Guest essay by Eric Worrall h/t Pat – Guardian Climate Agoniser Madeleine Somerville, who has a BA Sociology, with a concentration in Criminology, Deviance and Social Control, has provided what…
Category: Ridiculae
UN Names "Angry Bird" as their Latest Climate Ambassador
UPDATES: The press conference released a video, some screen caps below. Video follows below. From the “anyone has to be better than sex fiend Rajenda Pacahuri” department… Guest essay…
Ridiculous offer from PG&E asks if I want to pay MORE for electricity to 'demonstrate my commitment to sustainability'
From the Department of Retarded Economics and the Pacific Gas and Electric company comes this unbelievable offer that asks if I want to pay more for electricity to be part…
Dana Nuccitelli: Climate TV Coverage Falling
Guest essay by Eric Worrall h/t JoNova – Climate activist Dana Nuccitelli, who was hilariously outed as an employee of big oil, has made a shock discovery: Telling people the…
Another pie in the sky green scheme for using that excess atmospheric CO2
From the “there’s a shedload of carbon on the surface” department comes this “green solution” that will “overcome the environmental sins of our past”. Oy. Converting atmospheric carbon dioxide into…
Ridiculous $1.4M Yale study creates 'fictitious fishing communities' to model future fish stock & economic changes
From the department of wasted grant money and YALE SCHOOL OF FORESTRY & ENVIRONMENTAL STUDIES, comes this models gone wild fish story moment, bold mine: Global warming will drive vast, unpredictable…
Tim Flannery: Firing Climate Scientists Breaches the Paris Agreement
Tim Flannery, whose spectacularly wrong advice once helped panic Aussie politicians into wasting billions of dollars on useless desalination plants, now thinks firing CSIRO climate scientists will cause Australia to…
Claim: We should focus on Air Pollution, let Climate "take care of itself"
Guest essay by Eric Worrall The Guardian has published a hilariously confused post, which seems to claim that climate change is important, vital, and big, but we should focus on…
Claim: Plastic pollution threat 'on par to global warming'
Frightened of plastic? Of course not; barring the occasional unsightly pile of junk, plastic is harmless. But the plastic pollution scare just might have what it takes, to serve as…
Reduce CO2, or More Homeless Kittens
Guest essay by Eric Worrall According to the New South Wales Cat Protection Society, climate induced warmer weather is causing cats to have more unwanted kittens. Longer breeding seasons, more…
Global Warming is Causing Dogs to Become Depressed
Guest essay by Eric Worrall Pet behaviourists have claimed that dogs and horses are becoming bored and depressed, because global warming induced weather is stopping their owners from taking them…
Climate Alarmists Discover Natural Selection
Guest essay by Eric Worrall Snow hares – fluffy, cute, less likely to eat you than a Polar Bear. The ideal candidate for the next green icon, except for their…
Brilliance from rent-seeking NGO's – climate change wouldn't be a problem if we just left nature "intact"
From the “I thought [ ] my heater and [my] air conditioner was the best defense” department and the society of brain-dead wishful group-think at the Wildlife Conservation Society (and…
Discovery: Technological Global Warming Killed all the Aliens
Guest essay by Eric Worrall Discovery has a theory as to why we haven’t discovered evidence of intelligent alien civilisations; According to Discovery, the handful of planets which have just…
President Obama Discovers a Climate Believer, Pays Personal Visit
Guest essay by Eric Worrall President Obama has paid a personal visit to one of the few Americans who is genuinely worried about the climate. US President Barack Obama has…
Claim: The Climate "Denial" Conspiracy is Growing
Guest essay by Eric Worrall The Guardian reports that discussions of climate policy are being displaced by “attacks” on climate science. Naturally the Guardian, and the authors of the study,…
Claim: Climate Change Forced Bigfoot to Migrate to America
Guest essay by Eric Worrall The International Business Times claims that Gigantopethicus, a huge ape which died out 100,000 years ago in China, may instead have been driven by Climate…
Shock Green Discovery: Negative Messages make Normal People Feel Sad
Guest essay by Eric Worrall A group of climate researchers have made the shocking discovery, that telling people everyone is going to die from the apocalyptic effects of manmade climate…
US Landed Gentry demand Medieval Climate Tithes
Guest essay by Eric Worrall What could be better than owning a large woodland estate, and making a steady income from harvesting timber? Harvesting an additional tithe of taxpayer’s money,…
HuffPost Touts "Economic Benefits" of a $2.9 trillion annual tax hike on Fossil Fuels
Guest essay by Eric Worrall Huffington Post has a plan to address the as yet unanswered question of who will foot the bill, for the renewable transformation green advocates want,…
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