From the Al Gore Sex Poodle Institute and the “almost too stupid to print” department comes this: New report blames global warming for rising rates of infidelity
Victoria Milan, a dating website for people looking to cheat on their significant other, surveyed 5,000 of its members, both men and women. A shocking 72% of them responded that yes, their own Al Gore-esque stress about unpredictable weather is the cause of their extra-marital dalliances.
Guess the fact of their existing committed relationships was just an inconvenient truth. Survey respondents also reported that they’re more likely to sneak a little on the side in hot weather than in cold.
Survey respondents also reported that they’re more likely to sneak a little on the side in hot weather than in cold. That makes sense — after all, which would you say is sexier, a steamy Miami day or a polar vortex?
Full story: http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/2014/05/global_warming_makes_couples_cheat_says_dating_website.php
Of course, the fact that the dating site itself encourages such dalliances can’t possibly be a factor, it MUST be global warming. Still, I blame Al Gore, who after all, invented the Internet, enabling such online sex shopping behavior in the first place.
* The Warm List – seen here: http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm
William Sears says:
May 28, 2014 at 3:55 pm
What ever happened to “baby, it’s cold outside”?
The old Date Rape song!
I visited the website that was, well, sorta like this-
Victoria Milan
Relive the Passion- Find your Affair
Discreet Dating for Married and Attached
Relive the Passion- Join Us
Today for Free
CHOOSE TWO-
I am a – Married Man
I am a- Maried Woman
I am a- Passionate Global Warming Alarmist
I am a- Passionate Global Warming Skeptic
CHOOSE TWO-
Seeking a- Man
Seeking a- Women
Seeking a- Passionate Global Warming Alarmist
Seeking a- Passionate Global Warming Skeptic
So we know you’re real, please indicate
your best climate sensitivity estimate below-
_________
Try us for free. Your global warming status
and climate sensitivity estimate eill be protected.
Yea, CAGW plays havoc on your Chakera – that is why “burn rock and roll” Tipper left him.
Bob – LOL!
It’s not only humans apparently.
Women may go over the top as the world warms.
I was wrong. It much, much worse than I thought.
Is there anything co2 can’t do?
Well my “yin” is doing okay but all that global warming puts a twist in my “yang.”
It’s reaching boiling point! Global warming leads to penis shrinkage, failing turtle relationships and sex change issues for lizards.
There’s more.
No wonder politicians like global warming. It’s an excuse for failure on any issue you want. If interest rates go up, blame global warming.
That must explain why there is so much “action” going on in retirement homes down in Florida.
Of course cheating can go both ways. Listen very carefully to how this man handles news from his woman that she found somebody new. If you haven’t heard this song before, enjoy.
Ohhhh Florida. You are THE sin state. Scandinavians are well known for their prudish nature.
This study is just more garbage. You offer someone a silly excuse for their behaviour and they will pick it. I am going to cheat on my wife tonight because I am stressed whether tomorrow will be light showers with sunny intervals or overcast all day.
From a visit to Sweden in the ’70’s: “Do you know how you can tell a real Swede coming out of a tobacco shop?” Answer: He’s got a bag of tobacco! How does this connect – – – The “Tobac” shops also sold the PORN (magazines, cards, pictures, 8mm films, you name it). Totally legal in the ’70’s in Sweden. Swedes being prudes, THAT’S A LAUGH! Yet, in many South American countries, if you go out on a “date” with a young seniorita, you may have to tolerate having her GRANDMOTHER with you! Yeah, yeah…yeah, hot climates breeds sexual looseness…NOT!
Hmm – whatever happened to “the devil made me do it”?
If global warming makes trout more slutty, why wouldn’t it do the same to humans? /sarc
In a strictly causal universe, everything affects everything else. So whatever happens (“locally speaking”) is affected by global warming.
LOL – just scrolled up to read the rest of the comments – looks like jim Steele already got that ^_^
Yet American divorce rates peaked around 1980 and have been falling since.
Perhaps that is why Arab women are forced to wear those awful black tents a.k.a. niqabs. In the hot sun desert sun such garb must surely rev up / heat up the aforementioned ladies which we now realize was the purpose all along.
Climate Change is such a wondrous tool for giving insights into the world.
Al Gore Sex Poodle? Ewww. I just threw up a little in my mouth.
The cure is ‘castratephic’ warning!
28 May: WaPo: Ed Rogers: The Insiders: The left is to blame for the distorted global warming debate
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2014/05/28/the-insiders-the-left-is-to-blame-for-the-distorted-global-warming-debate/
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Shouldn’t that be 97%?
(But maybe Lew didn’t do this survey.)
Well, I do wonder why we give a damn about what a dating site thinks, but if we are going to look at it, can we at least have a link to the actual source rather than to someones claims about it?
The article presented doesn’t provide a link to where they got their information either.
Lol, and everywhere I’ve looked all I find is links back to the original un-sourced article.
Uh. Couples cheating is called group s..