Friday Funny: Net Zero is DOOMED

Cartoons by Josh comes through again

and we have a bonus funny today.

Keep your eyes on Cartoons By Josh. While he hasn’t said anything about it yet, it’ s likely the 2026 calendar will be available soon.

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Westfieldmike
October 3, 2025 11:12 am

We have entered the Grand Solar Minimum, the poles are way off beam, and the Magnetosphere is weakening. We are in trouble.

Reply to  Westfieldmike
October 3, 2025 11:48 am

Not only that, but the longwave collimator tube’s lens deconfliction oscillations have ended up amplifying the hemispherical kinetic variance! She’s gonna blow, captain!

KevinM
Reply to  David Dibbell
October 3, 2025 12:57 pm

Off topic relative to the headliner, but I’d add the waffle iron’s gigahertz oscillation is frying the sh– out of Nimitz class confabulators. It’s a serious problem.

Reply to  KevinM
October 3, 2025 6:02 pm

We’ll be OK so long as the Turboencabulator holds.

Jeff Alberts
Reply to  David Dibbell
October 3, 2025 1:33 pm

One o’ the crossbeams gone out o’ skew on treadle.

Mr.
Reply to  Jeff Alberts
October 3, 2025 4:07 pm

Troooble at mill?

Jeff Alberts
Reply to  Mr.
October 3, 2025 4:49 pm

🙂

oeman50
Reply to  David Dibbell
October 4, 2025 4:47 am

Plus, the dilithium crystals are fading!

Rich Davis
Reply to  David Dibbell
October 4, 2025 2:40 pm

Aye we cannet hold ‘er together much longah capn.

Jeff Alberts
Reply to  Westfieldmike
October 3, 2025 1:36 pm

We are in trouble, if we believe this nonsense as much as any other climate nonsense. No one knows what’s going to happen.

strativarius
October 3, 2025 12:48 pm

Miliband?

Moribund.

lynn
October 3, 2025 12:55 pm

Winter is coming.

Rick C
Reply to  lynn
October 3, 2025 6:39 pm

…and the night is dark and full of terrors.

October 3, 2025 1:34 pm

Net zero is nonsense because we will always have cold and snowy winters in the northern hemisphere.

MrGrimNasty
October 3, 2025 1:56 pm

Ed selling a true black tulip. He’s doing something into the wind, but I don’t think it’s finding many answers. No one’s listening anymore!

https://order-order.com/2025/09/29/watch-everyone-ignores-ed-miliband-at-labour-conference-event/

cgh
Reply to  MrGrimNasty
October 3, 2025 2:06 pm

When the British voters get a chance Eddie the Mad will be out of office. From the looks of things regarding public attitudes to government in the UK, all of his policy dementia will be swept away or reversed. It’s possible that Eddie the Mad will be as abject a failure as a minister as Climate Change Barbie was in Canada.

It brings me a smile that these two idiots will be remembered only for their failure to do anything useful. Equally it makes me smile at the wails of despair to come from the enviro-loonies when Mad Eddie takes the Humpty-Dumpty fall.

Reply to  cgh
October 3, 2025 7:19 pm

Nov. 5 is coming soon. Time to gather pitchforks and materials for the torches.

Robertvd
Reply to  MrGrimNasty
October 3, 2025 3:55 pm

It is just a continuation of the Tories policies. B Johnson & Co where on the same bandwagon.

MrGrimNasty
Reply to  Robertvd
October 4, 2025 1:27 am

NetZero: Blair started it 80%, Cameron bottled it – ‘Cut the green crap’, failed to get ‘essential’ fracking off the ground, May outrageously bypassed democracy and upped the ante to 100% as her ‘legacy’ gift to us all, but nobody has the insane blind zealotry with no intellectual reasoning, no moderation, no reverse, impervious to the now manifest economical ruination and futility of the entire idea, like Miliband.

Robertvd
October 3, 2025 3:51 pm

Don’t forget that with the Tories we had the same climate nonsense. So we just see a continuation of the same policies.

bobpjones
October 3, 2025 10:38 pm

Has anyone noticed Milibland’s mouth with movements, the only thing missing is Gromit.

“More cheese Gromit?”

MrGrimNasty
Reply to  bobpjones
October 4, 2025 1:31 am

Weirdo, the sort you would instinctively avoid in a roomful of people.