Climate Change to Wipe Out 40% of Primates… Riiight

Guest slam-dunk by David Middleton

Climate change threatens nearly 40% of the world’s primates, study says

By Scottie Andrew and Saeed Ahmed, CNN
Updated 12:58 PM ET, Mon June 17, 2019

(CNN) As cyclones and droughts are expected to grow in frequency and intensity while global temperatures rise, humankind’s closest relatives will become increasingly vulnerable to extinction, scientists say.

At climate change’s current pace, nearly 40% of the Earth’s primates will be threatened by the extreme weather events that accompany rising temperatures, a new study says. And with 60% of primate species already vulnerable to habitat loss and human activity, researchers are pleading that conservationists consider both human and climatic impacts in their efforts.

In the study, published in the journal Nature Climate Change

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Catastrophic News Network
I don’t think so
I really don’t think so.

While “habitat loss and human activity” may very well imperil many primate species, they evolved and thrived through a helluva lot more climate change than humans will ever cause.

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Fran
June 21, 2019 9:29 am

My best primate story. Many years ago Carl Pribram came to speak – he was spectacular with sleek pale grey hair, a pale grey suit and a tie vertically split red and black, looking much more like a stage magician than a scientist. He showed a hologram to illustrate his theory of how the brain works. The talk was forgettable otherwise.

The next year neuroscience community heard that he put his finger in Washoe’s cage, and she bit it off (chimp that learned a bit of sign language). He sued for damage to his career as a neurosurgeon, but the notion of a neuroscientist sticking a finger in a chimp cage was hilarious to us.
https://oklahoman.com/article/1973653/doctors-suit-says-chimp-tore-finger

June 21, 2019 9:49 am

You folks have it all wrong. “Primate” is Brit-speak for Anglican cleric.

The headline is saying that climate change will obliterate 40% of the UK’s Anglican clerics.

Obliterate doesn’t mean die, don’t you know. It means to doff the cloth.

With the warming climate and all, 40% of British clerics are predicted to head for a life on the beaches. They all secretly yearn for that continually anyway, that nekkid in the sun business. Typical clerical fantasy. Now, with the proper heat, they’re off for it.

John Tillman
Reply to  Pat Frank
June 21, 2019 12:31 pm

Not all Anglican clerics. Just the top dog-collar-wearers.

Primates in the Anglican Communion are the most senior bishop or archbishop(s) of one of the 39 churches of the Anglican Communion, such as the Archbishops of Canterbury and York in the Church of England, the only one with two. The Episcopal Church in the USA, like the others, has only one Presiding Bishop.

Reply to  John Tillman
June 21, 2019 5:08 pm

Darn, nothing like knowledgeable input. 🙂 Thanks, John.

And here I was hoping to witness a mass migration of British clerics to the tropics. 🙂

John Tillman
Reply to  Pat Frank
June 21, 2019 8:33 pm

A lot of them went there when the Commonwealth was the Empire/Raj.

Since the mid-20th century, there has been a reverse flow.

J Mac
June 21, 2019 9:57 am

Climate Change fraud already has the ‘Birthstriker’ primates self-eliminating their potential progeny from the gene pool.
On that basis, “It’s for reals!”

n.n
Reply to  J Mac
June 21, 2019 11:17 am

The prophecy of Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming is a clear and progressive risk, and planned parenthood is a known first-order forcing of Dodo Dynasties.

Marcus
June 21, 2019 11:55 am

Maybe because all the left leaning primates went on a “Birthstrike” ! lol..

June 21, 2019 12:13 pm

Here is a little climate-sham game one can play. Make a list of all academic life sciences specialties including agriculture, forestry, etc and select which ones haven’t yet made an effort to game the alarmosphere trough for research cash.

A few days ago here on WUWT we had microbiologists deciding that viruses and bacteria were on course for extinction if we didn’t fork over a grant ransom. The first tier of alarmist zoocash went for saving the cute cute mammals, then amphibians, then shellfish and fish. As néomarxiste desperation mounted, they threw in beautiful monarch butterflies, then a few million ugly insects and finally the microbes. Yes, even the spermatoza worriers have ejacted their sujet into the ring.

So, what have we left? Mushrooms, nematodes, algae, plantars warts, amoeba, poison ivy, jellyfish, weeds, … Perhaps advocacy for these can be viewed as a final countdown to the end of the pandemic of mass idiotry.

John Tillman
Reply to  Gary Pearse
June 21, 2019 1:39 pm

Nematodes can survive abd thrive even under the heat and pressure of the deepest mines. Some like it hot.

John Tillman
June 21, 2019 1:01 pm

What’s bad for primates is cold. There was a lot more primate habitat–including Wyoming–in the hothouse Paleocene and Eocene than since.

https://www.wired.com/2010/09/tracking-notharctus-wyomings-prehistoric-lemur/

John Tillman
Reply to  John Tillman
June 21, 2019 1:58 pm

The largest known primate, Gigantopithecus blacki, an enormous orangutan-relative from SE Asia, went extinct about 100,000 years ago. The genus* had survived many ice ages during its nine million year-long run, but the onset of the last glaciation coincided with spread of Homo erectus into its jungle habitat, as the bamboo forests were giving way to grassland in the colder, drier world.

Estimates of its size vary, since it’s known only from teeth and jaw bones. Giant porcupines may have chewed bones from other parts of its skeleton as a calcium source, but fossil preservation is low in woodland environments anyway. G. blacki was a veritable King Kong, possibly standing 11.5 feet tall and weighing over half a ton.

*Its oldest relative, G. giganteus (previously bilaspurensis) from Late Miocene northern India and China, was placed in a separate genus, Indopithecus, in 2013.

amirlach
June 21, 2019 1:40 pm

When they use a cLIEmate “Emergency” as an excuse to replace the population of Ireland it kinda puts the prediction into context…

Canada’s own Clueless cLIEmate Barbie just declared the same cLIEmate “Emergency”. I would like to see the talking points script they get from their globalist puppet masters.

Loydo
June 21, 2019 4:00 pm

David Middleton June 17, 2019 at 6:48 am
Splicing instrumental data onto ice core data is 100% fraudulent.

Certainty is a delusion. Thats the trouble with being 100% certain about anything isnt it? Is it bias confirmation? A genuine mistake? Or are you just full of your own deluded certainty?

Loydo
Reply to  David Middleton
June 21, 2019 6:01 pm

Bs. You’re just petrified of the implications so you’re trying to discredit the blindingly irrefutable evidence. You’ve done your own splicin’ above: SST temperatures onto ice core data. Double standards or just full of certainty?

Plenty of simians are now toast. This “100% fraudulence” https://scripps.ucsd.edu/programs/keelingcurve/ clearly demonstrates humans are having a profound and geologically rapid effect on atmosheric and oceanic chemistry and thus likely on the biology too. AGW is overlying the other thousand changes humans have made to the biosphere in the last 50 years. Meh, you say? You know lots of geology and oil mining but apparently, but no matter the mountain of colorful graphs and 70s Ice agery, you know diddly squat biology.
Stupid simian.

Loydo
Reply to  David Middleton
June 23, 2019 12:51 am

“properly annotated”?

That’s all it takes to redeem a graph from 100% fraudulence? But the graph I linked to had the exact same level of annotation as the graph you posted above. Reflexive bias much?

Out of your depth and blinded by deluded certainty.

Johann Wundersamer
Reply to  Loydo
June 22, 2019 7:02 am

Loydon, “diddly squat biology”:

Loydon, you like to mingle “human responsibility with “catastrophic anthropogenic climate change” :

“Poaching is the illegal hunting, killing or capturing of animals contrary to national and international conservation and wildlife management laws and regulations. … Wildlife species that may be legally hunted are defined and regulated through special open seasons.”

https://www.google.com/search?q=poachers+primates+extinction+meaning&oq=poachers+primates+extinction+meaning+&aqs=chrome.

You’re the king of distracting puppet theatrics fake news.

https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-huawei&ei=8TMOXaTcC4TPrgTYiaeoCw&q=Puppet+theater+meaning&oq=Puppet+theater+meaning&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-serp.

https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-huawei&ei=mTQOXZXgN7yHwPAPgYqjqAw&q=Puppets+Theatrics+meaning&oq=Puppets+Theatrics+meaning&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-serp.

Wiliam Haas
June 21, 2019 4:25 pm

The previous interglacial period, the Eemian, was warmer than this one with more ice cap melting and higher sea levels yet the ancestors of today’s primates survived. The problems that today’s primates have has nothing to do with climate change. The problem is loss of habitat caused by mankind’s out of control population.

John Tillman
Reply to  Wiliam Haas
June 22, 2019 4:30 pm

Human population growth rate is falling, and liable to continue so doing. In some countries, it’s still too high, but demographic transition such has ended expansion in the developed world will eventually contol gains in the developing world, too.

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This is not to say that human activities don’t threaten many of our fellow primate species. They do. But wealth creation, aided by fossil fuels, will help save the endangered species, while also ultimately limiting the number of people.

John Tillman
Reply to  Wiliam Haas
June 22, 2019 4:33 pm

My prof, prophet of doom Paul Ehrlich, made the mistake of extrapolating rapid population growth of the 1960s out indefinitely. No wonder then that he now extrapolates the natural warming cycle of the late 1970s to 2000s out indefinitely.

The fact that trends reverse is how fortunes are lost and made in markets.

Sara
June 21, 2019 4:44 pm

The people who say/do these things are primates, aren’t they?

Won’t they be the first to go while the rest of us watch?

Pick your spot, folks. They’re going away.

On a sordid note – because of the mass suicides that happened in the 20th century – I have this deep-down gut feeling that this alleged “extinction event” is going to one that is self-imposed. I dislike voicing such an idea, but it has happened before on a small scale.

tty
June 21, 2019 5:02 pm

Droughts might affect primates, but “cyclones”? Most primates live either in Africa and South America which are almost never affected by hurricanes, and neither is Indonesia (too close to the Equator).

About the only places where primates might be affected by hurricanes is parts of Central America, Madagascar (lemurs only), parts of India, Indochina and southern China.

John Tillman
Reply to  tty
June 22, 2019 4:40 pm

The primates most affected by cyclones are humans, which species is hardly endangered.

Philippine tarsiers have survived much stormier epochs than the Holocene.

June 21, 2019 6:05 pm

Seriously we have to accept that the primates living in the wild are at great
risk of extinction from the fact that their relatives the human primate is
taking over their habitat.

Plus the fact that so called “Bush meat” is popular, i.e. he wild primates.

The only long term hope is to select breeding pairs and move them to
big open air Zoos such as we have here in South Australia, a sort of
present day Jurassic Park.

MJE VK5ELL

Johann Wundersamer
Reply to  Michael
June 22, 2019 7:32 am
accordionsrule
June 21, 2019 9:29 pm

Irresponsible fake news. Let the blame lie where it belongs: with the poachers. Don’t give them an excuse that the apes were going to die in a cyclone anyway.

GregK
June 21, 2019 11:25 pm

I think endangered primates have more immediate concerns than climate change.
Clearing for agriculture, logging and hunting for meat and the exotic pet trade seem to their chief problems, particularly for those that are specialists.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World%27s_25_Most_Endangered_Primates

A few parades by school chilkdren to raise awareness about the tyhreat to these beasties might be more useful than self righteous virtue signalling about a few carbon dioxides.

June 22, 2019 5:20 am

Climate change threatens nearly 40% of the world’s primates, study says

And, even if true, The Green New Deal will cripple Man’s ability to do anything about it.
(Well, then again, if we paid them all a “Living Wage” of $15 an hour……..)

Johann Wundersamer
June 22, 2019 6:26 am

Great graphics, great compilation – Thanks!