Michael Mann: “I’m Not Owned! I’m Not Owned!!” – As He Shrinks into a Corn Cob

If you’ve been following the climate circus for as long as we have here at WUWT, you know that Michael Mann – the self-proclaimed guardian of the infamous “hockey stick” graph – has been skating on thin ice for years. Well, it looks like that ice just cracked wide open. According to a gleeful piece in the National Review titled “Michael Mann Finally Goes Away,” Mann has dropped his long-running defamation lawsuit against them after a whopping 12 years of legal clownery.

That’s right: the guy who threatened to “destroy” them is now slinking off into the sunset, tail between his legs, while their blog post calling his research “sketchy” and “intellectually bogus” remains proudly online for all to see. But wait, there’s more! In true Mann fashion, he’s probably out there right now insisting he’s the victor, even as reality nibbles away at his relevance like a hungry squirrel on a… well, corn cob. Which brings us to the perfect meme for this moment. Back in 2011, the legendary X (formerly Twitter) account @dril posted this gem:

 “im not owned! im not owned!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob.”

It’s become the ultimate symbol of online denial – that moment when someone’s been utterly “owned” in a debate, but they keep flailing in protest, only to morph into a sad, shriveled vegetable. Sound familiar, Dr. Mann?

Picture it: Mann, fresh off losing his case (despite a temporary jury win against Mark Steyn and Rand Simberg that’s already crumbling under appeal), simmers while the National Review editors pop the champagne.

They even thank their lawyers and supporters, noting how the First Amendment proved too “inconvenient” for Mr. Hockey Stick.

And let’s not forget the article’s zinger: Mann and his alarmist crew are “losing the climate debate,” as evidenced by his recent whinging about Bill Gates daring to inject some common sense into the conversation. Ouch. That’s gotta sting worse than a polar vortex.

Just yesterday, we ran a piece titled “Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me,” absolutely roasting the 2025 BioScience special report – “The State of the Climate: A Planet on the Brink” – for its over-the-top doomsaying. (Note: One of the co-authors? None other than Michael Mann himself.  Mann’s involvement? It’s like he’s the lead singer in that despair choir, belting out tunes about economic “post-growth” models and blaming the “wealthiest 10 percent” for everything short of bad hair days. Now, with his lawsuit in the dustbin, Mann’s descent into irrelevance is complete. He’s not just owned – he’s corncobbed. As @dril so prophetically put it, he’s shrinking smaller by the day, insisting he’s still the big cheese in climate town while the world moves on. The National Review sums it up best:

 “As for Michael Mann, he’s belatedly taken our very good advice from so many years ago, and gotten lost.”

Hey, Mike – if you’re reading this (and we know you are), maybe it’s time to embrace your inner corn cob. Pop some butter on, sit back, and watch the real climate debate thrive without your lawsuits and hysteria. After all, in the words of the meme: “im not owned!!” Sure, buddy. Sure.

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Tom Halla
November 2, 2025 10:07 am

Mann is still a big cheese in the climate hysteria community, it is just that the cause is losing favor.

Scissor
Reply to  Tom Halla
November 2, 2025 11:05 am

But have you ever seen an uglier ear of corn?

hiskorr
Reply to  Scissor
November 2, 2025 7:43 pm

Thank ya’ll. Them city-folk don’t know the difference between an “ear” of corn (with the grains still on it) and a “corncob” (what’s left after summen nibbles the corn offen it.)

Reply to  Tom Halla
November 3, 2025 3:18 am

Limberger

oeman50
Reply to  Tom Halla
November 3, 2025 4:31 am

” the cheese cause is losing favor..flavor

Fixed it.

Allen Pettee
November 2, 2025 10:11 am

Unfortunately, Mann and his cult are still brainwashing the young, as Mann is still teaching CAGW propaganda at UPenn.

Mason
Reply to  Allen Pettee
November 2, 2025 10:57 am

I thought they fired him last month!

Allen Pettee
Reply to  Mason
November 2, 2025 11:18 am

Only from his position of “Vice Provost of Climate Science, Policy, and Action,” but he still teaches courses there to the detriment of atmospheric physics.

Scarecrow Repair
Reply to  Mason
November 2, 2025 11:19 am

I think they just removed one of his job titles, which paid nothing.

Reply to  Mason
November 3, 2025 6:39 am

No he resigned from the position of Vice Provost because the new university policy of ‘institutional neutrality’ interfered with his “commitment to climate advocacy”. He remains a tenured faculty member.

steveastrouk2017
Reply to  Allen Pettee
November 2, 2025 3:51 pm

Penn State, not U Penn ?

Allen Pettee
Reply to  steveastrouk2017
November 2, 2025 4:21 pm

Mann used to work for Penn State, but moved to UPenn.

Allen Pettee
Reply to  Allen Pettee
November 2, 2025 4:28 pm
Gilbert K. Arnold
Reply to  steveastrouk2017
November 2, 2025 4:28 pm

Nope: He left Penn State and moved to U Penn a couple of years agi,

Bruce Cobb
Reply to  Gilbert K. Arnold
November 2, 2025 9:38 pm

The state pen would have been a better fit.

Bruce Cobb
November 2, 2025 10:20 am

Uh-0hs. Mann down! Better call a waaahmbulance!

Mr.
Reply to  Bruce Cobb
November 2, 2025 4:09 pm

“It’s only a flesh wound!”

November 2, 2025 10:29 am

A small man who desperately wants to be important.

Jerry Mead
November 2, 2025 10:41 am

I remember that years ago when I was first introduced to Mikey and his ‘work’ by Steve McIntyre I commented that I found him “greasy and unpleasant”.

Plus ca change. Now we just need the Steyn and Simberg judgement debacle to be reversed and Mikey can bugger off for good.

joe-Dallas
Reply to  Jerry Mead
November 3, 2025 8:31 am

While the trial court has reversed much of the jury verdict and awarded substantial attorney fees etc to the plaintiffs, everything is still on appeal. The details of all the case filings below :
Most of the reversals etc from the March 2025 to June 2025 time. Its at least another two years of litigation to go, unless Manns litigation fund spigot dries up.

https://portal-dc.tylertech.cloud/app/RegisterOfActions/#/D71396C82ECD1A3BD3F9353D4EDBF6DC93A0975858B9A671863AE5073F2368E4/anon/portalembed

SxyxS
November 2, 2025 10:44 am

I’m no longer vegetarian.

Jeff Alberts
Reply to  SxyxS
November 3, 2025 12:11 pm

Perhaps by proxy?

gyan1
November 2, 2025 10:48 am

The clueless are still clinging to the preposterous pseudoscience Mann and his gatekeeping ilk foisted on society. Empirical reality will eventually replace their delusions but the general public is still in the darkness they facilitated.

JD Lunkerman
Reply to  gyan1
November 3, 2025 5:32 am

Not sure the general public ever bought into the main delustions and lies perpetrated by the climate
“science”. Only the elites and politicians who sought to control the commanding heights of the economy that bought in or believed.

gyan1
Reply to  JD Lunkerman
November 3, 2025 8:28 am

Only a small minority of people I know understand what a scam establishment “climate science” is. The rest believe humans are to blame for a warming world that is harmful. That it isn’t a top concern for most doesn’t negate that they believe in the narrative.

rhs
November 2, 2025 10:53 am

Psst, hey Michy Mann, who wins in a lawsuit?
Lawyers, they are the only ones guaranteed to get paid.

Reply to  rhs
November 2, 2025 3:42 pm

But Mann is a Nobel Lauriat!
I’m sure he has enough rope of his award left to cover the cost.

Westfieldmike
November 2, 2025 10:54 am

He should be in jail for damage to people’s minds.

MrGrimNasty
November 2, 2025 11:08 am

I imagine Mann’s final years will look something like this.

https://youtu.be/yMjBppwSRkw

1saveenergy
November 2, 2025 11:33 am

So will he have to pay all costs ??

Reply to  1saveenergy
November 2, 2025 2:30 pm

Well, at least a Judge ruled that he owed Mr Steyn and I believe other parties over a $Million (so yes, all costs as I recall). Will he have to pay it? He can sit and wait to see if the people to whom he owes the money domesticate the judgment to his State (PA). At that point they’re free to send repo men to take vehicles that he owns and also to start garnishing wages and look at what properties they can get their hands on. It’s difficult and I know this field well. I drove around in a repossessed Porsche 911 for about a month while it was my turn for a laugh, then it got stolen and nobody could even be bothered to report it stolen. I suppose he could also file for bankruptcy, but that’s not a pleasant option.

MarkW
Reply to  philincalifornia
November 3, 2025 6:10 am

There was; a court case in Canada where Mann was ordered to pay costs years ago. Last I heard, he still hasn’t paid that one either.

joe-Dallas
Reply to  philincalifornia
November 3, 2025 8:33 am
strativarius
November 2, 2025 12:01 pm

In the UK there is an old exclamation: taking the mick – a slang phrase that means to mock or make fun of.

And now the shoe’s on the other foot.

Rod Evans
November 2, 2025 12:39 pm

He will never be able to show his face in Wegman’s aisle nine ever again…..

paul courtney
November 2, 2025 1:08 pm

Proposed caption: “Prof. Michael Mann, shucked.”

MarkW
November 2, 2025 1:18 pm

By voluntarily abandoning his suit, doesn’t Mann make himself vulnerable to a counter suit for legal costs?

Reply to  MarkW
November 2, 2025 2:41 pm

As I posted above, he already lost that one. Even the Washington Post was on it, but that and the Philadelphia Enquirer articles are both paywalled, but here are excerpts from Google ai:

After a jury initially awarded Mann a large sum, a judge drastically reduced the award and sanctioned Mann, ordering him to pay over $530,000 in attorney fees and other legal costs to the defendants for presenting false evidence. The total amount Mann owes in legal fees now exceeds $1 million. 

  • Initial verdict: A jury awarded Mann $1 million in punitive damages from Steyn and others in early 2024.
  • Judge’s ruling: Later, the judge sanctioned Mann and his legal team for misleading the court about research data and ordered him to pay the defendants’ legal fees.
  • Costs owed: The judge ordered Mann to pay over $530,000 to the defendants, with the total amount he owes now over $1 million.
  • Legal basis: The judge invoked a law intended to deter lawsuits aimed at censoring speech. 
joe-Dallas
Reply to  philincalifornia
November 3, 2025 8:34 am

as I noted above, every ruling (almost every ruling) is on appeal.

Reply to  joe-Dallas
November 3, 2025 10:13 am

Yep, true indeed but, for as long as it takes, it’s Mann who’s doing the sweating now. The false evidence he presented, as I recall, was related to saying that he lost grant funding when, in fact, his grant funding increased. In other words factual evidence.

It would be interesting to know if he’s taking a big gamble here, as in if he loses the appeals, is he on the hook for both legal teams’ expenses for those also? I certainly hope so. This individual has done so much damage to humanity, deliberately and willfully.

paul courtney
Reply to  MarkW
November 3, 2025 2:16 pm

Mr. W: I’m reading that NRO (shamefully) agreed to throw in the atty fees (half-a-mil) to let Mann walk away. I’ve been a National Review subscriber for over forty years, but it f’ed this from the start, they missed a chance to defend free press.

Bob
November 2, 2025 1:23 pm

More good news.

November 2, 2025 1:47 pm

Behold, the Great Cornholio! At least now I know what Beavis was on about…

Sweet Old Bob
Reply to  PariahDog
November 3, 2025 5:33 am

Or , something cobs used to be used for …..(At least in farm country )

😉

Sweet Old Bob
Reply to  Sweet Old Bob
November 3, 2025 7:39 am

Hint …bucket ..outhouse …

November 2, 2025 3:06 pm

I can picture a scene now where Michael Mann is in his local supermarket, in the fresh vegetable section, next to the corn-on-the-cob rack and someone looks at him in a strange way. But this time nobody 10 years later in court is buying his “defamation testimony” that it was because of this post on WUWT where someone said he was owned.
The sad thing is, is that there are some on social media still think that his work is still valid and that Mann is a victim of Big Oil.

M14NM
Reply to  galileo62
November 2, 2025 3:49 pm

Big Corn Oil?

November 3, 2025 1:53 am

I’m a bit surprised none of the local brain-washed climate trollettes haven’t come to Mickey’s aid. 😉

Even they seem to have abandoned him. ! 🙂

Ed Zuiderwijk
November 3, 2025 3:18 am

Stop! Stop! I almost feel sorry for the guy. Can’t have that!

fos
November 3, 2025 6:30 am

Your celebrations appear to be misplaced. According to Mark Steyn himself:

https://www.steynonline.com/15675/conservative-inc-folds

NR lost and MM won:

Penn professor Michael Mann has reached an agreement with the National Review that releases him from paying the company’s remaining legal fees from his defamation case in exchange for dropping ongoing litigation against the magazine.

joe-Dallas
Reply to  fos
November 3, 2025 8:39 am

Thanks for the link. I suspect that NR legal fees associated with collection would have exceeded the funds available to collect. In other words, mann was partly judgement proof via the lack of funds that would be unprotected from collection. judgement proof is term used commonly is lawsuit to describe the liquidity of the person that owes money