy this job is. All I had to do was fly to Copenhagen and look! I’ve fixed climate change faster than the economy!
Obama solves Global Warming, makes it snow!
I didn’t spit up my coffee till Anthony wrote. Best, by far:
“Don’t worry Mr. President, it’s rotten snow.”
Pilot to Obama:
“You’re going to look awfully stupid stepping out of this plane.”
“Thank God. This cold means we will have little problem to show rising temperatures by next year’s climate conference…”
I really am the messiah, one speech in Copenhagen and global warming is fixed!
“No Sir, Mr. President. We were actually referring to hiding the decline of your poll numbers. Watch your step there, Sir, it is still very slick.”
“I, the Messiah, led the Global Warming forces to victory.
Uh … what was that, Michelle?”
artw
Awesome. Those are bloody palm trees!
We’re all supposed to want cooling instead?
Quick, fire those engines back up, my feet are getting cold!
“Can you run that Climategate thing by me one more time”
“Gibbs – did you remember to bring the hockey sticks?”
Typo
“Tiger! Ho man ya shoulda been in Copenhagen! Those Scandinavian chicks are hot.” (LOUD CLICK!!)
artw (09:05:36) :
“don’t worry Mr. President, Hansen, Mann, and Jones assure me this will be ‘adjusted’ to be the warmest December 18th this century.”
Gets my vote
“Freeze in our time” or ” I have a piece of paper……….”
“What do you mean its not winter yet?”
“The fundamental transformation of the United States of America.”
“Bwaaa haaa haaa”
OR
“Watts up wit dat”
Obama: “See how successful we were. It’s working already!”
Either:
“Don’t worry. We’ll be sure to adjust this blizzard out of site”
or simply
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Mission accomplished.
These #** scientists failed to hide the decline!
“By any chance, is Al Gore in town?”
or
“Remember, it’s weather, not climate.”
or
“Try looking out the other window.”
“The guys at NASA & NOAA say “it’s weather, not climate”
Anyone who utters ‘Merry Xmas’ is fired!
Global Warming
Bawling Glamor
Grim Banal Glow
Garbling Ma Owl
Blown Alarm Gig
Climate Change
Catch Genial Me
Magic Leach Net
China Get Camel
Ace Amen Glitch
President! They’re saying you’re the biggest ironic farce since records began!
WATTSUPWITHTHAT !!!!
Damn it! I’ve left my snow shoes in Copenhagen.
“Look at all the flower petals! It’s spring time! Stupid Global Warming!”
By the way, not sure if you’ve seen this before: http://3.ly/P6ob It’s an article about how Wikipedia has been subverted by the AGW crew.
Hm! snow in winter, AGW is really hitting us hard this time. Someone call Nancy and Harry!, we urgently need to pass a bill to regulate snowfall.
“Wake up Mr President – it’s all been a dream !”
“Our power over Earth’s climate is complete. Bwuhahaha!”
The evidence is clear; Climate Change has given us the warmest snow blizzards since records began.
“I thought we were landing in Maryland, not the artic”
You mean you got the signs the wrong way round and it’s cooling?
I’m sorry Mr. President, we left your goulashes in the oval office. They are in the same box with your “teleprompter”.
or………
President stay on the plane. The Shadow of Death, I mean Gordon, is waiting in Arrivals
“Who let Gore on the [snip] plane?”
“This must be some terrorist attack…”
Love the captions guys, I had a couple all picked out but ya’ll beat me to it. Have a Merry Christmas
Hot air and US President’s integrity stranded in Copenhagen…ego arrives DC in tact.
“You’ll never know what I am saying because the whiteout is hiding my words”
I’d leave it as it is,a big fat nothing…
The caption should be, of course —
WATTS UP WITH THAT!?
Mr President Sir, we’ve just found a stowaway in the hold… a man by the name of Albert Gore.
Oh! There you are Al, thank goodness. I had a dream………. a terrible dream….
I dreamed, in a sense we’ve come to our nation’s capital to cash a check………i dreamed, of signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. It was only a dream Al…wasn’t it….. Al…Al..
Ok, ok, who let Gore land first?
My caption is:
“Watts up with that?” 😉
Hey Holdren – I told ya!
Where’s my 20 bucks?
Oh no – a sign from God saying “It’s not the CO2!”
“Oh, a snowstorm? I was expecting another storm that starts with s!”
“Step away from the windows… nothing to see here…”
So where is the Global Warming ?
(grabbing phone)
Mann, Hansen .. you’re fired !!
Where the hell is global warming! I’m freezing!
“Don’t worry, Mr. President. The crew will lay a carpet of surplus dollar bills to your limo to keep your shoes clean.”
What ‘Gore Effect”?
As President, I commanded
‘colder’ and it is… Call it
The Obama Effect, OK?!
“This is an even chillier reception than I got from the Chinese delegation!”
P. Gosselin stole mine (it’s worst than we thought)
Then what about this:
Damn, these oil industry exec’s are good. First they froze the talked in copenhagen and now they are freezing hell over.
Caption: “See I am so awesome, I am already affecting the climate. I absolutely rock!”
“Hey! WUWT?”
On a more serious note – I’ve long thought that the best way to convince people that global warming is overhyped is with memorable storms. This one will get the attention of 50 million people and all of the US Senate who can’t declare a snow day if they want to pass health care legislation before Chrstmas.
With some long term forecasts calling for a mid-Atlantic storm track this winter, this storm may be only the first of several reminders. Yay!
S’now business like show business.
‘Yes we can’t’
“Negative feedback has kicked in, Mr President.”
“Then CO2 must be to blame!”
“I was talking about the opinion polls, sir.”
As we Noo Yawkuhs like to say,
“Weah’s da’ global wawmin’?!!”
I actually really like the idea of a blank speaking bubble (or thinking bubble) over Obama’s head, but I think that would not be clear enough coming from the plane.
how about:
“This is Bush’s fault.”
Mission Accomplished!
“When you control the media as I do, truth is never an inconvenience to my agendas.”
“SIR, please watch your step, there is five inches of global warming on the ground”
Mission accomplished!
“Those [snip] deniers and their snow machines!”
Sorry – all the best lines were used above.
Dammit, theh Gore effect again! Al, that’s the last time you bum a ride with me!!
oops, here it is without typo
Dammit, the Gore Effect again! Al, that’s the last time you bum a ride with me!!
Unprecedented snow in DC. Another great unprecedented accomplishment I have succeeded in for the nation!
Barack ‘BamBam’ Obama
Well wake him up damm**!
If he can stop the rise of the oceans he outta be able to melt some snow.
“Lose the shades, Gore.”
???
How do you spell, “Peace in our time”?
…and it says here ‘a dollar for every snowflake’! who put that in?
Honey! Have you finished with the phone?
“Looks like a good night to give up cigarettes.”
It’s a message from God.
“It’s a CRUel world”
Looks like we just landed in the Twilight Zone….
Any glaciers forming yet?
thank you for flying Air Force One, please remember to buy your Carbon Offsets at the exit area.
Stupid Al Gore. He can’t get anything right!
Hummm, this is unusual. 20 inches of snow in DC? It must be because of global warming!
“Wow! I’m gone for one day and look how much the climate changed!”
Having donned red slippers, der commander-in-chief is found repeating:
“There’s no place like home, click-click, there’s no place like … ” (Chicago, the snow belt et al …)
.
.
“The ‘extent’ of this stuff proves nothing, Mr. President. It’s ‘thinner’ than last year’s snow. I’ve never seen such skinny snow!”
CH
“This is China’s fault.”
“Watch your step Michelle, there’s a whole lotta Global Warming out here!”
It’s worse than we thought, the climate changed again. Hell actually froze over this time.
“Mission accomplished”
One degree
Two degree
Doh
“At the airport we can build a snowman,
And pretend that Al Gore’s not a clown
We’ll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
Until Jim Hansen comes to knock him down.”
I am sorry, Mr President, the pilot’s new, he thought you wanted to go to Greenland.
Maybe it’s time for another “Weather is not climate” posting about the blizzard on the East Coast? They’ve shut down a lot of airports today. Folks who didn’t get out of Copenhagen yesterday may well be stuck somewhere…
“But it’s a Warm Snow”
Where’s Al , I’ll skin him
Welcome to Andrews Air Force base, Mr President. The cottonwood trees are in full bloom in this unusually warm year.
Little ice-age here!
The Copenhagen agreement has worked faster than expected….. The carbon offsets are rapidly cooling the planet as we speak.
(this caption will only work for those who understand sarcasm;-)
Mission Accomplished!
“If those folks in Copenhagen had done their job right, we wouldn’t be in this mess right now.”
iurockhead (09:04:32)
and in the spanish costas, SW france not abive -1 today and -12 last night. 150mm of snow on the ground. The UK having it’s worst pre-xmas snow since the worst winter on record 1962/3. et so on.
Caption : Was that a toilet role I signed in Danemark.?
1. Is Palin in town or are we in Alaska?
2. I said “Washington”, not “Ottawa”.
3. When I said go to “W” I meant “Waikiki”.
Stay seated, Sir. The endangered polar bear population has exploded and there’s a couple of them outside the plane right now.
“If I say there is NO snow! Then there is NO snow!
We’ve only stopped in Ottawa to refuel … right?
Not for the caption but how soon can we start to hear scare stories about global freezing and hordes of raveging killer polar bears due to co2 . For the caption:
“I’m dreaming of a oh..sir, I think we have another type of bing problem……..”
“I think I’ll send Joe to pick up my next Nobel.”
Al Gore: Mr President, as you can see, GW is worse than we thought.
“Holy busted thermometers, Mr. President!”
Now this is change I can believe in!
OH goody daddy w’re going to have a white Christmas… Shut up kid, I don’t want to hear it.
“Another blooper like this and no one will ever belive me again!”
“Damn it! I told Gore NOT to meet us at the airport!”
“This is the moment you predicted, sir! The oceans have stopped rising. The earth is cooling. We have restored our nation’s image as the last, best hope on earth! Now, could you say something that would warm things up just a little?”
What’s up doc? Global Cooling, I guess!
I trust the photo was taken after they plowed the runway.
Damn the data! Full speed ahead!
“Those white things Mr. President? Those are the
ghost-tears of dead baby polar bears.”
Rahm, why have we landed in Wasilla???
…decline hope and hide the change…mm..changee hope and hide the decline…
hu…whatever…[snip]
“Al Gore must be in town”
“Stop laughing at me, God!”
P Gosselin’s got it. It has to be, “It’s worse than we thought!”
Message from Lord Monckton for you sir.
What does “All your base are belong to us” mean?
“I’m kinda glad COP15 failed,that new Hydrogen tank makes Airforce one look silly.”
“This is positively the last time I give Al Gore a ride in Air Force One!”
“Somebody up there has an odd sense of humor”
Whitehouse whitewash whiteout.
Don’t forget your lines, Mr. President. Repeat after me:
“This is MORE PROOF of global warming!”
If you say it, they’ll believe you. Come on, let’s try again…
Hmmm-might be the last good photo op for Crossing The Delaware 2.0
“Get me to Yamal stat! That one tree is our last chance for some warming!”
“OMG, gobal warming made the sky fall!!!!”
Where’s a blind eye when you need one?
Sorry, I don’t know where else I can post this and get input from knowledgeable skeptics.
I am currently trying to find out more information on this:
In Lord Monckton’s letter to Dr. Pachauri he (unscientifically)
demonstrated that the slopes for the previous periods of warming were
similar to the slope of the warming period we are currently in (page 6
in the PDF linked below.)
http://scienceandpublicpolicy.org/images/stories/papers/originals/pachauri_letter.pdf
However I’m having trouble finding data or studies that demonstrate
the warming is occurring at the same rate as earlier in the century.
This is where I am going with this:
The scientific literature says that our current warming (last 30-35)
years is too great to be caused by the sun alone. They attribute it
of course to anthropogenic causes. They wholly attribute the
1850-1975/1980 warming we have seen to natural causes. It sure seems
that if our current warming is at a rate no greater than the previous
warming that it could be caused by the same natural mechanisms.
Please help with any information you may have.
Success! We sure fixed global warming, and fixed it real fast.
Gaia is a denier!
Plenty of excellent, I like the “don’t worry Mr. President, Hansen, Mann, and Jones assure me this will be ‘adjusted’ to be the warmest December 18th this century” as well as “Obviously my trip was a success. Global warming has already gone”.
yesterday went to watch videos of Piers Corbyn, there was an opportunity to read his forecast done on the 2nd of December for the second part of december. for the US and Canada he wrote: “19th to 31st: a series of waves of severe and at times dangerous wintry weather” a little bit down he wrote “severe deluges of snow/blizzards hail & winter thunder/ tornadoes at times”. And more particularly “19-20 Dec Major SWIP & Deluges / extreme activity”. Ok it started on the 18th but it is relatively accurate so far.
Sorry guys but 22nd and 23rd is the same, then 25th to 27th, it is moderate and not major. then “28th to 30th MAJOR (in capital letters) cold blasts & snowstorms extreme activity TOPa SWIP with notable simultaneous extreme events around world.” I do not want to know what he would have forecasted if there was no global warming!?
No gentleman I am reliably informed that the climate is warm it’s the weather that is cold.
So do you want the fur muffles or not sir?
Erm!!
“We have enough fuel to make it to Hawaii Mr. President, but Rahm wants to check that AF1s carbon footprint won’t reflect badly on you in light of Nopenhag.., sorry, Copenhagen. Want to make some snow angles while we wait?”
“Hey, it is really bad blizzard! This is proof of man made climate change.”
I’ve always said we can lick this global warming thing….Yes we can.
Time to keep my promise. Order 600,000 shovels and get those people working. While your at it, find some solar powered snow blowers.
Damn, CO2 isn’t gassing the planet!
What do you mean we can’t take off, who the hell let that Glow Ball Warming ice up our wings?
BTW are we still on the “Hope ‘n Whoring” tour?
Hans Island has issued weather reports indicating heavy snowfall gusting winds and much Christmas joy.
“And you will have joy and gladness, and many will rejoice at his birth”
Cheers
Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
Frankenstein Battalion
2nd Squadron: Ulanen-(Lancers) Regiment Großherzog Friedrich von Baden (Rheinisches) Nr.7(Saarbrucken)
Knecht Rupprecht Division
Hans Corps
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”
Oh, cool, Coppenhagen was a success, Hillary. It’s snowing!
Bring me the Head of Global Warming..
I guess Global Warming really IS a snow job!
“Great! Finally a shovel-ready project!”
Pjotr
The snowy photo’s empty speech bubble is a suitable metaphor for an era dominated by an almost complete scientific, political, journalistic and cultural intellectual whiteout among the Western Establishments. Climategate and the fiasco of COP15 hopefully marks the dawning of a new era or, dare I say, a truly democratic New World Order of rationality and sanity.
Caption: Where’s the m…heat?
“I shall now walk on water.”
The falling ash has been traced to three main locations around the World.Analysis shows it to consist of the residue of computer hard-drives,reports say.
Dang it…All those flakes in Copenhagen followed us home!
“Ticker tape parade greets President after European climate victory”
Is it the day after tomorrow already?
Welcome home to the land of the FREE – ZING Mr President!
Copenhagen! Everyone’s gone off piste.
“Now we’re down,…who’s the joker who decided to show ‘The Day After Tomorrow’ as the in-flight movie on the way home!”
-“snow chains? why whould we need snow chains ?”
Just imagine how cold it would of been if it wasn’t for global warming!
“Blow, blow, thou winter wind,
Thou art not so unkind
As man’s ingratitude”
Barak: Damn, I was sure the weather would do as I said.
Michelle: Never mind, neither could that old king of England and Denmark command the tide. He was a silly Knut!
Wow! This is unprecedented! Who would have thought I could solve
Golbal Warming so quickly?
“The day after Copenhagen.”
Lol
“I sure do hope the missus is knitting me a red, white, and blue scarf for Christmas. Brrrr.”
“Whoever came up with ‘climate change’ is a genius.”
Hey anyone remember that old Airport movie?
You see, this IS “consistent with” global warming!
“And what do I get for being the one and only environmentally friendly, post-racial President? A ‘white’ Christmas at the ‘White’ house. Jeremiah warned me there would be days like this!”
“Well the snow’s sure settled! What was that about the science?”
” Mesiah Obama,God here. I agree “Time for talk is over”. I chased you out of Hopenhagen with a foot of snow and gave you two feet of snow in Washington for good measure. How do you like that “peer review”?
What’s our Plan B?
Crap
COP15 in December… If it were up to the UN the Winter Olympics would be in July in Haiti.
“The update from the met as we overflew Britain was for 15C and clear skies.”
Actually, I vote for:
John Wright (09:09:26) :
Empty like that seems quite appropriate.
I’m dreaming of a white christmas!
Peace In Our Time
But the EPA told me this couldn’t happen…
Michelle, Where did you put the sweater Putin knitted for me?
Who’s the prankster at HAARP?
**think** “See no snow. Hear no snow. Speak no snow”
…. Damn, THIS SNOW IS SLIPPERY!
“Mr. President, yes it’s not snowing there and yes there will be plenty of available space, but I’m worried that an executive order to move the White House to Guantanamo isn’t in our best interests right now.”
‘I’m sorry Mr.President.The Polar Bear’s we brought here for the photo op have escaped and we can’t find them.’
“No Mr. President, those aren’t Co2 molecules falling from the sky.”