Friday Funny: UN COP Conferences Have Been Highly Effective at Reducing CO2

This just in…

Basic non peer-reviewed research has shown an inverse relationship between the United Nations Conference of Parties (COP) events and atmospheric CO2. In fact, it looks like there has been an acceleration since about 2000. Clearly, COP conferences have had a positive effect on global atmospheric carbon dioxide.

Must be all those private jets flying in.

Dubai’s COP28 is the most effective yet!

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drh
December 8, 2023 7:37 am

And the UN wants the world to stop eating meat. Meanwhile on the menu at COP is… meat! And lots of it. Burgers, steak, Philly cheesesteaks and more. At least they are consistent in their hypocrisy.

gezza1298
Reply to  drh
December 9, 2023 1:20 pm

What no boiled bugs? Chewy plant roots?

J Boles
December 8, 2023 7:39 am

I remember growing up during the Pennsylvanian, C02 was 3800 ppm and we thought nothing of it!

TheImpaler
Reply to  J Boles
December 8, 2023 8:04 am

OK, Joe.

Mr.
Reply to  J Boles
December 8, 2023 8:51 am

But tell the young people that these days, and they won’t believe ya.

(h/t Monty Python)

John Hultquist
Reply to  J Boles
December 8, 2023 9:51 am

I grew up in Pennsylvania too. Coal country . . . Oh, wait. Never mind.

December 8, 2023 8:16 am

Didn’t the world use a record high amount of fossil fuels in the last year? Oh wait, maybe it could have burned more.

Bryan A
Reply to  More Soylent Green!
December 8, 2023 10:10 am

Maybe they’re referring to the Net Positive contribution of enhanced CO2 levels

December 8, 2023 8:49 am

I prefer Cartoons by Josh’s version:

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Reply to  Joe Public
December 8, 2023 11:23 am

Neads side table for the with a Gourmet burger on it.

DavsS
December 8, 2023 8:53 am

But 2024 could be the hottest year EVAH!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/av/67659384

J Boles
Reply to  DavsS
December 8, 2023 9:59 am

You KNOW they will claim that EVERY year is the new hottest year EVAH! It is all they have and must push it, because if a new year is not the new hottest year then the narrative must be false, can’t have that!

December 8, 2023 8:53 am

Clearly, COP conferences have had a positive effect on global

atmospheric carbon dioxide.

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Do people emit more CO2 when they’re running their mouths?

Google’s start up page today:

     [YouTube] Watch key talks on climate change from COP28

Richard Greene
December 8, 2023 9:04 am

The goal of the annual Climate Outrage Parties is to improve the climate. And they have improved the climate in three ways.

Based on real science, CO2 is the staff of life for our planet. More CO2 = our planet supports more life.

(1) More CO2 in the atmosphere improves plant growth

(2) More CO2 in the atmosphere causes slightly warmer winters in the high latitude, colder nations

(3) And even more important is the third benefit of CO2 at the link below, that requires a “chart” I don’t know how to post here:

Honest Climate Science and Energy Blog

Bryan A
Reply to  Richard Greene
December 8, 2023 10:22 am

If you’re using a PC and mouse, right click on the chart and either Copy URL or Open in a New Window then copy the address ending in .JPG and paste it into your post
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You might need the {Image}{/image} tags

Bryan A
Reply to  Bryan A
December 8, 2023 10:23 am

If you have a touch screen handheld device just press and hold on the image for the same prompt

Dave Fair
Reply to  Bryan A
December 8, 2023 11:46 am

Do the chart in Kelvin; its the units of measurement used in science.

Bryan A
Reply to  Dave Fair
December 8, 2023 2:46 pm

I believe it would still look the same Just have an additional 273° of red extended down the bottom…263° – 313° in this case for the sidebar axis

Richard Greene
Reply to  Dave Fair
December 8, 2023 3:26 pm

Global warming since 1850 in Kelvin degrees — try not to panic

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Dave Fair
Reply to  Richard Greene
December 8, 2023 4:22 pm

Thanks, Richard. Not much happening with the Big Blue Marble. [Not that the U.S. put men on the moon.]

Reply to  Dave Fair
December 9, 2023 6:11 pm

Dave & Richard –
Thanks!

Note how much cloud cover there is – looks like more white than blue.
And the climate models still don’t know the sign of the effect of clouds.
“Houston, we have a problem.” Indeed.

Reply to  Dave Fair
December 9, 2023 8:18 am

“Science” is NOT units-of-measurement dependent.

Dave Fair
Reply to  ToldYouSo
December 9, 2023 10:03 am

It is if one is attempting to relate radiation to temperature.

Reply to  Dave Fair
December 9, 2023 11:21 am

No.

The Stefan-Boltzmann equation that relates radiation power flux to absolute temperature yields equal results independent of the calculation being performed in self-consistent English units or self-consistent metric units.

Of course, the appropriate conversion factors have to be applied to show equivalency of end-result between the two measurement systems, but that is rather trivial.

Richard Barraclough
Reply to  Bryan A
December 11, 2023 2:30 pm

Graphs like this are rather pointless. I notice you chose a scale for the CO2 which neatly fills the space available, rather than having a scale which goes from 0 to 100 percent, which would also appear to be a straight line.

Have you ever been to your doctor or pharmacy with a body temperature of 40 instead of 37, only for him to say “It’s only 1 percent above normal – go away”?

Rud Istvan
December 8, 2023 9:11 am

Just one more thing the UN is ineffective at. Security Council doesn’t provide security. Peace keepers don’t keep the peace. UNRWA fronts for Hamas in Gaza. General Assembly elected China to its Human Rights Council in 2023.
UN is an expensive joke.

Drake
Reply to  Rud Istvan
December 8, 2023 1:21 pm

How to fix the UN.

Only allow actual democracies or democratic republics to have a vote.

Then all the Muslim Theocracies, Dictatorships from Asia, the Middle East, Africa, South and Central America and the Pacific would have no vote. Don’t forget Canada under Trudope would have no vote, proven to be a dictatorship with the truckers totalitarian actions.

Are there any dictatorships in Europe now? Asking for a friend.

Bryan A
Reply to  Drake
December 8, 2023 3:34 pm

I have a Vet that could FIX them

Richard Greene
Reply to  Rud Istvan
December 8, 2023 3:37 pm

This is how expensive:

The U.S. government contributed about $12.5 billion to the United Nations in 2021, the most recent fiscal year with full data available.

About one-quarter of this total was assessed and the rest was voluntary.

This represents about a quarter of the roughly $50 billion the United States spends annually on foreign aid.

Ron Long
December 8, 2023 9:12 am

A sceptic might conclude that the graph suggests Carbon Zero is not the objective of the COP’s. It might be a royal excuse for a grand PARTY! Often at taxpayer expense. Where do I sign up?

Reply to  Ron Long
December 8, 2023 10:27 am

It’s invitation only, Ron, and judging by your skepticism on CAGW, I don’t think the invitation is in the post 🤣

Ron Long
Reply to  Redge
December 8, 2023 10:58 am

OK, Redge, you got me there. Yes, I was born a sceptic, but here’s the good news: my wife says I’m getting worse, which I, of course, take as a compliment.

Reply to  Redge
December 8, 2023 1:23 pm

Global Elite only, bring your own private jet.

December 8, 2023 9:25 am

Well, the conferences and the policies haven’t been effective at reducing human CO2 emissions themselves (unsurprisingly, it’s all bs).
It’s important to distinguish atmospheric CO2 from the emissions, it’s not the same thing.

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Reply to  edim
December 8, 2023 9:31 am

Emissions follow energy use, more or less. Can’t do anything about it, for the foreseeable future.
The change in atmospheric CO2, on the other hand, will keep following the temperature.

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Richard Greene
Reply to  edim
December 8, 2023 3:41 pm

The growth of atmospheric CO2 will always increase the temperature with no change in any other climate change variable.

CO2 emissions are a climat forcing
They lead temperature changes

CO2 emissions correlate strongly with Real GDP growth

Dave Fair
Reply to  Richard Greene
December 8, 2023 4:25 pm

How much temperature change over any given period?

Reply to  Richard Greene
December 9, 2023 4:28 am

My prediction is that the change in atmospheric CO2 will keep correlating with the temperature. The temperature will stay flat or decrease in the coming decade(s). Let’s see who’s right.
Global CO2 emissions correlate with global energy use. Long term the so-called carbon intensity of energy use may decrease a bit, but not by much, unless a big increase in nuclear energy happens.

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December 8, 2023 10:17 am

That’s hilarious!

Question – could someone overlay world cereal grain production onto that same graph? As CO2 goes, so does food production. Yet they want to limit the CO2….

cereal grain production world of data – Bing images

December 8, 2023 11:59 am

COP conferences.
An International Gore Effect!

December 8, 2023 12:41 pm

Someone sent me a learned essay by Hansen full of the IPCC standard forcing and temperatures.
At the end, I said, such garbage

Not once is mentioned, all subjective computer program temperature predictions are running hot

Not once is mentioned, objective satellite observations of temperatures since 1979, show warming at a rate about 50% less than computer programs

There is not enough fossil fuel left over to double the atmosphere ppm, which is increasing at about 2.5 ppm/y, far in excess of the human fossil use contribution 

Happer and Wijngaarden present modern physics analysis to show doubling CO2 would increase temps by 0.8 C by 2050 

Not once is mentioned, CO2 is at its lowest level in 600 million years, with optimum for flora, and likely fauna, at 800 to 1200 ppm, as proven in greenhouses. Current CO2 is near starvation levels for flora. The greening of the earth is ongoing. Warm periods are favorable periods, such as the warmer MWP and the RWP

Much of Hansen’s analysis predates CO2 Coalition education efforts. The Coalition came to be to counter the idiocy spouted all around.

That means Net Zero by 2050 is an unaffordable Media-hyped hoax. 
It surprises me, so many in academia robotically swallowed the bait

Al Jaber is Right: There Is no Science Showing a Fossil Fuel Phase-Out Will Achieve 1.5C
https://www.windtaskforce.org/profiles/blogs/al-jaber-is-right-there-is-no-science-showing-a-fossil-fuel-phase

The Crippling Economic Costs Of Green Energy Subsidies
https://www.windtaskforce.org/profiles/blogs/the-crippling-economic-costs-of-green-energy-subsidies

Tripling Nuclear? During COP28 in opulent Dubai, Kerry called for the world to triple CO2-free nuclear, from 370,200 MW to about 1,110,600 MW, by 2050.
https://phys.org/news/2023-12-triple-nuclear-power-cop28.html

Based on past experience in the US and EU, it takes at least 10 years to commission nuclear plants

That means, plants with about 39 reactors must be started each year, for 16 years (2024 to 2040), to fill the pipeline, to commission the final ones by 2050, in addition to those already in the pipeline.

New nuclear: Kerry’s nuclear tripling by 2050, would be 11% of the 2050 world electricity generation. See table

Existing nuclear: If some of the older plants are shut down, and plants already in the pipeline are placed in operation, that nuclear would be about 5% to the world total generation in 2050
Nuclear was 9.2% of 2022 generation.
Total nuclear would be about 16%, and would have minimal impact on CO2 emissions and ppm in 2050. 

Infrastructures and Manpower: The building of the new nuclear plants would require a major increase in infrastructures and educating and training of personnel, in addition to the cost of the power plants.
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/electricity-sources-by-fuel-in-2022/#:~:text=In%202022%2C%2029%2C165.2%20terawatt%20hours,2.3%25%20from%20the%20previous%20year.

Richard Greene
Reply to  wilpost
December 8, 2023 3:49 pm

The average climate model from 1975, when used for a 70 year climate prediction with the reasonable RCP4.5 CO2 growth rate has been remarkably accurate since 1975.

But the IPCC uses the same models with a worst case RCP8.5 CO2growth rate and assumes 400 years for most of the water vapor positive feedback amplification. With those assumptions the average climate mode has double the warming rate of 70 years with RCP4.5

The model owners want scary predictions because the governments that employs them want scary climate predictions

So they get scary climate predictions.

Models are computer games that do not output data. They predict whatever their owners want predicted.

Bob
December 8, 2023 12:42 pm

I would add the money wasted to the graph in an effort to lower CO2 emissions.

Edward Katz
December 8, 2023 2:12 pm

If a record number of delegates attended the latest COP, and the carbon emissions have kept rising, one would think that the attendees would throw in the towel and cancel all future conferences since they are consistently proving to be ineffectual. But who’s going to pass up a free ride regardless whether they are accomplishing anything in the first place?

Reply to  Edward Katz
December 8, 2023 3:09 pm

None of these people paid for their vacation/smoozzfest

Nik
December 8, 2023 5:39 pm

What’s the r2?

Reply to  Nik
December 9, 2023 11:23 am

Excellent.

December 9, 2023 4:23 am

I note a strong correlation between COPs (and climate propaganda) activity and CO2 concentration, thus, in order to save the Planet, alarmists should try to stop COPs (and all the climate propaganda) to see if this correlation translates to a causal relationship.
To be conclusive, this experiment should last at least 3 to 5 decades.

December 9, 2023 8:15 am

“Must be all those private jets flying in.”
— as surmised in above article

I will offer instead: “Must be all that CO2-laden hot air, flowing out.”