Guest essay by Eric Worrall
Women don’t like to sweat while having sex, so they are less likely to have sex in warm weather, according to the latest climate health claim.
Climate change and your birthday: Is it too hot for sex?
Have you ever wondered why March is a busy birthday month?
A new study suggests Australians are more inclined to exert themselves between the sheets when they can avoid getting hot and sweaty.
Last month the Sunshine Coast had its most fruitful month to date, with a record 258 babies born at Nambour Hospital.
Women’s and Family Services acting director Keppel Schafer said the numbers were in line with the Sunshine Coast’s annual birth pattern.
And he said winter weather conditions were the reason behind last month’s baby boom.
“The ongoing trivia that we have amongst the trade is that it’s the first cool change that the coast experiences in June or July in the year before,” he said.
“That probably sees us very busy nine months later in the following March.
“I think there’s a bit more snuggling under the doona and then there’s a new baby in a bunny rug nine months later.”
Read more: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-09/climate-change-and-your-sex-life/7311702
All I can say is, thank goodness for alcohol, swimming pools, ceiling fans and air conditioners. Otherwise we warm climate Aussie men would never get lucky.
From the shallow end of the gene pool
If she’s cold. Keep her
@ur momisugly bill, +many, ( thankfully my partner always complains about being cold!!!!) (even after 42 years!).
Please put this on Saturday Night Live. I know Rush will have fun with it, but you should be sharing this as much as possible to give America a good laugh.
I suspect that if any of the spouces read what is posted above, there is an almost certain chance of an anthropogenically induced extended drought, of a different kind, soon …… No BS
As if wandering in the desert could make a drought worse.
Umm…, but…., ya know…., best I say nothing…. (yep that’s the one).
so Climate Change = Wedding Cake
What an idiot
The War on Language continues; so now we’re equating the terms climate and monthly?
Climate change makes liberals eat their own boogers
I think they are 180 degrees from the truth. The best sex I ever had was in the tropics in hot, steaming nights. Higher temps will accelerate the sex!
Yeah but how much did you pay?
The pheromones associated with sweat can also accelerate the sex.
Instead of telling the climate change cult that they are full of shit let’s just start beating the crap out of them every time they come up with garbage like this
Two thoughts: Has Africa suffered a drop in births? (assuming Africans have sex to get pregnant; I assume they do). Also, I was under the impression that lots and lots of dead white people was the goal for the global elites? So…killing the birth rate is the right thing to do with whites?
Gotta admit, that Globull Warming is the one stop shop for all that ails everything. There’s NOTHING it can’t do!!
Utter bunk…
They don’t call them frigid for nothing.
I guess nobody was born before air conditioning? The Egyptians of 3000 BC must’ve been impregnated by their gods or aliens. Journalism is devoid of intelligence. Melenialials are destroying the world, oh and African slavery amongst themselves and a 7th century in holy man.
I’ve tested this theory from Reykjavík to Buenos Aires and have found women to be universally red-hot blooded at every latitude. And, marriage hasn’t cooled mine down.
Stop blaming the weather.
It won’t be because of the controlling, self-righteous emasculated males, or being taken on a dates in tiny cars to restaurants that serve an insects/vegan cuisine. No. it wont be any of that. … It will be because temperature is a fraction of a degree hotter.
Just get married and count the months before sex becomes only a dictionary word. It’s a fun game…
The phrase “I do” for women should be clarified to ” I don’t”. Without exception, for all of the guys I know, it wasn’t months when sex stopped, it was the day of marriage. It was a fairly common joke to ruin a good sex life by getting married. I thought they were joking when I got married, they weren’t.
Wait! I know! “Climate change” will cause more arguments between spouses and partners, and more nights apart, thus less sex. But wait, then there’s “makeup sex”.
More research is needed.
I’m ready to do research.
Here is brother Jimi’s message to that. Ha ha \/ 🙂
Those Arabian women are not aware of this. Please do not tell them as I am returning to that hot, hot place.
I am sorry, but if this is the way they are going to try to convince me about climate change, then I really will understand that this is truly a fraud, nothing serious here, move on.
This article is hilarious! I live on an island in the Pacific Ocean and it’s very hot here. Still enjoy sex and often.
I thought getting “hot and sweaty” was what it was all about. Works for me!
More BS. Stop peddling this freaking garbage.
I recalled that there was a population boom nine months after the New York power blackout of 1965.
Notwithstanding the above, such stories persist.
I would take all such stories cum grano salis unless they are backed up with properly analyzed data rather than just anecdotal reports.
Is there a Latin-English pun in there somewhere?!
‘Cum grano salis’ means ‘with a grain of salt’. It comes from an era when people would make up mock latin sayings. My favorite is “Noli Permiteri Illegitimi Cordarundi“. Words to live by. 🙂
I always heard that as “Illegitimi non Carborundum” 😉
I like the “Cum” part.
That’s the Latin-English pun (in this context) I was referring to.