IPCC now in Bizarroland: Pachauri releases “smutty” romance novel

Just when you think things can’t get any more bizarre with the IPCC, having just learned that the IPPC 2007 report used magazine articles for references, head of the IPCC, Dr. Rajenda Pachauri, provides comedy gold. According to the UK Telegraph, he’s just released what they describe as a “smutty” romance novel, Return to Almora laced with steamy sex, lots of sex. Oh, and Shirley MacLaine.

Here’s the good doctor, grinning like a Cheshire cat at his book launch in India on January 10th.

Click for more photos from his book release

The Telegraph’s Robert Mendick and Amrit Dhillon in Delhi write:

As the UN’s climate change chief, Dr Rajendra Pachauri has spent his career writing only the driest of academic articles. But the latest offering from the chairman of the UN’s climate change panel is an altogether racier tome.

Some might even suggest Dr Pachauri’s first novel is frankly smutty.

WARNING ADULT CONTENT FOLLOWS:

(First time I’ve had to do that on WUWT)

Return to Almora, published in Dr Pachauri’s native India earlier this month, tells the story of Sanjay Nath, an academic in his 60s reminiscing on his “spiritual journey” through India, Peru and the US.

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On the way he encounters, among others, Shirley MacLaine, the actress, who appears as a character in the book. While relations between Sanjay and MacLaine remain platonic, he enjoys sex – a lot of sex – with a lot of women.

In breathless prose that risks making Dr Pachauri, who will be 70 this year, a laughing stock among the serious, high-minded scientists and world leaders with whom he mixes, he details sexual encounter after sexual encounter.

The book, which makes reference to the Kama Sutra, starts promisingly enough as it tells the story of a climate expert with a lament for the denuded mountain slopes of Nainital, in northern India, where deforestation by the timber mafia and politicians has “endangered the fragile ecosystem”.

But talk of “denuding” is a clue of what is to come.

By page 16, Sanjay is ready for his first liaison with May in a hotel room in Nainital. “She then led him into the bedroom,” writes Dr Pachauri.

“She removed her gown, slipped off her nightie and slid under the quilt on his bed… Sanjay put his arms around her and kissed her, first with quick caresses and then the kisses becoming longer and more passionate.

“May slipped his clothes off one by one, removing her lips from his for no more than a second or two.

“Afterwards she held him close. ‘Sandy, I’ve learned something for the first time today. You are absolutely superb after meditation. Why don’t we make love every time immediately after you have meditated?’.”

More follows, including Sanjay and friends queuing to have sexual encounters with Sajni, an impoverished but willing local: “Sanjay saw a shapely dark-skinned girl lying on Vinay’s bed. He was overcome by a lust that he had never known before … He removed his clothes and began to feel Sajni’s body, caressing her voluptuous breasts.”

Take a cold shower, and read the rest of the steamy  (possibly a water vapor feedback loop) novel at the Telegraph here

Note to the U.N. – Time to kick Pachy to the curb, he’s not just toast now, he’s carbonized.

In other news, The Love Guru has this relevant quote from a hockey team member: “there’s no connection between hockey and my love life”

UPDATE: Steve McIntyre quips:

In breaking news, Vivid Entertainment has bought the film rights to the IPCC Fourth Assessment Report. They plan to give new meaning to the terms Working Group 1, Working Group 2 and Working Group 3. They promise to give “peer review” an entirely new interpretation.


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359 thoughts on “IPCC now in Bizarroland: Pachauri releases “smutty” romance novel

  1. OT but Tips section seems to be chockablock.
    How FOI requests are dealt with in Australia.
    “Not easily deterred, Denniss fired in another request asking for documents prepared to help inform Wong and her advisers of the details, merits, limitations and criticisms of the ETS. The response: : he may be able to get what he wants if he hands over $256,586.98, although, catch-22, if he proceeds with his request, the department may decide it involves an unreasonable diversion of resources.”

    http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/opinion/labours-in-the-ministry-of-truth/story-e6frg6zo-1225824638788

  2. Now we know why he was too busy to listen to scientists telling him the Himalaya glaciers wouldn’t be gone by 2035–he was writing a romance novel that would raise the temperatures of the inhabitants of that part of the world.

  3. Note to the U.N. – Time to kick Pachy to the curb, he’s not just toast now, he’s carbonised

    If not fully oxidised,there is always the possibility for redemption as biochar!

  4. Sad Science (18:02:28) :

    Well no wonder he doesn’t have time to check the IPCC reports!

    It doesn’t take very much time if you use a ghostwriter to write the work for you.

  5. Do bodice-rippers cause global warming? All that hearty expulsion of CO2 must have an effect, don’t you see. ;->

  6. Just when you thing it CANNOT go any further over the edge. . .
    Pachauri and the IPCC: The gifts that keep on giving. . .

  7. Ric Werme (18:05:21) :
    ‘Was the book peer reviewed before publication?’

    Naw. I bet he had a ghost writer write the novel and just added his name.

  8. Doesn’t sex produce heavy breathing and therefore accelerated respiration and thus enhanced CO2 output from us human beings? Moreover, doesn’t sex increase perspiration, this adding additional water vapor to the atmosphere? And doesn’t sex produce, well, additional human beings with their own carbon footprint? Does Pachauri wanna destroy this planet? Stop him now.

  9. I think it’s inevitable.
    Gore writes books,
    Hanson writes books,
    Pachauri simply could not stay behind.

    Besides that, his book writing suits his image.

    “He’s a dirty old man”

  10. After watching a few Indian music videos, nothing would surprise me.

    And this:

    Return to Almora, published in Dr Pachauri’s native India earlier this month, tells the story of Sanjay Nath, an academic in his 60s reminiscing on his “spiritual journey” through India, Peru and the US.

    Pretty obvious that he envisions himself as the lead character. Pretty sad really.

  11. Why don’t we make love every time immediately after you have meditated?

    HAhah, I nearly fell off my chair reading that!

  12. After going through the latest IPCC WG1 report, I am definitely looking forward to read Dr Pachauri’s latest work since the gentleman appears to be a good fiction writer.

  13. Sad Science (18:03:51) wrote: “Controversial climate change boss(Pachuri) uses car AND driver to travel one mile to office… (but he says YOU should use public transport)”

    Very common among the high and mighty who push public transit for others, but not for themselves.

    It’s called hypocrisy.

  14. Voluptuous is not a word that I would have thought of using in my Ocean Heat Content, Sea Surface Temperature, and ENSO posts–until now. I like voluptuous. It would bring new meaning to the 1997/98 El Nino, to the 60-year cycle of the AMO. Oh, the potential uses for voluptuous is astounding. Thanks, Dr. P.

  15. L Gardy LaRoche (18:17:31) :

    RATED .5 X

    ===============================================

    That number seems too high. May have been exaggerated. Steve McIntyre should audit.

  16. I’m sorry, but that picture leading into the article is nothing short of disturbing.

    Nevertheless, he will probably follow his Peace Prize win with a Literature Prize.

    You go, Rajendra !!

  17. This makes sense why all the hoes flooded Copenhagen. It is not about Choo choo stroking his ego.
    Pachauri is rapidly sliding into the gutter and hey

    This brings even “more credibility to the IPCC”.

  18. L Gardy LaRoche (18:17:31) :

    RATED .5 X

    What Standard Tremulous Deviation did you use ? ( I was frightened to use STD !)

  19. Somewhat OT, but still on the subject of books, I logged into Amazon.com to get the warning:

    You copy of “The Hockey Stick Illusion..” in your cart, was $12.50, is now $71″

    I just about fell off my chair laughing at the sweet irony.

    Maybe we really are at a tipping point…..

  20. Sheesh, all writers know you publish that trash under pseudonyms.. like escorting, it pays well but you don’t want it on your permanent record

  21. Tiger Woods has changed his name to Cheetah Woods.

    What can we have for Rajendra Pauchauri’s new name???

    Contest time to name the new Rock star Pachauri?

  22. Oh please stop this is killing me Haha haha Here is RKP’s signature song, I’m sure it’s in the book somewhere

    If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says

    15 miles to the… Love Shack! Love Shack yeah

    I’m headin’ down the East Anglia highway,

    lookin’ for the love getaway

    Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,

    I got me a car, it’s as big as a whale

    and we’re headin’ on down

    To the Love Shack

    I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20

    So hurry up and bring your science grant money

  23. I think everyone is missing the point. Its not about the content of the book. The reason politicians publish books these days is because it’s the best way for supporters to line the pockets of the politician without breaking any laws. Interest groups can buy large quantities of the books (which they then toss in the trash). The interest group then tells the politician – “you know, we bought 100,000 copies of your book to distribute to poor children.” Presto, instant influence. Pachauri might even have simply bought a manuscript from some struggling author and put his name to it. He might not even know (or care) what’s in the book. Its just another scheme to sell influence.

    Oh, and by the way, I thought he said he was really busy with IPCC stuff, so busy in fact that he couldn’t be bothered with mundane tasks like fixing errors in AR4. But I guess he found some time to “write” his book.

  24. “Sandy, I’ve learned something for the first time today. You are absolutely superb after meditation.”

    Pfftt….hahaha. Oh man, after I wipe coffee off my screen…oh forget it..bwhahaha.

    On a more serious note, I thought India was a slightly more moral nation? I know Bollywood can be a bit racey, but I can’t imagine most ordinary Indians looking favorably on Pachauris latest work of fiction?

  25. mkurbo,

    Wow indeed. I just sent that very sentence to the two Liberal women senators who plan to cross the floor and vote for Rudd’s ridiculous ETS next week.

    Before Troeth crossed the floor last time she said, “Droughts are longer. Rainfall has dropped. In short I believe there is global warming. We need to take steps to remedy this.” And Boyce said, “I’d like to say to them [party members in her state] I’m acting in good faith.”

    Sad, ain’t it.

  26. “Return to Almora” was originally going to be “Return to Copenhagen” –but the publisher thought it would detract from the serious nature of the conference and sales of another book with a similar title.

  27. What is this, ‘How To Succeed In International Kleptocracy Without Really Trying’?

    Is he going to break out in song next?

  28. Pachauri has a smutty romance novel coming out?
    I’m a published mystery writer, having sold 3 novels to 2 publishers. One is in print, the others “in the pipeline.”
    Maybe if I commit multiple felonies and completely debauch the scientific method, I’ll get as good reviews for my novels as Pachauri.
    Since I have integrity, that won’t happen… I’ll just remain “The most famous person nobody has heard of.” At least I won’t have to write future novels in jail.
    I wonder if, when the fraud indictments come through, will Jonesy and Pachy get to see each other during exercise time in the penitentiary?

    Newt Love (my real name) newtlove.com
    Aerospace Technical Fellow: Modeling, Simulation & Analysis

  29. I sometimes think public figures write these trash semi-autobiographical novels because their public duties forbid them from discussing the truth of the seemy side of their lives–that which they see and experience, but cannot describe publicly. Writing a work of “fiction” allows them to assure their admirers that they are not the dull, one-dimensional figures their public personna suggests. They are in effect saying that, “Yes, I’m naughty and sexy too!”

    If he knew he was about to be exposed professionally as a fraud, I doubt he would have allowed the novel to be published at the time it was published.

    He’s done. Stick a fork in him.

  30. Don’t quit your day job, Rajenda . No, no, wait, DO quit your day job. Embrace your inner Jackie Collins.

    It’s almost too bad the slip up on the glaciers came out when it did. If it hadn’t, he could have marketed his novel as “So hot, it melted the Himalayan Glaciers”.

  31. Not to be outdone, Michael Mann has announced his own book, inspired by his student days at climatology school:

    Perry Hotter and the Tree-Ring of Fire

  32. [REPLY – The Nobel Piece Prize. ~ Evan].

    I never use stupid acronyms, but I really did laught out loud at that one. VFF

  33. I presume that the Hockey Stick makes a frequent appearance. Though I suspect that the male lead will be end up using viagra to hide the decline.

    More seriously, is the book semi-autobiographical?

  34. This guy now looks like such a crackpot that he makes the people caught in Climategate appear like rigorous scientists… Hey… Here’s a clever idea!

  35. For anyone who missed it the first time around:

    Pachauri… The Wolfman of Copenhagen: click

    [Fits with his picture in the article.]

  36. This is unacceptable, people.

    I’m trying to work. I’m designing a dam and I have deadlines to meet.

    “Tiger Woods has changed his name to Cheetah Woods”.

    I might have to start using LOL to save time.

    Anyway, no more comedy, OK>

  37. Indian Rupee (INR) 296 = United States Dollar (USD) 6.3945

    That is still more expensive than heating oil, he will have to lower the price.

    This looks like a media distraction, and a good one at that.

    If something about the what does not ring true or make sense, always look for the why.

  38. “More follows, including Sanjay and friends queuing to have sexual encounters with Sajni, an impoverished but willing local”

    OMG, a Pachy party gangbang. So that’s what they meant by local community “capacity building”.

  39. LOL, from science fiction to romantic fiction, LOL,I guess he has finally found his true calling, NOT, LOL, It is still allot to do about nothing. HAHAHA who knows, it may make Opras book club to read list………………………

  40. First, the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize.

    Next, the 2009 Nobel Sleaze Price.

    Truly, this is a rennaissance man extraordinaire.

    Please, for goodness sake, keep this book out of Slick Willie’s hands or he will go berserk with some PYT.

    Also, let’s hear no more demands for Pachauri’s resignation or sacking. Let’s face it folks, this guy is too blinkin’ good to be true!!

  41. In an interview with the ChicagoTribune, Pachauri was asked what he thought of the small but vocal group of skeptics out there. His response was “there is, even today, a Flat Earth Society that meets every year to say the Earth is flat.”

    The next question he was asked was, “What have you done personally to shrink your carbon footprint?” His response: He “believes in reincarnation. It will take me the next six lives to neutralize my carbon footprint.”

    http://archives.chicagotribune.com/2008/aug/03/opinion/chi-poi-pachauri_thinkaug03

    The guy is a piece of work…

  42. Re: jlc (Jan 30 20:06),

    Just because you asked,
    you should check SM’s post:

    http://climateaudit.org/2010/01/30/return-to-almora/

    In breaking news, Vivid Entertainment has bought the film rights to the IPCC Fourth Assessment Report. They plan to give new meaning to the terms Working Group 1, Working Group 2 and Working Group 3. They promise to give “peer review” an entirely new interpretation.

    http://climateaudit.org/2010/01/30/return-to-almora/#comment-218581

  43. They have to keep this guy on. As the face and spirit of the IPCC he is absolutely indispensible.

  44. Well, it looks that everything make sense now. EPA findings declaring CO2 as a poison was based on recent paper “Return to Almora”, by world leading climatologist DR. Railroad Door Knob ( peer-reviewed) by Prof. Spell Check. Now, who is working on antidotum to CO2?

  45. Dr. Pachauri please, please do not resign. I’ve already canceled Comedy Channel on my satellite. You are 10 times better. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

  46. Ok,

    I’ve sat on this since I wrote my piece on Pachauri. As we follow the money, as we see Pachuari moving onto Millionaire row, it occurred to me that there were only two things missing from living the dream…..
    You got power, you got money, what’s next..

    So I checked the personell in his office early this week:

    http://www1.ipcc.ch/about/ipcc-secretariat.htm

    na, that’s being way too cynical.

    The last piece of living the dream.. who knows.

    But If I were a journalist with a nose for scandal, I’d follow my nose,
    it always knows, what rhymes with toe.

    Again, no evidence. I’d just look at that.

    REPLY: I’m chuckling – Schlingemann “consultant for outreach”. ;-)

    -A

  47. What do global warming and Pachauri’s sex novel have in common?

    Both are touted as being hot enough to melt glaciers.
    In reality neither is worth getting excited over.
    They both mention him-alayan way too many times.
    They both feature prostitutes in Copenhagen.
    They’re both the product of the wild imaginations of IPCC scientists.
    They’re both fiction (obviously).
    They’re both are so poorly marketed that nobody’s buying either.

  48. The man is a joke wrapped in a farce dipped in idiocy encrusted with foolishness.

    He felt that the world would truly be better off cutting trees to print this garbage on it???????????????? He’s an embarrasment to my race.

  49. Re: Doug (Jan 30 20:56),

    Al claimed that Love Story by Eric Segal was written about him and Tipper at one point. That lie was quickly disposed of by the author.

    Unfortunately, the lie of AGW as promulgated by Al will take much longer to refute.

  50. “The book, which makes reference to the Kama Sutra, starts promisingly enough as it tells the story of a climate expert with a lament for the denuded mountain slopes of Nainital, in northern India, where deforestation by the timber mafia and politicians has “endangered the fragile ecosystem”.

    I bet he meant to write about saving the planet, but kept wondering into sex fantasies. What a degenerate, no wonder he is so anti-human.

  51. I just heated up a nice bowl of home made vegetable beef soup, Placed it by my computer to savor it with climategate porn on WUWT and what do I open up to find? Disgusting Pachauri soft porn. Thanks WUWT. I hope I can still finish me soup.

    WUWT
    Seinfeld – Soup Nazi – NO SOUP FOR YOU!

  52. Funny, it all sounded Tabloid, and now there is this.
    The Tabloids are going to have a field day with the fallen World-renowned Climate Scientist and his steamy imaginations.
    The journalists can follow the money, the tabloids can follow the Love Train.

  53. There is a prediction market for Pachauri.

    https://www.ipredict.co.nz/Main.php?do=stock_detail&stock=IPCC.RESIGN

    This contract pays $1 if Rajendra K. Pachauri is stood down or permanently removed as chair of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) before 1 May 2010. Otherwise this contract pays $0.

    I hope that Pachauri persists – no replacement could hope to match his gaffe collection rate.

    However, a possible contender might be Baghdad Bob:

  54. Ric Werme (18:05:21) :

    Was the book peer reviewed before publication?

    We can be sure his Friction fiction was “leer reviewed.”
    I like these two comments.

    RoHa (18:33:43) :

    So he has finally done something worthwhile!

    geo (19:10:18) :

    That “ding!” you just heard was the timer hitting 15 minutes on this clown’s (in)famy.

  55. When I was in the army, we used to call books like that ‘Hong Kong Bibles’. If you were ever caught with one then it was a double dose of bromide in your cup of tea that night and five times on the double around the parade ground. Those were the days!.

  56. DJA (21:14:46) :

    It must be catching! Our PM Rudd, a devoted alarmist, has also written a book about his pet dog and cat!

    Dog – Yep – That would be about his level. He’s backed one by following the IPCC dictat with his bill.

  57. Anthony,

    I talked to Tom about this on Wed and we both had a good chuckle. With this latest revelation I’d just say my interest in the goings on in his office just went up a notch. I’d do some interviews at certain places in Copenhagen.

    Caveman may have been prescient.

    REPLY: Heh!

  58. There was a serious article about 20 years ago arguing that being a demonstrator or activist was a form of male “display,” or strutting ones stuff for the ladies, and that it works. I’ve also read less formal pieces, memoirs or recollections by activists, where access to chicks was mentioned as one of the benefits of their involvement.

  59. OMG, the man is obsessed with breasts! In fact, I’ve been wondering about that the “T” in TERI, which used to stand for “Tata”. Coincidence? I think not.

  60. Run this with a lurid headline across papers in India, along with the latest revelations of IPCC misconduct and the not-so-good Dr. may discover that even PETA won’t come to his rescue.

  61. It is disturbing that the reputation of science is being so tainted by these buffoons.

    What is amazing is that the President of The United States still openly associates himself with them. A smart politician would be running for the exits while there are still a few lifeboats left.

  62. Bob (19:16:46) 30 10 2010:

    Spot on the money, Bob. That is the way it works. That is how he, “never receives a cent for anything he does on …. anything”.

    The problem is that this particular form of money laundry is (usually) a way of buying future favours.

    Mr P may not be around to deliver, in which case he may find himself in some strife.

    I do hope that none of the copies he sells come back to haunt him … still in their shipment crates … and from a great height.

  63. Gary Hladik (19:58:05) 30 01 2010:

    Wonderful!

    Andrew: “Perry Hotter and the Tree-Ring of Fire”, has to be a contender for the “best pun of the year” award …?

  64. I’m speechless. He got all this from reading the kama smutra? Sixty four ways to #$%^ the developed countries AND enough left over for a steamy novel? If this makes the MSM headlines (which I doubt), they’ll go something like this:

    THE TIMES: BUSH’S IPCC CHIEF PENS PORN

    INDEPENDENT: PACHAURI VIES FOR PULLITSIR PRIZE

    TELEGRAPH: HE’S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT

  65. What would this guy do if he had a job in the sciences where he actually had to do something that was productive and produce some real results?
    Writing steamy romance novels is obviously what Pachauri does best, since his science is a big “Fail”.

  66. So this is revenge for Mosher’s book?

    http://www.mastione.com/118619

    That is Pachauri with Mukesh Ambani – possibly the most powerful businessman in India, and Rahul Bose – a has-been actor (I wonder what he is doing there).

    Oh how happy they are!

  67. AGW may not be dead, but satire certainly is. No humorist will ever be able to publish a piece of parody or satire in the future without banner disclaimers at top and bottom, other wise no one will be able to distinguish it from what passes for news coverage nowadays.

  68. Good Lord have mercy. From the Times of India’s glowing review of the magnum opus:
    “Sanjay is always noticing breasts and masturbating (once into a red silk hanky purloined from a train co-passenger”

    There must generations of Indian rail passengers in states of near catatonia trying not to think that the snot-rag they’d misplaced decades ago had had one cracked-off into by a degenerate kleptomaniac.

    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/sunday-toi/book-mark/Return-to-Almora-A-spiritual-potboiler-/articleshow/5491811.cms

  69. If this wasn’t so disgusting it would by only laughable.
    This is supposed to be the World’s Leading Center of Climate Change, and it’s top dawg is playing with wild fantasy…on and off the job. Pattern.
    Politicians take note: You have precious few serious minds decicated to the task of understanding the Climate, so you’d better start being more careful about the duds you are being sold. Streaking went out of fashion over 3 decades ago.

  70. I’d like to suggest that at all of his future public appearances Mr.Pachauri’s introduction be accompanied by Bob Hope’s old theme song…”Thanks for the Mammaries”

  71. @Steve Goddard (22:20:39) :

    “What is amazing is that the President of The United States still openly associates himself with them. A smart politician would be running for the exits while there are still a few lifeboats left.”

    I would not expect any different behavior from a man who is unable to give a coherent speech without the aid of a teleprompter. BHO’s functioning as “warmist-in-chief” does not require the IQ of a rocket scientist.
    In that regard, here’s a little bit of comedy from the Don Imus show:

    “Historian Michael Beschloss: Yeah. Even aside from the fact of electing the first African American President and whatever one’s partisan views this is a guy whose IQ is off the charts — I mean you cannot say that he is anything but a very serious and capable leader and — you know — You and I have talked about this for years …

    Imus: Well. What is his IQ?

    Historian Michael Beschloss: … our system doesn’t allow those people to become President, those people meaning people THAT smart and THAT capable

    Imus: What is his IQ?

    Historian Michael Beschloss: Pardon?

    Imus: What is his IQ?

    Historian Michael Beschloss: Uh. I would say it’s probably – he’s probably the smartest guy ever to become President.

    Imus: That’s not what I asked you. I asked you what his IQ was.

    Historian Michael Beschloss: You know that I don’t know and I’d have to find someone with more expertise …

    Imus: You don’t know.

    Historian Michael Beschloss: What do YOU think it is?

    Imus: I don’t know.”

  72. I inserted this detail into his wikipedia entry. I’m sure the POV warriors will simply remove it or turn it into the next Lord of the Rings.

    Nearly everything about this man has been put into wikipedia, but the clique who controls everything AGW is intent on keeping this lying slimeball looking pristine.

  73. Yuk.

    Australia has a prime minister who sits in kindy chairs with 5year-olds and writes books about his cat and dog.

  74. What’s new? Pachauri’s been producing hot and steamy fiction for years…otherwise known as IPCC Reports.

  75. Quote: “In an interview with the ChicagoTribune, Pachauri was asked what he thought of the small but vocal group of skeptics out there. His response was “there is, even today, a Flat Earth Society that meets every year to say the Earth is flat.””

    Ah yes, the old tried-and-true Flat Earth Society trick. Just mention them in the same context as your opponent. Works every time!
    That gaff needs to be officially given the honor “Disinformation Rule #26″.

  76. People like Pachauri are bald faced and bold as brass…. Nothing phases them and they revel in any controversy…. Almost sociopathic.

    No wonder the state of science and the UN is in the mess it is.

  77. Kevin Rudd, our less-than-illustrious ‘leader’ in Australia, gave this creepy mongrel A$1million dollars recently for his shonky institute. What a scam.
    No doubt Rudd will have a me-too crack at something similar soon, once he has finished exploiting 6 year olds like “Gracie” to spruik ‘climate change’ (as happened on msm before Copenhagen).

  78. >>Robert Townshend (00:26:20) :
    >>“Slowly he extended his trembling, sweating hand
    >>into TERI’s drawers…”

    Was that the sweaty hand holding the red silk hanky?? If so, it gives a whole new meaning to ‘sticky money’.

    “My, my, TERI, I have never seen such large drawers in all my life…”

    .

  79. Another sick God delusionist like Al Gore.

    Amateur poetry, novels and IPCC fiction.

    In the meanwhile, the paid slaves back at the mansion work seven days a week for peanuts. Very sick human being.

  80. “Is that a new wad of cash for the Institute in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?”

  81. Some observations – I have been to the Indian Himalayas twice, bith times to the Gangotri region. The Hindu relegion has many sexual references, from what I can see. The “Matterhorn of the Himalaya”, Shivling, literally means the “Penis Of Lord Shiva”. The river Baghirathi, which flows from the Gangotri glacier, is a holy river that many pilgrims visit. Its white glacier melt is said to be the, er, stuff that comes from Shiva’s Ling. (sorry in advance if I have offended any Hindus, but that was my understanding when I was there).

    In that respect, we maybe shouldn’t be so surprised at this book. However, the other observation I have to make is that the Gangotri Glacier is actually advancing, and is SO huge that the prospect of it melting by 2035 is totally laughable. The Gangotri region is the most accessible area of the Himalaya. It is a two day road trip from Delhi.

    The mere thought that the IPCC thought that the Glaciers would be gone by 2035, and that the world wouldn’t notice the mistake, indicates to me how completely out of touch with reality Pauchuri is.

    Shivling is a very imposing mountain. What I really see in it now is Lord Shiva giving Pauchuri and the IPCC sycophants the big “up yours” from his majestic position in the mountains.

  82. Google “IPCC head smutty sex novel” and you will see that this has gone around the world like a wildfire! …The sad thing is that he will probably make a million out of the novel now, with all this publicity!

  83. “old44 (22:35:42) :

    Are you sure that’s meditated and not medicated?”

    Well there’s no indication that he has applied the precautionary principle.

  84. Oh, it’s pretty hot, all right. But it’s still not as good as Lynne Cheney’s novel, or Scooter Libby’s novel.

  85. I will immediately contact Mr. Jagland in Norway, and arrange so that Mr. Pachauri is nominated for the next Nobel Prize in litterature! Its almost a done deal.

    By the way, did he show Shirley his Hockey Stick?

  86. Andy Scrase: the Gangotri glacier is advancing?since when? From what I’ve seen from recent photos and google earth, it has definitely receded quite a bit since I visited it in 1982. But of course nothing that even remotely indicates that it would disappear completely within 25 years…

  87. “WARNING ADULT CONTENT FOLLOWS: (First time I’ve had to do that on WUWT)”

    Thanks. Given the preceeding picture of some grinning, dirty old man, I decided to not proceed any further!

  88. Well it only makes sense… he’s been peddling “climate porn” all these years, it’s really only a small step to cheesy porn novels.

    And I hate to break it to you, but guys like that attract women. Yup… there is a painfully large percentage of women who don’t care what someone looks like as long as they have wealth and power.

    Meh – if nothing else, I guarantee his book is more plausible than anything the IPCC publishes.

  89. Honestly, this saga is too funny! You just couldn’t make this [snip] up! .. well unless you work for the IPCC that is. =)

  90. Wait. Didn’t WUWT just do a story on Punxsutawney Phil? Oh well, it’s still a couple days till Groundhog Day.

  91. Hey! Don’t be too hard (sorry) on him for writing this (if he did). Gavin couldn’t have written it; he’s from Wiltshire!

  92. Well you know what they say about those who talk about it…..

    Guy’s madder than Mad Jack Macmad, winner of last years Mr Madman competition.

  93. Now I know what caused that sudden uptick on the Hockey Stick!!!

    A chap I sing in church with who works a the Met Office responded to a letter I wrote last year on CC in the paraish magazine. He has invited me for a drink to talk about the science, which I will accept. I will decline the invitation to go to the Met Office – unless at the weekend – as it would be merely a propaganda exercise as they all speak the same language with no shadow of doubt. They believe everything they say top to bottom. No alternative view is accepted or even tolerated. I’m no scientist. I feel it would be akin to the Labour Party inviting Margaret Thatcher to the annual Labour Party Conference in Black Pool to listen to leader Neil Kinnock’s closing speech, what would be the point?

  94. FergalR (23:03:29) :

    Good Lord have mercy. From the Times of India’s glowing review of the magnum opus:
    “Sanjay is always noticing breasts and masturbating (once into a red silk hanky purloined from a train co-passenger”

    IPPC funeral:

    Snot to snot;
    Rushes to rushes.

  95. “Pachauri has been busy launching a softcore novel about the sexual adventures of a CLIMATE EXPERT in his late 60s”

    Not an autobiography then!

  96. Maybe Pachauri and Bin Laden could get together to write a film script. They could call it “Sex, lies and videotape”.

  97. What is it with these freaks to brag about their (imagined?) sex life in fiction books. Our former president (yes I’m french) Valéry Giscard D’Estaing also commited two pornographic books. In the last one he even bragged about laying Princess Diana, or so it was sold in the french media.

  98. ” A chap I sing in church with who works a the Met Office….’

    Apologies to Leonard Bernstein, et al

    When you’re a Met, you’re as Met as can be:
    If you just place your bet on the IPCC

    When you’re a Met, when the /snip/ hits the fan
    You’ve got comrades galore who will cover your can.

  99. Simple Explanation: Anthropogenic Career Change

    Drop your novel while the fires are hottest and free promotion “Shazam!” is at the highest. Instant new well paying career while people rush to buy your book just to mock you or support you, who cares why they are doing it the important part is that they are buying the book.

    This really is a “Get out of the IPCC” card with an extra couple million in book sales parting gift.

  100. I note that the Amazon.com the current top selections for Search [Books][Climategate] sorted by Bestselling are:

    #1. Climategate: The Crutape Letters (Volume 1) by Steven Mosher and Thomas W. Fuller (Paperback – Jan 14, 2010), New $16.99; 4 stars [10]. Amazon Sales Rank #2,873 in Books.

    #2. Dire Predictions: Understanding Global Warming by Michael E. Mann and Lee R. Kump (Paperback – Jul 21, 2008)), New $16.50; 4 stars [10]. Amazon Sales Rank #6,594 in Books.

    #3. Global Warming False Alarm: The Bad Science Behind the United Nations’ Assertion that Man-made CO2 Causes Global Warming by Ralph B. Alexander (Perfect Paperback – Jul 10, 2009)), New $18.95; 5 stars [8]. Amazon Sales Rank #28,051 in Books.

    #4. Red Hot Lies: How Global Warming Alarmists Use Threats, Fraud, and Deception to Keep You Misinformed by Christopher C. Horner (Hardcover – Nov 11, 2008)), New $16.99; 4 stars [60]. Amazon Sales Rank #47,109 in Books.

    #5. Climategate: A Meteorologist Exposes the Global Warming Scam by Brian Sussman (Hardcover – April 2010)), New, Preorder $16.83; not rated. Amazon Sales Rank #31,406 in Books.

  101. Dr Pachauri’s prose may be ‘breathless’ as in COPD, but it is certainly not ‘deathless’. The late Indian novelist Narayan, or the still early V.S. Naipaul (Trinidadian of Indian ancestry) have nothing to fear.

  102. “Alan the Brit (04:13:50) :

    Now I know what caused that sudden uptick on the Hockey Stick!!!”

    I am pretty sure he did not write the Karma Sutra, but he’s made some contorted statements lately.

  103. I believe Tom Lehrer predicted something like this.

    I am never forget the day my first book is published.
    Every chapter I stole from somewhere else.
    Index I copy from old Vladivostok telephone directory.
    This book was sensational!
    Pravda – well, Pravda – Pravda said: “Zhil-bil korol kogda-to, pree nyom blokha zhila” It stinks.
    But Izvestia! Izvestia said: “Ya idoo kuda sam czar idyot peshkom!”
    It stinks.
    Metro-Goldwyn-Moskva buys movie rights for six million rubles,
    Changing title to ‘The Eternal Triangle’,
    With Ingrid Bergman playing part of hypotenuse.

    And who deserves the credit?
    And who deserves the blame?
    Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name.
    Hi!

  104. There is an old piece of advise from teachers of writing, that the student must remember; everything except sex, is inherently boring, and it is the mark of a good writer that he/she can make their subject interesting. However, judging by the, admitedly short excerpts, Pachauri has failed to make even sex interesting. It seems to be a poorly written piece of nonsense, with sex just happening to be the main theme – it might as well have been a story about a man travelling around India and fixing motorcycles on his journey.

    Even the cheap “romance” genre is more stimulating, because the main characters have to “jouste” with each other for a while, before reaching that moment of consumation. It is this back and fro action that draws the reader into the characters and helps them anticipate the consumation.

    In the “porno” genre, characterisation are thrown out, in order to get to the sexually explicity material as quickly as possible, but even here the writer has to build up some sexual tension between the characters and involve the emotional dynamic of the reader by getting into the thoughts and emotions of one of the actors. If a writer simply wrote, “he covered her in kisses, ripped off her clothes, threw her onto the bed and . . .” it would be about as erotic as the description of a gynocologist performing a cervix examination.

    But, I haven’t read the book, so perhaps I’m being a little harsh. Maybe D. H. Lawrence has a rival.

  105. Now that he is famous and soon to be out of work; its time to launch out on second literary career. I wonder if he will do a book tour of Pakistan.

  106. Ladies and gentlemen

    We now have green porn books from green porn star to read while you wait 3 hours to have your hot electric set of wheels charging.

  107. OK, there’s definitely more than enough evidence to call into question the whole of the IPCC. It must be fully investigated in various ways, including corruption and fraud. There’s absolutely no doubt about it. It’s only a matter of time before some of these clowns are in a court defending themselves. Whether they are guilty or not is up to the court system, but it’s now got to the point charges MUST be handed out to many of them, especially the chairman of the IPCC. If not then this will eventually backfire on the politicians so badly many will lose their careers for life as they are booted out of office. It’s time for them to all come clean or else.

  108. “We can’t account for the failure of moral standards to rise, and it’s a transvesty that we can’t”

  109. Makes you wonder what these guys do off-hours at all these save-the-world conferences.
    I guess it just isn’t getting hot and steamy enough in the real climate, and so they have to compensate by fantasizing about other hot and steamy stuff.

  110. Maybe Pachauri and Bin Laden could get together to write a film script. They could call it “Sex, lies and videotape”.

    That should read today as ‘Sex, lies and Audiotape’.

    Pachauri alone would write ‘Sex, lies and crutape’.

    You have no idea of the very colorful language and tone he uses describing ‘skeptics’.

  111. Future climate: warmer, wilder, wetter!

    Just as predicted by the models.

    Climate models, that is. Ahem. Not the other kind.

  112. FergalR (20:04:32) :

    UK climate secretary “Ed Miliband declares war on climate change sceptics” http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/jan/31/ed-miliband-climate-change-scepticism

    Most people’s political play book contains a limited number of pages.  Page one is almost always dodge and deflect.  Recently, I have seen a lot of “doubling down”.

    In the game of Blackjack, the term “double down” refers to a player option of doubling their bet and receiving one and only one more card.

    Some examples:

    http://politicalcalculations.blogspot.com/2005/07/doubling-down.html

    http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber/archives/7815

    and now your link,

    “However, Miliband was adamant that the IPCC was on the right track. “It’s worth saying that no doubt when the next report comes out it will suggest there have been areas where things have been happening more dramatically than the 2007 report implied,” he said.

    The danger of climate scepticism was that it would undermine public support for unpopular decisions needed to curb carbon emissions, including the likelihood of higher energy bills for households, and issues such as the visual impact of wind turbines, said Miliband, who is also energy secretary.”

    You only double down when you have a strong hand and your opponent has a weak hand.  My take away is that the AGW establishment still feels secure in their entrenched positions and look out and see the opposition as a bunch of bloggers; David and Goliath.  This is a good thing because we all know how that story ended.

    Successful people learn when things get painful.  Unsuccessful people “stay the course” when it is obvious that the course is leading over the cliff.  Truly spectacular losers, like Miliband, EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson, and Pachauri, double down on the wrong course.  My only hope is that they don’t come to their senses before (for the first two) the electorate smashes them, and for Pachauri that the newly elected democratic governments make him irrelevant.

    Mike Ramsey

  113. When your a MET your a MET all the way,
    from your first private jet to that snow storm in May.

    When your a MET you are saving the earth,
    you keep the lies coming, no need for the truth!

    We are the MET, here with your next forecast,
    Whatever the weather, it’s always getting warmer.

    OK, it is just too easy.

    My comment about Pachuri and the UNIPCC.

    “These guys just don’t get it.”

  114. Re…Hank Hancock (21:05:53) :

    ?What do global warming and Pachauri’s sex novel have in common?
    They’re both are so poorly marketed that nobody’s buying either.

    Thanks, they were all good, just wish to amend the last one to
    They’re both so poorly done that, while well marketed, nobody is buying.

  115. The book will fail. The target for steamy romance novels is women who like the story to be a tease to about page 100. Page 16? Women will not buy it as it reads like porn and men won’t buy it because it because it looks like a women’s romance novel.

  116. Can this be classified as a bit of a cock-up by the IPCC? (Asks Adam, all innocent like!)
    The man’s got no credibility left, can any member of the IPCC or anyone contributing to it, keep a straight face when “Randy” Pachauri’s in the room?
    I envisage plenty of red silk hankerchiefs being offered, should the man so much as snivvle!
    Maybe he’s got “BPL” to ghost write it for him?

  117. Reading only snippets, I am led to believe it has been translated (or written in someone’s second language in the usual formal but stilted style) from his native language into English. The snippets of steam I read were descriptive of sexual encounters, but hardly evocative. To be sure, this is a novel on the burner setting of warm, but boiling? Don’t think so, kama sutra aside.

    An improved and more comedic version would have our hero saying to every encountered breast he meets, “Sex was so much better after you meditated…etc”. That kind of circular story structure, which it appears to follow anyway, would have been as much fun as reading fortune cookies followed by the tacked on phrase, “…in bed.”, in bed.

  118. I thank all the commenters for a brilliant collection of wit,( unlike Pachauri.)
    Now lets ALL pray he doesn’t see himself as a Barbara Cartland reborn..

    as for our Aussie PM I think HE had a ghostwriter, he doesnt have the IQ to write a kids book I have concluded.
    and was sharon? looking for the Bodacious word in front of TATA’s:-)

  119. “He enjoyed the sensation of gently pushing Susan’s shoulders back a few inches, an action that served to lift her breasts even higher,” writes Dr Pachauri. “He was excited by the sight of her heaving breasts, as she breathed in and out deeply.”

    No wonder Susan Solomon has recently come out against the IPCC on water vapors.

  120. Ralph (01:10:28) :

    >>Robert Townshend (00:26:20) :
    >>“Slowly he extended his trembling, sweating hand
    >>into TERI’s drawers…”

    Was that the sweaty hand holding the red silk hanky?? If so, it gives a whole new meaning to ’sticky money’.

    ROFL, ROFL!! But too English, perhaps.

  121. On what page number does he describe our hero’s comb over? And does he use mousse to keep it in place? That could explain the red silk hanky. He apparently forgot his ditty bag when he boarded the wom…train. Make do with what ya got.

  122. Anybody else get the feeling that our posts are getting parked in the moderator’s monitored rating box in case we start to go overboard? Good idea. This Irish redhead, filled with hot, steaming Irish coffee on a white Sunday morn could cross the line here all to quickly in this thread.

  123. “WARNING ADULT CONTENT FOLLOWS:”

    More dignity than it merits. How about:

    WARNING _ADOLESCENT_ CONTENT FOLLOWS

  124. CONGRATULATION WUWT!
    This confirms the many opinions, thoughts and comentaries we have had for several years here in WUWT: All this is chemically pure NEW AGE!!!!!!!!
    This speaks a lot, a complete library!, of how these NEW AGE guys have been enrolled, as easy prey of the Club of Rome and the kind, who are after a global government ( a “Brave New World” order ) where they will be the “Alphas” and we the “Gammas”. Leaders and followers share the same idiocy, the same eagerness for POWER. This is simply madness for us hardworking and common people. Just think it over: Why in the world should I need or wish to control other peoples lives?, Why in the world a human being would it need to have more than, say, a million (or a billion) dollars?
    It´s plain insanity. So both are not evil but fool.
    Have you ever thought about the idiocy of a powerful man like Fidel Castro, being prisoner of himself, jailed in a caribean island?
    Lives of we the commoners are by far plenty of happiness and satisfaction.
    From Pachauri´s new age´s “hippisim” to Hugo Chavez´s banana republic´s or some New York bankers´dreams of global domination there is no difference.
    We are living in really “interesting times” where we are given the very special opportunity of watching NUDE all these characters. What a show!
    Let´s buy more popcorn!

  125. This is a case of VANITY.

    Maybe it should be called “Vanity Affair”…

    Human Nature for sure, but difficult for the vain to admit or self-identify within themselves.

    Blinded by vanity.

    Even good and honorable people can fall victim to vanity — say a beautiful women pays attention to a middle-aged, hair thining, on the pudgy side man, but she has ulterior motives — quite likely, the man will have a hard time seeing that…or he may not care, things being the way they are between the sexes.

    Obviously, this isn’t limited to sexual relations.

    Apparently, Pachauri can’t see how utterly ridiculous this looks to other people.

    Sadly, vanity plays in many circumstances to trap people into situations that play against their long-term interests — the question is how to gently cause the “scales to fall from their eyes” without irrevocably offending them.

    It is a “touchy” subject to broach, after all, nobody likes to think they were taken advantage of because of their vanity, nor do they want to have their vanity exposed.

  126. I’ve never thought that recycling paper was a worthwile activity but surely this work is a prime candidate for resurrecting as toilet paper. It could even lead to a resurgence of good old-fashioned book-burning.

  127. Two winters ago, I was placed back in the dark ages when the septic system at the ranch, pipes and all, froze solid. So out the back door we went, literally. However, the Sears n’ Roe’s catalog paper is too slick these days to be used for more important jobs. Books still use fairly toothy paper. Had I a novel this bad, I would have grabbed it.

  128. >>I envisage plenty of red silk hankerchiefs being offered,
    >>should the man so much as snivvle!

    Ho, ho.

    If there is ever a protest against AGW and the IPCC, the symbol of protest just has to be the red silk hanky.

    Ha, ha, ha. What a Jerk!! (sic).

    .

  129. Although not likely to be against the law in India, but are we not now seeing personal, not just coorporate/nonprofit profit from the fact that this idiot is the chair of IPCC? Deny it now.

  130. @ Tom Stark (20:57:22) :

    Tom, thanks for the link. I find it very hard to believe that Dr. Kevin Trenberth would actually say something like this:

    “The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change has spoken:

    “Warming of the climate system is unequivocal” and it is “very likely” due to human activities. In recognition of the stalwart work over 20 years, the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to the IPCC and Al Gore.”

    from http://rayharvey.org/index.php/2010/01/dr-william-gray-and-dr-kevin-trenberth-debate-global-warming-part-1/

    How can people continue to reference the IPCC and Al Gore as “credible” sources in the study of the earths climate? Unbelievable.

  131. I don’t think this article should have been posted. Writing a novel has no bearing on the validity of a separate science report, or the credibility of an individual. It looks like cheap smears are now not beneath WUWT? 1st one I’ve noticed here.
    I know the counter argument to this… – tony bliar wouldn’t have posed for cameras the next day after an ‘attack iraq speech’ with a seedy novel in his hand and a cheeky grin, it’s poor PR relations. Even if WUWT takes the position this article was more a report on Pachauri’s lack of PR gumption, it’s still a spur for a mudslinging contest.

    WUWT should have more gumption about posting articles about lack of PR gumption.

  132. Please everyone, from now on refer to Dr. Pachauri as “Dr. Pachauri, head of the IPCC and world-renowned author of romantic novels”. It really increases the gravitas and bolsters the credibility of all claims the IPCC makes in the future i think.

    Where are the warmists on this thread BTW? Not interested in romantic novels?

    IPCC AR5 WG5, impact of climate change on romance in a warming world.

  133. Haven’t read the book yet..will probably wait to use it as Kindling..

    But an excerpt I’d expect………..

    “…Sanjay had been peeking around the Stevenson Screen, trying to seize a furtive glance at May’s Himalayas, but all it did was excite him more when she moved at a more rapid rate than before.

    They had been talking earlier, about their unprecedented warming. May reassured Sanjay that he shouldn’t worry about his little El Nino, because it was the PDO that mattered. This had given him hope he could put his Hockey Stick in the receeding glacier that night….and now his failure to see her as she hid her decline just made him grow more anxious.

    The room was now full of intoxicating CO2, and they had moved closer together on the couch playing GCMs. His mind was in the upper atmosphere, but kept floating down to her lower troposphere. He could not stop thinking about splicing some real data onto this proxy fantasy.

    He knew a clever trick would be needed to ensure a successful NAO…..so knowing how she loved fiction, he began to read to her excerpts from his Statement for Policy Makers. But she surprised him when she said she wanted to see something graphic, something stimulating, something totally erotic and with no real plot. She wanted to watch with him…An Inconvenient Truth…”

    In classic Indian cinema style, Gore rides in at the end and saves the day and everybody sings.

  134. I always thought IPCC had the terminolgy wrong on a few things.
    Himalayan- Is really “He’s a layin”
    Nobel Peace Prize- Is Noble “Piece” Prize
    Hockey Stick- Is just a pill a day away ….Bawaaahaaaa
    Hide the decline- Is really a commercial for “Viagra”
    After Peer Review- The Consensous Is “Pachauri” really is not that good :~(
    Pachauri’s Next Climate Book- “Let’s Get Hot and Bothered Together”

  135. I keep thinking, “How did he do this so fast?” We all know he was much too busy getting ready for Copenhagen, and at the conference itself. So it wasn’t something he put together before hand. No, it had to be since the conference. So how did he do it? You don’t suppose it was something he put together while reviewing all the dicey security TV tapes of the conference do you? Maybe it’s his way of letting his “friends” know he’s got the tapes of their little exploits and trists and they better not try to pull him down from his nice cushy UN job.

    Otherwise, how did he do it?

  136. I wonder what the folks at futerra (and Fenton Communications) think of this?

    Oh wait, we can look it up in the handy FOI2009 folder. Here it is, “Rules of the Game”. Let’s see….yes this looks about right:

    Create a trusted, credible, recognised voice on climate change:
    We need trusted organisations and individuals that the media can
    call upon to explain the implications of climate change to the
    UK public.

    Use emotions and visuals:
    Another classic marketing rule: changing behaviour by
    disseminating information doesn’t always work, but emotions
    and visuals usually do.

    Use both peripheral and central processing:
    Attracting direct attention to an issue can change attitudes, but
    peripheral messages can be just as effective: a tabloid snapshot
    of Gwyneth Paltrow at a bus stop can help change attitudes to public transport.

    They tried to get Gwyneth Paltrow.

    Instead they got a dirty old man with a comb-over and a red handkerchief.

  137. meemoe_uk, I am sure that no-one here would dismiss the work of Dr. Pachauri on the basis of this novel alone. It is merely part of a pattern of behaviour and apparent gross errors of judgment and conflicts of interest that make it extraordinary.

    I think it is also fair to observe that although the issue of AGW is extremely serious, from all sides, and everyone needs some light relief now and again. Don’t take it too much to heart. We all know it is the science that matters, not the personalities.

  138. AEGeneral (20:01:42) :

    I doubt this book will kill very many trees.

    What an embarrassment.

    There will be an e-book version, which will kill electrons. And brain cells.

  139. Ref – meemoe_uk (08:19:44) :
    “I don’t think this article should have been posted…”
    __________________
    You’re probably more right than most realize at first glance…

    I’m still thinking…

    I wonder why he didn’t use a penname…

  140. dkkraft (08:26:53) :

    “…a tabloid snapshot of Gwyneth Paltrow at a bus stop can help change attitudes to public transport.

    They tried to get Gwyneth Paltrow.

    Instead they got a dirty old man with a comb-over and a red handkerchief.”

    …who wouldn’t be caught dead within a parsec of public transport.

  141. My husband thinks Pachuri looks like a villain in a Bond movie. Don’t the girls all flock to the villain before James shows up?

  142. Pachauri’s Next Climate Book- “Let’s Get Hot and Bothered Together”
    After that Book Comes
    “Sixty Nine Ways to Melt a Himayan Glacier”
    “Viagra Does May Cause Mental Incapacitating Tendancies”
    And finally the tell all book…….Drum Roll Please….
    “Michael Mann is Hot” by Chu-Chu Pachauri

  143. >>Ross (08:31:14) :
    >>I think it is also fair to observe that although the issue of
    >>AGW is extremely serious, from all sides, and everyone needs
    >>some light relief now and again.

    You mean with a red silk hanky??

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, – we shall never hear the last of this. Oh, dear, spilt my tea again….

    .

  144. I believe the great author’s next undertaking is building himself a white marble mausoleum somewhere near Agra based on Mughal architecture. Ha ha, anyone can write a book Al!

  145. David S (19:54:31): “Maybe the Nobel Prize is now being awarded to the biggest screwball of the year.”

    Gail Combs (08:18:33): Nah, the Nobel Prize committee is going for the Darwin Award. http://www.darwinawards.com/

    Dos Gail comprehend that The Darwin Award is made posthumously (this means “after death” Gail); the nominated party having removed themselves from the gene (genome) pool due to their own mis-guided actions.

    This has been pointed out before (maybe Gail is vying for Darwin Award nomination herself – on different, vis-a-vis non-comprehensional grounds???? There is more than one way to ‘win’ the nomination I suppose …)

    .
    .

  146. From the “You know it’s going to happen, don’t you?” department:

    The WWF, in a polemic in one of its magazines, will cite one of the scene-setting descriptive passages in this novel as “proof” of glacier retreat in the Himalayas.

    The IPCC, in turn, will cite the self-same WWF article as evidence of the glacier retreat in its upcoming fifth Assessment Report.

  147. Ref – meemoe_uk (08:19:44) :
    “I don’t think this article should have been posted…”

    I know at first blush this appears to be peripheral to the science and beneath the dignity of this sight.

    But, make no mistake, PR and Communications are not peripheral to the pro-AGW multi-institutional complex. The “Rules of the Game” are a central platform upon which the hockey team attempts to influence public policy. This is the front where the public policy battle will be won or lost.

    In this context, Pachauri’s antics are relevant.

    Do you want to know what would have a bigger impact on public policy than the UEA leak? Get this story on TMZ…..

  148. Spector (05:16:08) :

    Thanks for the plug on the book. The biggest issues we have had getting the issues covered is the speed at which the story is moving in 6 different directions at once. If WUWT readers want to insure that the story stays in the news AFTER Pachauri resigns, the best thing you all can do is send a mail about the story ( investigations in UK ect) and the book to your:

    1. Local library, and ask them to buy a copy.
    2. Online newspapers.
    3. your favorite radio show.
    4. Drudge.

  149. Don’t know if this has been posted before. Pachauri interviewed in AlJazeera. dated jan 30 2010

    “There are some skeptics and their numbers are dwindling rapidly…”

  150. January 2010 to be the hotest Janaury globally in at least the past 12 years (and perhaps ever), so I guess his “steamy” novel fits right in…

  151. R Shearer (18:21:24) :

    And I thought he could only do science fiction.

    Don’t you mean science friction?

  152. Ross (09:02:46) :
    Sadly most of the comments have been deleted (fortunately, I have a hard copy).

    You’ll need a red silk hanky for that. ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

    Damn, spilt the tea again….

    .

  153. Pascvaks (08:25:01) :

    I keep thinking, “How did he do this so fast?” We all know he was much too busy getting ready for Copenhagen, and at the conference itself. So it wasn’t something he put together before hand. No, it had to be since the conference. So how did he do it?

    You know that he spends a lot of time in the air. He wants to join the mile high club – the book was just a jerk out for it.

  154. The trouble with anecdotes, and lies, that are included in AR4 is that somebody influential ( but ignorant in this sphere ) will make a decision based on bullshit.

    It doesn’t matter whether these lies formed part of the core of the report or not, different people get different cues from reports like this and these lies may have tipped someone over the edge into believing the CAGW parable.

  155. Ian Holton (01:52:50) :

    > Google “IPCC head smutty sex novel” and you will see that this has gone around the world like a wildfire!

    Careful – keep in mind that the count estimate from Google is fantasy and inflated more than Pachauri’s head. Also, your search string apparently caused Google to include references to “adult.” Searching for IPCC head +smutty sex novel and accessing the last page of hits only reveals 132 pages. Many are not on topic.

    I searched for Pachauri “Shirley MacLaine” and while there were several hits, I found nothing that linked the two before the novel. If there is anything out there, this would be the time to look for it. My guess is that it goes back to college days when Pachauri was in the states and well before the Web.

    MacLaine was a believer in reincarnation, IIRC, that might be a clue. I suppose someone could ask him.

    Someone needs to start a blog titled The Red Silk Hanky, though I’m not sure why.

  156. In fact this makes IPCC people more human. They better spend their time entertaining like Pachauri does than writing the incredibly huge pile of falsehoods, fallacies and omissiones that IPCC gave us.

  157. “Otherwise, how did he do it?”

    Review of Dr. P.’s Undercover Study: with the help of about 20 “whistleblowers” a noble Dr. P. has been working with a sole mission of replicating the fact that the Tribe’s own ‘Warming Models’ always ‘force’ a CO2 ‘hockey stick’ instead of the opposite! Sadly and at much risk to himself from the Patriarchy, Dr. P. must now reveal to us that the ‘Team’ members of the Tribe of the Climate Scientists were really all about the abuse and disparagement of Women.

  158. Jim:

    Dos Gail comprehend that The Darwin Award is made posthumously

    …or, perhaps, a bit of wishful thinking on her part ;-)

  159. Ralph, the catchphrase of the English comedian, Dick Emery, was “ooh you are awful….but I like you”. Now deceased, bless him.

  160. R. Gates (09:11:30) :

    Uh-oh. Now we know why the forecast comes back hotter than ever: The GCM’s they claim to consult…not the binary type of model. And the reason for the ‘faster than previously imagined’ : You’ve got to outdo the competition for time on the GCM.
    So, we’d better assign her a name, this GCM. Glenda the Climate Mantra ?

  161. I think you are all missing the point. When you know you are doing something dodgy/wrong and are about to be found out, it is perfectly understandable why you would want to take out some kind of insurance – in Pachauri’s case, his insurance is in the form of deciding to become a soft port novelist.

    Moving on: I simply cannot believe this; I am stunned by the UK Met Office website’s answer to FAQs in regards to its recent release of temperature data from over a thousand sites- see some examples below. The quick translation is:

    a) We have no idea which temperature data is real and which was adjusted/manipulated (‘added value’).

    b) In our opinion, we have a perfectly good reason to explain why the original data was destroyed – after all, there was a lot of it and maybe it made no sense to store it on one of the many tens of thousands of mainframe computers available in the 1980s.

    c) In regards to the data which was adjusted/manipulated, we have no idea by how much or why, but never mind, you can trust the data.

    1. Is the data that you are providing the “value-added” or the “underlying” data?

    The data that we are providing is the database used to produce the global temperature series. Some of these data are the original underlying observations and some are observations adjusted to account for non climatic influences, for example changes in observations methods or site location.

    The database consists of the “value added” product that has been quality controlled and adjusted to account for identified non-climatic influences. It is the station subset of this value-added product that we have released. Adjustments were only applied to a subset of the stations so in many cases the data provided are the underlying data minus any obviously erroneous values removed by quality control. The Met Office do not hold information as to adjustments that were applied and so cannot advise as to which stations are underlying data only and which contain adjustments.

    Back to top

    2. What about the underlying data?

    Underlying data are held by the National Meterological Services and other data providers and such data have in many cases been released for research purposes under specific licences that govern their usage and distribution.

    It is important to distinguish between the data released by the NMSs and the truly raw data. e.g. the temperature readings noted by the observer. The data may have been adjusted to take account of non climatic influences, for example changes in observations methods, and in some cases this adjustment may not have been recorded so it may not be possible to recreate the original data as recorded by the observer.

    Back to top

    3. Why is there no comprehensive copy of the underlying data?

    The data set of temperatures, which are provided as a gridded product back to 1850 was largely compiled in the 1980s when it was technically difficult and expensive to keep multiple copies of the database.

    For IT infrastructure of the time this was an exceedingly large database and multiple copies could not be kept at a reasonable cost. There is no question that anything untoward or unacceptable in terms of best practices at the time occurred.

  162. Pamela Gray (07:53:51) :

    He has muddled his “what goes on in the office’ with ‘what goes on behind closed doors’. Neither place or relationship is valued.
    In his religion, he’ll get reincarnated as a rotifer as payment in full.

  163. Is “baring the all of scantily clad beauties” in a book equivalent to “bearing your breast” for your own peccadilloes? Wonder what kind of example he is setting for budding scientists of future generations? Not much for scientific technique, but the investigation can be interesting.

  164. Has this book been peer-reviewed ? What will be his answer to this question ?
    Will he refuse to give the names of the anonymous scientists ?

    In holland nowadays , i was at an art fair today , pieces of art were sold with a guarantee that they were frostproof , nothing was remarked whether they were heatproof , indicating that even the artists intuitively are feeling that not heat is a problem , but that cold has a much more dangerous impact !

    Mr Pachauri is showing that he is fan of overheating and gaily does not touch cool or cold matters .

  165. Latest from Smutgate: Pachauri evidently cherry picked his fictional encounters from leer-reviewed magazines says publisher Larry Flint. “It’s porn-plagiarism. I wrote Chapter 4 myself in 1985.”

  166. Return to Almora, published in Dr Pachauri’s native India earlier this month, tells the story of Sanjay Nath, an academic in his 60s reminiscing on his “spiritual journey” through India, Peru and the US…..it tells the story of a climate expert…..

    Very reminiscent of the countless books about the experiences of a homosexual college English teachers on sabbatical in Europe written by…..a homosexual college English teacher on sabbatical in Europe.

    IanM

  167. amicus curiae (06:56:40)

    and was sharon? looking for the Bodacious word in front of TATA’s:-)

    Yes, that was me, but no, “bodacious” is too cliché. I’m thinking “robust” works better in this context.

    And who upthread referred to this book as “friction fiction”? If I’m not mistaken, that is the technical term used by reviewers at the ASME’s Journal of Tribology when they reject an article.

  168. Henry chance (19:05:10) :

    Tiger Woods has changed his name to Cheetah Woods.

    What can we have for Rajendra Pauchauri’s new name???

    Contest time to name the new Rock star Pachauri?

    “Rajendra “Robust Lust” “Pachauri, Chairman and Love Doctor of the Intergovernmental Panel for Climate Change (IPCC), author of Return to Almora…

    Think of the rain forests to be decimated for wood pulp to manufacture your smutty romance novels. Think of the children!

    Anyone want to guess how many times “robust” appears in the book?

  169. the last day of January 2010 truely is momentous here in the UK. it is the day the MSM has finally seen the light. sorry if all this has already been posted – but it’s an indication of how the soft stuff is really hitting the windmills.
    we have the two major serious Sunday ‘papers doing major exposes on the Non Man Made Global Warming scams.
    the http://www.sundaytelegraph.co.uk has no fewer than 5 pages. modesty precludes me from directing bloggers to the telegraph letters page (have a look anyway). they have a good editorial on the scandals. the http://www.sundaytimes.co.uk also has an article worth the read. as does the http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk.
    of course the global warming http://www.observer.co.uk, has the obligitory government propaganda from a guy (?) called Milly Band, extrollng the virtues of MMGW.
    all in all agood day for realists – especially those of us who are not into soft porn

  170. 3. Why is there no comprehensive copy of the underlying data?

    The data set of temperatures, which are provided as a gridded product back to 1850 was largely compiled in the 1980s when it was technically difficult and expensive to keep multiple copies of the database.

    For IT infrastructure of the time this was an exceedingly large database and multiple copies could not be kept at a reasonable cost. There is no question that anything untoward or unacceptable in terms of best practices at the time occurred.

    Nonsense. You don’t tear down something unless you have already built something better to replace it. There is more than enough evidence to put a rope around the neck of such a flimsy cover-up. You can fool the naive with such assertions, but the modus operandi is robust throughout the heirarchy of records.
    I am not moved by the words of the penny-pinching weasel excuse.
    Those records hierarchies were distrubed and abscounded with ulteriour motive.

  171. While all this is happening, temporarily back to the cold;

    (Just as a curious look at what’s going on many places;)

    Another ferry is stuck in the ice in Norway. One of the crew says she cannot remember this has happenened before;

    http://translate.google.no/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=no&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vg.no%2Fnyheter%2Fvaer%2Fartikkel.php%3Fartid%3D591450&sl=no&tl=en

    On the map, its the number “1” here;

    http://www.gulesider.no/kart/;jsessionid=cFqwLxXzobObMAgWfA#lat%3D8186177.54044%26lon%3D1171593.78072%26zoom%3D6%26layers%3D0B000%26q%3Df%25C3%25A6rder%26offset%3D0%26tab%3Daddress

  172. “He removed his clothes and began to feel Sajni’s body, caressing her voluptuous breasts.”

    I will never be able to hear the term “Global Warming” again with a straight face.

  173. “D. Patterson (10:47:47) :
    […]
    Think of the rain forests to be decimated for wood pulp to manufacture your smutty romance novels.”

    That’s good clean sequestering of evil CO2. Maybe Dr. RKP wrote his romantic novel to carbon-offset his limo and jet travel. You gotta feel yourself into this weirdo logic a little.

  174. i’m inclined to agree with the poster above. These ‘books’ are often written as a less obvious way of getting private money into the hands of public officials.

    Our PM the hapless Gordon Brown has, for instance, penned a series of books about ‘courage under fire’ which are then bulk-purchased by various Labour Party supporting organisations. No-one thinks these books are any good but they still sell in the thousands although not through the normal channels (e.g Amazon or Waterstones).

  175. Dr Pachauri is ahead of the game, just ensuring a new revenue stream before the global warming trough freezes over!

  176. Pamela Gray (07:21:21) :
    On what page number does he describe our hero’s comb over? And does he use mousse to keep it in place? That could explain the red silk hanky. He apparently forgot his ditty bag when he boarded the wom…train. Make do with what ya got.

    Come on Pam, cut the boy some slack. We should be thankful someone actually introduced him to the concept of a comb. Those shots of him at the book intro were the first I’ve seen of him where he didn’t look like he did his do with a MixMaster. Although I may be being overly sympathetic, being seriously follicularly challenged myself.

  177. This is surely entertaining but not entirely unexpected. A young Norwegian author, Helene Uri, has recently written a humorous novel, The best among us , showing outstanding insight into this world, a world she herself once was part of (Uri, 2006).

    http://www.heleneuri.no/english.htm

    Uri receives letters daily from academics and non-academics alike who, according to her agent, ”confide in her [their] stories about intrigues, camaraderie, jealousy and envy from their workplace.”

    Translated from: http://www.bokklubben.no/SamboWeb/produkt.do?produktId=1823848

    Sex, lies and desire for power

    They shun any means. With sky high ambitions, devilish tricks, and crude seduction, they will win the recognition and honor.

    Helene Uri has written the ultimate University novel from the inside of a listed company, where employees gossip more than they research and colleagues steal each other’s projects.

    Did you know that the statement “Let’s do something useful for society” is a standing joke among linguists that breaks up from lunch. “It’s about passion, about love, about jealousy and envy. Fraud obsession arrogance and stupidity.”

    Semi-infamous, half-loving
    The best among us is a semi-infamous, half-loving portrayal of work and sex lives of people who call themselves scientists. For not even scientists are angels: They go to conferences and do the same lectures over again, for each other (with slightly altered titles). The change of job description announcements to disqualify skilled applicants they do not like. They force themselves to be co-authors on others papers. They gossip and favors, cheats and manipulates.

    “It’s about passion, about love, about jealousy and envy. Fraud obsession arrogance and stupidity. “

  178. “The book, which makes reference to the Kama Sutra, starts promisingly enough as it tells the story of a climate expert …”

    It’s quite clear that RKP has decided to take some of Mike Hulme’s advice to heart:

    “We need to ask not what we can do for climate change, but to ask what climate change can do for us.”

    And:

    “Because the idea of climate change is so plastic, it can be deployed across many of our human projects …”

    And:

    “We will continue to create and tell new stories about climate change and mobilize them in support of our projects.”

    http://hro001.wordpress.com/2010/01/30/propping-up-very-tarnished-gold-standard-of-ipccs-plastic-climate-change/

  179. Carlos RP (09:07:03)

    I didn’t watch the whole thing, but I did notice RP’s rather fetching GREEN silk handkerchief (and matching tie!).

    Then the shot changed to the interviewer who WAS sporting a red silk hanky!

    Maybe RP borrowed that one for later………..

  180. Someone said, a while back, that the Indians were too prudish for this sort of steamy bodice-ripper.
    Well, I don’t think so. I cannot see the following sculptures adorning St Peter’s at the Vatican, for instance.

    Some of those positions are decidedly athletic. I would put my back out, just trying. I presume it is compulsory, at Hindu temples, to take a red silk hanky with you.

    .

  181. I’m laughing so much I can’t read right down the thread! Remember guys, we Brits whupped Hitler largely because we never stopped laughing at him, no matter how long the odds

    Btw, I prefer “Sex, Lies and Database”

  182. After thinking about it, I realize why he put this book out.

    He has accepted he will soon face a criminal trial, and is laying the foundations for an insanity defense.

  183. Allan M (12:22:10) :

    That Miliband would defend Pachauri at this point, with Pachauri’s documented conflicts of interests and documented ignoring of the glacier hoax, identifies Miliband as one of those defenders of the indefensible, in more ways than one.

    Miliband is no better than Pachauri, in some ways he is worse because he should know better and as an elected official has a high responsibility and duty to the British people.

    I can only hope the people of Britain will vote out such people in the next election sometime this Spring.

  184. “You are absolutely superb after meditation. Why don’t we make love every time immediately after you have meditated?”

    Savita Bhabi, eat your heart out!

  185. Interview with Christopher Monckton, from December. Half into it he discuss Pachauri. Monckton describes how Pachauri used fraudulent data in a presentation. Monckton sent a report to the Indian police, since Pachauri would have gain large money from international Cap and Trade, where British industry would have been forced to move to India: “That is financial fraud on a monster scale. When this man uses this graph […] he is going to jail for fraud.”

    Hi, Indian Police! How’s that case proceed?

  186. US readers will be pleased to learn that Australia has been doing its bit to help Dr Pauchuri to raise consciousness about the human condition in this arresting manner. See Andrew Bolt blog (Herald Sun Melbourne), posting “No, it’s just Pachauri who was feeling too hot” – and please don’t miss the comments section. This affair (so to speak) was tailor made for the irreverent Australian sense of humour.

  187. Carlos RP (09:07:03) : Pachauri interviewed in AlJazeera. dated jan 30 2010

    “There are some skeptics and their numbers are dwindling rapidly…”

    I try to take different and fresh points of view at times – there is no way I want to get caught in anybody’s group think, or stereotype people all bad or all good. I watched that video. First I turned it off in disgust when Patchy hit the above words. Then I went back to it because something had intrigued me about the man. Yes, despite being despicable liar and ridiculous soft-porn author there was actually something about him I liked. I listened, and a lot of what he said, and how he spoke, I liked. It was difficult to square up with his lies and his stinking riches. He was beautifully dressed, expensive suit but he looked distinguished. He expressed values I was comfortable with. He seemed at peace with himself. He radiated that. He didn’t look like Caveman. He had no body language of lying through his teeth or using his position for monetary gain in a situation where he already has more than enough money – the opposite – he felt genuine. I’m not at all surprised he has an office full of bright, beautiful ladies.

    However, his published novel was not mentioned. And nor does the Times of India mention soft porn author Pachauri as IPCC chief.

    Oh heck, why is Life so complicated?

  188. Aunty Freeze (14:36:36) : Your comment is awaiting moderation

    TERI= The Energetic Randy Indian?

    Sorry that should be The Egotistical Randy Indian

  189. Send a ship load of Randy pachauri’s porn over to the UK for the elderly to burn to keep warm.

  190. steven mosher (21:00:26) :

    Ok,

    I’ve sat on this since I wrote my piece on Pachauri. As we follow the money, as we see Pachuari moving onto Millionaire row, it occurred to me that there were only two things missing from living the dream…..
    You got power, you got money, what’s next..

    So I checked the personell in his office early this week:

    http://www1.ipcc.ch/about/ipcc-secretariat.htm

    na, that’s being way too cynical.

    The last piece of living the dream.. who knows.

    But If I were a journalist with a nose for scandal, I’d follow my nose,
    it always knows, what rhymes with toe.

    Again, no evidence. I’d just look at that.

    REPLY: I’m chuckling – Schlingemann “consultant for outreach”. ;-)

    -A

    Very funny. It reminds me a of Berlusconi. What is it about power? Some men attract women like flies. Others think they must be attractive and that no woman could possibly resist them. But that book – I don’t even need to put my fingers down my throat. I suppose a leading climate scientist who has written the odd report is disillusioned enough to think he can write literature. Quick, pass the bucket……………….

  191. jorekafkazar

    http://www.sundaytimes.co.uk/climate panel shamed………..

    article re amazon rainforest – attributed to richard north.

    also sunday telegraph editorial on IPCC is the first MSM in the UK to my knowledge.
    a good day for the first chink of truth coming out.
    also see letters page in telegraph – all correspondence anti AGW/Met office.
    again another first.
    looks like the pro’s are ‘lying’ low.

  192. When caught lying and cheating, divert attention by indulging in smut.

    I wish he wouldnt smile. With a face that only a mother could love, one wonders if even his mother could love him.

  193. I understand now why Pachauri believes in reincarnation. Maybe he will come back as the new Chair of the IPCC

  194. I suspect that Randy Pachauri wanted to capitalize on his notoriety and bring out a best-selling novel. Perhaps he hoped to rival the Karma Sutra …

    However, a little thought would have suggested that doing so would bring ridicule to the IPCC. I imagine they will have to get rid of him right quick.

  195. So, who will be the first to sue Pachauri for confiscation of the financial proceeds from the novel as compensation for…?

  196. Breaking News !!

    All the steamy material from Pachauri’s novel has been found to be plagiarized from WWF internal memos. The WWF commented, “We don’t know Nature was actually writing about animals!”

  197. Douglas, I would love to meet you and your wife. I have chairs waiting at my table at the Lostine Tavern in Wallowa County this coming Friday and every Friday. It seems a shame that we work in the same wonderful remote corner of Northeast Oregon and have never met. I guarantee that my C (my best friend and mate) and I will make merry with you at the local family friendly tavern in Lostine. He’s a talker and one of his favorite subjects is global warming. While it is cold outside, he keeps me globally warm. There is a great little motel in Wallowa plus the Best Western above Enterprise that offer grand accommodations. The one in Wallowa is quaint and cute (I’ve stayed there). The one in Enterprise has an indoor pool. In fact that pool is the only non-privately owned pool in the County. Besides the lake. The former is heated. The latter is fed by glaciers.

  198. “We’ve reached a tupping point” oh, ROFL! I have so enjoyed this thread

    Just to say – another FIRST: Climate change is on the FRONT PAGE of the Telegraph today, Monday. I saw it flashed up on the TV after midnight.

  199. Lucy Skywalker (14:26:37) : Carlos RP (09:07:03) : Pachauri interviewed in AlJazeera. dated jan 30 2010

    “There are some skeptics and their numbers are dwindling rapidly…”

    ..there was actually something about him I liked. I listened, and a lot of what he said, and how he spoke, I liked…He was beautifully dressed, expensive suit but he looked distinguished. He expressed values I was comfortable with. He seemed at peace with himself. .. He didn’t look like Caveman. He had no body language of lying through his teeth ..– he felt genuine.

    I listened to about half of that. He can afford to be well dressed. I strongly disagree about body language. His eyes clearly gave away he was lying, when he was, which included that bit about diminishing numbers, but also about how self righteous he was to express his own opinions. (It helps my business and I can pretend to be philanthropic at the same time). There were parts where he wasnt lying such as when he talks about the partition and bits about his family. When questioned about his Carbon footprint – he looks down – consoles himself, as does Al Gore, that he is using his extensive carbon footprint to try and get others to reduce theirs. Thats as far as I listened.

    As for sex appeal, I suppose you would know better from a womans point of view. To me he looks like a gargoyle, maybe some women would find that attractive.

  200. Classic.

    Pachauri has reverted to his previous persona of India Railways engineer. His world-class reputation is perhaps currently in a bit of jeopardy. Why would you release a book that hampers it further? Shoot yourself in the foot, will ya? He should have waited until his popularity turned to notoriety, released the book then and made millions from our voyeuristic interest in the man himself.

    Why is he going down? Check out the scientific and political facts (in a palatable form) at:

    http://www.climatereview.net

  201. u.k.(us) (17:10:10) :

    couldn’t sell his climate “science”, so he thought he would “sex it up”.

    Gone from ‘climate science’ to ‘climax science’. Oh dear enough of that…..

  202. Oh please people – my cup runneth over – I can’t keep throwing up !
    It’s so sad – he probably believes it himself. Delusions of his own unbelievable prowess – Yech! Apologies to Queen:

  203. Not sure if anyone has mentioned this: I haven’t the time to read 300+ comments.

    But on this very website I just saw an advertisement for something to do with “Namoi Watts” and the “50 Sexiest Women of Science Fiction”.

    I guess what I can’t get from Pauchari, I can get from Anthony.

    :)

    [No, you get it from Google, which is entirely responsible for which ads are posted. ~dbs, mod]

  204. [No, you get it from Google, which is entirely responsible for which ads are posted. ~dbs, mod]

    Interesting. So Anthony doesn’t take responsibility for all of the material that appears on his website? I was assuming he entered into some sort of contractual agreement with Google Ads, which would be an implicit approval of all advertisements that appear.

  205. Regarding my post last night:

    “Just to say – another FIRST: Climate change is on the FRONT PAGE of the Telegraph today, Monday. I saw it flashed up on the TV after midnight.”

    This was definitely the case on BB2 24hr News last night sometime after midnight – the front page was held up up and I caught the very large headline ‘Climate…’ but as I was glancing up form my laptop and had the subtitles on (I’a a bit deaf and didn’t want to kep the neighbours up!) I missed seeing the whole page. But it WAS def nealry whole page, and a very big lead.

    I went over to the Telegraph website a bit later to see what it was all about – c3am – but nothing, nada, nix on ‘Climate’. Ditto today, I checked the print version – nothing!

    I’d dearly love to know what the front page was, which was pulled; and why

  206. Pachauri should enter his fiction, which is as limp as an unfortunate and disconsolate eel forlornly hanging by the shreds of his credibility from a pitiable icicle which is dejectedly melting from the curse of civilization and comfort, along with his equally limp scientific drivel, in the Bulwer-Litton contest. (Forgive me. that is the best I can do)

    http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

  207. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Phil M (10:08:52) :
    [No, you get it from Google, which is entirely responsible for which ads are posted. ~dbs, mod]

    Interesting. So Anthony doesn’t take responsibility for all of the material that appears on his website? I was assuming he entered into some sort of contractual agreement with Google Ads, which would be an implicit approval of all advertisements that appear.
    <<<<<<<<<

    Hey there Phil!

    I don't get any dirty adverts when I look at this story, but I believe that the Google ads, that you get, are mainly based on your search history. I just get adverts for firewood and heating systems. Try deleting some of your browser history or cookies from any adult sites you regularly use.

  208. Maybe I should try plagiarising Pachauri and his update on the Kama Sutra. Why should he get all the cash? It should be easy to mimic his style. Just imagine I’m 14 again. If I can just get started …

    How about a title like ‘The Himalayan Glaciers Moved For Her’?

  209. I can list a hundred questionable things Choo Choo has done, but I cannot name one thing he has said or done that actually benefited humanity or anything he has done that was not out of self-promotion.

    I offer the same assessment of Albert Gore.

    [WHAT IS IT that people SEE in these creeps? I am convinced, that I could answer that, it would bring me a long way to my goal of ridding the world of the AGW scare.]

  210. We have known for some time that Dr. Pachauri has a lively imagination. Now he has found a new outlet for it which may create enjoyment with those who like his style.

    Let him get the Nobel Prize of Literature and let us hope that he will consentrate writing smutty novels and give up the silly idea about global warming. Do not feel ashamed, it was a wonderful prank, but let us now get on with our lives, including our lovelives!

  211. Buffy Minton (03:17:25) :
    Hey there Phil!

    I don’t get any dirty adverts when I look at this story, but I believe that the Google ads, that you get, are mainly based on your search history. I just get adverts for firewood and heating systems. Try deleting some of your browser history or cookies from any adult sites you regularly use.

    So, um, wood and heat… gotcha…

    I don’t get any ads, I’ve “opted out” of everything google. Everything is blocked, even analytics… Funny thing, nobody at the office here is complaining…

  212. Choo Choo’s psycho-sexual pathologies, however creepy they might seem are not really my business.

    Choo Choo’s delusions of grandeur, which evidently compel him to create fantasy about the physical world in such a way as to force governments to impose regulations based upon his fantasies, become my business.

  213. The guy didn’t write the book I am told. The banksters behind using so called carbon tax took a big fall at cop-in-hoggin and needed a sacrificial goat so they could re-spin their agenda after they get rid of him they get a new puppet who has a clean slate just a different script.

    Who are the banksters? Lets go after them instead. xml.infowars.com

  214. BTW this is a biographical novel so you can imagine what type of a person is this. In fact there were lots of rumours in Delhi that he bought his way up by supplying money and women to powers to be. Those should be checked by some sleuths.

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