Guest Post by Willis Eschenbach
Sufi stories of the wisdom of the foolish Mulla Nasrudin have been around for a thousand years or more. One of them tells how the Mulla was walking down the street one day. Three stories above him, a man was working on a roof. The workman slipped and fell. He landed on the Mulla. Fortunately, the workman was totally unharmed. The Mulla, however, was injured enough that he had to be taken to the local hospital to recover.
When the Mulla’s disciples came in to see him, they asked him what lesson could be learned from the incident.
“Shun reliance on theoretical questions,” said Nasrudin, “questions like, if a man falls three stories from a roof, will he have to go to the hospital?”.
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With that as prologue, in the Americas both North and South we have birds called “turkey vultures”, Cathartes aura. Where I grew up they were known as “buzzards”. In parts of the South they are known as a “carrion crow”. I’ve always felt a kinship with them because back in the 1800’s my great-grandfather, The Captain, named his tugboat the “Carencro” after the local name for buzzards.
Plus buzzards have a very important job. They’re the garbagemen, the cleanup crew for all the corpsicles left behind by nature, our allegedly loving mother nature who is also famously “red in tooth and claw” … you go, Mom. Here’s a turkey vulture eating a dead armadillo somewhere down south.

The buzzards visit our place a lot, but fortunately, not to eat. We live in a hillside clearing in a redwood forest. It’s the place with the tiny house icon, to the right of and above the center in the photo below. Because there are no trees, the cleared area around our house is warmer than the surrounding forest. This warm air rises.

The buzzards know about warm air rising, of course, because those jokers hate to flap their wings. They are champion gliders, going for mile after mile without ever flexing their wings. In their search for free rides, they regularly use the warm air off of our clearing to work their way up to the ridgetop behind us. They’ll come in and wheel round and round, gaining altitude with each pass Once they’ve gotten high enough on the warm air rising from our clearing, they drift off majestically along the ridge, in their perpetual search for the dead.
Here’s the curious part. A few days ago while I was working outside, I noticed that the buzzards were coming in over the clearing as usual.
But they weren’t gaining the altitude that they were expecting to gain. They weren’t able to get their usual lift. I watched as bird after bird tried their usual route without much success. One even had to flap his wings to get out of the top corner of the clearing. For a buzzard, that’s a sure sign of failure.
Finally, one buzzard ended up gliding so close to the ground that it couldn’t even make it over our eight-foot (2+ metre) deer fence. It flared out its wings, gained a little altitude, and settled on one of the wooden fence posts. This almost never happens. Nothing to attract them here.

All of this set me to pondering. Why were the buzzards getting fooled about the amount of lift? What had changed?
The only thing I could think of that had changed was that the previous day I’d had the grass cut. I couldn’t cut it earlier because of the endless rain. By the time I got back from Fiji, the grass had gotten up to about chest high in parts. Literally. Chest high.
But that explanation didn’t seem right to me. I’d always figured that if you had a grassy field, it kept the surface from getting too hot. And if there was no vegetation, like in the desert or on the beach, the surface would get hot. As computer modelers like to say, it’s just “simple physics” …
But if that were so … why were the buzzards getting fooled? I love the natural world for exactly this kind of puzzle.
My conclusion was that I was looking at the wrong metric. The issue for the buzzards was not how hot the surface got. It was how hot the air got … and that’s a very different question. The sun heats the surface, and the surface heats the air. So a big issue is not how hot the surface gets, but how well the surface acts as a heat exchanger. Here are the two surfaces in question, mowed and unmowed.

It seems to me that the field of grass on the right side of the photo is a pretty good sun –> surface –> air heat exchanger. The grass slows down the passage of the air over the surface, allowing it to be warmed. This warm air will then rise into the free atmosphere. The grass also increases the amount of surface area exposed to the air by orders of magnitude. Finally, the grass acts as a pretty good solar trap, where the solar energy goes in but not much is reflected back out.
Regardless of the explanation, I cannot deny that I expected that cutting the grass would increase the surface warmth and thus the lift for the buzzards. However, the buzzards proved me 100% wrong.
Now, suppose we were trying to model this on the computer. This is far below the size of a single gridcell in a climate model. So it would have to be “parameterized”, meaning that we’d put in numbers that we think are reasonable for this kind of a change … but that’s just putting numbers to a theory about what will happen.
Which brings me back to Nasruddin and the issue of relying on theoretical questions, like “If a field of tall grass is mowed, will the buzzards fly higher or lower?”.
In this case, to my surprise, the answer was “lower”. Which is how I found myself looking into the eye of a buzzard sitting on my fence post. Oh, I didn’t stare at him. That kind of reckless eyeballing makes any wild creature nervous. So I looked at him in glances and pauses, and generally pretended that I didn’t see him.
Now, the birds circling so low to the ground had attracted two cats to the action. And when the buzzard landed on the fence post, the neighbor’s cat crept slowly over to the base of the buzzard’s post. The buzzard paid little attention until the cat was directly below him (her?). Then they both froze, with the cat looking straight up along the post at the buzzard looking down, and the buzzard looking straight down between its toes at the cat looking up.
Our cat just sat and watched them both. I watched all of them.
Then some other poor sucker of a buzzard came in, and he couldn’t get enough lift either. As a result, he came right past the ear of the buzzard on the post. Startled, the post sitter took off. The two cats both immediately vanished into hiding.
Me? I laughed and shook my head at the wondrous intricacies of the climate, and I went back to work.
Best of the springtime to everyone,
w.
PS—Perhaps the most intriguing part of the experience to me was the exquisite judgment of the buzzards as to how much lift they could expect off of our clearing. Birds are quite surprising in their ability to learn. And in that vein, after avoiding the clearing for a couple of days, today for the first time I saw a buzzard come through. However, it didn’t push its luck, and it didn’t get close to the ground. The buzzard just came in, got the main lift from the center of the clearing, and wheeled back out again. What a world, amazingly intelligent beings on all sides.
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Somebody design expiraments and take data. I hate all this speculation.
Perhaps the headline should have been:
“Buzzards get high from grass”
A partial greenhouse effect… The tall standing grass inhibits the air convection rates at the ground which causes a build up of a thermal pocket of heated air. That air pocket then bubbles upward instead of mixing with the rest of the air. You can simulate this by setting up a stockade like fence in say a 5 x 5 or 10 x 10 ft square. Measure the temperature inside the fenced in area and take a measurement away from the enclosure say 20 feet.
While the heat entrapment in tall standing grass is not on the order of a real greenhouse because there is zero convection with the ambient air inside a greenhouse, the rate of convection is severely slowed.
BTW- the idea that the tall standing grass provides a greater surface area for heating probably helps a lot too, experimental PV solar panels use this same concept of nanopillars to absorb more sunlight.
The forest area while it may seem should provide the same effect as tall grass does not since surface area underneath the canopy is cool from shading, however, a somewhat open unobstructed surface on top the branches to allow mixing.
I do know one thing…never pick a fight with a Murder of Crows. Or Ravens. Most intelligent birds out there IMO. And vindictive and never forget an incident or a person. I had a dust up with some noisy Ravens about 30 years ago at my farm at 5 Am in the morning. For the last 30 years, I have been the recipient of numerous ‘attacks’. One spring while away for a few weeks, the Ravens came to my patio deck and completely plucked out all the foam on two old Lazy Boys that I retired from the living room to outside since they were finished for inside use. I guess the foam probably makes very good insulation for a nice nest somewhere. Sure did look funny, two lazy boys side by side and all that was left were just spring coils and wood framing. Even took the faux leather.
The next year, they found my quad parked out in the woods one day where I was working, and they completely destroyed the seat and foam, again, while I was gone for only 3-4 hours doing some forestry cruising. And they were sitting in trees watching me when I came back, ‘laughing’ at me.
A few years back, I came back from town in winter with a dozen 2 pound frozen lasagna in the back of the truck box. After just an hour being away from the truck, all dozen lasagna’s were completely gone, except for the packaging. How they got all that frozen brick lasagna out and gone is beyond me. Wish I would have had a dash cam recording that. And many other such lesser events every year it seems, which I wonder if they live that long, or teach it to their new generations.
The lesson is, be careful who & what you pick battles about, because feuds seldom end. Especially with a Murder of Crows/Ravens. We are now just starting to make peace…slowly.
[Bears ate the lasagne? Raccoons perhaps? .mod]
One of the funniest things I have seen was a crow who had apparently been watching me eat a muffin while I was in a parking lot waiting for a ride. When I was finished I rolled up the muffin wrapper and tucked it inside a styrofoam coffee cup and wedged that into the baby seat of a shopping cart. After a while I walked away and when I looked back the crow came down from I don’t know where, plucked the styrofoam cup from the cart and pulled the muffin wrapper out, spread it out and began to pick at the crumbs. It was pretty cool to think that the little bastard saw what I did, figured out where the food was and waited until I was far enough away so I couldn’t bother him.
Great story, Tom! 🙂
Funny you mention bears Mod… Last night at sunset I walked out the door where I have a semi remote acreage/hobby farm. Walked around a blind corner and there was a very large Brown bear right in the front yard 15 feet away, maybe a Grizzly cause it did have a small hump. 15 feet was all that separated me from being a tasty snack as I backed up real slowly. This Am, I go for a quad ride to check water levels at a dam behind my property, and there is 2 little bears off in the distance. A little unnerving for sure having a mother bear and cubs hanging around.
If I didn’t have electricity and Sat internet here, you would never know there was any environmental stress in the wilderness. It seems nature has never been so healthy. The conifer trees and especially broad leafed trees like Aspen and Cottonwood, (especially willows) are growing at rates unheard of. I assume it is the extra CO2 in the air since current growth exceeds anything in the records.
No, the truck box had ample evidence of Raven feathers, and they were all still hanging around when I got back to the truck wondering what I would leave hanging around outside next. Hopefully the bears and the Ravens don’t gang up on me…
FYI Willis – in case you ever move to Rochester MN – you will need to get a permit to allow grass to grow that high.
https://lf.rochestermn.gov/Documents/0/doc/3419/Electronic.aspx
Well fed “buzzards” looking for a place to rest, with a thermal just in case a quick escape needed ?
Mike Borgelt, I still use a B50.
My 1000’s of hours of practical experiments in and observations on lower atmosphere physics (I, too, am a soaring pilot) would lead me to ask for for more information, e.g. Was the wind direction/strength typical or unusual on the day? Normally reliable thermal triggers can be masked by topographic down drafts when a normally into wind slope becomes a lee slope. Most likely, however, is that the day concerned simply had an unfavourable lapse rate. Temperature inversions kill thermals stone dead.
Philip Wills, another glider pilot, made a significant scientific contribution by establishing the manner in which South African vultures communicated the location of a meal leading to the frequently filmed sight of dozens of birds around a carcass. First, he realised the reason that vultures regularly left thermals shared with sailplanes at 2,500ft above the ground was eyesight related, much more than one half mile high and they couldn’t identify their next meal. Second, he realised that they flew in a grid pattern arranged like a honeycomb in which each bird could see multiple neighbours, each being around one half mile distant. When a vulture left the grid for a meal it’s neighbours would notice and fly toward its last known position expecting to join the feast. Meanwhile, the neighbours of the birds flying towards the missing bird would notice their missing neighbours and fly towards their next meal too, a true communication grid! Isn’t nature wonderful?
Turkey buzzards and all similar beasties and birdies do not make days in advance flight plans. They continually move on trial and error making instantaneous adjustments based on short term feedback on “how it’s going at the moment.” They don’t think about this much at all. Unlike the climate gestapo they do not often fool themselves by deeply ingrained falsehoods that fit some ideological preconditioning.
no need to worry about grass we will be all drowned http://www.skynews.com.au/programs.html
Willis, the setting for your wonderful tale is right out of a 1950’s juvenile and construction crew joke, which included in its dialogue the snooty butler’s reply to the rabbit who came calling at his friends’ mansion, “Mister Buz-ZARD is out by the yard!” … (“And Mister Tur-TELL is down by the well!”)