From the Al Gore Sex Poodle Institute and the “almost too stupid to print” department comes this: New report blames global warming for rising rates of infidelity
Victoria Milan, a dating website for people looking to cheat on their significant other, surveyed 5,000 of its members, both men and women. A shocking 72% of them responded that yes, their own Al Gore-esque stress about unpredictable weather is the cause of their extra-marital dalliances.
Guess the fact of their existing committed relationships was just an inconvenient truth. Survey respondents also reported that they’re more likely to sneak a little on the side in hot weather than in cold.
Survey respondents also reported that they’re more likely to sneak a little on the side in hot weather than in cold. That makes sense — after all, which would you say is sexier, a steamy Miami day or a polar vortex?
Full story: http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/2014/05/global_warming_makes_couples_cheat_says_dating_website.php
Of course, the fact that the dating site itself encourages such dalliances can’t possibly be a factor, it MUST be global warming. Still, I blame Al Gore, who after all, invented the Internet, enabling such online sex shopping behavior in the first place.
* The Warm List – seen here: http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm
When you’re hot, you’re hot!
Time for me to pour myself a cold adult beverage and ogle the cute neighbor.
Sure, Al.
“You shall not commit adultery.”
Exodus 20:14 (1446 B. C.)
On my way out now, fantastic.
Thanks — a — lot, An-th-ony — now that pesky Dave is staring at me out in the window. How am I ever going to get a tan?!
lolololololol
India must be a hot bed of ………… Got my ticket.
Well, this story is nice and all that but we are missing the big picture here. Catastrophic Mann-Made Global Warming is causing Americans to cheat on their income taxes. This is a very important story and given a small grant I would be happy to investigate it further. (anyone got any spare grant application forms?)
Well, of course I made a typo — this is very upsetting to me!!
Has “Climate Affective Disorder” CAD, made it into the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) yet? Can’t wait to see that argued on TV’s Divorce Court.
I know “Seasonal Affective Disorder” due to weather changes has. I have my “happy light” plugged in for my parrots to keep them stable during the winter season here. (About 8 months in Seattle)
Well, when confronted with a hot model there is a need to be comforted
No need for me to cheat. My girl oscillates between princess and viking shield maiden. I always have choice at the press of a button (or the squeeze of a nipple).
If she reads this, it’ll be the shield maiden for a while.
Janice Moore says:
Thanks — a — lot, An-th-ony — now that pesky Dave is staring at me out in the window. How am I ever going to get a tan?!
Sorry Janice. It’s that pesky global warming!!
People can be thankful to Global Warming for sooo much now. They don’t have to take responsibility for anything, even their decisions.
When I was a kid Flip Wilson became famous for a variety of skits based on ” The devil made me do it.”
So now all I have to tell my wife, is “Climate change made me do it”
What ever happened to “baby, it’s cold outside”?
And since, all things considered, more sex poodling means . . . .
more use of intimate lubricants that are petroleum based . . .
which pushes us toward worse than we thought peak intimate petroleum lubricants . . .
so bad, bad (good good) global warming.
John
Reblogged this on CraigM350 and commented:
It’s a sin 😉
On hot days (much of the year here in Hervey Bay) there are lots of hot young women running around the local beach and bars, wearing very little. Sometimes I feel a little randy. Must be global warming.
Global Warming made me do it!
But seriously, I’ve been cold, and I’ve been hot, and hot wins. The only real difference between the sheets here in the tropics is that sex causes much more sweat (and there are fewer sheets).
Eric:
Too many too beached (er, bleached) sun bathers at the beach wearing too little clothes in too hot a climate to bare (er, bear) resisting?
Caution: Not safe for polar bares!
Janice Moore says: May 28, 2014 at 3:29 pm
Well, of course I made a typo — this is very upsetting to me!!
It wos globul warming wot made you do it.
Maybe since these people are stupid enough to believe the AGW scam; it’s more that stupid people are cheating. 😉
This explains everything.
Alarmists are very much like spousal cheaters. They pile up one lie after another and those lead to bigger lies about more lies.
And now the climate cheaters (alarmists) can say the weather made them do it.
Perfect.
It’s the “they tell us we’re all gonna die, so I better go out and get some strange” syndrome.
RACookPE1978
Eric:
Too many too beached (er, bleached) sun bathers at the beach wearing too little clothes in too hot a climate to bare (er, bear) resisting?
Ouch – so there is a bad side to temperatures which encourage people to bare all! 🙂