Guest essay by Eric Worrall
WARNING: Contains rude language
CERN management have rejected accusations they are a centre of an evil cult, with a boring claim that the video is just an unauthorised staff prank.
“Cern welcomes every year thousands of scientific users from all over the world and sometimes some of them let their humour go too far. This is what happened on this occasion,” said a statement emailed to AFP.
What do you think? Is CERN a centre of Satanic ritual and dark purpose? Or are they just a bunch of well paid government scientists with overactive imaginations, and way too much time on their hands?
If your business is attempting to explore other dimensions, perhaps it pays to stay on good terms with as many supernatural entities as possible.